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give-bucky-his-boyfriend-back · 1 year

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Regulus: I kinda have a crush on someone, but you're not gonna like it

Sirius: It's okay,just rip the band-aid off

Regulus: It's your best friend

Sirius: Put the band-aid back on

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prismolovesfanfiction · 1 year

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i feel like luna would be more careful in potions bc of her mother so whilst all the teachers are like "Lovegood is weird asf and ditzy". Snape's like ??????

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slyterinthings · 2 months

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Ravenclaw: I think Slytherin is an introvert.

Hufflepuff: please, they're defo an extrovert.

Slytherin: I like to call myself an ambivert actually...

Griffindor: well I was sure you're actually a perv- *thwack*

Slytherin: don't you dare complete that sentence.

Griffindor:

Griffindor: perv- *thwack*

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nuninho2000 · 6 months

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During Half Blood Prince

Seamus : what kind of girl you like?

Dean : my girlfriend.

Seamus : what kind girl is she?

Dean : she's a nice girl.

[Seamus turns to Harry]

Seamus : what kind of girl you like, Harry?

Harry : Dean's girlfriend.

[ everyone laughs thinking it's a joke ]

[ Dean throws a pillow at Harry thinking that is joke ] : nobody likes a smart-ass.

Inspiration : https://youtu.be/y3ORLUqX6A4?si=R1LuchYBR_sufxM8

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hogwartswitch1997 · 4 months

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HOGWARTS HOUSES ROLES IN A HORROR MOVIE

Gryffindor: I am the main character,duh. Follow me if you wanna live!

Slytherin: I'm the one everyone suspects to be the k*ller.

Ravenclaw: I'm the seemingly insane person who leads the hero in the investigation to solve the mystery/ stay alive.

Hufflepuff: I'm the k *ller with a sad backstory who secretly enjoys unaliving people. Fight me!

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dontgetcaught256 · 1 year

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Hermione: Don’t worry, I still have a few books up my sleeve.

Ron: I think you mean cards-

Harry: No, she doesn’t.

Hermione: *pulling out Hogwarts, A History from her sleeve* No, I don’t.

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dracoslittlepet · 2 years

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yourneighborhoodfrog · 1 year

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POV: You read Choices for the first time and always laugh when someone (especially Mary) talks about kissing Amos Diggory bc in my head I always see this old guy...

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racfoam · 1 year

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You cannot have me believe that Harry James "there’s no need to call me sir, professor" Potter went to the interview with Skeeter in 5th year and didn’t make some witty comments aimed at Voldemort. Didn’t absolutely trash him. Like this was his chance and you're telling me Harry James Potter wouldn't be a sassy king, fearing nothing?

Ha!

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Exclusive Interview with Harry Potter

Mr Potter: “He isn't nice to look at, I'll tell you that. He's pale, skeletal... I could whack him with a Bludger and he’d be down for the count. A bit of sun would probably fry him red like a lobster.”

Mr Potter continued on with saying: “I wonder if he even eats? I don’t know, but he sure doesn't get around much. Because if he did maybe his life would be happier and he wouldn't be so obsessed with a fifteen-year-old kid who beat him fourteen years ago. Talk about pitching a fit. I am now politely telling the ever-great Dark Lord to piss off. To Voldemort, if you're reading this interview: Get over it, and please leave me alone. It’s not good for your health. I may be the death of you and I would hate to be the reason of the heightening death rate in the elderly population.”

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bubble-gum-thoughts · 1 year

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*Severus and Kathrine walking down the hallway*

Kat: Look Sev, it's Potter.

*both looking down the hallway to James walking in their direction*

Kat: *mumbles* strut strut bitch

Sev: *chokes*

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ladymisteria · 5 months

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Funny Harry Potter Daily Video.

Harry Potter and the School of Murder

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give-bucky-his-boyfriend-back · 11 months

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Sirius *on the phone*: Hey can I borrow 5000 galleons ?

Remus: Why the fuck would you need 5000 galleons?

Sirius: An escape room

Remus: What kind of escape room costs 5000 galleons?

Sirius:

Sirius: Jail

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prismolovesfanfiction · 1 month

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“Are you joking?” They all jump and turn to see Hermione standing at the foot of his bed with her arms crossed. “Are you studying? Without me?” By the way she says that, she would have been less scandalized to find them having an orgy.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/12006417/chapters/41754563#workskin

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slyterinthings · 9 months

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To a random person who offended them:

Slytherin: I was gonna slap you but my hands are too small and probably wouldn't hurt too much.

Person:

Slytherin : So now I'm gonna have to curse you.

Person: listen here you little-

Slytherin: CRUCIO-