Kaminari: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection?
Kirishima: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.
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Zuko having a connection to the spirit world but instead of it being something deep and profound, it’s just because he spent three years pre-finding the avatar running towards the first weird magical shit he saw.
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Bakugo: So me and my friends--
Kirishima: Isn't the proper grammar, "my friends and I"?
Bakugo: No 'cause I'm self centered so I use, "me and my friends".
Kirishima:...
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Kirishima: When I found Bakugo it was like an angelic choir sang down from the heavens
Shinsou: And when I found Kaminari he was wandering outside a Walmart at 2am
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Kirishima: “Because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason.
Bakugo: “Because screw you, that’s why” is also acceptable
Mina : “For science” is good too.
Kaminari: Don’t forget “The stars are not in position”.
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Kirishima: If Kaminari and I were drowning, who would you save?
Bakugo: You two idiots can't swim?
Kirishima: It's a hypothetical question, Bakugo! who would you save?
Bakugo: my time and effort.
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Bakugo, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Kirishima: But – that’s just a trash can.
Bakugo: It sure is!
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Kaminari: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday
Kirishima: Wednesay
Kaminari: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible
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Kaminari: Dear Shinsou , your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.
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Aizawa: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Kaminari: Thank you
Aizawa : I didn't say that was a good thing
Kaminari: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
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Tokoyami: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.
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Kirishima: So are we flirting right now?
Bakugou: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Kirishima: That doesn’t answer my question
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Midoriya: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.
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