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Fun headcanon to distract yourself with:
Imagine the sister warriors being made to walk through a metal detector.
Imagine everyone taking out more knives than possible from various hiding places. Camila pulling tranq dart from her cleavage, Beatrice taking out eight throwing knives from her right pocket alone, and Ava laughing nervously on the side, hoping the Halo wouldn’t beep.
And then there’s Lilith, who ignored everyone and everything and just walked through the metal detector door, setting off the alarms on purpose cuz “only nerds follow rules.”
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Merch? MERCH!
Okay, so as you know, my silly idea of getting custom-order keychains snowballed a little, and now I'm actually going to sell them to interested buyers.
I have opened a new Ko-fi shop for PRE-ORDERS and it will take at least A MONTH AFTER PRE-ORDER CLOSED before anything's ready to be shipped. So the current timeline is that it's likely for me to start shipping your orders in June or early July. Please beware of the longer manufacturing time since it is the nature of pre-order items.
Pre-order will run from April 22 to May 1, depending on how things go. So if anyone's interested in getting their hands on some Warrior Nun inspired merch, please go check out the linked shop below:
As per usual, feel free to dm me if you have any questions, and please know that this is my first time ever making, listing, and shipping merch, so please bear with me as I figure things out.
Thank you for all of your support. I really appreciate you guys.
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Nicole has opened up a merch store for Warrior Nun so if you want cute stuff and if you want to support this chaotic clown’s hobby, check out her store.
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And in retaliation, Ava got the raccoon and named it Lilith
What if Beatrice got a golden retriever after Ava went through the portal? And in her emotionally vulnerable state, Beatrice named the dog Ava?
And now what if Ava came back two weeks later to Beatrice snuggling in bed with, well, Ava?
Also what if Lilith called the dog “Ava” and the Warrior Nun “unspayed Ava ”?
(They let the dog keep the name cuz Beatrice called human Ava darling anyways.)
(The really funny part would be that dog Ava and human Ava always look at each other in panic every time Beatrice yelled “AVA!” cuz they could never be sure which one of them pissed Beatrice off.) (like a “🫵 👀 ?” moment)
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This is so cute and Ngl, reminds me a bit of the uncharted series. Ava would def be Nathan Drake and Beatrice would be Elena Fisher for sure
Okay I’m bored and I’m in the mood to write a quick little 1k Avatrice one-shot, anyone got any prompts that might tickle my brain?
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I wrote a thing, it’s about Ava Silva as a tiny bat who needs to be carried around in Beatrice’s jacket. Please read it, thank you.
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about Morticia Addams
she is the perfect Addams
dark, gloomy, in love with all of the darker things in life.
she raises man eating plants and cuts the heads off of her dolls.
but she married into the family, she was originally a Frump.
she didn’t change who she was to become an Addams, she didn’t leave her family behind because they didn’t understand her or her love.
she wasn’t the black sheep of the family, no, the Frumps are strange and unusual too.
the Frumps are witches, the Frumps are dark and kooky.
the Frumps adore the Addamses and the Addamses adore the Frumps. Gomez and Morticia fit together like they were always meant to be. like the two families were always meant to be one.
this is though is the exact opposite for Enid and Wednesday.
Enid is a Sinclair.
the Sinclairs do not fit in with the Addamses or Frumps. they are hateful, they are cruel, they are biased, they are stuck in their ways.
Esther is bossy and mean, Murray is quiet and submissive.
these things do not fit in the Addams family. (not for the lack of trying, because the Addams truly tried to make peace for Enid’s sake. they eventually realized that the girl was much happier far away from the family that she was born into. they made sure to shower her with love. they made sure to show Enid that she would always have a supporting family in them)
Enid isn’t the black sheep of the sinclair family but instead the pink one.
Enid’s family never appreciated her because of her incapability to turn into a monster. Enid paints her claws vibrant colors, she straightens and dyes her hair, she adores k-pop.
she dances like nobody is watching, she sings her heart out, she cries over silly youtube videos and the one commercial about the deaf boy feeling the vibration of a waterfall.
Enid Sinclair is full of personality, full of feeling and love, she was never understood by her family. always seen as too loud, too sensitive, not a good enough werewolf.
Enid’s family threatened to send her to a conversion camp because she is so different from them.
she’s different from the Addamses too. she doesn’t find enjoyment in all of the things the Addamses do, she doesn’t wear black or want to dye her hair.
they don’t understand her emotions, they don’t understand her love for color.
but, god, do they absolutely love her.
she is the pink sheep of the Addams family too. they adore her, exactly the way that she is.
she is weird to them. she is strange and kooky.
they cannot get enough.
weird, strange, kooky, it is everything that makes an Addams.
they see her for her pastel clothing, her bright eyes, her loud dancing and strange idioms, they are changed by her for the better.
they take her light and let it bathe them, like dragons to the sun.
Enid is a breath of fresh air in their dusty home, there was nothing wrong with the dust but the fresh air is so nice to have.
they are all just as strange as Enid herself is, it is in different ways but they all love and respect that.
