Me: Man, why do my hips hurt. Why does everything below my waist hurt. This is dumb.

Phone: You walked nine miles at work the other night! :D

Me:

Phone: You’ve walked over 10,000 steps every day for six days!

Me:

Me: Ok I understand now

Yooooo, I finally beat Sonic Adventure 2, I am absolutely elated

I'm not so sure if I had a say in this since I'm not a good film critic nor do I have enough knowledge on the whole Inspector Gadget franchise, but in my opinion, I think that Inspector Gadget 2015 could have been a bit better if the writers improve the Sitcom aspect of the show's comedy. It looks like it could have so much potential. Plus I love me some good ol' Sitcom. What do you guys think, though? I'd love the insight.

My ass looking at the watcher channel completely destroy their fan base by putting their content behind a paywall.

im watching a speedrun of some dumb "backrooms" game and this tutorial tip it gives you is killing me

The first part of the Mario Bros movie trailer with no context

FUCK YOU YOUTUBE IM GONNA SHIP THESE FISH TILL I DIE

Okay I'm going to be honest for two seconds. I miss Akutagawa

is this hashtag cringe… idk

i know joel dgaf what he says in front of ellie in the games BUT joel in his dad habitat w a toddler.. yeah hes doubling checking what he says b4 he says it

ANYWAY she definitely learnt how to curse from tommy and shes never stopped since

Some things I love about DJ’s sound design and animations in Help Wanted 2:

Every time he makes a bigger movement that requires shifting of its weight you can HEAR IT- It creaks and you can hear hydraulics inside of him WHICH BTW IS SO COOL IN SO MANY WAYS BC (tangent): it makes sense as to why he needs hydraulics being so huge and heavy, but also because the way real spiders extend their legs is like a natural form of hydraulics!! They pump their hemolymph(basically bug blood) into their legs which then allow those legs to be filled with more pressure that causes them to extend! This is why a dead or near-death spider’s legs go into the curled position (the death curl) :(

The sTOMPS I always loved the stomps even in base sb but there is just something so cool about hearing them around you as he is so close!!! It all just adds to the feeling of his weight and size 😫

HIS GROWLING?? AND MORE ANIMAL-LIKE SOUNDS??? In the past we would hear a little bit of it when he was sleeping in SB, but now we hear more examples of it and just like- closer and more noticeably 😳 it’s almost like you can hear it breathing at times and it is so cool and uncanny in the best ways :D

Ok the SNAP?!? The way he snaps his fingers and the sound reverberates all around you?!? And the way the light ring of the outside of his tunnel turns on at the same time??? I don’t really think that DJ is actually producing the snap sound from the snap alone, as with the synthetic materials its gloves are made of probably can’t produce that crisp of a sound, BUT THAT JUST MEANS THAT HE MAKES THE SOUND HIMSELF WITH ITS SPEAKERS OR SOMETHING AND SO HE’S DOING IT 100% FOR STYLE POINTS AND I LOVE THAT FOR HIM

The sound of its teeth clanking together to the beat of the music, that’s just a neat feature I like very much

Ok movements now, THE WAY HE SWAYS HIS HIPS(?) TO THE MUSIC!?! especially when it is doing that little happy dance of his or pointing at the player when it’s their turn to play. I LOVE THAT LITTLE DANCE IT’S SO CUTE

Ok the way he leans in reaaal close before settling back? He’s probably just doing it as it shifts its balance to lean back, but like, I wanna believe he’s also sorta doing it on purpose a little 🤭

Speaking of which, the movements for him going from leaning towards you to shifting his weight back and getting into that badass cross-armed pose?!!? Love it 😭 I love it sm- once again, the recoil and the followthrough of his movements just emphasize its size and weight so well I am just obsessed

OH AND HIS LITTLE FINGER TAPS WITH HIS MIDDLE RIGHT ARM THAT’S ON THE FLOOR?!? It’s a smaller detail but I am so glad they included it because it’s just so neat!?! I don’t know how to explain why I like it but it is so neat and adds to his vibe so well

OK I JUST NOTICED THIS BUT WHEN IT IS DOING THAT LITTLE DANCE AND POINTING AT YOU WHEN YOU GOT EVERYTHING RIGHT: he like, Bops his head a little and with each head bop his headphones bounce a little as well!! Idk why that is just such a neat little detail to me!

