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#i'm so mad about this and also can't stop cackling
a-gal-with-taste · 1 year
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Me: okay, maybe after watching the movie and processing it, I can finally calm-down about this christmas-hating old man-
This Scene, existing despite having 0-reason to:
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joonipertree · 8 months
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Imagine being Mikey's girlfriend and having so many teenagers giving you respect as if you're the leader of the number one biker gang in Tokyo.
Imagine how confused everyone in your school is when a group of bulky, testosterone filled, aggressive high schoolers come and bow at a 90° angle. You're staring with reddened cheeks because ???????????
But they're off to go to class without a word, muttering to themselves. Your classmates and friends are like: "dude what the fuck happened?" and you're like "I don't even know."
Then some fuckers come and offer to hold your bag for you? To get you lunch? Someone gave you their bento? And everyone starts noticing how it's only the delinquents that do it. Mostly the ones wearing the Tokyo Manji uniform.
If there's a Toman member in class, you bet your ass they'd threaten the teacher for you. Like "They got that answer right!!" and you're like "no!!! I didn't!!!"
You're so scared your teachers were gonna give you detention. Or call your parents to let them know their child had a gaggle of delinquents doing their bidding.
God, imagine if they call you a title. Like "princess" or something. I can't even think of a title suited for this. But like something cringey that gets you annoyed and the clueless people around you start having even weirder theories.
Biggest one? You're the Yakuza's daughter.
IMAGINE!!!! IF SOME OF THE TOMAN INNER CIRCLE WERE THERE SJSNSNSJKSKWKA
I'm imagining Baji and chifuyu laughing their ass off in the corner, on the floor, gasping for air. And when you notice them, you run and ask if they had anything to do with this.
Baji wishes and chifuyu was growing purple from lack of oxygen. You kicked at them and wacked them with your book. WHICH MADE THINGS WORSE BECAUSE YOUR FELLOW STUDENTS ARE SEEING U BEAT UP GANG MEMBERS. YOURE A RAGING MONSTER IN THEIR EYES NOW.
If the toman members see this, do you think they'd be afraid of you? They'd be shaking in their boots at someone most likely half their size and that couldn't even win an arm wrestling match.
You'd ask Baji and chifuyu to tell them to stop. They would very loudly call you princess and run away cackling.
I'm pretty sure in highschool, the inner circle go to the same school. I don't remember but Takemitchy, Hakkai and Chifuyu go to the same school right?
If you think Takemitchy would help, chifuyu convinced him not to. Anyone else there is just someone you couldn't get a hold of. And you just ended up ignoring the delinquents and going about your day. Which just made you look like even more of a gang leader, walking down a hallway with a blank stare while people around you bowed.
Some non delinquents call you princess and you're telling them that "no, it's a prank. A sick joke that my boyfriend is playing on me."
People realise very quickly why you were being treated like royalty when the school day ended.
Because lo and behold, The Invincible Mikey was standing at the gate, leaning against his infamous bike as he waited for you. People just stopped and stared, not bothering leaving the vicinity, out of curiosity and maybe fear.
You see Mikey and start stomping towards him, everyone holding their breath because 'the yakuzas daughter was going head to head with the captain of the Tokyo Manji Gang.'
But Mikey was smiling brightly, arms open for a hug as he made grabby hands at you.
You came close and kicked him on the shin.
I honestly can't imagine everyone's reaction. Stunned silence. It's a sense of doom I think. A sense of 'rest in peace'. But also, the utter shock and respect you'd just accumulated from your peers in a second. You had some mad fucking balls to do that shit. Even full grown adults wouldn't do something like that to Sano Manjiro. People were ready to join your followers and praise you.
The kick was weak by the way, Mikey didn't even flinch. He just looked confused and then you ranted to him about your day and suddenly he was fully relying on his Babu to hold him up. Because my god, was he laughing his ass off. He couldn't breathe.
If Ken-chin was with him, let's be honest he would be, the man would also be on his knees dying of laughter. Just...imagine every Toman member that's part of the inner circle.... laughing vehemently at you for this.
With grumbles and glares, you try walking home by yourself but Mikey is quick to pull you back into his arms. His laughter hadn't stopped but he was leaning on you now.
The way one sinewy hand was on your waist while the other was tangled in your hair...made it very clear what you guys were to each other.
It was a collective 'oh.....oh' moment.
Mikey peppered many apologetic kisses on your cheeks and you whined about how embarrassing it was and how people were watching. Unbeknownst to you, Mikey had slyly made eye contact with anyone staring and glared daggers at them.
Ken-chin then decided to stand in front of the two of you and throw daggers at the on lookers for him.
And as much as you wanted to push away, you leant into his kisses and let him give you one on the nose and forehead. He tasted sweet on your lips too and your arms were around his neck, pulling away to stop the boy from going overboard like he always did.
"I'll treat you to lunch to make up for it?" Mikey whisperer gently, eyes soft and lovesick.
"Promise to call a meeting and tell everyone to stop?"
Mikey snorted, "Yes princess."
The punch on his arm was a lot harder. Mikey made an exaggerated pained expression, snickering to himself as he pulled you in close.
"It's not like it's a lie, though. You should be treated like royalty and have everyone do your bidding."
The blush that rose on your cheeks made his heart flutter.
"Only you can....treat me like that."
Oh he's not letting go of you any time soon.
Bonus: Later on, when you meet Baji and Chifuyu...they call you princess and burst out laughing. You promptly throw both of your shoes at them.
I also feel like if the Haitani brothers caught wind of this, it'd just be the worst for you. They are the snarkiest motherfuckers.
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thyfatedenemy · 2 years
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He sends you a dick pic and you send this back to him, reactions
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I'm fucked up over driving classes and I hate them sm so I wrote this and I'm going to inflict the psychic damage onto all of you to cope
Charachters: Cater, Trey, Leona, Idia, Malleus, Lilia
🔞 contect because... weenies
Cater:
Dude spend HOURS trying to find the perfect angle, the perfect lighting, everything needs to be PERFECT, otherwise he's not sending it.
There it was. The perfect picture. Everything about it was perfect.
And then
Then you have the AUDACITY to send something like that to him.
How dare you?
How dare you be this funny?
Screw you. He loves you so much god damn it, he's got his dick out, it's hard, and he's wheezing his lungs out.
Because of you.
Please come see him rn he wants to kiss his amazing comedian S/O
Trey:
Gonna be honest, you need to bring up the subject.
And he says "sure", like the tiny little fool he is.
Doesn't spend too much time on it but makes it look decent.
Y'know, just a nice little treat for yo-
What is that.
Baby.
Baby what is that. Why.
He's confused.
Then it clicks.
You set him up.
You so nicely asked for a dick pic. All because you wanted to use the reaction picture. Also probably because u wanted a dick pic but we can ignore that for now.
He sends a grumpy cat meme in responce.
Leona:
Puts a lil' effort into it but tbh he'd just rather have you there with him.
Checks the phone occasionally to see when you've responded.
Stares at the image send back to him.
Stares it a bit longer.
Tries to decide what to do now.
For once he's. He's really not sure what he's supposed to do here.
Leaves you on read by accident.
He's not mad he's just very confused.
Idia:
Took him alot to send it, he's shy like that.
The picture is a bit blurry and somehow he managed to make his dick look shy, but y'know, decent picture all in all.
Tbh the meme gets a good laugh out of him, if you ever end up sending him nudes, he'll just send it back to you.
It's an inside joke now.
If you two ever have sex, he's first gonna pull the picture from his phone.
"woaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
"sex"
"so cool"
Please laugh with him.
Malleus: blame @malewife-central for this one /j
He.
Okay so he can't use a phone.
But this doesn't stop him.
He spends hours trying to draw his own dicks
Honestly it's a really good drawing too. Shading, lighting, every single detail is immaculate.
Then he puts it in an envelope, puts a wax seal on it, and sends it to you with magic. The letter burns if anyone but you opens it.
He waits patiently for your responce.
It comes in the form of a carrier pidgeon he'd gifted you.
He opens the envelope.
Teleports to you an asks for an explanation.
You end up spending a few hours with him, explaining the meme.
No he doesn't have his pants on.
Another one whose not mad, just very confused.
Lilia:
Well on a good note, he knows how phones work... probably.
He'd prefer you there with him, pictures like these seem so detatched, but y'know he has no problem with sending the picture either.
He sees the meme and falls to the ground in tears. He's shaking, crying, trying to stop himself from cackling in the hour of our lord, 22:02/10:02pm
Also teleports to you. His dicks still out but u can ignore that.
You've broken this man he can't stop laughing, like seriously it's been 10 minutes.
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loving-azerath · 6 months
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No one asked for this. HOWEVER As a person with ADHD who gets the zoomies when I am overly tired. Here is the list of headcanons of how I think our COD men that I can't get enough of would react to you having the Zoomies :)
(This is inspired by something I did with a Konig bot....so uhhh....leave me alone about it?? KAY THANKS LETS GOOOOOO
Captain John PleaseCureMyDaddyIssues Price
The man adores you. He would laugh at your antics, and beam at you as you laughed at things that aren't funny but for some reason are really getting you fucking cackling tonight. He would find words that worsen your laughing fits and would say them right when you calmed down just so that you will laugh again and grab onto him in your fit. He would ADORE that you are so fucking cute when you get like this. John would also record them sometimes, if you were being real rowdy so he had blackmail and so that he could watch them when he's deployed just to beam at the phone because he misses your zoomies. You were in bed beside him one night, giggling because of something he had said. The giggle never stopped giving him the tell tale sign that you were about to get the zoomies.
