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hearts4dorlene · 6 months

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Remus: Hey fellas, good night?

Peter *grumbles*: Not as good as yours apparently

Remus: What-?

Peter: Yours and Sirius' Muffliato charm broke

Remus: Oh shit did you guys hear?

*Enter James*

James: Oh god your faces, what have I missed Wormy?

Peter: Did you not hear them both last night James? Were you out or something? They were going at it-

Peter:

Peter: Why are you wearing a Slytherin tie James?

*Enter Sirius*

Sirius: Just been to get some breakfast and saw my little brother wearing a Gryffindor tie?

Remus: James?

James: Funny story lads, so you see-

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kalkaros-is-the-boss · 3 months

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Hear me out, there are two books in the Harry Potter series that are named after a side character; the Prisoner of Azkaban and the Half-Blood Prince. Funnily enough, those are also the best two books and the best two characters. Coincidence? I think not. Obviously, this means that Sirius and Severus are in love, in this essay-

#harry potter shitpost #sirius black #severus snape #sirius x severus #do they have a ship name?#snack #really?#serius #girl i dont know

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troythecatfish · 13 days

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thatslytherinbitch54 · 23 days

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Do you guys want a long ass analysis? Well, I made one anyways :)

How did Draco’s wand work for Harry? First and foremost, we have to look at each of the properties of the wands, for then you’ll be able to understand Draco’s wand and why it helped Harry defeat Voldemort in the final battle. The wand of Draco Malfoy is 10" precisely, reasonably flexible, Hawthorn wood and with a unicorn hair core.

Let’s take a look at what Ollivander has to say about hawthorn wands:

The wandmaker Gregorovitch wrote that hawthorn ‘makes a strange, contradictory wand, as full of paradoxes as the tree that gave it birth, whose leaves and blossoms heal, and yet whose cut branches smell of death.’ While I disagree with many of Gregorovitch’s conclusions, we concur about hawthorn wands, which are complex and intriguing in their natures, just like the owners who best suit them. Hawthorn wands may be particularly suited to healing magic, but they are also adept at curses, and I have generally observed that the hawthorn wand seems most at home with a conflicted nature, or with a witch or wizard passing through a period of turmoil. Hawthorn is not easy to master, however, and I would only ever consider placing a hawthorn wand in the hands of a witch or wizard of proven talent, or the consequences might be dangerous. Hawthorn wands have a notable peculiarity: their spells can, when badly handled, backfire.

I think Draco’s whole storyline is there lol.

So, a Hawthorn wand is not easy to master.

Length and flexibility:

Ollivander wrote, about the length: “longer wands might suit taller wizards, but they tend to be drawn to bigger personalities, and those of a more spacious and dramatic style of magic”. Draco is 10” showing how his magic is more introspective and he is more guarded, closed off.

He also wrote, about the flexibility: “denotes the degree of adaptability and willingness to change possessed by the wand-and-owner pair”. Draco’s wand is reasonably flexible. Which could mean it’s consistent, but if forced, adaptable. So again, it’s not in its nature to just accept changing allegiances. It will fight until the end not to be mastered.

So both its wood and its flexibility are huge indicators of how hard it would be for his wand to be mastered and change loyalties.

The core:

The core is an even more complex aspect of wands. While the wood represents the wizard’s nature as a person (their body and heart), the core represents the nature of their magic. It’s in the way they use it. Now let’s take a look at Ollivander’s comments on Unicorn hair, Draco’s wand core:

Unicorn hair generally produces the most consistent magic, and is least subject to fluctuations and blockages. Wands with unicorn cores are generally the most difficult to turn to the Dark Arts. They are the most faithful of all wands, and usually remain strongly attached to their first owner, irrespective of whether he or she was an accomplished witch or wizard. Minor disadvantages of unicorn hair are that they do not make the most powerful wands (although the wand wood may compensate) and that they are prone to melancholy if seriously mishandled, meaning that the hair may ‘die’ and need replacing. It’s also the most difficult to turn to the Dark Arts, and that is a clear sign that Draco was never a dark wizard by nature, he didn’t want to be dark. He wasn’t dark, otherwise this wand wouldn’t have chosen him in the first place.

