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mylifeingotham · 2 months

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batcavescolony · 1 year

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With the rise in panels of Tim going all unhinged 'I could kill someone' here's this

#comics #dc comics #robin #tim drake #batman #bruce wayne #red robin #dick grayson #jason todd #nightwing #red hood #incorect batfam #batfam #like that boy is only healed back by `batman would be disappointed` and `wait i dont want to be like by evil future version`#how can you say tim is boring or bland hes such a little hypocrite (affectionately) like hes yelling at damian about killing people then #the next hes going off to kill people. like robin doesn't kill he says as he wanted to/just about killed so many people as Robin #what a little freak #meme

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arabian-batboy · 1 year

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She’s living my dream right in front of my eyes.

#I want to pat his head so bad #cute continuation but I’m very disappointed that they didn’t have them bond over their childhoods #because otherwise what’s the point of having Damian be in it? You could have replaced with anyone & it wouldn’t change a thing #not that I didn’t like the story #but I just felt that it was a missed opportunity #Damian Wayne #Cassandra Cain

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skylersprompts · 6 months

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DC x DP Prompt *10*

It had been a relative uneventful day in Gotham, the new Week just started and most of the big rouges were still in Arkham after the last big breakout. And even tho the nightly patrol wasn't done, Batman send most of his charges that were still somewhat injured home. He, Orphan and Robin would be able to handle the rest.

They had stopped some muggings and one break-in by the time patrol officially ended. His children made their way back to the manor on their bikes, while the Bat made one last round through the docks.

He had a feeling of foreboding, not necessarily a bad feeling, but he was cautious. Even if Cassandra and Damian weren't hurt that badly, he still wanted them home. He wasn't entirely sure why, but he didn't had much time to think it over.

A swirling green Portal opened in front of him and a figure started to emerge from it. Bruce got into a fighting stance, his eyes trained on the unknown.

The Portal vanished after a young man, almost still a boy, stepped out of it. He had white hair that seemed to sway as if he was under water. Green freckles glowed in the dark, just a little muted in contrast to the vibrant green eyes. The boy - because the longer Bruce looked, the younger the being seemed - floated a few inches in the air. In his hands he held what looked like a type of thermos.

"You are Batman, right?", his voice seemed to echo a bit, even in this open space. Bruce just gave a little nod, still in his fighting stance. Just because the other seemed young, didn't mean he wasn't dangerous.

"Good, good... ahem... So my name is Danny or Phantom or Danny Phantom and I know this might come a bit suddenly, but a friend of mine - well more like my mentor - said that I was on the way for the best possible timeline and I think he really needs someone like you - you know with all those contingency plans - and a different dimension than ours and he is already 3 years in the thermos, well minus the bit he was out for a moment where Clockwork sat his Bodytime a bit back, so that he can have a childhood again, but that was like five minutes max. so that doesn't really count, because ha was also in timeout, so for him it was more like a few seconds, but ahem, what I wanted to ask you Mr. Batman, sir... Would you take my evil self from a different timeline, so that he can have a better childhood and maybe be not evil anymore?", Danny rambled and Batman really wished in this moment to have any of his children here, just to make sure that he did indeed hear correctly.

Even if everything had came out in one breath, the things he could piece together didn't paint the best picture. But it seemed like his brooding had taken to long, because the child folded into himself and started do fidget.

"I understand that you don't want to, you don't know me or Dan or anything about us, but you seemed to be the one most capable of handling him and I looked through so many dimension in the hope to find a good place for him... I can understand why he is like he is, but I will never be able to talk sense into him. His actions are unforgivable, but his timeline doesn't exist anymore, the things he done never happened and he is alone in a dimension that would just remind him of everything that happened if he would life with us... But I can totally just look into some more dimension if you don't want to! It's not your problem and I shouldn't have bothered, sorry!" Phantom started to raise his hand and a green line became visible where his finger cut through the air. If Bruce didn't do anything the being would go with a child that needed his help.

"I want a list with all his abilitis, his weaknesses, his potential triggers, dietary needs, allergies, a way to contact you, your mentor and a third trusted person in case of an emergency and a weekly check in system from your side", Bruce knew his kids would make fun of him when he brought another child home, but someone said he was the best possible guardian for this boy, so he would take him. And if he felt pleased about Danny's surprised and relieved face, than no one needed to know.

"Of course! I think Clockwork gave me a folder with everything!", the boy exclaimed, before he led the riff he started to open close, just to open another one. He seemed to rummage in the small Portal, until he showed him a folder full of papers. This would take a while to go through, but at least the boy was prepared.