"Uh oh Love, should I take cover?" He would ask and you would laugh and shake your head.
"No, it's fine. I'm fine. I am just tired." You would say and then start laughing again which would make him grin.
"Doesn't sound like you are fine. Sounds like I am about to get hit with a pillow and called curses that would make my men blush" He would poke and you would drop your jaw in false offense grabbing your pillow and slamming it on him.
"You fucking twat waffle what the fuck" You would say which he would chuckle at. If you tried to playfight this man...he would restrain you very playfully and yes you two would fuck. #AfterZoomiesPeePawDick
Johnny Soap Dial Mactavish
This man would get the zoomies with you! You think that he isn't laughing at the same shit? He would be wheezing he is laughing so hard. Some nights you two would be on one for so long that by the time you both actually stopped passing around the laughing fit it was near three AM and you had to work the next day. Worth it though because you LOVED those moments with him. Some jokes would make him laugh even the next day though when he would tell them to his friends at work they would NOT find what you two found so fucking funny it kept you up. That amusing. Sometimes when it was only you though, to start, he would make jokes aimed to drive you further into madness.
"Ay, bonnie baby I got a joke for ya" He would say which you ALWAYS fell for because you loved his fucking jokes.
"Tell me"
"Why was the Strawberry crying?" He would ask, and you would try to hold in laughter that was already bubbling in your throat and trying to escape.
"Why?" You asked, squeaky because you were trying SO FUCKING HARD NOT TO LAUGH.
"Because it was in a jam" He would say, which would have you rolling. Like full on clutching your stomach and every fucking time you would get air you would just repeat the last word. And laugh again. "Ghost loved that one too"
Simon PleasefuckmeGhost Riley
The man LIVED FOR THIS SHIT. When I tell you that he would watch you with so much love and fucking admiration. He would find this adorable 10/10. Like I picture him not showing it on his face much because I reckon he is a bit controlled with his facial expressions. But he would for sure just watch as you zoomed around him. He would also take videos and watch them on deployment because the thought of never seeing those zoomies again made him a tad sad. So he would do it when he missed you. Though you liked to playfight with this man and he would playfight back. He would throw you around and then eventually you would just fuck. He would pin you and you would tease him and he would rail you into next week where you would do the same thing again. <3 One night where you had a long day dealing with customers. You were tired but the zoomies called and you always answered with an enthusiastic cackle. Twas time to annoy your husband.
"Don't start with me" He would say, the look on your face clued him in. The stance. The energy. The small giggle. "No....don't fucking start with me"
hehe
"I don't know what you are referring to. I don't start anything. I am an angel" You would say and he would scoff
"Angel of fucking Chaos maybe." He would say "No...DON'T YOU FUC- I will throw you on your ass- LOVE, THINK ABOUT THIS"
It was too late. You were already throwing a mean false jab to his (untraumatized) ribcage. Which he would counter by grabbing you and throwing you onto the bed. Grabbing the pillow you would slap it across his body but he always grabbed it from you. Tossing it to the side. Until you were out of pillows. Only then would you unleash...the jump attack. Which he always caught as well. Slamming you right back into the bed.
"Thought I said not to start with me" He would say and you would giggle
"I'll fuck you up you Spooky bitch" You would quip which would make him laugh but he would also take it as it was. A fucking threat. And how did he handle threats from you?
He would fuck you. That's how. He would fuck you...you silly bitch.
Kyle Gaz littleBritishShit Garrick
He's a switch. I don't mean in the sexual way though probably there too. The man gives I would be on my knees in the shower eating you out vibes. However, in this case sometimes he would join in on your zoomies and other times he would watch. If he was joining in, you both would be slamming each other with pillows. You would try to pull the blanket over his head and he would body slam you into the bed. Sometimes if you were tickling him (Gaz is ticklish idc) he would accidentally throw you off the bed. One time you did hurt yourself and you both still laugh about it. On times that you are not joined he would make fun of you. He would make jokes and wait until you were almost asleep to make you laugh and each time you would break and you would slap his shoulder and his arm and he would pretend that it hurt.
"OW! You fuckin heathen" He would say which would make you snort
"HEATHEN? Who uses HEATHEN ANYMORE?! Are you from the 1800's?" You would ask and he would roll his eyes
"Piss off mate! You're being a gremlin and you know it! You just punched my shoulder!" He would retort.
"Have you tried not being a little bitch about it?" You would ask and he would chuckle
"Have you tried pissin off?"
"Yeah I piss off my boyfriend all the time" You shrug and then punch him again. Which turn into you on top of him. Pretending to punch while he pretends to block and plead under you making you laugh. Can you guess where this heads? Yeah bitch you get fucked.
Keegan P(ussy destroyer 2000) Russ
He would for sure watchyou for a while with a cocked head and an arched brow. He would laugh with you and would for sure record that shit and send it to you the next day. Only to be like like. "You're a fucking weirdo and I love that shit". I also think that he would without a fucking doubt call them crackhead hours. I don't know why that feels right. But I feel it would go like this. You would start your zoomies right, which would bring fear into this mans heart but amusement into his eyes and blood to his dick.
"Oh no" He would say
"hehehehehehhe"
"Crackhead hours are upon us" He would deapan which would make you flip him off.
"Fuck you, I am not a crackhead" You would argue. "I don't do crack"
"Doll you are acting like a crackhead." He would state. Which would offend you. Which would start a playfight. He would also probably I feel get annoyed if you tried to fight him. He would for sure pin you in like two seconds because he wants you to stop trying to egg him on. He wouldn't want you to actually get a hit in because he was too confident to even defend himself against your weak ass punches. SO he would most def just pin you and then with consent of course fuck your brains out. :) Keegan gives GREAT crackhead hours dick.
König CouldShoveMeInTheDryerOnHighestSetting.
LISTEN! He loves the Zoomies and he finds them adorable. He is obsessed with you when you have the Zoomies. He likes how easy it is to make you laugh so hard you are crying. He likes how your face turns red from laughing so hard. He does playfight back but rarely and if he does he barely puts effort in because he DOES NOT WANT TO HURT YOU. He would most likely also record as well. He doesn't just watch them on deployment though he would watch them ANYTIME he missed you. Even if he was at work for a single hour he would pull out his phone to see the latest zoomies. Which his reaction to for the first time was hilarious. He was chuckling at your antics.
"what has gotten into you mein liebling?" he would ask with another chuckle
"Gimme your hand" You would order and he would carefully give you his hand which you would bite. Not hard at all, just enough to fix your affection aggression that was riling up your zoomies.
"Why did you bite me?" He asks amused that there was no pain but equally confused. "Did I as least taste good Schatz?"
"I needed a nom"
"A nom?"
"Shit sorry, I'm hyper" You would say "Wanna know what I call these moments?" You would ask, literally so amused with yourself you could hardly keep it contained.
"What is it Mein Engel, what do you call it?" he asks turning to you completely. Your energy having completely gotten his attention you were already giggling. Barely keeping the laugh behind your lips.
"Zoomies" You say cackling and falling into him with amusement which would have him cradling you in your laughing fit.
"Oh mein Engel. You are too precious" He would say. I need this man to fuck me so hard I see beyond this fucking galaxy.
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baby--charchar · 3 months
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Baby Vaggie + Snack Time
So like I've said, I see Vaggie as being autistic and think that would factor into her regression. She has exactly 4 (...3) safe foods that she'll always agree to, including pupusas, rice, chicken nuggets from a specific brand, and water. She's also probably food aversive in her bigger headspace, but she may try to hide that more since she'd be masking. As a baby not needing to mask, she has no qualms about saying 'no' to unwanted food.
'Saying' may be a strong word. She's nonverbal in babyspace, so "chuck the plate at the wall and run away" is probably more accurate.
It worries Lucifer. Honestly. He worries over vitamins, he worries over protein and fiber, he worries over whether he made her enough food to keep her full. Charlie's always been such a little foodie. Even regressed, she loves trying new things! He's never really had a loved one like Vaggie to look after, and he's scared he's doing it wrong. He's certain he's neglecting her by not giving her enough.
So he sets off to try to find more foods to offer little Vaggie! Fruit? ...no. Oatmeal? Yuck. Mac and cheese? Never. She either won't come near him if he's holding something for her to try, or she rips the plate out of his hands and slams it on the ground, making a huge disgusting mess. Not once does she bring herself to try anything.
He means well. He just wants to avoid upset tummies for her. But it's stressing her the fuck out. Every time she slips into babyspace, he wants to get her to try something new. But no!!! She hates all the foods!!! It gets to the point where Baby Vaggie starts throwing tantrums whenever she starts feeling hungry, just anticipating a fight.
