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gummybearinthehouseee · 7 months

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Fred: I’m your big brother. I should be the one to protect you

George: you know we’re twins, right?

Fred: yeah, but I’m the older twin

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the-real-milo · 1 year

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Draco: I’m going to sleep with Harry Potter

Pansy:

Draco: as a prank!

Pansy:

Draco: Haha it will totally get him what a good prank

Pansy: Hermione told me you’ve been sleeping with him for over a year now

Draco: goddamnit i’m starting up the race war again

#drarry #hp incorrect quotes #drarry incorrect quotes #draco x harry #harry x draco #drarry memes #incorrect drarry quotes #harry potter #harry potter funny #drarry shitpost #drarry smut #drarry ship #hp textpost #hp shitpost #dmhp #harry potter memes #draco malfoy #drarry fanfiction #pansy parkinson

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stargazedmoony · 7 months

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Raising my wand for Sir Michael Gambon /*.

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sobremesavpetrichor · 1 year

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Yeah i love the marauders with all my heart but if they were real people attending my school I would PAY to punch them in the throat

#imagine trying peacefully walking and ur hair FELL OFF three seconds before u get to class #id raise hell and kill everybody #hp #hp textpost #hp marauders #harry potter shitpost #harry potter incorrect quotes #harry potter #the marauders era #marauders era #the marauders #marauders

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bookishable · 2 years

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imagine if the gof film had tried to pull shit like making hermione the thing harry would miss most. lmao imagine the riots

#goblet of fire #harry james potter #ron weasley #hp textpost #this film is on thin fucking ice

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daddiesdrarryy · 4 months

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Hermione: What’s the one thing we asked you not to do at the party, Harry?

Harry: Not kiss Malfoy

Ron: And what did you do?

Harry: I kissed Malfoy

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marauderstars · 1 year

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James Potter was red-green colourblind so all the hcs about him accidentally wearing Regulus’ tie to breakfast are entirely accurate. That shit happened daily.

#colour blind james potter #james potter #regulus black #jegulus #starchaser #hp marauders #marauders era #marauders #harry potter #colour blind #colourblind #colour blindness #marauders textpost #marauders headcanon #headcanons

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totorohugies · 2 months

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The fact that Sirius and Remus never saw neither James nor Harry pass age 21...

#harry potter #harry potter fandom #hp #remus lupin #harry james potter #james fleamont potter #james potter #sirius #sirius and james #sirius black #sirius orion black #hjp #rj lupin #jfp #marauders fandom #harry potter marauders #marauders #marauders textpost #the marauders

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doomedbythenarratives · 1 year

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regulus: i’m not doing it

evan: just talk to him!

barty: yeah, it’ll go so much better than you think we promise :)

james: what are you guys trying to talk him into this time?

barty: oh, asking you out

regulus: nice one, barty.

#marauders #james potter #fanfic #wolfstar #remus lupin #sirius black #jegulus #regulus black #marauders headcanon #peter pettigrew #headcanon #marauders incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #hp fandom #marauders textpost

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redadidassneakers · 1 year

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Regulus: tell me I’m pretty

James: nothing in this entire universe is as pretty as you

*sees this*

Sirius: tell me I’m pretty

Remus: you’re pretty fucking annoying, that’s for sure

#the marauders era #incorrect quote #the maruaders #hogwarts #sirius black #marauders headcanon #remus lupin #james potter #wolfstar #regulus black #harry potter #jegulus #remus x sirius #marauders textpost #wolfstar textpost #sirius x remus #regulus x james #starchaser #hp fandom

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gummybearinthehouseee · 5 months

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hermione: did you get my note?

ron: of course i did. you taped it to my forehead while i was sleeping

hermione: extra precaution.

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the-real-milo · 1 year

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harry: you, draco malfoy, are my archnemesis

draco: we’ve literally been married for seven years i’m sorry i gave you a mug for christmas

#drarry #drarry shitpost #draco x harry #draco malfoy #draco #harry potter #harry #literally how did harry ever call draco his enemy vs the noseless dude who kills people #hp incorrect quotes #drarry incorrect quotes #harry potter funny #shitpost #drarry ship #hp textpost #hp shitpost #harry potter meme #bottom draco #top harry

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stargazedmoony · 7 months

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sirius: what if we could communicate with each other in dreams, remus?

remus: oh, sweet! a whole new place for me to disappoint you

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sobremesavpetrichor · 2 years

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walburga is chill w gays and trans people but she drew the line on gryffindors

#hp textpost #hp marauders #hp #walburga black

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that-bitch-kat3 · 1 year

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baby sirius: mum am i adopted?

walburga: of course not.

walburga: why would i ever choose you?

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siriuslygay1981 · 7 months

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*Sirius sobbing his eyes out*

Marlene- sorry about what happend but where did you get your eyeliner it looks so good and it's not smudging

Sirius- it's *sob* sharpie

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