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stargazedmoony · 1 year
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james: we’ve been friends for so long, sirius, that i can’t even remember which one of us is the bad influence
sirius: let’s just call it teamwork
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sunflowersforsirius · 9 months
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remus: you're an idiot
sirius: but I'm your idiot
sirius, pointing at wedding ring: FORVERRRRR
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maliagf · 1 year
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moony-to-ur-pads · 2 years
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james: *sneezes*
snape: aHa potter sneezes like a girl
james: well how about I pound you like a boy
snape:
james: wait-
james: that didn’t come out right
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are you…? (scorbus)
the only exposure for scorbus I’ve ever had is skim reading the tedious script of the cursed child (I’m sure the play is way cooler) so just so you know, if everything about anything related to Scorpius and Albus is inaccurate… that’s why :) take it as a hc if you will.
“Hey, Al- what’re you up to?” Scorpius had walked into the Slytherin common room two minutes prior, scanning the room for his beloved best friend. He’d failed to spot Albus initially-after all, Al wasn’t the most stick-out-of-the-crowd person (though to Scorpius he was, not that he’d ever admit that).
Scorpius did, eventually, find his best friend, curled behind the fancy black sofa, focused on his potions homework.
“Hey, Scorp.”
“Aw, not even a smiley greeting, huh?” Scorpius joked, before sliding down to sit beside Albus. “What’s on your mind?”
Al gave a tiny sigh, “I’m trying to ignore the fact that the Hogsmeade’s trip is coming up soon.”
“Why? What’s so bad about it? It’s Valentines’ weekend, everything will be on sale! Love will be *in the air*!” Scorpius drew an air-heart with his wand dramatically, making his best friend laugh.
“That’s exactly the problem! How am I meant to find a date?”
You could take me, Scorpius thought.
“Oh! Uh, it’ll be easy! I mean hey, there’ll be a ton of girls who I’m sure will ~swoon~ for your charming smile and beautiful hair.” He ended his sentence rather jokingly, but grew serious when he saw Albus frown.
“I’m not James, Scorp. Plus… I don’t think any of the girls would want me either way.”
“Pfft! Then just pick one of the guys! I know Ryan from Ravenclaw has set his eyes on you-”
I don’t want you to take anyone that isn’t me
Albus ignored the suggestion. “What’ll you do, then? Gonna ask Rose?”
Scorpius sighed dramatically. “I already tried! Ah, well, I guess we’ll both be lonely guys this weekend.”
“What, you won’t ask anyone else?”
“Nah. None of the other girls really interest me, anyways.”
“Wh-what about the guys?” Albus was flushed a little now, Scorpius noted.
What about me, is what Al didn’t say.
Scorpius gulped a bit, before attempting to hold a more composed expression. “I mean, maybe-”
“Are you- well, uh-”
“Are you?”
Albus stopped short. He…didn’t really know. But lately he’d been looking at the grey eyes of Scorpius and found himself thinking weird, dreamy things about them. They were like stars, kind of, or a mysterious storm at night. And his platinum blond hair was extra soft and floofy, too…
“Al? Al, hello? Earth to Albus??” Scorpius waved his thin hand in front of his face.
“Oh! Uh, I… I’m not sure. I guess. You didn’t answer my question, though.”
Scorpius stared into Albus’ green eyes. They were earthy and warm-but right now he looked more shy, less certain of himself.
“I, uh, am… not straight. I guess. Yeah.”
“Oh. Okay.”
“Is that…cool with you?”
“Oh! Yeah, uh, of course it is, aha- um. I, yeah.”
Scorpius laughed a bit, seeing how flustered Albus had gotten.
“Hey, relax-it’s fine. We’re good, right? This doesn’t change anything.”
“Yeah, of course… so, uh, what’re you gonna do this weekend then?”
“I dunno-hey! Why don’t we just go together?”
Please say yes.
“As a couple-?”
“I mean, why not!” Scorpius said, but quickly interjected himself, suddenly feeling insecure, “as-as friends, I mean. Best friends!”
“Oh, great! Uh, yeah, ‘course, why not?”
I wish we weren’t going as friends, Albus half thought. But it was weird, to think about his best friend like that-they weren’t, they weren’t like that, right? He wasn’t so sure anymore.
“Hey, don’t be nervous-I love ya, mate-it’ll be just us hanging out, like normal!”
“Yeah. Yeah, of course. Love you too-as, uh, friends. Of course.”
“Yeah. As friends.”
What if we were more than that, is what they both didn’t say.
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wolvesandshine · 1 month
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James Potter is that extremely supportive lgbt ally and the only token straight male in his friend group in high school until he shows up to his tenth high school reunion happily married to a guy
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breathingdisaster08 · 23 days
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Regulus at Starbucks: I'd like a venti latte with uhm, seven espresso shots
Sirius, in line behind him: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine
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linnea-bowiesversion · 11 months
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[texting]
Sirius: WHERE ARE YOU AND MY BROTHER??