Well no, see, NOW Lucifer fucked up. Now she won't even eat her safe foods if he's the one who makes it because she can't trust him. He feels just horrible.
Eventually he and Vaggie need to have a talk when she's not regressed, with Charlie mediating. With a really thorough explanation on sensory issues, plus some tough love, they're able to convince Lucifer that backing off with the food thing is how he can support Vaggie best. Not by forcing it.
He completely stops trying to force the food issue. He understands why it was harmful for Vaggie. But secretly...he doesn't actually feel BETTER. He's still so scared that Vaggie's not getting enough and that he's making her sick by underfeeding her. He thinks he just can't win as her caregiver. But he LISTENS to her and stops. And that matters the most to Vaggie.
One day, by chance, Baby Vaggie toddles over to the kitchen counter and starts messing around. Lucifer is so wrapped up in what he's doing that he doesn't notice her at first.
She found an apple pie. Cooled thankfully, so it won't burn her. But a big, beautiful baked pie he made to surprise Charlie later.
He looks over and there's Vaggie just having the time of her life destroying it. She loves the smell and the *SQUISH* of squeezing it in between her little fingers. He starts to react but...just gives up. It's too damn late to stop her. He sighs, feeling defeated.
But her laugh is pretty contagious. The goof ball's smeared pie everywhere. Across the counter, in her hair, on her pajamas. Kid's just a walking disaster and is having too much fun to realize it. He can't stay mad at her. In fact, he comes over to join in. He draws little pictures and scribbles in the muck with her, and makes silly "SMASH! SMASH! SMASH!" noises when he crushes the sliced apples on the counter. Vaggie cackles from all the energy.
Vaggie goes to wipe the drool off her lips with the back of her hand, and Lucifer notices she's smeared a big glop of syrup across her face. Across her mouth. Her little pink tongue just barely pokes out of her mouth in curiosity. Lucifer pauses and holds his breath.
She cringes and spits on the floor. Yuck.
But...the baby's tried it...! The baby tried some new food! Lucifer is delighted!
"OH you little sunshine! You little duckie, I'm so proud, you're so brave!" He goes on cooing at her until she's just sick of it. But! His babyest baby girl did a thing! Tried a new thing! On her own terms and in her own time! It's just one tiny little thing but it means the world to him because she means the world to him!
He starts brainstorming more food they can play with. More smearing! More sensory! More messes! More fun! Get his baby all the fun!!!
Charlie comes home and nearly faints at the sight of the kitchen, which is absolutely trashed. They're both walking disasters.
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beanghostprincess · 3 months
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Transfem auntie buggy ideas again bc AAAA BRANROT I LOVE WOMEN-
Ya know,,,,, how Oda said,,,,,, Buggy COULD be really fucking powerful if there was effort put in? What if in transfem Buggy world, the effort was due to dysphoria-fueled depression and anxiety. Coming out ((and having such blatant and unrepentant support, from her lovers AND the Guild in its entirety)) leads to her actually... feel okay-ish. It's not a sudden in-all-fix-it ((she needs a PLETHORA of therapies)), but it starts her on a good path. Thay first step was difficult, but it was made... so much easier. Which leads to the second step. The third. The fourth.
And now that Buggy isn't having seventy four panic attacks every three minutes, she can devote some Brain Space to other things - her weapon making has become a sort of fidget toy type of situation, and she's.. actually really gotten a knack for this, over the years. She'd never call herself prodigal ((lowkey even if she is, with chemistry, physics and spatial awareness, she's so deep in the I'm A Liar hole that she doesn't clock that just.... Getting It isn't normal)).
Croc and Hawk are very supportive, even if they bully her (consensually).
And eventually, they even deign to try teaching her Haki - just to realize she's... been using it constantly almost her whole life. Her Observation is innate, acute, and one of the reasons she's so charismatic and able to reign in a crowd. It's both a talent for manipulation and also a form of reactive observation haki - by shifting her own energy among her followers, prospective or otherwise, she can encourage a specific reaction. It's a mix of Skill, Natural Talent and smoke and mirrors.
Learning that makes her wonder - if Haki can be so dynamic and THEN SOME, what other places has she not considered such an approach? Her weapons? Training? Her... her devil fruit...?
It's a paramecia. It affects her body, and she's gotten some rather decent control of it. Do paramecias awaken like zoans? Do logias? New Fixation Hours. She goes a little feral with the possibilities.
Suddenly, it seems like all of these little walls she never noticed before have fallen away, leaving a vast horizon of possibility.
Shanks will take a bit to arrive at Karai Bari, and he's expecting a specific version of his former best friend (or former love or former sibling, depending on Preferred Shuggy Flavor). He is anticipating the Buggy he saw a few years ago, but this time Woman Mode.
Crocodile and Mihawk's protective hovering is not exactly smth he anticipated, but he's willing to roll with that! His lovely Bug is just so pretty, he HAS to tell her, see her for himself, it's not even a want, it's not a desire, he needs it the way hee needs sea salt in his hair and a hilt in his hand and air in his lungs.
Buggy, meanwhile has skipped right tf over many emotions, instead Fueled By Hyperfixation, and while part of her is absolutely REELING at Shanks showing up unannounced on HER island, another part is cackling in mad scientist and saying "convince him to guinea pig, 'for old time's sake'." Shanks is WEAK to Buggy Begging Eyes, and Croc and Hawk ((while also weak but not exactly as weak as Shanks, they can pretend)) are watching and honestly laughing internally bc....
Well. Buggy's on a ROLL. And Shanks is her newest toy.
Poor Redhair has NO IDEA what he's in for...
SHE'S A QUEEN SHE'S A PRINCESS SHE'S LITERALLY LIVING IN MY HEAD RENT FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is actually canon to me. Okay. Okay? She was just insecure and dealing with dysphoria and now she's the queen of the world. She owns it. Shanks is such a simp he's gonna let her do anything lmfao. And Mihawk and Crocodile absolutely love her and it's even funnier to bully her this way. And she's,,, She's so powerful. Queen. Absolutely amazing. Sexy but also really cute. Prettiest clown you've ever seen. HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT HER CLOTHES??? Because I have so many outfits in mind I am going INSANE. And I can't stop thinking about Luffy and her getting along and Luffy being extremely happy (not to mention Sanji, Don't- Don't let Sanji see her because maybe he dies. Me too).
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obsidiancreates · 2 years
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Dimensional Constants and Curveballs
"So you guys do the whole white eyes thing a lot." Leon picks his teeth with a sai he snatched from Raph.
"Only when we're intensely focused and determined." Leo looks up from his meditation. "And when we're really angry, sometimes."
"How do yours work, then? Because we don't control ours, they just sort of happen, and I personally think it's related to our Mystic-ness somehow. I mean, April can do it too, but she's awesome enough that she may as well be as mystic as we are."
"Donnie thinks it might be some kind of extra eyelid, since some species are know to have them and we don't know what we are. But he says it's also possible it's an effect of mutation, and more like a film that clouds our eyes instead of a layer going over them."
"Wait, some turtles have third eyelids?"
"And cats."
"WHAT?!"
"Pretty much what I thought when Donnie told me that."
"Okay okay but, if it's either a third eyelid, ew, or some kind of weird film inside of your eye, which is also ew, how does it actually happen?"
"We just make it happen, usually, but sometimes it's out of our control like yours."
"How do you make it happen?! I want to figure it out so I can do it way more often, it looks so cool!"
"Um... huh. ... I don't actually know how we do it. We just... do it. Like... the same way we just move our limbs, or just itch our uh- do you guys call these noses? Sometimes we do and sometimes we don't."
"Hmm? Oh yeah, these are noses or snouts to us. Wait, why don't you guys know what kinds of turtles you are?"
"Donnie thinks we're either diamondback terrapins or common box turtles, but our DNA is too mutated to know for sure and Sensei said there was no sign about it in the pet store. He got us really cheap."
"Huh. Our dad got us for free. Well, Pops did, I actually don't know where Draxum got us from. I should ask Mikey to ask him that."
"Your Mikey also befriends terrifying and powerful mutants?"
"Yokai, and, yeah. Does your Raph get weird when he's alone?"
"Wouldn't know, every time he tries to leave he's back before the end of the night."
"Wait, how often does he-"
"Twenty-eight times and counting now."
"Whoa. Really into teenage rebellion, huh?"
"You have no idea."
"What about your Donnie? How much of a mad scientist is he?"
"Hmm... what qualifies?"
"Just a general vibe can work, but wayward creations and concerning bouts of cackling add to it."
"In that case, definitely a mad scientist. He likes to pretend he isn't, but he is."
"Mine just owns up to it. I'm a little surprised yours doesn't, he seems way more emotional than mine."
"Oh, Donnie's the most emotional of all of us for sure."
"So weird! Does he call any of his inventions his children, though?"
"The Shellraizer. He called it his 'Baby' when the Kr- when New York got taken over."
"Appriciate the trigger avoidance, mi hermano honorario. Is your Mikey the chef?"
"Ugh, not by our choice. I don't know if I'd call it 'Food' most of the time."
"Really? Mine's like, a world-class fancy foodie."
"Huh. ... Did he have an idol who betrayed him and became a mutant?"
