wouldn't want to know my spirit animal bc itd probs be a bacteria or insect :/
imagine being stuck as a flea and not being able to change back bc ur brain cant handle it ://
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cancer rising but Virgo in the 5th house
WHEN DOES THE MATH MATH
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“Are you joking?” They all jump and turn to see Hermione standing at the foot of his bed with her arms crossed. “Are you studying? Without me?” By the way she says that, she would have been less scandalized to find them having an orgy.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/12006417/chapters/41754563#workskin
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Hermione: I think I’m bi
Harry: which one?
Hermione: what do you mean?
Harry: bisexual? bilingual? bipolar?
Ron: I know
Ron: a bitch
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I think we're a toy in poppy playtime
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oh the overlords are powerful bc they own souls? so did my boss up on earth, they aint shit
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james' petnames
James: Lily flower
Sirius: Flour?
Remus: Eggs
Peter: Preheat oven to 180
Lily: ....
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It makes sense alastor is at the mercy of another
He is a prey animal after all
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Fine ill confess i actually did think alastor was changed bc of charlie and i realise i was played like a fiddle
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THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA HE WAS LOOKING FOR A SOUL TO STEAL
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next time alastor's radio happens vox just starts screaming over it so its inaudbile
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In my next life I will be reborn as #tom riddle.
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