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tbh I know people give hypochondriacs shit but I would much rather someone be a hypochondriac than the opposite
#even tho we all like cold denial so much 😭#it actually triggers the shit out of me when people do it irl
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CW c*vid
People who get sick and do not test for Covid (who have the financial means to easily do so) and yet still hang around people w out a mask or anything can choke honestly
#not literally choke#because the person in question is a family member#refuses to test because she has this incredibly toxic belief that nothing bad ever happens or her#so even though she is ill with all the symptoms she will not test#because she “knows it’s not Covid’’#currently in my room sobbing because the anxiety of being in the house with her just…not giving a shit#cw covid
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u have such sexy long nostrils jdkfg want to tickle them. respectfully.
Lol “long nostrils” is a new one for me 😆 but thank you anon fkajsgk would love for someone to tickle them 🫣🥺
#my asks#OH I JUST REALIZED U MEAN LIKE FROM UNDER MY NOSE POV#I see it now#had to go look at pics of my nose 😂
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Nah! This is your blog! If it makes you feel any better to talk about it, or if it helps at all, post away!
gfsshjhhh anonn ur enabling meee
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Somebody tell me that just because someone is nice to me doesn’t mean I need to fall in love with them
And somebody tell me that even if someone is incredibly hot and tall and cute and hot and hot and is interested in me, I still shouldn’t pursue them if I’ve been told on good authority that they are a creep
#the latter is easier#but I wish I wasn’t still attracted to them#because now it feels gross#pls literally anybody send me an anon telling me to stfu about my dating woas and I will#y’all didn’t sign up for this since I was in a stable relationship when I started this blog 💀
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this community is so cool we all get to be HornyOnMain like we have a mutual understanding that we’re all just stroking our shit together and i think that’s wonderful
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“Ive been sneezing all day” ok so kiss me
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Not sure if you’re still doing distraction asks, but what would be you ideal snz scenario to watch in a show or movie. Like something that would have to get past vanillas but we would hold as a holy grail
Luckily the stressful thing is over but I’m still always down to answer asks!
It’s a bit cliche, but I am the biggest sucker for some cold denial + caretaking. Anything where the sneezing is framed as the dead giveaway that they are too unwell to do whatever plan they have. Esp good if it’s like, not a couple, but two people who are clearly sweet on each other but haven’t admitted it yet. They had plans together, but one of them starts sneezing and the other clocks that they are coming down with something, but instead of canceling plans they insist on taking care of the sickie and that’s kinda when you realize they are sweet on each other 🥺🥰
Think, J/ane B/ennet staying at B/ingley’s whilst sick vibes, but add sneezing (which some adaptations do 😁) lol
I also remember a clip from some random old television show that was basically exactly this that I used to go back to a lot, but I don’t remember at all what it was sadly
#I think I like those scenarios because it is one of the few in movies and tv where someone sneezing isn’t purely played as comedic#like it actually means something for the story and reveals emotions the characters have#idk how well I explained it but hopefully that makes sense!#my asks#snz#snzario
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banter and doing silly little bits is the best foreplay, just so you know
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how did u find out you had the kink? & have u ever told anyone irl?
Basically my whole life I always knew I was, for lack of a better word, very entertained by sneezing. For a long time I just kinda thought it was funny, I guess. I did have a bit of an awakening moment, though, watching a waitress in a restaurant have a fit. I think that was the first time I thought maybe there was something a little different about how I felt, because that was when it clicked that I really was, like, enthralled, not just amused lol. Then when I first thought to look up sneezing videos on YouTube, one of the channels had the word “fetish” in the description, so I looked up what that was, and basically went “oh, yep, that explains it” lol.
I’ve only told one person irl. It was my ex, and I told them a few months into dating, mostly just because I felt guilty that they were always doing things that were so hot to me and didn’t know. They were surprised and admitted that it didn’t make a lot of sense to them, and they never really expressed much interest in engaging with it during sex, so I kinda just left it at that. But they were super chill abt it and it didn’t make them shy away from letting me bless them or bring them tissues or boop noses or anything lol so I was happy
Ty for the ask anon!
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Distraction ask!💖 (I hope you feel better soon!)
Do you like music? If so, who are your favorite artists?
If you don’t like music—or, if you do, but you still wanna answer another question—what is your favorite movie(s)?
Tehe ty for the ask anon! 💖
Yes absolutely I like music! I am late to the party but I just recently discovered C/happel R/oan and I am OBSESSED. Esp the song Red Wine Supernova 😁 My current fave band is FIZZ, I would literally die if they toured the US 😭 and my ultimate goal in life is to see O/rla G/artland in concert, who is also a member of that band.
My favorite movie of all time is B/ottoms, but I have a soft spot for some of my childhood favorites like M/egamind and T/angled ^^
Lol I just realized how hard it is to rant abt interests with the slashes, but I like being cautious, so I hope that isn’t too hard to read!
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anyone wanna send me anons/asks I just did something v anxiety inducing and would die for the distraction 🥴
could be about anything - snz, fav movies/books/etc., how hot u think I am (jk jk) (unless…)
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Here’s another snz transcript! This is a different person than the first one (K), these are from C :)
Them: oh my god, what if I’m like resistant to your sneeze [powder]
Me: what do you mean?
Them: *laughing* I’m like… I’m like on the verge...
Me: I know, it’s okay
Them: I’m like on the verge of sneezing…. Oh my god *builds up, then sneezes* *laughs*
Me: it’s okay
Them: *laughs*…. *three sneezes in VERY quick succession, like almost on top of each other* it’s so strong!
Me: here… *gets on top of them*
Them: *two strong sneezes* you’re into this
Me: oh yeah
Them: you’re crazy
Me: I know :)
Them: *sneeze* I feel like I sneeze so violently
Me: here, just lay back. You can keep going.
Them: …but I’m gonna sneeze
Me: that’s what this is for (referring to my chest)
Them: *sneezes three times onto my chest* it’s not gross to you?
Me: mmhmm
Them: that’s weird… I love it *starts to build up, then sneezes twice, loudly* *laughs*
Me: it’s okay *leans down to give them a lil smooch* I’m surprised how many that got out of you
Them: *sneezes* *laughing* I’m not done
Me: damn…
Them: *two really messy sneezes* that was gross!
Me: I don’t care, bless you
Them: *builds up, sneezes, builds up, sneezes again* *gasps, then laughs* this is kinda fun
Them: *sneezes* *laughs* it’s so messy!
Me: I don’t care
Them: you’re into it *sneezes* I sneeze so violently!
Me: I know, I feel bad. You okay?
Them: it’s not like it hurts but it can’t be hot *lil smooch* there’s no way
Me: it’s very hot
Them: *very messy sneeze* ugh!
Me: it’s fine, don’t worry :) *smooch*
Them: *sneeze*
Me: bless you
Them: oh my god! *sneeze*
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Personal, not snz lmaoo I’m going thru it
So if we hang out and he tells me a story that involves him talking to someone about having feelings for a coworker, and I ask “who” and he says he won’t tell even though he’s told me other people he had feelings for at work in the past…is that something?
And if after we hang out all day he changes his discord status to “why must I develop feelings 😭” is that something??
And if he tells me I look cute/pretty a lot and says “I love [blank] about you” a lot is THAT something???
AND IF I TRIP WHILE WE’RE ON A WALK AND HE CATCHES ME AROUND THE WAIST IS THAT SOMETHING 😭😭😭
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the way I would say “what that nose do” to someone unironically
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