Enid is not a Frump, and she isn’t yet an official Addams, but she fits perfectly.
she has a family in them. she always will.
and one day, when she officially takes the name, it feels like she was never anything else.
Wednesday kisses her wrist and and calls her “miss Addams”, Enid swoons. Enid will never get tired of hearing that, especially from the lips of the woman she loves and the family that took her in so easily.
she’s where she was always meant to be.
the Addamses have a pastel werewolf, a piece of the puzzle that they didn’t know was missing, the piece that brings the whole masterpiece together.
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Island Parents™ live in my head rent-free 24/7
Shoutout to this textpost that I read months ago and haven't stopped thinking about since:
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Ava rescued a falcon and named it Lilith just to spite, well, Lilith.
It’d been three days, and the OCS had taken to calling the bird “Lilith” and the woman “human Lilith.”
Human Lilith was, as expected, mad as hell.
(What’s worse was that while Camila still called human Lilith “Lily,” the nun referred to the bird as “baby cutie pie.”)
(Human Lilith was, as expected, jealous as hell.)
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Why does Naughty Dog insist on making Ellie's life a living nightmare? She never knew her parents, grew up during the apocalypse, never had a real childhood, her best friend and love interest was bitten, she was nearly raped, killed, and eaten by a cannibalistic p*dophile, her father figure was brutally murdered in front of her, a lot of her friends died, she lost her girlfriend and her surrogate son, and she lost two fingers and her ability to play the guitar—the only thing that connected her to Joel palpably. All of this before she's even turned 23.
Ellie deserved to be happy.
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This scene reminded me of how my mom told me she knew I was gay. I didn’t even want to tell her or my dad but she just outright told me that she knew and that she was okay with it
It's just so amazing to me how Joel wouldn't even ask Ellie about her sexuality in the first place when he had a chance. He was just like, "Dina… is she your girlfriend?" completely accepting Ellie as she was without even questioning it.
I loved Ellie's look on her face when he said it. The look she gave herself when she heard him calling Dina her -girlfriend- fully realizing that Joel knew as well.
Finally, fully understanding that not telling him (and being ashamed) about her sexuality was a mistake because he couldn't be more casual about it. As if it wasn't a big deal to him. It was a big deal to her; it wasn't to him. Ellie was taken aback by his reaction, and I could swear that a huge boulder had fallen from her shoulders as she heard him say it that night.
Ellie was so shy to talk to the only person she has ever loved so much about liking girls. I will never get over how happy I was that Joel showed her how she was worth loving no matter what.
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Camp Jupiter: We have the son of Jupiter himself, the Praetor of the Fifth Legion and the might of Rome herself!
Camp Half Blood: We have a bunch of feral teenagers with ADHD including the son of Poseidon, the son of Hades and the daughter of Athena.
Camp Jupiter: Our legions far surpass your measly demigod numbers
Camp Half Blood: And we have Clarisse, what’s your point?
Camp Jupiter: We—
Camp Half Blood: Yeah yeah, can we fight now? some of us are getting bored.
If Camp Half-Blood and Camp Jupiter were to fight CHB would win. This is based solely on the fact that they actually know how to think outside the box.
They’re also crazy.
#pjoverse#pjo headcanon#pjo#pjo hoo toa#pjo fandom#pjo series#percy pjo#annabeth chase#camp half blood#camp jupiter#jason grace#clarisse la rue#nico di angelo#percy jackson
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Nat: Yelena cut her hair
Clint: (holding up his constantly vibrating phone) I know
Nat: How's Bishop taking it?
Clint: (sighs and reads from his phone in a monotonous voice) She cut her hair, Clint she just cut her hair. She didn't even say anything, she just did it. Oh my god. She is so hot. She's hotter now. Almost too hot. How did I manage to convince her to date me? She is way too good looking, it should be a crime. Is it a crime?
Nat: Oh so-
Clint: (continuing) She's already got the perfect style figured out too. I'm dizzy, can you get dizzy from this? Because I am. Oh my god, I can't look at her without blushing.
Clint: (flashing the screen) Then she sent a bunch of gifs of people screaming
Nat: (nods, holding up her phone) Yelena texted me
Clint: What did she say?
Nat: (reading from the phone) My new hair has made Kate Bishop go brain stupid. It is very funny, you should come see her.
They share a look before shrugging and getting off the couch
Clint: It's been a slow day anyway
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You guys have no idea how obsessed I am with this fic. I’ve always loved red K Kara and this is the best fic that’s been written about it. So please, everyone, read it.
But read the warnings and tags first.
#supergirl#kara danvers#lena luthor#supercorp#red k kara#kara x lena#alex danvers#winn schott#james olsen#red kryptonite
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She is not! Kate Bishop had a full blown gay panic and nearly blew herself up with a trick arrow when she saw Yelena
We need to know if Kate Bishop is okay
#yelena belova#florence pugh#kate bishop#bishova#hawkeye#black widow#white widow#thunderbolts#kate x yelena#hailee steinfeld
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