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hms-harmony-discord · 21 days
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"And it might have been a good idea to mention how ugly you think I am, too,” Hermione added as an afterthherought. “But I don’t think you’re ugly,” said Harry, bemused. Hermione laughed. ~Order of the Phoenix
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ive been reading so much fanfiction I thought "tempus" was a canon spell
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dracolilhoe · 11 days
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Severus x Y/n
Fred, George and Y/n Snape talking outside the door where the order meeting is being held
y/n: “This is a life or death situation you guys know that right? I’m risking a lot here. Not only I’m an arriving late to the meeting but I’m also going to cause a disruption.”
Fred: “Your Snapes wife! Which is exactly why you should be the one to pull this prank!”
George: “Plus he’s more likely to kill us than you.”
y/n: “Yeah cause that helps.”
Fred: “Just go please professor y/n!”
y/n: *Sighs* “You owe me big time.”
y/n barges into the kitchen as the order all looks up
y/n: “SEVERS TOBAIS SNAPE!”
Sirius: “Ohh snivellus fucked up…”
Severus: *Looks up a look of confusion etched on his face*
y/n: “Who the fuck is Daisy?!?”
Severus: “Darling what? Who is that?”
y/n: *drops a pair of sunglasses on her face* “Daisy me rollin…”
Fred and George laughing in the hallway
Severus: *Stands up and starts heading towards the door*
y/n: “Shit!”
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apoetsworld · 1 year
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Friendships:
James: See you later, alligator!
Sirius: After a while, crocodile
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Peter: Whatever you say, matra ray
Marlene: I don't care, panda bear
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Remus: Doubt that, sewer rat
Reg: Curl up and die, butterfly
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gods-graveyard · 1 month
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Incorrect Marauders/Royal court as quotes from my DND group (part 9)
Marlene:“I have been frustrated in a lot of ways, religiously, emotionally, sexually- and I think the drugs will help” James:“Moon puppet Remus” Sirius:“He's being held captive by the moon catholic church” Remus:“ Lily is bad bitch, and James is a… soft bitch” Dorcas:“Rule number one I might have broken this, no I didn't cuz i'm in charge” Regulus:“Pick a side fence sitter” Lily:“When you don't do a yard sale for a while you get stressed” Regulus:“I don't know what that is” Pandora:“I wouldn't know how to react to a racist monkey” Regulus:“I am an open book… with secret pages" Evan:“I think i'm rather humble-” Dorcas:“Bullshit.” Pandora:“I was very respectful of your dead corpses, the necrophilia only goes to beautiful lich daddies”
Remus:“The consequences of your actions” Sirius:“What is that”?
Lily:“Nobody is allowed to fight- but doesn't count if your an ass”
Marlene:“Maybe in the future we can rub bushes- this is divine flesh bitch”
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chocfrog-enjoyer · 7 months
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5 GoF Ron Weasley quotes I love, because he’s sassy and underrated
1. 'Don’t talk to me,' Ron said quietly to Harry and Hermione as they sat at the Gryffindor table a few minutes later, surrounded by excited talk on all sides about what had just happened.
'Why not?' said Hermione in surprise.
‘Because I want to fix that in my memory for ever,' said Ron, his eyes closed and an uplifted expression on his face. 'Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret…'
[ HP and the Goblet of Fire ]
2. Hagrid sidled into the Hall through a door behind the staff table twenty minutes after the start of the feast. He slid into his seat at the end and waved at Harry, Ron and Hermione with a very heavily bandaged hand.
'Skrewts doing all right, Hagrid?' Harry called.
'Thrivin’,' Hagrid called back happily.
'Yeah, I’ll just bet they are', said Ron quietly. Looks like they’ve finally found a food they like, doesn’t it? Hagrid’s fingers.'
[ HP and the Goblet of Fire ]
3. 'Hagrid’s been in loads of trouble before, and Dumbledore’s never sacked him,' said Ron consolingly. 'Worst that can happen is Hagrid'll have to get rid of the Skrewts. Sorry ... did say worst? I meant best.'
[ HP and the Goblet of Fire ]
4. 'Doesn’t think much of Bagman, though, does she?' said Harry. 'Wonder what Crouch says at home about him?'
'Probably says he’s not a very good Head of Department,' said Hermione, 'and let’s face it ... he’s got a point, hasn’t he?'
'I’d still rather work for him than old Crouch,' said Ron. 'At least Bagman’s got a sense of humour.'
