#snzfucker
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this community is so cool we all get to be HornyOnMain like we have a mutual understanding that we’re all just stroking our shit together and i think that’s wonderful
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aaand here is ba/iz/hu at the request of @cr1ms0nflower :D (and a few others i GUESS 😒)
i have 2 versions with and without changsheng 😭
PLS DONT REPOST TO NON KINK BLOGS
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sneezing while hiding but you’re a snzfucker pressed between two people allergic to dust. The one in front of you sneezing so strongly that it’s stirring up more dust, which sets off the person pressed against your back. And you’re really trying not to absolutely rut against the legs pressed up against you, but it’s such a tight space and you can’t help but seek more pressure….
eventually the one in front (who is far too loud) needs to stifle into your chest to muffle the sound. You can’t help it anymore- you’re practically sitting on the thigh of the person behind you and it’s all too easy to lean into it. Now you’re having trouble muffling sounds of your own.
the person behind you doesn’t seem to mind. In fact, both of them figure it out pretty quickly and don’t seem to mind multitasking being quiet and helping you ;)
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in your pinned post you said you help with the more academic side of things. Can you help explain good sneeze spellings and descriptions please? I use the same two in most of my stuff and I want to give the OCs in my head specific sneezes. I know how they sound but I don’t know how to write it down if that makes sense. Please send help.
Of course! I’m not exactly the expert on that sort of thing, but I am more than willing to help you out, especially since I’ve totally been there — you would not believe how I used to spell my sneezes.
Here’s a short little cheat sheet that you can use…although, if you need more specific examples, feel free to send another ask!
Releases:
______’CHNX! — a harsh stifle
______’CHH! — a less harsh stifle or more “polite” sneeze
_______’ TSH! — not quite a stifle, but a more controlled release
______’CHNXIEW! — failed stifle
______’CHNX’iew! — successful stifle with a false ending
______’CH’HIEW! — cartoony, or just more dramatic sneeze
______’CHIEW! — slightly cuter, but can be a basic sneeze
______’SHIEW! — basic wet sneeze
______’PTSHIEW! — can be cute based on volume, but can be used as basic
______’CHOO! — basic big sneeze
______’CHUH! — unapologetic, big sneeze
______’CHHHIEW! — big, wet sneeze
Build-Ups:
HUP’______! — caught off guard
HTCH’______! — basic, but usually leads to a bigger or wetter sneeze
HETCH’_______! — take cover; big and wet sneeze is on the way
HA’_______! — the jeans of build-ups; can go with pretty much anything; can also allow for bigger flares of the nostrils
GAH’______! — really caught off guard, or really didn’t want to sneeze
HIH’_______! — quick build-up; usually used for quicker, smaller, or cuter sneezes, but not always
RAH/GRAH’______! — animalistic; I usually just reserve this for furry content or monsters
Also, experiment with what gets capitalized and what doesn’t. Quiet parts can be completely lowercase, and louder completely uppercase. For example:
h’tsh! sounds a lot quieter than H’TSH!
Based on what part you want to emphasize, you can also bold or italicize. For example:
H’tsh! focuses more on the build-up, while h’TSH! focuses more on the release.
There are also COUNTLESS combinations, including within the same category (e.g TSHIEW!), so I would recommend experimenting to find what you like to use! Everyone’s spellings are different, and it depends a lot on style, tone, and plain personal preference.
Also, this is all based on my personal experience. While I tried to make it as foundational as possible, it is still quite possible you’ll have sneeze spellings very different from mine and other writers. And that’s okay! Just keep writing what makes sense and feels good to you.
Don’t worry, this gets easier with practice, I promise!
(And hey, if you are a more…auditory learner, maybe I’ll make a wav showcasing these different types of sneezes.)
#snz#snz kink#snzblr#snz things#snezblr#snzario#snez kink#snz scenario#snezario#snz fucker#snz prompts#snzzzzz#snzfucker#snz fet#snz blog#snz thoughts#whump
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Found a comment on an insta post about “weirdly romantic” experiences that reads like the plot of a snzfic 😭
Just to add the growing pile of “vanillas gone wild” posts lol
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His hand cupped around the back of her head as he pulled her to her chest.
“What ar-.” She started to ask.
He sneezed freely over her shoulder, she felt the spray mist over her skin. A deliciously soupy sniffle was all he was able to manage before he sneezed again. This one had been wetter and more productive if she had to base it on sound alone. She tried to lean away to check but his hand kept her face pressed firmly against his chest.
