everyone saying that gotg3 is the best thing marvel has put out since endgame is honestly extremely disrespectful.
gotg3 is so much better than endgame
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Guardians 1: The guardians learning to love
Guardians 2: The guardians learning to accept love
Guardians 3: The guardians learning self-love through the love they have for each other
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"ohh botw was so PEACEFUL everything in totk wants to kill you--" so you're telling me you don't remember the sheer terror you felt the first time a guardian stalker started hunting you? or when a skywatcher caught sight of you? the fucking billion turrets in hyrule castle that hated you? how you couldn't dillydally around the center of the map without catching the eye of at least three giant laser pottery spiders? it's all ohhh guardian theme song instant anxiety haha until the sequel comes out and you completely forget She exists?! for shame! for shame!!
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Thor: I love you, guys. You're the best thing that ever happened to me.
Rocket: We're the best thing to ever happen to you?
Thor: Yes
Rocket: Now I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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Nemo (#66196648) for dtday
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pixie says caregivers and guardians a lot, what's a caregiver/guardian? Are they like pixies parents or other people? Sorry if this annoying just confused
Pixie be high support needs and need help almost all time and is not safe alone . so . Government pay for caregivers come to Pixies house take Care of Pixie while guardians are working . Think of is like babysitters for all ages .
Pixie have guardians because judge and lawyers say Pixie too severely disabled and need help with everything in life . and . is not safe and not able take care of self . Guardians kind of like parent , but more serious and for all ages and court judge decision . If severely disabled person have good parents , them can become persons guardian . Pixie not have good parents so instead is Guardian Wizard and guardian Librarian are pixies guardians .
Hope is make sense . is really complicated thing Pixie not understand so good .
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This is only a half-formed thought but I feel like the reason I still think the Guardians in BOTW are a better enemy than the Gloom Hands in TOTK is the subversive horror of the Guardians.
The Gloom Hands writhe and scream and ooze and generally look the way we expect scary things to look. They are a pure manifestation of Ganondorf's hate, expressly sent to drain your life heart by heart.
The Guardians are silly robot guys. When they're not attacking you, they are goofy. They have funny little ears and six ridiculous legs and a round, soft looking body. They’re usually just out in a field somewhere milling about until they spot you.
But when they spot you.
That’s when that famous, pulsating music kicks in and the mad dash to kill the Guardian before it kills you begins. What gets me every time is how cold and relentless the Guardians are. The Guardians don’t try to grab or strangle you, they just blow you to hell. They keep firing, even if you take all their legs. And they don’t run like the Gloom Hands do.
It’s clinical. It’s terrifying. The Guardians don’t care about YOU. They don’t know you’re Link, Hero Of Hyrule. You’re just a heat signature, a buzzing little fly to be zapped, executed as nothing more than part of their corrupted programming. Even once beating them becomes a simple task, I still dislike fighting them. They’re not evil, just inevitable. It makes my skin crawl every time.
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somewhere at the edge of hyrule
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