"YES OH MY GOSH! he loved Meatsweat's cooking show so much, and now the guy like, won't stop trying to hurt us!"
"For us it was another ninja, Chris Bradford. He secretly worked for Shredder and betrayed Mikey after pretending to be his friend."
"... Your universe is super dark, you know. I mean, we've had our low moments, but you seem to have low moments every day."
"... Yeah. It... it's been rough."
"Well, as New Leader of my team and thus your leader-ly equal, I'm taking you all somewhere to relax."
"What?"
"Shhhh, it's already happening and you can't escape it. Just need to text my brothers and April andddddd YES okay they're all doing the same, prepare to be the most chilled out you've ever been, my friend."
"Yeah, um, that doesn't ever work out for us, really."
"Ah, but mi amigo, you're in our dimension now! And sometimes, we are able to have a nice day with very minimal problems! So let's do it!"
"... Alright, we can try. But I'm still bringing my weapons."
"Well, duh we're bringing our weapons, I'm not an idiot!"
"No, you're just what would happen if someone mixed me with Mikey and Casey."
"Having met both of them I'm taking that as a compliment. Now let's go!"
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mrhowells · 1 year
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Smallville 4x04
There's no way he didn't time that, my dude was deadass waiting at his locker until she walked past so he could annoy her😭😭
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AND to show off his jacket, that's adorable🥹
hehehehehe
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(Their progression is just so---, from this to "I would love to hear about it." POETIC CINEMA😭)
Clark showing his jacket to everyone stoppppp🥹🥹 Somebody tell him it looks good please
Lex I think you should find a less weird way to make amends, no offense👀 Yeaaahhhh I knew that would be Clark's reaction😬
Let the madness begin
"I finally understand why it never worked with Clark." ohgod "I wasn't devoted to him." OHGOD
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Nothing was going to stop Lois from writing that article after they provoked her like that, she's coming for their asses
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"Just got my headline." SEEEE (also Lois you're so cool date me pls)
I'm not ready for the next scene
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Clark wants to unexist so bad right now😭
LMAOOOOOO Clark I'm so sorry💀💀
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"The problem is, I'm not over Lana yet. Sometimes I think I never will be."
I know something that you don't😌��
"Oh sweetheart. There's somebody out there for you. I know it."
QUEEN MARTHA & I KNOW SOMETHING THAT YOU DON'T
I love that Clark is going to her for advice about this stuff😭😭
Lana got like 10 times more adorable this season wtf😭
Clark thinking she came to watch him practice, I hate to tell you this but she's dating your coach bestie💀💀
this is peak comedy actually I'm cackling PLEASEEEE
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I'm really feeling Clark's pain this episode for some reason
Clark and Lois teaming up is the content I love and deserve😌😌
no because if she looked at me like that I'd be on one fucking knee immediately LOIS CHILL😭
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I'm squealing omg look at themmmmm
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I just love the way he says her name don't ask me why
plskasjsks they're comedians
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she's so adorable I can't😭😭
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Lois being super grossed out, same bestie, same💀
WHY ARE THEY SO FUNNY I'M SCREAMING
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Clark I'm so sorry you have to go through this, I really am💀 The way he immediately runs to hide behind Chloe and Lois💀💀💀
"She was attacked by a crazy plumber." The way Clark just moves on from that statement LMAOOOO
"Oh, nice, Clark. You know you only have one thing to do." "Me? You're closer to the door." "Okay, so it's automatically my fault?"
full on married to each other years before they even start dating🤡🤡
His face journeys when she drags him are everything😌
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"When you were in the loft, you told me to stay away from your girl. Who were you talking about?"
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they know my weakness, they know it so well😭😭
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I'm so glad Clark and Chloe are being upfront about how they feel
"But don't worry, I'll visit." "Is that a promise or a threat?" *short pause for eye sex* *shoulder punch to defuse the tension* "See you around, Smallville"
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their episode endings are the best bc I'm just smiling like an idiot (trying not to think about the fact that she won't be there for the next 4 episodes or sth😭)
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fandomsnfluff · 11 months
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mammon & levi tk hcs!!
LOL i actually meant to post this way sooner but my mood has been dropping severely these past couple days and truth be told i'm not back at 100% yet but HERE I FINALLY AM!! i just couldn't help myself from making headcanons about these two, they're probably my favorite brother duo besides the twins 😭
of course, as always, reblogs are appreciated!! c:
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i. think it's pretty safe to say we know who's most often the lee and who's most often the ler in this brother relationship LMAO
hint: the lee is levi and the ler is mammon xD
levi is probably mammon's favorite victim. there tends to be SOME kind of roadblock in the way that simultaneously stops mammon from going after one of his other brothers and takes the enjoyment away from tickling them instead. lucifer is...well, he's lucifer, he's terrifying, satan is also quite scary even if you're trying to get him to laugh, the way asmo reacts sometimes rubs mammon the wrong way, beel is way too easily distracted, and tickling belphie in his sleep usually doesn't work very well.
so that just leaves levi. but in all honesty, mammon isn't too mad about it. he finds his brother's reactions extremely humorous and absolutely adorable.
however, since levi tends to fight back both physically and with insults if not tired out enough, mammon decided that whenever he tickles levi, he has no choice but to completely pin his brother down and tickle him until he's crying and breathless and completely weakened. levi takes 5000 damage every time.
in general, though, it's not too difficult to get a rise out of levi at all. he's just so helplessly ticklish that he can't help but just lie there, shrieking with laughter and far too weak to fight back! and the fact that for some reason he's hypersensitive to mammon's touch doesn't help him in the slightest!
mammon merely wiggling his fingers at levi is enough to get him to react; he'll squirm and start giggling before mammon is remotely close enough to strike. mammon will hover over a sensitive spot, twirling his hands around and ever so gently wiggling his fingers against the air over a tickle zone to make his brother contort his body around and squeal and kick out in an attempt to get away! basic moral of the story is that ghost tickles are TORTURE to levi and they instantaneously make him go into panic mode.
it's also especially bad with mammon because he is THE TEASING KING. like seriously whenever he tickles some (especially levi) he alwAYS HAS TO GET VERBAL ABOUT IT. AND HE'LL DO IT WHILE HE'S TICKLING HIM LITERALLY TO DEATH, SPEAKING AS IF HE'S HAVING A CASUAL CONVERSATION WHILE HIS BROTHER HOWLS WITH LAUGHTER. SAVE HIM PLEASE.
"damn, you're still this sensitive, huh?" he teases as he kneads levi's sides, the otaku breathless with howling laughter as he attempts to curl in on himself.
"ooh, i know your feetsies are ticklish too!" he'll say in a goofy tone as he skitters his fingers along the undersides of levi's feet, making him cackle and kick out.
"oh, it'd be such a shame if i got you ... HERE!" he crows as he hovers over levi's stomach before squeezing against his pudge without warning, causing him to shriek with laughter.
"what about under the arms? oh yeah, he loves under the arms!" he'll chuckle as he digs into levi's pits, his laughter going silent as he rolls around helplessly on the ground.
so yeah, moral of the story, lots of teasing and lots of baby talk. and, as we see here, it works WONDERS on levi.
most of the time and after a lot of teasing, mammon will double over in his own laughter though, mainly because he'll end up hitting a bad spot and causing levi to give that hilariously adorable shrieking cackle.
mammon will utilize his secret weapon of verbal teasing as he rapid-fire tickles levi all over. he'll start by getting his sides, then switch to his stomach, then his underarms, then his neck, and even his inner thighs and parts of his knees! within a minute he'll complete the cycle and start all over again! he'll be rambling off like a boss giving instructions to new hires and other employees while his brother is busy screaming with laughter and attempting to weakly squirm away. it's just too damn funny.
levi also has some pudge around his abdomen, and mammon likes to teasingly squeeze it just to make him squeal with laughter. his baby bro makes the cutest giggles when his pudge is targeted!! so of course these miniature attacks tend to turn into large-scale ones where mammon gets at every weak point on his body!
honestly any time mammon finds himself hanging out with levi he has to tickle him in some way. teasing pokes to the sides while he's in the middle of a video game on a portable console? sneaky drags of the fingernails up the sides of his neck while he's watching a scary movie? random tickle attacks when they find themselves in a massive cuddle pile after an exhausting day? mammon is ready to give his brother tickles all day, every day. levi is not safe.
tickling levi until he cries kind of becomes a weekly occurrence in the house of lamentation. seriously levi screams so loud that it can be heard at every corner of the house. it might make asmo mess up a fingernail, cause lucifer to drop his pen on the ground, hell it might even wake belphie up on a good day.
WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE MERCILESS TICKLES FOR ANY LONGER THAN A MINUTE WILL CAUSE LEVI TO SHRIEK LUCIFER'S NAME FOR HELP. IT WAS SOMETHING HE DID WHEN THEY WERE KIDS WHEN MAMMON WOULD JUST NOT STOP TICKLE-TORTURING HIM. LIKE I SAID BEFORE: PLEASE SAVE HIM.
mammon usually has to tickle levi when he's sitting up in his chair playing a video game, but every so often he'll threaten to get him before sneaking up on him which turns into this massive game of chase. and rip levi because mammon is canonically the fastest demon brother & apparently levi is not the fastest runner and is very out of shape so mammon will have his brother completely pinned in no time before merciless tickles are given to him all over.
levi is usually already laughing from the anticipation of getting tickles, but as soon as mammon gets him, he just. he just screams and gives the hell up. that's it. he'll probably lose his voice within a minute from how intense it is.
thankfully mammon only made levi laugh so hard he peed himself ONCE. JUST ONCE IN THEIR MULTI-THOUSAND YEARS OF LIVING. and as expected it was when they were basically kids and levi already kind had to go to the bathroom, and...yeah, you can probably work out the rest of the details yourself LMAO
but, despite mammon's multiple victories and levi's shyness preventing him from getting revenge just as easily...there have been times when the younger has gotten back at mammon! of course, levi's face is usually the complexion of a tomato when he even tries, but getting to hear his brother's laughter is enough of a reward for him. he KNOWS mammon can dish it out all he wants but can't take it for shit.
90% of the time levi won't seek revenge though, partly because he knows he'll get destroyed tenfold in return and partly because he's too shy to even try
he tends to take part when lucifer is tying up mammon as a punishment and "requests help" from his brothers, when it means just tickling mammon. because he didn't get his older brother in this position himself, he's much less awkward and in fact is more than happy to join the eldest in his sadistic quest.
there was also a point in time where levi had to wake up mammon very quickly, and the only way he could think of to do that was by rapidly tickling against the bottoms of his feet while yelling, "WAKE UP!" of course, poor mammon woke with a start, no idea what the hell was going on and quite a bit grumpy for a while after having been disturbed from his sleep with something like TICKLES, no less.
so yeah. basically, moral of the story is that these two are dorks and i love them and their tickle shenanigans give me a lot of happiness and joy. ruthless, teasy tickle monster mammon to adorable, blushy lee levi is fucking canon. i'm calling it now & there's nothing u can do about it >0>
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Really I was kinda "oh I fucking knew it" when I watched Ruan Men's trailer. This is my summary about her so please bear with me. As someone who built the simulated universe specially to get to know why an aeon appeared and their demise, it will be weird if she doesn't have the desire to ascend to aeonhood.
And if this is other series, Ruan Mei would've been a cartoon villain who cackles when she narrated her story. But no, Ruan Mei is soft spoken, polite, she enjoys her cakes, opera, and handicraft. She's not as dismissive as Herta nor she's a non human like Screwllum. She's as human as everybody else but her passion, her desire to analyze life, birthing life, to create life that ends up becoming an aeon? Now that's a mad scientist 101 but without the cartoonish trope that other series would've written her as. Really looking forward to meet her and see what's all this ascend to aeonhood is about. I'm also planning on pulling her so she can be a support for Jingliu cuz that's just fits 🤭
yes yes yes i agree, beautiful summary!!! really the signs have been there from the start if you were paying attention in simulated universe, and now we are getting the best pieces together.
she's not falling into tired old tropes which makes her so intriguing, she's walking such a tightrope balance of elegance and grace while being genuinely unnerving, she's taking on a characterization style i've mostly only seen male characters allowed to have. she's just. expressing a hollow feeling for anything that isn't the deepest question, casually dropping that she knows how to cultivate a planet which on a sense of power level puts her so high. if we stop and think about that, that is wild. and i love it! i love that she's cold and distant, that nothing brings the colors to her experience but the pursuit of research that others might find distateful, terrifying or hubris in nature.
same as you i can't wait to meet her in-game and see what else she is hiding. they've revealed her in bits and pieces, slowly pulling back the curtain in very intentional ways to mirror her character: first we saw only cool elegance, then a sly smile, and then... this.
also yes ruan mei is literally going to be a perfect unit to use with jingliu due to the resistance penetration and dmg boosts 😌 now to figure out a name for their team comp
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I don’t know why but I always give my oc’s the trait of stealing peoples things for attention then making the person they stole from chase them until their caught. Once caught they give the object back of course there’s no malicious intent just wanted attention lol.
Anyways I was thinking about your short s/o hc’s again & was like omg that’d be so funny cause as you hc the elves as like 7’ / 8’ it’d be so easy especially for short s/o to hide an escape them really well.
So just like imagine their s/o snatching something important to their elven spouse & just bolting fast as they can making their lover chase them all around the kingdom even hiding in small hard to reach spots for the elves to reach them. The elves are lowkey little pissed about it like their s/o is so slippery an manage to evade them.
So it can go one of two ways their s/o manages to escape them for hours by hiding in an unknown spot, realizes they’re no longer being chased anymore come trotting up to their spouse with a pouty face like “you stopped chasing me :(( here’s your thing back im sorry I hid from you so well” or or their lover manages to trick their s/o into thinking they’re gone but in reality they were waiting for them to come out of their spot to run before grabbing them & holding them like a sack of potatoes like “ y/n >:(( give me back my thing” & they’re like half expecting their s/o to put up a fight but nah s/o is cackling like a mad man an just passed them their object back like no biggie explaining they got what they wanted & that it was their attention they wanted.
( this also applies to everyone not just their lover I forgot to add friends family anyone they like are not safe from y/n stealing their things making them chase them. )
Sorry this is long & I hope it makes sense lol
& if thing where you give little blurbs an then which elves would react to this is still open I’d love to hear what your thoughts are— if not please imagine an enjoy this nonsense :•P
Anyways have a lovely day/evening 💘💘💘
Ohohohohoh I loved this. I just loved everything about this entire scenario. Giant elves chasing their tiny smol lover around the place. My day has been going pretty well so far, spent it doing assignments ughh😭. Hope your day was spent better than mine. I couldn't deny this imagine it was too good to not write on. You have an OC👀👀??
You're like a little minx that finds the most impossible places to hide and not once can they catch you. Despite your legs being shorter than theirs and their strides being longer than yours, they still can't keep up with you and your tricky little self. For hours they spent searching and chasing you, "Oh, my sweet little minx, come out from where you're hiding. I just wish to talk with you. I'm not going to do anything," all this time they were knowingly standing before the cabinet you were hiding in grumbling about what they would do under their breaths. They would wait for you to exit cautiously, not expecting them to be still waiting outside to snatch you into a firm embrace. "Not so fast darling, hand it over it. You had me running you down like a headless chicken...and now you find this funny. All this for my attention, my little attention seeker..."
– MAEDHROS, Caranthir, Celebrimbor, ECTHELION, GLORFINDEL, EGALMOTH, ELROHIR, Finarfin
Oh, the chase is on and they aren't letting up. The only problem is that they lost track of you and had no idea where you ran off to. They lost you in a sea of elves. Now, they are running around like a madman hunting for you, parting the crowd and bushes because they aren't taking any chances of where you couldn't be. All the time they are looking for you, you already slipped past their line of sight and returned indoors to lounge around waiting for them. Spending most of the day outside hunting, they would finally return indoors to see you relaxing and waving their robe around, "Y-You've been in h-here all this...time? While I was...hunting for you!! G-Give me back my robe – no! Come here!" Tripping over stools and tables, they finally corner you while being breathless from the torture. "Gotcha...wait you just wanted my attention? All that – hey, you made me chase you all day!"
– CELEGORM, MAGLOR, AMROD, AMRAS, FINGON, ARGON, FINROD, AEGNOR, GLORFINDEL, ELLADAN, Elrohir, Galdor, Rog, Maeglin
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ofswordsandsorcery · 1 year
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My thoughts on SHADOW & BONE S2
SHADOW AND BONE SEASON 2 SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT
GRISHA VERSE SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT
!!!!SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT!!!!
I wrote this while watching, so it's really chaotic
Also, I haven't read any of the books in a while, so forgive me for not remembering how to correctly write the names and probably forgetting stuff :D
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED CLICK OFF THERE ARE SPOILERS HERE
Episode 1
A privateer actually, it's an important distinction
Take your fuckin shoes off the bed
TAMAR AND TOLYA FUCKING ICONIC
Episode 2
THE BOOK, IT'S LIVES OF SAITS, OH SAINTS IS IT BEAUTIFUL
"you live in a single moment I live in a thousand"
You're old as shit we get it
Nina Zenik is a fucking menace and I am SO living for it
Also, we love a queen that eats <3
Oh oh Nikolai trying to steal Mal's girlfriend i see
Tamar and Alina interaction ahsjsjsjsj
The bonding over being shu han???