“D-don’t look.” He said through hitching gasps before jerking against her. His other hand moved to cover the lower half of his face as he flushed in embarrassment as mess started to leak down and settle in his Cupid’s bow.
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this was on my mind
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showering with your partner is already super intimate by itself... but what about showering with your SICK partner?
not fucking around like usual, just making sure they stay safe and get clean, because they just feel so weak.
letting them lean on you to keep their balance - because their legs are all wobbly - while you scrub their back and shoulders. having to keep making sure they're not dozing off while you gently wash their hair. them sneezing so messily that you need to rewash their face, but you don't mind as long as they're taken care of.
idk idk I love domestic snz sm <3
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the vanillas strike again with the out of pocket shit
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The night is dark and full of fevers 💀 (or what running a temperature above 39°C for several hours feels like: for all of those who are curious and into it xD)
Your scalp and skin feel overly sensitive ? It's like every sense is heightened and everything is too much, light, sound, everything.
The thirst. You'll feel like drinking every 15 minutes.
Sweat, sweat and more sweat- You'll be drenched by the end of it (I had to change my damn bedsheets 💀)
Your heart will be beating crazy fast and you'll be out of breath from just moving in bed (turns out that anime trope of a character gasping for air while running a fever is actually not too far from reality xD)
Did I mention sweating-
Needless to say your head feels like it might explode with every cough or sneeze
The body aches 💀 they're vile (even my hands hurt wtf xD)
Also something pretty crazy, your skin and body feel like they're on fire but you're still shivering (imagine getting goosebumps while feeling hot all over, it's definitely really weird)
Your stomach won't be very calm either, expect some discomfort
Your decision-making skills and overall brain functions are out of order (I couldn't think straight and had to ask my mom to repeat herself several times to make sure I understood what she meant xD also I cried because I dropped a tissue on the ground and couldn't pick it up 💀)
#12+ hours of complete misery honestly#snzblr#snz kink#sneeze kink#snez kink#snez#snzfucker#snz#illness whump#whump things#whump writing#whump
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things that sound heavenly when said with a stuffy nose
too much pollen (too m'buch polle'd)
runny nose (ru'ddy n'dose)
i'm stuffed up (i'b s'duffed u'b)
i smell perfume (i s'bell perfu'be)
get me a hanky (ge'd m'be a ha'dky)
sniffle (s'diffle)
i'm catching a cold (i'b catchi'g a cold)
bless me (bless m'be)
i need to sneeze (i n'deed to s'deeze)
my sinuses (m'by si'duses)
no! don't! (n'do! do'd't!)
i'm gonna... (i'mb go'dda)
wrap up warm (wrap u'b war'b)
i'm coming down with something (i'b co'bi'g down with so'bethi'g)
spring cleaning (spri'g clea'di'g)
summer (su'bber)
oh no (oh n'do)
hyacinth (hyaci'dth)
medicine (m'bedici'de)
dusty (n'dusty)
gesundheit (gesu'dhei'd)
no i'm fine (n'do i'b fi'de)
nostrils (n'dostrils)
springtime (spri'gti'be)
thermometer (ther'bo'beter)
i'm not well (i'b n'dot well)
please feel free to add your own! i'm sure i'm forgetting some good ones!
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people with loud, forceful, productive sneezes who still need to sneeze in multiples must be out to kill me!
#Idk why but in my head their nose must be hella irritated to STILL have to sneeze after such an intense forceful process#And itchy irritated noses are the hottest thing on earth#I also enjoy how much effort the sneezes going to to expel the irritant#Their poor nose trapped in tortured tickles despite valiant efforts#Ugghhhhhhh#snz thoughts#snz kink#snzblr#snzfucker#All multiple sneezers are bloody sexy though#I’ll do a post about the other kinds#All in due time
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I just feel like sneezing is such a sweet kink, cause it’s like each sneeze is this lil gift that’ll make a snzfuckers insides light up. I can’t stop imagining being on top of a sweet, flustered snzfucker and just watching them be so completely engulfed in anticipation, their eyes twinkling with excitement, as they wait for me to sneeze again. I just really love the “again, do it again” aspect of it. Like how it’s quantifiable, it’s something that can build. It’s like little bolts of electricity and you just want another zap. Or a magic spell or something, like there’s been occasions where someone sneezing sent more physical sensation to my body than I’ve felt being touched
#from my drafts#but I wanted to post some kink positivity ^^#and idk why I didn’t just post it at the time maybe I was embarrassed#but let’s be honest I’ve posted way more embarrassing stuff at this point#snz#snzfucker#sneeze kink#snz things#snz kink#snzblr
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