Ok this one I probably should have mentioned sooner since it’s one of the first things it does but the way it climbs out of the tunnel and grabs the sides like that with his middle set of arms? 😫😫✨ Idk what to tell y’all but that is the most attractive shit I’ve seen!!! Y’all need to step up your game if you wanna be like him XD /j

His head tilts. Need I say more? They’re adorable.

THE JUMPSCARE??!?? Dude I know it’s probably meant to look like he’s coming in to bite/eat you or something??? But to me and my DJ-Simp corrupted brain it just looks like we’re boutta make out 😁😁😁

OK THAT’S ALL I GOT FOR RIGHT NOW, but I might possibly add to this later???? If I notice anything else that stands out to me.

I’ve made an important discovery

My baby loftwing likes Zelda ambience videos

I'm sorry that I'm not great at wording.. At all.

But i think people's need to make their cobs be more of a pathetic loser that he is, Someone that truly got kicked out from his parents basement and never spoke to them anymore. Just a selfish bitch who wanted nothing more than power. Don't get me wrong,i love it when fanfics depicts this guy as the big bad scary villain. But also. man.

This guy really didn't gave out the threatening villain style at all. You may say that he's just acting nice and all dumb like that but are actually just an evil sadistic creature. But to me, he's just a super petty old man that probably would say 'no one wanted to work anymore these days!!' While paying his worker 1 dollar every month

His core character to me was just a CCO who has grown so large that his humanity has completely wiped out, now only caring about the company while his only priority is to be the new viral things, take control of his customer, and take those sweet bags of money. Not to actually make a big super thoughtful effort..

especially on catching an old brand product of his

It didn't made him any less of a bad person ofc. In fact,it made him kindaa. More evil..?? humans?? Selfish bastard??? (realism? Idk how to word it mannn. The point is)

He sees all of the mephones more as an exciting brand new products to the customer and are also pretty straight forward about it to them. Giving them a false hope and pride of them being the product of a popular brand that are better,more superior and be the lasts kind of me phone that cobs needs to produce. Making them the guilable things that cobs need them for

They are not people on cobs eyes,just a replaceable products

Also,is it just me or cobs on s2e8 way of talking about me phones felt like he massproducting the mephones,like. The real robots maybe as a protective bodyguard but also made them easily get broken just so the customer could buy more of em?

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: The narration in Representation states that “the King, the Queen and the Lord of War” desperately wanted the Good Princess to bear a child, but makes a point to exclude her own wants from the equation. The implication is that Amelie never wanted a child, most likely because she herself was already suffering abuse from Colt and didn’t want to inflict it on another person. Yet Emilie and Gabriel went behind her back anyways, convinced that they could “fix” her shitty marriage for her by giving Colt a doll to play with — not stopping for a second to consider the consequences of their actions. What makes this even more uncomfortable is the use of the pillows to represent baby bumps, implying that the Senticousins were created not as babies, but as fœtus directly into their mothers’ wombs. Meaning Amelie was effectively used by both her parents and her husband as a brood mare (which is fucked up and a pretty ballsy thing to show in a kids’ show), but also that she would likely have had no way of suspecting her child was any different from the others until he figured it out for himself and told her — this would explain why she had trouble believing Gabriel, the only other adult in their remaining family, was evil from the get-go. Most importantly, Amelie was the only person in this whole sect of insane people who never wanted a child, and she was ripped of her bodily autonomy the same way Sentibeings are, and yet. She doesn’t resent Felix at all. In fact, she is consistently seen standing up for him, protecting him, and following his lead even when he comes up with completely batshit crazy plans, because she loves him. She loves him! She loves her son and turned out to be the only decent parent in this entire cult, and I love her, does she know I love her? Someone tell her I love her please —

To everyone I've ever emailed past 5pm: I do not expect or want you to reply before tomorrow I just have to do the thing at the precise moment my brain lets me or it won't get done ever

look at this fucking Thing

HOW DID THIS MF MANAGED TO GET WITH THE LITERAL RULER OF GLUTTONY MAN-

AND I THOUGHT THAT FIZZ AND ASMODEUS’S RELATIONSHIP WAS A BIT OF A SURPRISE 😭