#skylers prompts #dcxdp #dcxdp prompt #dpxdc #Dan Phantom #Dan gets adopted by Batman #his kids doesn't know this yet #Damian just lokked away for five minutes and Bruce brings a new sibling to the manor #he will be so disappointed in his father #Danny is a rambling mess #but Bruce learned Teenager a while ago #he thinks he understands most of it #he doesn't #Dan gets deaged #Dan gets a second chance #I have so many WIPs but so little time qwq #Dan as soon as he is out of the thermos: I got adopted by a fucking Billionaire?!#He thinks it is a sick joke #Clockwork is probably laughing at his expand

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batbabydamian · 6 days

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DC July 2024 Solicitations - Comics Featuring Damian! 🦇

BATMAN AND ROBIN #11

7/10/24

Written by Joshua Williamson

Art by Juan Ferreyra

Cover by Simone Di Meo

Variant Covers: Juan Ferreyra, Travis Mercer, Christian Ward (1:25)

Bruce and Damian plan the perfect father and son getaway…to DINOSAUR ISLAND?! When the dynamic duo uncovers a deadly family secret, their investigation takes them on a fun-filled adventure to rescue one of Batman’s greatest enemies!

THE BOY WONDER #3 of 5

7/3/24

Written by Juni Ba

Art and Cover by Juni Ba

Variant Cover: Khary Randolph

The cunning Tim Drake has always been the smartest of Batman’s sons…and the most comfortable matching wits with the most sinister geniuses on Earth. Damian Wayne doesn’t like feeling outsmarted—to him, no smugly-written insult could ever be sharper than his sword—so when he’s forced to infiltrate a super-villain gala alongside the sneaky Red Robin, the biggest danger the two of them face might not be Lex Luthor but Damian’s own temper!

*John Timms Variant Cover appearance(?) + potential cameo

ABSOLUTE POWER #1

7/3/24

Written by Mark Waid

Art and Cover by Dan Mora

DC’s epic summer event kicks off with a bang, as the combined might of FAILSAFE and the BRAINIAC QUEEN has at last given Amanda Waller the ability to steal the metahuman abilities of every hero and villain on planet Earth. As chaos erupts in the streets and a massive misinformation campaign sways public opinion to her side, the founder of the Suicide Squad methodically targets each superhero dynasty one at a time, starting with SUPERMAN. But even in this darkest of hours, a resistance is forming…and BATMAN is out for vengeance. It’s a shocking blitzkrieg across the globe that is decades in the making—and will shape the course of the DC Universe for years to come! Brought to you by the superstar talents of MARK WAID and DAN MORA—it all starts here!

*John Timms Variant Cover appearance(?)

ABSOLUTE POWER: TASK FORCE VII #1

7/10/24

Written by Leah William

Art by Caitlin Yarsky

SUPER NO MORE! With the assault on Metropolis’s heroes complete, Amanda Waller’s latest living weapon, the Last Son, sets his sights on the other most powerful supers in the DCU…the Marvel Family! Will their combined powers be enough to survive this terrifying threat? In this biweekly series we'll see the ABSOLUTE POWER event through the eyes of evil—as told from the point of view of the TRINITY OF EVIL!

*Rian Gonzales Variant Cover appearance

NIGHTWING #116

7/17/24

Written by Tom Taylor

Art and cover by Bruno Redondo

Everything Dick Grayson has built is crumbling around him. His life is spiraling out of control and Heartless is at the center of all of it. Now Nightwing must leave his city. Can he take back the power he’s lost? Or will Blϋdhaven and its citizens be lost to Heartless forever?

#damian wayne #baby bat sighting #was gonna add Absolute Power: Ground Zero jic but i figured i'll just edit these once they release and there's an actual Damian cameo #like the main connecting variant cover with Damian(?) is obviously focusing on the Marvel fam #also LOL Timms having another robin switcheroo situation??#it's like he drew Damian and he found out it was supposed to be Tim and just. colored it like Tim's suit 😭#Juan Ferreyra is the new artist for the upcoming B&R arc!#i feel bad for Simone but the schedule really didn't seem feasible with how intensive his process was on top of doing other title covers 😭#i really thought Cizmesija was going to take over with how many wips he drops on insta so i'm a lil disappointed he won't stay :')#but Damian back on dino island since RSOB huh...#Williamson mentioned he figured out how to write Maya into the run so this might be the arc...? idk how to feel asdfg

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prettylittleheartfilia · 1 year

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someone please get damian out of his parents’ grasp.