Awww, i loveee themm
You are FANCY CARGO
I'M DYING
Wylan and Nikolai working together would be the end of the world as we know it
HE SAID THE LINE
HE SAID IMPROBABLE
I- I CAN'T OMGGG
I thought the girl working for Aleksander was Zoya for a sec and i was SO confused
Aww, Wylan he's beyond thrilled, he just doesn't show it love
FUTURE HUBBYYS
Jes getting his fucking hat before leaving is everything
Episode 3
Soaaring flyyyyinnn
Nikolai is one hell of an inventor
Jes and Wylan on a missionnn *in a singing voice*
Nina giving Kaz contra >>>
Ajsjyjsjsjs Prince Nikolai reveal i am jsksksjsj AN ICON, truly
You lying bastard
Whack
Even more iconic
David and Genyaaaaa
I love David
I'm still so incredibly mad
On an unrelated note: Lewis Tan is one fine man
A casting decision I actually love
Side eye to Nikolai
(sorry paddy, nothing against you, you are doing a wonderful job just really not how I imagined Nikolai to look at ALL)
Nadja meets Tamar
Brb, I'm going to turn in to a useless queer
Also, I love Aldrick
ZOYALINA ZOYALINA ZOYALINA
Fuck allies, you need a wife
I am so living for Wylan begrudgingly agreeing with Jes
Wylans horrified stare at the piano playing omg and the little flinch
"He's really good" lol
Jes is so falling in love with Wylan over his piano playing skills
That LOOK
YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT THAT IS SO CUTE I'M CRYING
Uhhh, kaz inej fight lol
Let me bandage it for you even tho i am deadly afraid of touching skin
Ahhh, communication
Omg the subtle shaking? The fear in his eyes? Well done.
What's your telll?
The cane the limp, know ones ever smart enough to look for the real one????
It's not what you think??
Nina is like yeah, take your bullshitting elsewhere
Ahaaa
I LOVE seeing that friendship develop.
Shit at first dates lmao
Love you Nina
Kaz fighting scene omg
Badass.
Crow club takeover? What?
Y'all I wasn't prepared for this
So much is happening at once, help
Eww he licked the knife? Bah
Go Inej, get his ass..
THE HAIR FLIP
INEJ INEJ INEJ INEJ INEJJJJJ
BABES YOU'RE FUCKING BADASS
Wow the prayer
So much emotionnnn
Ajhsjsjsj
Vladim, what are you doing love
General Kirigan what the actual fuck
That.. Is your mom
The horror on David's face
I feel the same way tho
I HaVe a PrOPosAL
Shut up Nikolai, you're gonna get punched again and you're face is actually to pretty for that...
STOP IT. They're holding hands
I repeat THEY ARE HOLDING HANDS
This is a fucking emotional roller-coaster
I'm not going anywhere - walks away
Thanks Jes, for saying what i thought
Jesper you little fuck
Don't betray Wylan like that?
Wylan talking about how Alby isn't responsible for who his father is
Van Eck im FUCKING LOOKING AT YOU
Oh Mathias my poor boy <3 he seriously needs a hug...
What's your price? Nuh uh
Episode 4
Vasily you idiot
TAMARR <3
Razrusha'ya
Ruined? I AM NOT RUINED I AM RUINATION
Baghra the wise im cackling
I KINDA LIKE YOUR FACE?
Jes you can't just drop that casually and then move one as if fucking nothing happend????
No mourners no funerals and it's almost all of my babies
Nadjas impressed look at Tamar and her axes has me SOBBING
TOLYA WITH HIS BOOOK
LOVE
That was a long time ago
Yeah oops
Make him kneel make him kneel make him kneel omg
That whole scene is so fucking good i had to actually rewatch it multiple times before i could move on
Tolya and Tamar supremacy <3
Not The POETRYYY
Tamar and Tolya meeting the crows??? Holy shit
This has taken so many twists and turns and loopings what
You could... Come with me??
Wylans lil shrug???? I'm actually crying
Kit's acting in the confession scene? SPECTACULAR the glances, the lil eye roll before be gathers the full courage, the little waver in his voice when he does confess??
A WYLAN KISS? WHAT I DID NOT EXPECT THAT AT ALL
HELP
HELP
HELPPPPP
Maybe you need a reminder?? The laughs the giggles I'm going to spontaneously combust
Wtf kaz
I worry about you?
I can't have a weak link in my crew?
You're a bloody idiot, is what you are
Nina should kock some sense into that head of yours after what you just said you moron
I think Rollins knocked it outa ya
And king he shall be
Just not yet oops
Unhinged Genya? hell yes!!!!
Ahhh, Baghra, you sly fucker
Not Adrik
Not him
Please not him
Jesper, Inej and Nina solidarity
Jes loves the gossip so much ahahahah
Episode 5
Genya not wanting David to see her because she's afraid of what he'll think hurts my heart
Genyalina hug supremacy
Baghra said sobatchka
I'm crying. This is not the time but omh
YOU DON'T NEED FIXING
Damn right she doesn't.
Tolya looking at the bowl of food is literally me
NINA AND TOLYA BONDING OVER FOOD
NOT WHAT I THOUGHT I'D GET BUT NOW I NEED MORE, OH LORD
I'm not here for you whoops
Oh Jes, you said the wrong thing baby
Bhez Ju? It looks INCREDIBLE!!!
Tolya being like wtf is going on with you and wylan is gold
I know metal
David i love you
The gentle forehead press
What did you do to him
Tolya giving relationship advice to jesper avout wylan I'm going to cry
Nvm I'm actually already crying
Nina trying to talk to Kaz about tea had me laughing so hard
Tolya snacking all the time, we love it
Zoya honestly
Tolyas comment about soldiers, i love that
Episode 6
MAMA
I'm laughing so hard
Poor Mal
He doesn't deserve any of this
The thief is so beautiful
And she's so badass
SHE'S DOING A GRISHA VERSION OF BLOODBENDING??? THAT IS GENIUS
Lol she's giving it to Jesper
I think she knows he's a special one
Love her so much
Another Wesper kiss??? Also, Tolya's knowing face lmao
Mathias = slab of fur and i will not refer to him as anything else ever again
Episode 7
Why on earth is everyone losing their hands?
This is ridiculous
Let me introduce you to Inej - Badass of the Barrel
Uh oh is right you witch
The crows join, it's over you idiots
Not the cane, that's a sacrilege what you just did.
Sibling reunion I'm sobbing over that hug
Um, Mal u okay hun?
Episode 8
Not kaz giving his cane away what is happening???
My Man
MY MAN
MY MAN
Kaz and Tolya bonding over Poetry? Of all things? love it
Ah ah ah is that an upward lip tug i see Kaz?
Jes... Why did you ruin the moment like that?
There's six of you you morons
Just don't know it yet lovelies
Have i said i don't like Genya's eye thing? It just looks so cheap
He wants an investment lol
Kaz you fuking idiot
You actually have to say it you know
Oof, the I want- I want you
Gives me the same vibes as i love, i love, i love you
How many fucking flying ships do they have?
Nah wtf is this Inej & Tolya shit
What's with the suggestive camera angles, stop that
Actually, i like the sturmhond look on Mal
Inej on the boat taking over slaver ships
So many things i didn't think I'd see this season omg
Ketterdam what kinda fucked up, out of proportion moon do you have???
Ugh not the apparat
Fuck off already, i didn't miss you at ALL
For a man of faith...
Love you for that, sobachka
Finally a better eye patch
Zoya you actually could lol
Are we going to get a triumvirate sitch with Alina?
Omgg yesss
You finally gonna go to Fjerda huh
I AM SO LIVING FOR THE DRESSES
EXCEPT ZOYAS... WHERE'S THE SIGNATURE BLUE SILVER?
Not that it doesn't look good just...
Talk about show stopping, am i right
Well, that's a way to end the show
Additional things I LOVED
- The show name at the beginning of every episode
- The different languages >>>>
- everything Tolya does
-Patrick Gibson as Nikolai, the longer I watched the better it got
What I did NOT like:
- lots of things actually but I have decided for myself that from here I'll just see the show as something different from the books and cherish it for what it is
-David and Genya having literally five seconds before he died? WTF? David was supposed to be here longer :/
-that they put SO MUCH into this season? like so much is happening at once and then they introduce additional stuff??? Felt a little rushed to me... Like were kinda already at the point of King of Scars but at the same time the SOC plotline is so ripped apart? I am confused...
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sparkedblaze · 10 months
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cw more abuse and bad times <3
modern au - hey hey, what if. oscar and morris’ pa coming to one of their fights.
he usually likes to forget they exist, and they do the same, but he can’t help but see them crop up more and more over the years - they’re public figures, rising in notoriety. he sees the occasional article, sees them on magazine covers and ads, sees their fights advertised in the betting shops he frequents. sees that they always win. and then he sees a poster that they’re fighting in soho, where he still lives. and usually he’d never seek them out, doesn’t care nearly enough, but it’s just too tempting.
he walks in late and he’s just a single face amongst the crowd, but morris catches sight of him in his peripheral - instinct, like a prey animal - while he’s circling his opponent in the ring. he’s instantly so distracted he takes a brutal hit from his opponent and is levelled to the ground, and it’s almost like his papa hitting him all over again.
(oscar can’t see their pa from where he’s stood. he has no idea what’s wrong.)
OHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOO
So, something I haven't told y'all about the modern au
The Delancey's pa does actually find them one day.
Also mystery anon asking for Medda angst, tell me something
Are you sure you want that?
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Walter smirked down at him as Morris fell to the ground, watching Oscar try and scramble into the ring when he doesn't get up. Weak. Pathetic. Just like he'd always known. He sat down in his seat, watching the events unfold.
The round stopped when Morris doesn't get back up. A timeout until they can use the smelling salts to wake him. He watched Oscar run to Morris, leaning over to whisper to him. He could almost hear the whimpering voice from a lifetime ago.
