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zer0n0tf0und · 5 months
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-In an Argument-
Eren: Fuck you!
Jean: Later. Now listen here you little shit-
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itz-darktrax · 2 years
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Hiro: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? Fred: Oh, I’m always running Fred: The question is from what
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ioniaiq · 2 years
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Irelia: Why are you like this?? Syndra: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.
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madame-fear · 1 year
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Y/N: I made this friendship bracelet for you. Aemond: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person. Y/N: You don’t have to wear… Aemond: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.
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Wenclair x reader incorrect quotes
this was rqd by someone but i accidentally deleted the ask
Enid: Wednesday, would you slap y/n- Wednesday: Yes. Enid: You didnt even let me finish! Wednesday: Apologies, continue. Enid: would you slap y/n for ten dollars- Wednesday: I would do it for f r e e. Y/n: remind me why I like you.
Wednesday: How in all things unholy did you crash your car. y/n: okay so, my google maps was like GO STRAIGHT. And i said like, wow kinda homophobic so instead I went GAY and yeah😔 Wednesday: Goody give me strength... Enid, sighing dreamily: i love them both.
Y/n: Enid, thing, gather the others. We need to hold another Wednesday-is-gonna-do-something-stupid-so-we-need-to-tell-her-to-stop-before-she-hurts-someone intervention.
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*Bucky and Y/n's story from enemies to lovers*
Sam: *Sees Bucky and Y/n walk into the room holding hands* So who finally confessed?
Bucky: *with a proud smile* It was me. I made sure it was short and sweet.
Y/n: *looking at Bucky raising an eyebrow* You yelled listen here you little shit I have feelings for you and it's about time you acknowledge them... from the roof.
Bucky: *kisses Y/n's forehead and smiles* It worked though.
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heyluvu · 2 years
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Jason: can’t you see? He has a crush con you, Chrissy!
Chrissy: no he doesn’t
Jason: yes, he does
Eddie: yes, I do
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Giovanni: Archie, Maxie, why are your tongues purple?
Archie: It’s hot today, so we got slushees together. I got blue —
Maxie: — and I got red.
Giovanni: Oh. … Oh!
Guzma: Man, you drank each other’s slushees? Why didn’t y’all invite me?! I would’ve loved a slushee!
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marvelflame2010 · 7 months
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Jessica: You need a hobby
Miguel: I have a hobby
Jessica: Locking yourself in your office watching old videos is not a hobby
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incorrectataquotes · 11 months
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Amanda: We're friends, right Wooly?
Wooly: Normally I'd yes but I'm afraid this is going somewhere and I don't like it
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tabithahallows · 1 year
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Robin: Synonyms are weird, because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, it sounds like a good time! But if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you're definitely going to die.
Vlad: My favorite is explaining the difference between a “butt dial” and a “booty call”.
Ingrid: Idiots. It’s called connotations.
Count Dracula: Try this one on for size: “Forgive me, Father, I have sinned“ or “Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty”
Chloe: Great news! Language is now BANNED.
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zer0n0tf0und · 11 months
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Rindou: *Stubs their toe* FUCK! Ran: Mind your language! Rindou: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”??? Ran: Rindou: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
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Gotham Characters React to Twitter Renaming to X (Incorrect Quote with Edward Nygma x Oswald Cobblepot, Bruce Wayne & Selina Kyle, Barbara Kean x Tabitha Galavan, and Jim Gordon & Harvey Bullock) 🐦😂
Edward Nygma: The renaming is not only stupid because of the problems that can come up when putting a single letter into a search system, but also because of the already gained famous status of its former name, along with the numerous jokes and memes. In this esssy I will-
Oswald Cobblepot: What can I say, there's only space for one iconic bird😌💁‍♂️
Edward: Figuratively speaking...yes.
Oswald: *beams*
Selina Kyle: Catter. Nevermind, sounds stupid.
Bruce Wayne: Should I try and schedule a meeting with him?
Selina: Hah, yeah, while you're at billionaire business, why don't you also start a clothing branch for Wayne Industries and let me model with cats in a weird photoshoot for the first collection?
Bruce: Sounds interesting, I'll go-
Selina: Did he just...? Leave?
Barbara Kean after entering the room: My, did I hear cat photoshoot? Can I bring Tabitha? She scratches too.
Meanwhile, Harvey Bullock: Yeah, so one of your "x"s-
Jim Gordon, triggered, also didn't hear about the change: What is she planning?!
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Zuko: “Shhh, remember what we said about being loud in the library?
Izumi: “We’ll wake up the books.”
Zuko: “That’s right.”
Sokka: “Just wait until she hears about the giant owl.”
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madame-fear · 1 year
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Y/N, jumping out of Aemond's closet: BOO! Aemond: Y/N: Aemond: Y/N: *makes a sad face* Aemond: Ahh! Oh my god! You scared me!
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httpsclarye · 2 years
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Gandalf: You do at least seven things a day that I've asked you not to do.
Pippin: Actually, we do more.
Merry: You only catch seven.
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