I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING OFF ABOUT HER

now im worried about yor

but also not because loid said he’d keep an eye on her so if melinda tries to harm her then maybe twiyor scene??? *hint hint* *wink wink*

(yes, normally yor would be perfectly capable of protecting herself, but she’s not the greatest at reading cues so she might not even realize she’s in danger with melinda until it’s too late)

but i’m mostly worried about damian SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE THIS BOY A HUG

now that anya is aware that melinda is not a good mama i wonder what she’s going to do about yor and melinda’s friendship. and, also, what she’s going to do to try and help damian.

he deserves the best parents and the best environment to grow up in. every kid does. so it makes me really sad that neither of his parents care about him. i’m glad he lives in the dorms where he at least has his friends, mr. henderson and mr. green

#spy x family #spy x family spoilers #spy x family manga #yor forger #anya forger #damian desmond #melinda desmond #random rambles #on another note #very happy to see loid sprinted back home to help anya #still need to see him cry though #hopefully that’ll happen next chapter with their reunion #wait now i’m scared bc what if next chapter they just jump back to the stella ceremony and we don’t see them reuniting at all #i’d be so disappointed #i’m dealing with a lot of emotions right now

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rougerave · 7 months

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"Bruce Wayne can't cook to save his life." That's a load of bullshit. Listen Bruce can cook, he just doesn't have the time for it, and the fact that he hardly passes as functional human being.

You can't tell me that in all his traveling he hasn't picked up something. If he can remember miniature details for a case that was three years ago, he can remember recipes.

Listen other than Alfred, Martha Wayne was the only person who knew how to cook. Martha wasn't going to let her son become like his father it that department. She and Alfred taught Bruce everything from the correct utensils to how to properly spice meat, "BBQ spice is not for chicken Master Bruce, have some class."

That was one thing Alfred and Bruce still kept doing after his parents died, and because of this he becomes an amazing cook.

When he meant Taila, trust and believe that she went Gordon Ramsey on his ass when she taught him how to cook the meals of her homeland (that's when he fell in love with her. I refuse to believe anything else on this matter), and obviously as he traveled he gained more knowledge on different dishes. Most from his masters and some from random old ladies that he came across.

The problem comes when he desides to take over the company and become the cities regular furry problem. He just doesn't have time and this leads to his kids never finding out. They grow up knowing that Alfred cooks. They also don't know that on rare occasion that Bruce is free he would sneek into their apartments and make food that can be frozen and reheated, because just like him, his kids can hardly pass as functional.

And that's how Jason found him, one random Tuesday. There his father was, floating around in a black AC/DC t-shirt, gray slacks, sparkly pink crocs(Dick), Jason's apron (because Jason is the only kid that knows how to cook) and the Rolling Stones playing form a speaker that was definitely Tim's. Bruce only glances at him before speaking, "Go change, wash your hands, then come cut the carrots." then goes to drain the pasta, and because Jason is to stunned to speak he goes without a word.

Jason doesn't bring it up, so Bruce won't bring it up.

One thing he does do every night is make Damian, Duke, Tim and Steph's school lunch. He strongly objects to the idea of his babies eating Gotham Academy/University powder egg shit. No sir.

That's how the family found out. That was funny.

"I once saw you put salt and vinegar Lay's in bread."

"Not my finest moment."

They tell Dick. He laughs in their face until he sees his dad in his kitchen cutting onions without flinching or wiping his eyes.

"You have no soul."

"Yes I don't. Wash your hand and cut that baby marrow."

"But I don't like baby marrow." he complained as he washed his hands.

"I have no soul, right?"

Dick sticks out his tongue, he get whacked by a wooden spoon.

#Bruce the chef #Batfamily shenanigans #Damian tears up #Jason and Bruce cook together as therapy #Bruce Wayne #Alfred Pennyworth #Jason Todd #Dick Grayson #Batfam #Batkids #Someone make a AU out of this please #Get threatened by their father who is holding a wooden spoon is scarier than his disappointed voice #Martha Wayne would be proud #Cass found out when he helped her with a case in Hong Kong.#She is very much in love with his food and trust and believe she would brag about it at any point.#Thalia sends recipes to Bruce so he can make them for Damian and Jason

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420jimmyuso · 2 months

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who missed me ?? also SO FUCKING PISSED DOM ISNT GONNA BE IN ELIMINATION CHAMBER . LIKE NO MIZ NO DOM? SHLD WE ALL JUST KILL OURSELVES????? .. if finndamian don’t retain on saturday i think we shld all blow our brains out im so srs