Cowardly boy.
He smirked again as Oscar's eyes searched the crowd, their eyes locking. He could feel the glare received as he tipped his hat at his older son.
Oscar moved to speak to the referee, and the man in the ring listened and nodded as he spoke.
Walter stood. Oscar's fight wasn't for another hour or so. He'd go speak with them between fights, and he knew Morris would never continue. Boy couldn't ever look past his fears.
He started down the steps as the referee announced that Morris was forfeiting the fight. What a surprise that was.
He made his way out the back door, seeing no security on the way. He supposed they were around the perimeter more than back here.
It didn't matter. They'd let him pass anyhow, wouldn't they? He was their father, for Christ's sake.
He found their changing room and pushed open the door, hearing a dog bark before even entering fully.
Not that he ever got the chance to.
A weight slammed against the door, and Oscar's glaring eye found him through the crack in the door.
"You ain't welcome in here. You ain't comin' in. We already got security comin' for ya," he sneered, pushing harder, trying to close the door in Walter's face.
"I'm welcome anywhere I please, boy, don't you- Morris, you cut that wailin' out or I swear!" Walter's gaze shifted behind Oscar, toward the open bathroom door.
He could hear the snap of Morris's teeth as his mouth closed, that old satisfaction creeping back into his bones.
Oscar was unmoving against the door, though the rage in his eyes built with each passing moment.
"Why you look so mad, boy? I made you into this. I built you up from nothin'! Hell you still is nothin'!" Walter cackled. "Bet you can't afford all them fancy clothes you flauntin' round in."
"It ain't none of your business, Pa," Oscar growled out, still unrelenting.
"I seen them posts. How mad you got at that boy. You ain't told nobody," it wasn't a question, Walter knew they hadn't. "You know silence don't come free, boy."
He watched his son's sneer grow, and finally the door budged.
Walter stepped up, smirking. "Glad you come to yo-"
He sucked in a breath as Oscar's head slammed into his.
"Don't you ever come here threatenin' us. We ain't no scrawny little boys no more, pa," Oscar stood between Walter and the bathroom.
"Wonder if both of you feel that way. Don't you, Morris?"
He heard another faint whimper from the bathroom.
"Leave him alone, pa. He ain't done nothin'."
"I've never agreed with you more, Oscar," Walter held a hand to his nose as he stepped back outside. "Sleep on it. Let me know by tomorrow."
"The answer is no," Oscar snapped.
"Then, I guess you ain't got nothin' to think about," Walter shrugged. "Like, perhaps the fact that it would ensure you never see me again."
He could see the boy working it over in his head.
"Ahhhh... There it is..." he sighed. "Like I said. Sleep on it."
Walter turned back to the hallway as a woman stormed down it.
Oscar groaned behind him as she rounded the corner, snapping out a short "What?"
The woman raised a brow at him. "Don't take that tone with me, Oscar Delancey. How is he?"
Walter raised a brow at him. "Delancey? That what you been tellin' folks?"
Medda turned toward Walter, eyebrows high. "Are you saying that isn't their name?"
He scoffed. " 'Course it ain't. They always been Williams."
"Oscar, who is this?"
"I'm their-"
"Excuse me, sir, I didn't ask you," her hand went up, and her eyes never left Oscar. She needed to know if he wanted her to do something about this man.
"Medda, this 's our pa."
"Your pa?" Walter didn't think her eyebrows could go any higher. "Mhm."
She turned to him, and Walter gave her a smile.
"Alright then, sir, let me speak to you. Just a second," she stepped closer to him. "I just want to get some things straight."
Her hand came down hard against his cheek, and Walter was bent over, clutching his cheek.
Oscar let out a tense laugh at the sight, caught halfway between fear and awe. He'd never ever seen Medda get violent before. Usually gentle and caring, and everything their pa never had been.
"Don't you ever come near my boys again! Do you understand me?" Her voice rose in a way that Oscar could never have dreamt. The way that made him cover his ears. "You have no right to even come close! And if you don't get to steppin' now, I'm callin' security and they gonna carry you right on out of here."
She stepped closer, glaring up at him. "So, Mister Williams, you gettin' outta here your way? Or mine?"
Oscar watched as pa glared up at him, but turned as Doggy barked, a warning that Morris was on the move.
He peeked around the doorway. "Mama?
" 'S that you?" His voice was quiet, but he took a few steps closer. Oscar tried to stop him as Morris ducked out of the door, Doggy right behind him.
"Wait, Mo-"
"Mama!" Morris cried as he dashed toward her, hugging her tight, still shrinking away from pa.
Walter's eyes went wide, and his face contorted with rage. "That ain't your ma! She ain't nothin'!"
Medda held just as tight as Morris, kissing his head and brushing her hand through his curls.
She wheeled around to give Walter another verbal beatdown, but she never got the chance.
Oscar had stormed over, and swung.
"She been more a ma then you ever was a pa!" He kept swinging, letting out years upon years of heartbreak and panic and fear.
Oscar was done being afraid.
He was done letting Morris be afraid.
It wasn't until a hand landed on his shoulder that he stopped. His hands were bloody and his knuckles ached-it'd been so long since he'd fought bare knuckled- but he felt so good.
"Oscar, dear... Go call security. They'll escort him out of here," she didn't say it, but Oscar knew what she was giving him time to do.
He had to get cleaned up before Morris saw him.
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👏🏼YOU👏🏼NEVER👏🏼STOP👏🏼BEING👏🏼MEDDA’S👏🏼KID👏🏼
I love this and everything it turned into
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butyoumakemesohot · 2 years
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more robin?? maybe her dust allergy
thank you so much for requesting! here's a little thing <3 also i still can't figure out how to spell robin's sneezes lol anyways (0.7k)
The garage sale is all Nancy's idea.
How Robin got roped into it, she's not entirely sure. All she knows is that her girlfriend's puppy dog eyes are impossibly persuasive, which is also probably why she's not the only one helping out. Eddie and Steve are here, too, sorting through old action figures and board games in the Wheeler's basement alongside them.
"Uh, shouldn't Mike be helping us?" Robin asks. "Since, you know, eighty percent of this stuff is his."
She holds up a long forgotten old Lego set and wrinkles her nose. Nancy shakes her head dismally.
"Trust me, I tried," she responds. "The day you can convince that kid to do anything he doesn't want to do, let me know."
Eddie barks out a laugh from the other side of the room. "Tell me about it."
Robin lets out a dramatic sigh, plopping down next to Nancy on the couch and placing her chin on her shoulder. Nancy smiles lovingly, brushing a piece of hair out of the other girl's eyes.
"Well hi there," she says.
"Hi," Robin says quietly.
"Sorry for making you do this. I really do appreciate it."
"Of course, baby." Robin returns Nancy's smile, pressing a small kiss to the tip of her nose. "Happy to help."
"Hey, ladies! Catch!"
Robin barely has any time to react before a blanket lands on top of her and Nancy with a slight thump, the sheer force of it causing a gust of air to blow up into their faces. Robin blows a strand of hair out of her face, rolling her eyes at the sound of Eddie and Steve cackling from across the room. Boys will be boys.
"Very funny, you two," Nancy chides.
"Come on," Steve says, still grinning. "We scared you. Admit it."
"I think hanging around thirteen-year-olds so much has softened your brains."
Robin opens her mouth with the intent of agreeing, but it seems that the blanket - which she vaguely recognizes from the top of a nearly abandoned bookshelf in the corner - was covered in a fine layer of dust, its particles visibly coating the air around them. Even Nancy lets out a few irritated coughs, waving a hand in front of her face. Robin's nose becomes remarkably tingly in a matter of seconds.
"hih'TSSchh! h'TTSCHhh! E-Excuse me." She ducks away from them, pressing her face into the crook of her elbow. "Hh-! ehh'TSSHh! h'EH'TSHHh!"
Nancy blinks, bringing a hand up to rest on her back. "Wow, bless you!"
"Thank you." She sniffles wetly, discreetly trying to wipe her nose against her sleeve. But the dust is everywhere, stubbornly clinging to her clothes and hair. "I-I'm sorry, I think ihhhht's - heh'TSCHHh! 'tshhh! *snfg!* - oh, God, I'm sorry - hih'TSSCHhh!
"Stop apologizing," Nancy says gently. “And bless you.”
Steve's eyes widen in sudden realization. "Aw, shit."
"What is it?"
"She's, like, super allergic to dust. I just remembered."
"Babe!" Eddie exclaims. "Why didn't you say anything before I threw the blanket?"
"I just said I forgot!"
"I should've known it was you, Ed," Robin says with a grin, juxtaposing the allergic tears flooding her eyes. Her nose is practically a faucet at this point, and mindlessly rubbing it against her sleeve for the second time only seems to exacerbate another strong tickle. "It's okay, I'm not - hh'TSSHH! - n-not mad - hehh'TSCHh! 'tschhh! *snrrf* *snfff!*"
"Well I am," Nancy says, arms crossed. "That wasn't very cool, guys."
"You didn't know she was allergic, either," Steve points out. Robin's eyes are pinched shut as she gears up for another sneeze, but she can hear the smirk in his voice - can picture the way Nancy most likely rolls her eyes in reply.
