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forthereaderinserts · 2 months

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Naruto: So, Kakashi-sensei, how did you fall in love with Y/n-sensei?

Kakashi: Our eyes met…and everything else was fleeting.

Sakura: Y/n-sensei, how did you meet Kakashi-sensei?

You: oh, we were kids and I punched him. He looked at me weird.

#naruto imagines #naruto x reader #incorrect x reader #kakashi x reader

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echos-scomplink · 9 months

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Y/N: *dies*

Sam: Timer starts now! When are they coming back? I say two months!

Dean: Bullshit. One month

Rowena: half a month

Jack: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Y/N JUST DIED!

Cas, scratching his chin in thought: One week

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donnas-dollface · 1 year

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tea talks with donna:

Alcina: I keep a picture of my family in my pocket. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and look at it :)

Donna: Oh that's adora-

Alcina, taking a sip of her tea: Then I tell myself "If I can deal with this circus, then I can deal with anything."

Angie: There it is.

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winters-hysteria · 1 year

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Bucky: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.

Y/N: Hi, I’m ‘things’.

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mothxmoons · 2 months

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You: You’re seriously going on a mission? Before our honeymoon?

Miguel: It can’t be helped, love, I’m sorry.

You: Whatever, fine, just return this for me then, it’s everything I planned on wearing for our honeymoon.

Miguel: ….this just has lipgloss..

You: Suffer.

#miguel o’hara x reader #incorrect x reader

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quality-street-rat · 2 years

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Y/n, every morning for a week: Bonjour Captain! Voulez-vous couchez avec moi?

Levi, every morning for a week: *rolls his eyes and ignores y/n*

Hange and the 104th every morning for a week: ????????

Y/n, on day 8: Bonjour captain! Voulez-vous couchez avec moi?

Levi, who finally looked it up, deadpan: No, I don't want to sleep with you.

Y/n: Too bad. You don't know what you're missing.

Hange, loudly: Is THAT what that means??!!! 😳

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ouch-thats-harsh · 1 year

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Mr. Aizawa being uncharacteristically angry (in the dorms)

Midoriya: come on, sir!

Todoroki: the training regime isn't the problem, mic sensei's been away for a week. (knowing fully well what he's doing) you two just need to bone

Midoriya: (shudders)

Aizawa: *pauses* what did he say?

Midoriya: don't say it again, please

Todoroki: I said you two need to bone

Aizawa: How. Dare. you. Todoroki Shoto, *voice raising* I AM YOUR TEACHER

*5 minutes later*

Aizawa: *yelling thru the main room door way* BONE

*10 minutes later*

Aizawa: what happens in my bedroom is none of your business, todoroki-

BONE

*21 Minutes later, everyone's scared now*

BONE!!!

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metallictastinglifesupportliquid · 3 months

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Y/N: Hi I'm your medic and I'll be drawing your blood today, as soon as I finish this capri sun Y/N: *misses the hole four times then finally punches the straw through the side* Ghost, sweating: PRICE

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eternalslover · 5 months

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Bullet train incorrect quotes:

Tangerine: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Y/n: Sure!

Y/n: Whats your favorite color?

Tangerine, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you love me?

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v1x3n · 1 month

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crestapex · 19 days

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Price: What kind of girl do you prefer?

Ghost: My wife.

Price: Now what kind of girl do you prefer?

Soap: Ghost’s wife.

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forthereaderinserts · 2 months

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You: why can’t I come with you? It’s just a c rank mission.

Kakashi: you’re injured and as your husband you need to stay home.

You: I’ve decided you’re mean. And I will not stand for this.

Kakashi: Well…you can’t stand.

You:

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echos-scomplink · 2 years

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Eddie, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Y/N, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Robin, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Steve , trembling: What are we playing?!

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donnas-dollface · 1 year

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Y/N, quickly entering Cassandra's room: I need a human skull and I can't have you ask why.

Cassandra, rolling her eyes: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Y/N:

Cassandra: ... well?

Y/N: This one is fine.

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winters-hysteria · 1 year

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Steve: We need a distraction.

Bucky: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

(Y/N) , whispering: My time has come

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mothxmoons · 6 months

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Spider-You: can I try to rizz you up?

Miguel: sure??

Spider-You: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

#incorrect x reader #miguel o’hara x reader

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