And last, but definitely not least, they are the most faithful, and tend to remain attached to their first owner.

All the aspects in Draco’s wand are adamant to it being difficult to master and even harder to change allegiances. It would fight until the end to work only for its master, and the hair could even die from it.

So why did it change masters that easily, then?

Here’s my theory:

Love

Love is always the answer in this series. Lily’s, Narcissa’s, Snape’s, Harry’s. And Draco’s, I would say, is just as meaningful. It matters just as much in the final battle. It was the reason Harry won in the first place.

He trusted Harry with his heart and soul.

I will never accept the Hawthorn wand changed allegiances, because we have proof it didn’t have any reason to, and it’s not in its nature to just do it.

He never lost the wand’s loyalty completely, he just shared it with Harry.

Drarry is canon ❤️💚

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sillylittlestan · 6 months

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Harry after marrying his best friend’s sister and naming their child after his abusive teacher:

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prismolovesfanfiction · 2 years

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magic is wasted in Harry Potter

not one obliviated Elon Musks memories and pretended to be his heir so he'd give them money??

not one silencio'd loud babies on planes???

not one avada kedavra'd the King????

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cherry-pop-elf · 21 days

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Ok. Hear me out.

Willy Wonka is just the Weasley Twins muggle business. They LITERALLY just took out the Wizards and it’s Willy Wonka. WW.

They canonically sell muggle things out of WWW. So come on. Think about it.

Give me Wonka Weasleys Pleasley

And after Fred died, there probs was a moment where George didn’t want to be around Magic for a while. Since it just reminded him of Fred. So maybe Wonka could have been a means to still keep inventing, and keeping Fred’s memory, while taking a healthy break from the magic world. JUST THINK ABOUT IT-!

((Also like. Bro. JKR, that dang puta, really wasn’t subtle in basing the twins on Willy Wonka. Like come on. You know she did. You know she did))

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chocoramo-cow · 8 days

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Lucius Malfoy

#lucius malfoy #the malfoys #harry potter shitpost #death eaters #harry potter #slytherin

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hearts4dorlene · 1 month

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*after a Quidditch game*

James: We won!! Wasn't I fabulous darling??

Regulus: You were okay, can't criticise much

Remus: Wrong answer

Regulus: Huh?

James *sobbing his little heart out*: YOU DONT THINK IM FABULOUS????

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kalkaros-is-the-boss · 3 months

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Severus: Okay, it’s a small pond. There’s cold water in it, but it’s not too deep. Diving the sword is really easy, but uncomfortable enough for it to be considered ‘Gryffindor bravery’. It’s incredibly simple. It’s not dangerous. Easier than almost anything Potter’s done. There’s really no way this could go wrong.

Harry: *Almost chokes, drowns and dies*

Severus: …

#he really tried #snape does not get paid enough to deal with this shit #Sev turns his back for like five minutes and Harry’s already come up with five different ways to put himself in mortal danger #severus snape #Harry Potter #hp #Harry Potter and the deathly hallows #harry potter shitpost

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charmedimsure · 8 months

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secret dialogue from prisoner of azkaban

*snape and dumbledore walk through the great hall while all the students are asleep*

snape: wow, they’re already asleep

dumbledore: yeah, crazy how kids can fall asleep sober

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thatslytherinbitch54 · 1 month

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So…

I ship Romione, I’m not a huge fan, I’m more neutral about it, HOWEVER, with that being said, I absolutely love Ron being street smart and Hermione being book smart, I feel though as if it complements each other. Ron brings practically and intuitive approach to situations while, Hermione’s knowledge and research skills come in handy. I feel though as if they balance each other out in a way ❤️❤️❤️

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tomriddles-hoe · 2 months

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RANDOM HARRY POTTER THINGS MY FRIEND @vampghoul HAS SAID😭😭