Strange: [going through Peter's room with Tony] First rule of ransacking- remember where everything goes.
[Snaps pictures with phone]
Tony: You're going to make a really good father someday.
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Harley: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.
Peter: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.
America: Wasps?
Tony: Terriers?
Stephen: Tony.
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What I wanna see in the Young Avengers:
Kate: So you guys know how we have branding issues? Well, I’ve come up a slogan for all of us and matching costumes
Kamala: I’m not wearing purple and just because you and Cassie wear that color does not mean the rest of us have to.
America: I’m not screaming “Teenage Avengers Mutant humans.”
Kate: I had to be inclusive
Peter: technically since America, Kamala and I wear red and blue, the team colours should be those
Eli: And add white
Kate: Eli shush! We’re coordinating outfits
Cassie: I do not look good in red and blue, purple is my color
Kate: Yeah
Kamala: I recruited all of you so I should get the leading vote in this
Peter: I was a superhero in new york before all of you guys showed up
America: Yeah yeah, well I can open up jumppoints to other universes and I can ask the other young avengers what they think
Kate: That…That’s a great idea!
Cassie: I’m in
Peter and Kamala: Me too!
Meanwhile…
Carol: It’s too quiet
Clint: Finally, some peace and quiet
Sam: Where are the kids?
Clint: Last I saw Kate, she was asking Cassie about team colours
Carol: Oh yeah, Kamala mentioned it to me last week, I’m sure the kids are fine
Dr Strange opening up a portal: They’ve just travelled to other universe, the tracker I put in America’s jacket says they’re on Earth 1999
Carol: Damnit! I’ll tell Valkyrie that our dinner plans are cancelled
Yelena kicking the door in: Kate Bishop did what‽!
Sam: Aren’t you supposed to be on a mission?
Yelena: And?
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We have a situation.
@drstrangeofficial is claiming that Miss America Chavez is not his daughter.
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