#wwe #wwe raw #dominik mysterio #the miz #elimination chamber #the judgment day #finn balor #damian priest #monday night raw #wrestling #also im back #who missed me #say hi #or something #or ill kill myself #and i mean it #raise your hand if youve ever been a victim of disappointment #its so srs for me #my bad

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whalehouse1 · 1 year

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Me: -not the biggest Tim Drake fan whatsoever-

Me: -sees Tim Drake hate-

Me: Don’t need that in my life. -blocks-

#tim drake #Red Robin #listen I don’t care for him that much #but he doesn’t deserve the hate and I get why his fans were excited/are disappointed in his new solo #and as much as I dislike Fitzmartin’s writing #there are plenty of ppl who enjoy it and they should be allowed to enjoy the brief period they had #with it without anti-Tim ppl just insulting everything #and by the way this also applies to Damian #except I usually laugh reading his stuff so I can’t say he’s an apathetic character for me

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covertblizzard · 1 month

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the number of mixed characters in dc and i've seen none of them express struggles of being mixed race like dats soooooo boring ngl

#mypost #dc thoughts #this applies to so many people i'm not tagging them all #kyle connor dick cass damian rose irey jai lian #if there actually is please tell me #i suspect (or at least hope) connor's run might have but i'm not there yet #and if not i will be severely SEVERELY disappointed #listen he's a buddhist monk do you know how high my expecations are #and how badly they're probably going to be crushed

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mylifeingotham · 3 months

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exghul · 1 year

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❝ —— I PROMISE. ❞

#ok so one bad day was good #like unexpectedly good #i went in looking for disappointment #other than dc not doing research on their own timeline #it was good #so enjoy these delightful wholesome panels of dami watching his dad fucking die #⊰ ℜ ⊱ ┊ always starting fires; putting them out too late. ┊ DAMIAN WAYNE: VISUALS.#EDI.

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applegreenrunnerbean · 1 year

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Babylon (2022) is really a film that asks 'what if singing in the rain was a grotesque, unwatchable mess that is three (3) hours long' and the answer is 'that would be terrible actually'

#babylon #this is a joke it does have some redeeming qualities #but god it was a hard watch #damian you fucked it with this one chief #and it has good ideas! and good intentions!#it was so nearly a good film!#im not mad im just disappointed #films

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mangoisms · 10 months

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just saw some horrible takes on talia and damian. i need a minute

#imagine taking anything morrison wrote/has written serious. defending it even #can’t even understand ppl who do the same with new52 or rebirth #like you know that’s. that’s all bad. right #at least for new52 anyway #like use your brain. read stuff from before then and you will be set free. i prommy #it’s just INSANE to me pre-flashpoint canon is god to me at this point because everything after is just so disappointing #but i guess if you go in that way…. idk #talia sweetie i’m so sorry…. get behind me. damian too

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begaycommittreason · 2 months

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officer: are these your children sir?

damian, forcefully raided a petco to liberate the animals: hello father

jason, released said animals on unsuspecting tourists for fun: sup old man

bruce: …nope

officer: oh, then them?

steph duke and cass, covered in equal parts confetti, dirt, and blood, waving:

bruce: oh no, im not touching that one with a ten foot pole

officer: …so it has to be one of them?

alfred, got into an altercation with someone at home goods over the last crockpot: i have no regrets master bruce

tim, hacked the cia to put himself higher than jason on their wanted list and accidentally implicated himself in an unrelated crime: i’m more disappointed in myself, really

bruce: …i’ve never met these people before

assorted incarcerated batkids: *various outraged clamor*

officer: then who are you here to collect?

bruce, pointing to a different cell, sighing: that one’s mine

clark, was pulled over for following all the gotham road laws (incredibly suspicious behavior): hi bruce!!!

#dick bailed them out later #after taking pictures of them behind bars #batfamily #batfam #batman #bruce wayne #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #duke thomas #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #clark kent #alfred pennyworth

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grendels · 4 months

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i know i’m biased but i would love to get a spoiler & robin or steph & damian comic anything… i think that their dynamic was really interesting in past comics and can be explored in so much more depth like. steph not needing approval from anyone and forging her own path is exactly the person that damian needs i think she’d be a great big sister figure

#i just need more steph comics and more damian growth #i’m so tired of all the guest appearances too and just need another batgirl or even a spoiler comic im begging #also i find myself disappointed with damian’s writing most of the time so i think this is a good avenue to explore w his character #oh god pls ignore me

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