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#harry potter inspired
gummybearinthehouseee · 11 months
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ron: on a scale from one to ten, how bad of an idea do you think it would be if we got married?
harry: off the charts. lets do it.
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Tom Riddle managed one year of customer service before going on to murder people
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celestialfantasiess · 11 months
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you're your own assassin you don't need no help with that [regulus black x fem!reader] (one shot)
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cw: arranged marriage, mentions of poisoning, mentions of murder and character death
pairing: fem!reader x regulus black
sum: You don't have any choice as to who you get to marry, so you make sure any one you don't approve of doesn't get to marry you. You might even gain a friend in the end.
wc: 0.9k
requests: closed <3
reblogs and interactions are appreciated!!
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Imagine being a Slytherin pureblood girl, from the day you were born trained to be the perfect wife for your future husband. Trained in etiquette until you dream it because mistakes are not allowed in this household. Growing up in a household were you were taught that muggles were below you and that you were superior only made you curious. As we all heard once before strict parents create the sneakiest children. Sneaking out to wander around in muggle London to become obsessed with their books.
At 15 you get to hear that you are to be married to another pureblood heir as soon as you graduate and turn 17. You meet him multiple times, you overhear him say that a wife should be obedient to her husband and that they are just baby machines. It wasn't like you had expected any different but that didn't mean that you had to accept it.
Each time you had a meeting arranged by your parents, you always made sure to make his tea for him. Sucking up his sexist comments and just smiling and nodding. A few weeks later, after multiple meetings, he dies from a heart attack. Such a shame that they don't look for muggle poisons in the wizarding world.
The next one you get pushed on always makes sure to mention about how muggleborns and muggles are below him. But you know what he does on the days that he sneaks away and isn't found until morning. He gets disowned after his father caught him with a muggle because he wasn't on time for a family meeting. And his father might have received an anonymous tip but no one has to know that.
The next one you don't even have to try to get out of. Of course it was only a matter of time before Sirius Black was disowned. Everyone could have seen that coming. So that contract was also null and void so that meant that your parents had to go looking for another husband again. It wasn't like you hade any choice in the matter.
It was an obvious choice maybe you should have seen it coming, of course your parents would have managed to set you up with Regulus black, his brother. The new heir to the noble and most ancient house of Black. You had multiple meetings together arranged by both your parents. The both of you had some kind of unspoken agreement: suck it up because it could have been much worse then this.
You liked to think you weren't the worst person you could have been stuck with and Regulus wasn't the worst person you could have been paired with either. However he was definitely warry of you, never took anything you handed him, always setting it aside. You had to give him credits for that most people thought the death of your first betrothed was a mere fluke accident.
Only a few had the idea that you might have had something to do with after he had bragged multiple times about being your future husband and all the things he had to say about you.
Over time you became closer with Regulus, especially after you were there for him after he got the dark mark. No matter how bad your parents were at least they didn't force you to follow some dark lord. It was because of you that you both discovered that the dark lord might have made horcruxes.
It was after on of Regulus rants about how the dark lord thinks that he is invincible and unkillable that he might be saying some form of the truth. In the ways that the black family knew almost every branch of dark magic to exist your family mostly focused on necromancy and death. You remembered you had read a passage about something called horcruxes. It split your soul and the only way to truly die was for for the whole soul to die so the dark lord was technically unkillable.
Regulus discovered the first horcrux on his own, he went alone because he didn't want to endanger you He died you knew it when he didn't come back after he had left a letter for you saying what he had done. Hoping the dark lord was now killable, hoping that Regulus had indeed destroyed his horcrux you went on a killing spree.
Motivated by the death of what was probably the only actual friend you had had in your life, someone who you might have even loved you were killing death eaters one by one. It wasn't hard to find them at all Regulus had told you most of their names, you were picking them off by one hoping to lure out the dark lord himself.
It was almost too easy to assassinate his death eaters, you weren't dumb enough to get into a duel with them it was just follow them until you are in a secluded area with less people and whisper the killing curse before disappearing. No use in screaming it if you didn't want to be found.
After getting through around maybe 15 death eaters to be honest you had lost count was when you finally encountered the dark lord himself. You remembered throwing the first killing curse it hit him straight in the chest. Your remembered how shocked you were, him laughing in your face, green light and then black. The last thought you had was. "I'll finally see Regulus again."
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frogofcamelot · 2 years
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drunk moony: it's a shame that your entire identity has been reduced to the matter of your weight. people need to see you for who you are. you are amazing. you have so many talents. i love you
the fat lady: (sobbing) password
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artynerdart23 · 4 months
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Some new items in my shop!!!