James: WE’RE FUCKING
James: GETTING [not delivered]
James: DRINKS [not delivered]
Sirius: IM SORRY WHAT
James: WAIT [not delivered]
Sirius: YOU BROTHERFUCKER YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU JUST STARTED
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daddiesdrarryy · 3 months
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Hermione: What’s the one thing we asked you not to do at the party, Harry?
Harry: Not kiss Malfoy
Ron: And what did you do?
Harry: I kissed Malfoy
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honeylemonntea · 11 months
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Regulus: Do you think your family likes me?
James: My mum literally begged you to marry me
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accio-sriracha · 4 months
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Sirius Anything-But-Black.
~~~♤~~~
Sirius hates his last name. He always joked around by going by his friend's names instead.
Sirius Potter was the most common, of course. He was practically raised by the Potter's, he and James had been brothers for years of course he was a Potter.
Second was Pettigrew, mostly when joking around with Peter.
He'd make comments like "This is why it's so great to be a part of the Pettigrew family!" and "Don't you dare disrespect the Pettigrew Brothers!"
A handful of times he even used Lily's last name, referring to himself as Sirius Evans.
She finds it hilarious, as soon as she catches on that he hates his last name she starts calling him Evans too.
Whenever she'd pass by the group and greet James as Potter, she'd always make sure to reply to Sirius' "Hey, Evans!" With a "Hello, Evans." In return.
Every once in a while he used their other friend's names too; Meadowes, Longbottom, McKinnon, he went as far as to use McGonagall once and nearly got detention for a week.
But he never used Lupin.
Remus asks him one lazy Saturday morning as the group was sprawled across the furniture in the common room.
He'd wondered for years, they all secretly had, but it never meant enough to any of them to really ask.
"Why do you never go by Sirius Lupin?" Remus asked, filling the lull in conversation.
It was supposed to be a casual question, but there was nothing casual about the look Sirius gave him when he replied,
"Because you haven't asked me to marry you yet, Moons."
The room was silent. Remus and Sirius were staring at each other for a long time. Remus slowly stood up and walked over to him, kneeling down in front of his chair,
"Sirius, will you marry me?" He whispered.
"Of course, Remus." Sirius breathed.
Nobody else could tell if they were joking or not. They'd never once shown feelings towards each other, nothing more than what they normally did.
Remus wasn't even gay.
But then, all of the sudden, Remus and Sirius were found walking the halls hand in hand, placing gentle kisses on each other's cheeks.
They started sleeping in the same bed at night, Remus curled on his side with his nose nuzzled against Sirius' neck.
Sirius exclusively went by Sirius Lupin now, refusing to go by anything else. He also made it very clear to all of his suitors that he was engaged and off the market.
The others still couldn't quite tell how much further they would go for the bit, but they seemed happy?? So they were all happy too.
Immediately after graduation they got married and made it official. Everyone was kinda blown away, but then again, it was Remus and Sirius, they've kind of always been dating, even when they weren't.
The others finally asked years later if they'd been secretly dating prior to that, since it was the only thing that made sense.
Sirius shook his head, "No, I had no idea Rem liked me back. I was just really in love with him."
Remus nodded, explaining he wasn't actually sure if Sirius was joking or not either at first, but he was too in love to question it, and took the chance he got.
It ended up working out, Sirius was now- in all ways including legally- Mr. Sirius Lupin.
And he'd never been happier.
~~~♤~~~
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stargazedmoony · 5 months
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peter: thank you for the plant, prongs!
james: that’s okay, pete. you just take good care of it
peter: of course! i will make sure to water it every day!
sirius: *under breath* you bought him a fake plant, didn’t you?
james: *also under breath* yes, but look how happy he is!
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marauderstars · 11 months
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James Potter was red-green colourblind so all the hcs about him accidentally wearing Regulus’ tie to breakfast are entirely accurate. That shit happened daily.
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jiangyanlissidepiece · 8 months
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Little Harry: what were you and Papa like when you first met?
James, smiling: we instantly hit it off!
Regulus: uh, no. I threatened to rip out your eyes and feed them to you.
James: ah, but that was when I knew you were the one.
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thesun-thestars · 1 year
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If an animagus potion requires the brewer to hold a mandrake leaf in their mouths for a month, imagine James, Sirius, and Peter…going silent for a MONTH.
After a week alone all of the students at Hogwarts would be SO on edge.
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moonyscane · 1 year
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james: so,, moons did you get anything for valentines?
remus: yeah actually
james: what? who from?!
remus: a bunch of shit from some ‘S’ girl
james: wow i got a sweet letter from an ‘R’. wasn’t you was it moony?
(cuts to regulus and sirius struggling to understand muggle wrapping paper so their presents will look nice for their valentines but ending up tangled in tape and shreds of pink paper)
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