'Don’t let Percy hear you saying that,' Hermione said, smiling slightly.
'Yeah, well, Percy wouldn’t want to work for anyone with a sense of humour, would he?' said Ron, now starting on a chocolate éclair. 'Percy wouldn't recognise a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea-cosy.'
[ HP and the Goblet of Fire ]
5. Nobody was looking forward to Care of Magical Creatures much in this weather, though, as Ron said, the Skrewts would probably warm them up nicely, either by chasing them or by blasting off so forcefully that Hagrid’s cabin caught fire.
[ HP and the Goblet of Fire ]
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kookooka2 · 9 months
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Favorite Ronarry quote?
I really like “Don’t let the muggles get you down”
but I love a lot so yea, what about you? ❤️❤️❤️
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brunuhvielle · 5 months
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Peaceful Evening, 1993
"Professor Dumbledore and I have managed to keep our relationship quiet for many years now. It would be... Unhelpful for it to come to light in such troubled times, Potter."
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mxlfoydraco · 1 year
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i cant get over this scene. she didn’t even expect anyone to see it, she painted it for herself because they made her that happy. someone hold me no one deserves this girl
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goga-je-pieroga · 5 months
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"Fools who wear their hearts on their sleeves, who can't control their emotions, who immerse themselves in sad memories, and allow themselves to be easily provoked… in other words, weak people… they stand no chance against his power!"
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix J.K. Rowling
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xixiao-yankai · 1 year
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Lily’s and Petunia’s parents…
I’m not really sure if they can be considered good parents. Because no matter how different their daughters were, they probably shouldn’t have so blatantly played favorites. They went from at least “Mummy told you not to!” to not even attempting to break up Petunia and Lily arguing on Platform 9&3/4, to “Lily this and Lily that”. Literally ruined Petunia’s life, hurt Lily, and indirectly ruined Harry’s childhood.
When Lily was alive, Petunia hated her. After Lily died, Petunia still hated her. After the person dies, it’s usually difficult to keep the hatred burning as strongly. The fact that Petunia did, however, shows just how deeply she was hurt. “Some wounds run too deep for the healing”.
Lily suffered too. Her sister called her a freak. Her parents favored her but it came at the price of pushing her sister away even further. She tries her hardest to repair the mess her magical, out-of-her-control abilities apparently made, but could not prevent her relationship with Petunia and Petunia’s relationship with her parents from breaking beyond repair. On top of her first wizard friend calling her a Mudblood and the general threat of being Muggle-born at the time.
Yeah, it’s difficult not to have a favorite. Difficult not to show it. The extreme differences between Petunia and Lily aren’t their parents’ fault. But if Lily’s parents had helped her more in trying to get through to Petunia, would things have been different?
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Tom Riddle managed one year of customer service before going on to murder people
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lunatheseus · 9 months
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˖⁺‧₊˚ When they’re the memory you think of when casting a Patronus charm ˚₊‧⁺˖
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apoetsworld · 1 year
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Reg *encounters the tiniest inconvience in his day*: wE aRe A tImELinE GoDriC AbAnDoNed
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gods-graveyard · 1 month
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Marauders/Royal court as quotes from my DND group (part 6,) (but this time its my creative writing class so a bit shorter)
Sirius:“One too many mimosas isn't a thing- you can always have one more”  Remus:“Before driving”??? Barty:“Sure she's cool, but I could use some more gore- best of both worlds ya know”?
Dorcas:“I love that the ghosts have beef with Evan” 
Marlene:“So they aren't employed- just vengeful, you don't even need that shit you bum”(about the ghosts) Regulus:“The barrier is foolproof” Barty:“Can I conduct Osmosis through it”? Pandora:"“Boy fights bird, Mommy deaths, and a noble sacrifice at the feelings mall-oh what a day” James:“Money isn't real at Disney World”
BONUS- From my DND group discord
James:"He literally admitted to giving souls to the bone king" Remus:"Im sorry the fucking w h a t"??
Sirius:"Like we choose to beat him up for pretty arbitrary reasons but he is an objectively evil dude"
Regulus:"We are also a good ways away from him and he clearly got punched. We can just show our knuckles and be like 'This guys losing it, we haven't punched anything' yeah"? Dorcas:"Ah yes- the gaslight method"
Evan:"You're not a wizard, your forehead is too small."
Barty:"Why doesn't he like me"? Marlene:"You're a... how do I say this nicely... chronic brat."
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