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I'm having a huge holiday sale of 30٪ off all of my items until New Years Day. This will be the last sale of 2023!
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env0writes · 1 year
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Forever Breezy 2.27.23, "Joanne: Prowling Rowling"
I should have been a bigot That's where all the money’s at A polling politician Always trending, never flat "So, please record my every word There’s not a one that’s bad Unless you are a Jewish lesbian Disabled and you’re sad" Instead I’m just a writer Carving the cubicle Dancing ‘round the piss puddles To heal my cuticles If I write a magic school The children will be proud Just until I burn it down Whispered some horrid thing too loud No safety net for common man No opinion, no recourse So where there is a jockey There is sure to be a horse Strike and gain a speed from the hit Once more and all you get is shit
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cupcakecita · 2 years
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Harry Potter inspiration , vintage 🧙‍♀️🪄🕰
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prismolovessideblogs · 11 months
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FAILING GRADES
TROLL -> F/U, 0
DREADFUL -> 1, 2, G
POOR -> 3, E
PASSING GRADES
ACCEPTABLE -> 4, 5, D, C
EXCEEDS EXPECTATIONS -> 6, 7, B, A
OUTSTANDING -> 8, 9, A*, A**
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4nuttyaddict · 1 year
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Sur robe médiévale en panne de velours. Lien facebook: https://www.facebook.com/4-nutty-addict-850962241666113
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HAPPY BIRTH DAY GENERAL RABBIT!!
@justmystufff Hope you enjoy another day of life, and wish you the happiest of birthdays. Love and hugs from your insane BFF and her cat!! Thank you for being there in my darkest times, making me laugh, and giving me unforgettable momments
You're the greatest man I've ever met and the sweetest hufflepuff a slytherin myself could ask as a friend.
Credits: Thank you Mathew Schwaltz for providing this picture on unsplashed!
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enchantingepics · 1 month
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Story Prompt 69
As the tunes of Running up the hill filled the room, a young girl swayed to the rhythm, her eyes shut tight. A gentle breeze from the open window kissed her skin, sending shivers down her spine. She felt a tingling sensation, as if tiny sparks of magic danced around her.
Skipping her classes, she found solace in her own world, where reality blended with her imagination. With each hum and wave of her hand, she felt a surge of power coursing through her veins. She longed for a life beyond the ordinary, where she could explore the depths of magic without restraint.
Lost in her reverie, she twirled around the room, her laughter echoing against the empty walls. Her mind wandered to distant memories, conjured up by her vivid imagination. But amidst the joy, a hint of sadness lingered, like a shadow lurking in the depths of her heart.
As Train Song filled the air, her emotions spilled over, tears streaming down her cheeks. The melancholic melody struck a chord within her, stirring up memories she had long suppressed. Yet, she continued to sing, her voice a bittersweet melody against the silence of the room.
With each verse, she felt herself drifting further away, her surroundings fading into oblivion. Clad in a simple black dress, she floated out of the dormitory, oblivious to the curious gazes of the portraits that adorned the walls.
Outside, beneath the starlit sky, she soared through the night air, her hair trailing behind her like a veil of stardust. The world below seemed to blur as she surrendered herself to the enchanting music of Fleur de Lune.
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gummybearinthehouseee · 11 months
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ron: that's not funny
harry: i thought it was
hermione: you don't count. you started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on facebook
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Conversation
Ron: Are you a witch or not?
Hermione: Not really! I've only known magic existed for a year
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mysticalmariesworld · 4 months
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𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒𝑔𝑜𝑜𝒹 🍇 ˚✧ ₊˚ʚ♡ɞ ˚₊ ✧ ゚ 🐇💿
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frogofcamelot · 2 years
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people at hogwarts had such an amazing range of subjects to use for corny pickup lines. are you really telling me sirius never told remus, "you feature in every memory i'd use to cast a patronus"? or ron never once told hermione that he sees her in the mirror of erised? nah i don't buy it
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artynerdart23 · 7 months
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Hey all! More products are in my shop. All handmade by me. These are my Hogwarts inspired Paper Weights with witch hats. Cool right?!
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When you enter Etsy's code: yes10, any order that is $40+ is $10.00 off. From now until Wednesday. This is the perfect time to get those holiday gifts out the way. :) make sure that you put the code in etsy's coupon not my shops coupon box because this is etsy's giveaway to you guys okay?
Happy Shopping💜
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