Kaminari: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection?
Kirishima: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.
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Kaminari: "And THAT'S the point of the mask!"
Sero: *wheezing* "I just farted again"
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Shoto: What’s a himbo?
Mina: Beefy, stupid, and kind, like Kirishima
Shoto: What if they’re just beefy and kind?
Mina: That’s a hunk, like Iida
Shoto: Kind, but stupid?
Mina: That’s just a decent man
Shoto: Kaminari?
Mina: Yes.
Shoto: What about Bakugo?
Mina: Beefy, but mean. That’s a jock.
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Kaminari: I texted a stupid joke to Bakugou and I heard him audibly laughing from across the hall
Kaminari: This is what cocaine must feel like
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Incorrect quote pt2
Y/N: We have to find my darling husband! I’m so worried about him..!
Friend: seriously, what do you see in that guy?
Y/N: He makes me laugh.
This applies to:
(JJK) GOJO, itadori, inumaki,
(MHA) KAMINARI, MONOMA,
(KNY) SANEMI, INOSUKE,
(HQ) OIKAWA, KYOTANI, kageyama, tanaka, nishinoya, tsukishima, LEV, kenma, SUNA, ATSUMU, SAKUSA, HOSHIUMI
(BLLK) BACHIRA, isagi, RAICHI, nagi, RIN, SHIDOU, otoya, SENDOU, OLIVER, KAISER, CHARLES
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Kaminari, trying to disfuse a bomb: Okay, on the count of three, you and I cut the gray wire!
Shinso, on the other side of the room: Wait, wait, wait, what gray wire?! I have red, green, and yellow!
Kaminari: Oh that’s weird, I have gray, medium gray, and dark gray!
Shinso:…BABE, YOU’RE FU**ING COLORBLIND.
Kaminari: Oh, yeah!
Shinso: So, you’re saying cut the green?
Kaminari: Yeah, see the one in my right hand?
Shinso: That’s your left.
Kaminari:…Oh, I’m dyslexic too.
Shinso: Oh my god.
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Shinsou: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?
Kaminari : AS ENEMIES?!
Shinsou:......
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*The Squad is on a hike*
Uraraka: It’s beautiful out here.
Todoroki: And quiet.
Kaminari: Too quiet.
Kirishima: Did we lose someone?
*cut to Bakugo with a bear in a headlock and Izuku ready to fight*
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Police, arresting him: You have the right to remain silent.
Kaminari: Ah, but not the ability.
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Bakugou: I miss Deku
Mina: well you still have us!
Bakugou: it’s not the same. There’s stuff I talk about with Deku that I can’t talk to you guys about
Kaminari: like what?
Bakugou: like the annoying shit that you do
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Kirishima: When I found Bakugo it was like an angelic choir sang down from the heavens
Shinsou: And when I found Kaminari he was wandering outside a Walmart at 2am
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Rizzed up
Thanks anon!!
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*bakubro helping kami get dressed for his date*
baku: no, absolutely fucking not. youre not wearing a lime green jacket
kami, pouting: it’s a cool jacket bakubro!
baku: I’m not letting any of my idiots go out looking like goddamn idiots
kami, weighing his options: but what about kirishimas cr-
baku, cutting him off with a sigh: there’s nothing I can do about Kirishima and his crocs
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Kirishima: *recording a vlog on his phone well walking to class* always be positive!
Kirishima: *trips down 2 flights of stairs*
Kirishima: wow! I got down those stairs really fast!
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Shinsou, using Kaminari's phone: *sees contact "The Love of My Life"*
Shinsou: Awww thats-
Shinsou: Wait that's not my number
[Shinsou calls the number]
The other line: This is Pizza Hut how may I help you
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