"ehh'TSCHH!" She pinches and rubs at her nose furiously, crushing her septum with her thumb and index finger. But the itch is far too powerful. "hh'ESCHHh!"
“Bless you,” her friends say in unison.
"Shit," Eddie says, frantically glancing between Steve and Nancy. "Uh, what do we do?"
Steve begins frantically fanning the air surrounding Robin, trying to clear any of the dust particles away from her face. Eddie quickly follows suit, accidentally sending another wave of dust right up into her face. Dumbasses.
"N-Not - h'ihh'TSCHH! - helping - hh'ESCHHh!"
"Oh my God, move," Nancy says, grabbing Robin's hand and pulling her off the couch. Eddie and Steve are nearly startled into darting across the room due to the conviction in her voice.
"Let's go get you some water, okay, sweetheart?" Nancy tightens her grip on Robin's hand, leading her over to the basement stairs. "And maybe some tissues?"
Robin barely manages a nod. Her eyes are still streaming and her nose is a twitchy and dripping mess, her body desperately trying to rid itself of its irritants. This has to be one of the worst allergy fits she's had in years.
"I-I may need to - hih'ihSCHHh! *snrkk!* - borrow some clothes, too," she says, gesturing to the layer of dust that's settled on her sweater.
Nancy giggles. "Are you sure you want to after last time?"
"Just don't make me wear a bra again. *snffgg* - hihh-! hh'ESCHhh! hh'TSCHHh! 'tshhh!"
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cherrykamado · 1 year
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OKAY SO SKSLSKDKDKW
This post is a huge spoiler so I put it under the cut!!!!
I WENT THROUGH EVERY SINGLE EMOTION POSSIBLE: I CRIED I LAUGHED MY HEART ALMOST BURST I GOT MAD I ALMOST PASSED OUT
I cried like a baby once again with S2's gyuutaro and ume's flashback. Like the first time I saw it. Their backstory will never cease to be so moving to me, the way he sees his life before and after umes birth, and the way he resembles tanjiro, plus all the what ifs I've thought throughout it all. I really love and treasure their relationship so much.
I CACKLED so so much at the sight of zenitsu being... Well, him. He's my twin, we're so alike. Never kinned do hard as when he yelled TAAAAANJIIIIROOOOO at the aftermath of the fight w the upper six, and that whole moment in general. Jokes aside, though, I love how COOL he is.
MY HEART THROBBED THROUGHOUT IT ALL AND THE WHOLE REASON IS....
You know, it's him. It's my tanjiro 🥺💚 REALLY like.... I was like. Like. You know. When you love a blorbo so much? LMAO jokes aside I can't get over the way his gaze changed in S3, it's somehow even softer, calmer, like (we're gonna get meta in here) it shows his growth if it makes sense? I mean, per se, he is strong, smart and collected in the shittiest situations, but also super sensitive. I feel he's always got this sense of duty present but I think that now he's more confident. Wow, all that for a gaze change? Yes. Yes.
About gazes and all, something I love is the way ufotable makes so much justice when trsnsmitting things through the eyes.( I love you ufotable)
I was all the film sittin there trying not to grin so MUCH BC ITS HIM I MISSED HIM SO MUCH MY HUSBANDDDDDD<33333 u know, heart burst and everything<3
AND THEN @alekstraszas SUN DADDY!!!! SUN DADDY!!!! WHEN HE FIRST APPEARED MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS U. U CAME TO MY MIND. I SAW THIS MAN AND I SAID. OH MY GOD. but also please this man needs to stop bein mean to himself SOBS (I'm thinking rn sun daddy yoriichi praising fic >:)
But also something that I forgot completely was MY LOVEEEEEEE MY BABYYYY SUMIYOSHI GOT ANIMATED !!!!! I thought for a moment he was gonna get tanjiro's same va (btw I love u natsuki hanae and his wonderful work as always in tanjiro's voice) and btw I LOVED the transition between his voice back to tanjiro's at the moment where he woke up from the coma.
I was hoping to get a tidbit of my slutty (not so) old man HAGANEZUKA but the fact that he was mentioned made me NSISDBFKDKDLDLDD BSRK FERSLLY. THAT MAN GOT A SHORT TEMPER AND IM HERE FOR IT (gettin fucked rough fic by a frustrated/angry haganezuka in my mind<3333)
THEN MY LOVE MY BESTIE MITSURI!!!!! another me. Another kin. I LOVE HER I ADORE HER. I love how tanji just went to cover her up like. He's so gentlemanly I LOVE HIMMMMM. But back to her, I adore her. She's my baby. Literally I would commit arson for her<333 her personality, her voice is all SO her!! I love the difference between the softness of her voice and the fact that this woman is SO fucking strong. Her personality's so bubbly I love it SO much too. And I ADORE how they showed her bonding w my baby nezuko 🥺🥺
now. The part that maybe made me yearn SO much was. You know. When she said that HE ignored her. My thought process was: genyagenyagenyagenyagenyagenya
And when I saw him. And WHEN I SAW HIM. I was blessed. I almost die. I got a fucking GENYA CRUMB and A GOOD TSNJI CRUMB and then I wished I was there. I had so many ideas. SO many. That u will see but for now I will just say hashiras gentan x reader (me) fuckin at the hotsprings<3
A moment that made me go fucking BANANAS animation wise: the infinity castle of course. I couldn't believe my eyes like. WHY IS THERE SO MUCH PERFECTION THAT CGI IM ON MY KNEES!!! BUTTERED MY TOAST CLEARED MY SKIN MSDE ME INSANE. Akaza's scene. My goodness.
DOUMA. DOUMA!!! this man is a slut we know it we see it we LOVE to see it. The moan, and the way he crawled to kokushibo PLUS THE FINAL SCENE WHEN NSKIME BRINGS HIM BACK TO HIS TEMPLE. YOU KNOW THE ONE!!! THE ONE OF //THAT// MANGA PANEL.
TL;DR — I loved it. I don't mind recaps but I think it took up too much time of the film but MEH I would go see it again truly!! I loved reviving feelings from the previous seasons and I loved how the intro to S3 was carried out.
What I loved the most?
You know what that is.💚
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zaiban2989 · 11 months
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BNHA S2 Eps 3-4
We're at the beginning of UA sports festival and I'm already cackling like a mad person for so many reasons lmao
THE FUCKING PLEDGE hdkqmdqmqml I swear I watch that scene 10 times in a row, it's just so fucking hilarious "I pledge I'll be number one" and everyone in class 1-A goes like "You fucking bastard stop making people hate us!!!" hdlkflsdjfr the fact that he's absolutely serious and "not laughing" like Deku says, makes it all the more hotter honestly - and of course, Deku is the only one who's thinking twice on this like "it's not confidence he's backing himself up against a wall on purpose"... Damn Deku you're really watching your Kacchan eh.
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Deku by passing fucking Todo & Baku by "borrowing Kacchan's idea" like are you for real fhjlmdmqd it's brilliant and man does that boy got his crush on his mind the entire fucking time - I honestly think it's second nature for him to just think "What would Kacchan do?" whenever he's having a problem 🤣🤣 - the way he by pass them is so fucking great to watch though, aaaah *goosebumps*
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Kacchan fucking raging against Todo, "Don't go and declare war to the wrong person!" dhlqdjlq I mean, let's be serious, he only said this because of his constant inferiority complex he got with Deku - pretty sure he would not have given a fucking shit if Todo had challenged anyone else but the stupid nerd who pisses him off so much. In a way (and we'll see that again in the final battle), Kats is literally trying to 'challenge' Deku via Todoroki because of course at this point he would not go head-on saying shit like "Deku you bastard, keep your eyes on me and fight me!" dhlqqmdheor he's such an idiot and we love him 🧡
Katsuki's obsessed with Deku and you cannot tell me otherwise lmao, when the race is over and he's catching his breath, he gets pissed again because "damn it, damn it again!!!" again the stupid nerd beat him to first place (honestly I wonder if he's already having that feeling of insecurities of being left behind by the one who used to follow him around all the time, if someone has a take on that be my guest I'd love to read it). I mean you clearly see the frustration but well it's just me but you can already tell there's something deeper hidden there (which keeps on becoming more obvious with time - ah Hori, you did good my man)
That one scene fucking killed me dhljqmdme, before the cavalry starts and everyone comes to Katsuki to be teamed up with him and what does he say "I don't know any of your quirks" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 like dude, besides your own strength and focus on Deku, you really don't give a shit about much, eh? lol also funny and I don't know if peeps notice or not but when Deku is monologuing about who he wants to team up with, there's this scene where you see Kats with Kiri and Mina who's shooting her acid out of her hands - first time I actually notice that but basically means Kats actually asked for the dudes he teams up with to show him their quirks! So he actually didn't team up with them at random just because they asked but also because he actually considered the best combi to work with him for the cavalry battle. Our dude is diligent and smart as fuck aaaah 🧡
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I fucking love the sports festival so much lmao can't wait to get to the end of the cavalry battle when time's up and Kacchan does a very unsexy faceplant 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thanks for reading my rambling, peeps!
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