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ahfrickenfrick · 15 days

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bruce would be the kind of dad to make fun of his kids for watching something, then stand there and watch it with like a stupid handful of cashews

and suddenly he’s telling dick his favorite characters, he’s having duke quiz him on names, & stephanie had to pull up the character quizzes again because bruce was adamant that he knew which of his kids are what character

they all come back to the manor after a week in blud and find him wrapped up in a blanket watching the new episode without them

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phoenixcatch7 · 7 months

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Like I know it's self indulgence but it'd be so funny to see a full kardashian style Brucie Wayne, spoilt playboy prince of Gotham, local sunshine idiot on the front page every other week for darwinian levels of idiocy or billionaire levels of donations.

But he gets kidnapped or something and there's illusions or mind magics that make him think he's in the bat suit and then he gets dumped in the middle of a live world broadcast arena to fight some goons.

Like he doesn't think anything of it, batman's been kidnapped and forced into gladitorial arenas for sport many times before, maybe he always carries concealed weapons so he's still got like grapples and batarangs and stuff, but he's just going full doomslayer on these guys. No cowl. No suit. Just an open silk shirt and a pair of slacks. In full view of the world.

Tell you what, what about the whole justice league. Just a group of the motleyest people you've ever met. There's about as many famous people as there are absolute nobodies.

Several billionaires defer to the guy who writes articles on outdated lead in buildings and socio economic corruption. There's a renowned museum curator flying and uppercutting aliens so hard they get tossed across the room. There's a guy who spoke in science conferences about meta containment procedures running up the wall and delivering a roundhouse kick to three enemies at once. Bruce Wayne and Oliver Queen. Of all people. Two world famous idiot ceo celebrities. And they're back to back whaling on armoured alien henchmen like a well oiled team. A ten year old podcaster shooting lightning from his fingers and no one in the group bats an eye.

Just.... Insanity.

#To be honest I don't care if there's any fallout #Maybe it happens in a dream world or smth or maybe they reverse time or wipe memories or something #I just want the juxtaposition of batman in Brucie Wayne's skin #No society mask. Jaw jutted eyes sharp he's tossing goons around like it's nothing #The fangirls would go insane. His stockholders are cowering. Everyone who knows anything about him is blue screening #It's like a fever dream but he's so full of adrenaline he's panting condensation on the cold arena like a wolf #And people are having their whole worlds collapse #Superbat celebration kiss after they defeat everyone? Why not if you want #batman #dc comics #bruce wayne #brucie wayne #justice league #It'd be like idk if Taylor swift turned out to be... Idk there isn't an equivalent #Like if Elon musk turned out to be a paramedic on the side #Or a world class neurosurgeon #This is purely self indulgent but it'd be so funny.

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bruciemilf · 1 year

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Headcanon that on Valentine's Day, little kids give Bruce handmade cards both in cowl and without. And if some of them contain their parents' numbers, oh well

#bruce being constantly confused by people liking him and having crushes on him will never not fail to make me happy #he brings them hope like v_v alfred. to my collection these go. jason and damian are jealous little bitches #and they're not mean enough to rip them bc wtf this is an adorable gift why would they? they can and WILL start a competition that everyone #inevitably wants to join #bruce wayne #batman #dc #this came from the headcanon that yara's a batman fangirl lmaooo #text

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sbd-laytall · 4 months

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This scene is awesome. The shadows being the other versions of themselves is so cool.

DC Special Series (1977) #27

#like excuse my fangirling #but I love the DC/Marvel crossovers #bruce wayne #batman #bruce banner #hulk #dc special series #dc comics #comic series #my post

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grayisblogging · 7 months

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i love riddler in the batman because he is both batman’s number one fan, and bruce wayne’s biggest hater

#i imagine he has accounts dedicated to each of them ie; fangirling over batman and hating on bruce wayne #and when his posts hating on bruce reach the wrong audience and his comments are flooded with people telling him to:#“leave the poor guy alone” “hasn’t he been through enough?” “what did he ever do to you?”#he goes on a massive blocking spree #he probably has like upwards of 5k people blocked 😭#and he rants about them on his livestreams too lmfao #the batman #the batman 2022 #batman #riddler #edward nashton #mine

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hisao-san · 2 years

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I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies

#riddlebat #the batman #the batman 2022 #the riddler #edward nashton #bruce wayne #religious themes #im so sorry Ed looks so moe i swear he looks better on my recent art #who would have thought that i would be fangirling over superheroes #my art #fan art

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wallyslinda · 2 months

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brutalia is also so good on future state: gotham too like ugh the married coupleness of the divorce couple of it all...

#talia keeps calling bruce beloved #them saving their son #they're almost READY to go to hell together to save damian #they're so protective of their son #and each other #i actually have compiled some of my favorite panels but i hold back i couldn't be insane back to back with jayrose's brainrot #brutalia #talia al ghul #bruce wayne #future state: gotham #wallyslinda fangirling

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damigatitos · 2 years

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I love the hc that Batman is a mcr fan because it means that he once heard the "Remember when you were a madman? thought you was Batman" and then he probably never stopped crying, screaming, shaking, throwing up.

#This is probably most abt Battinson #Dick Robin was FERAL about not getting mentioned too #And then Jason arrived and thought that putting the song in the batmobile was smooth #Bruce screamed the whole ass 3:26 minutes #It wasn't smooth #At all #Look #Bruce tries to keep his internal fangirl a secret since then #He's failing #Bruce Wayne #Batman #batfamily #batman headcanon #batfamily headcanons

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cosmik-homo · 1 year

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Oh I said the other day I've been breaking the barriers in my head well I think if I want to veer over from Alfred-Clark crossover friendship thoughts to Batman thoughts I'm allowed. First of all Haplo "saw my parents did at the age of 9 and swore vengeance" and his big heart and everything, very World's Finest 36, ok? but also. Batman is so much about utilizing fear to protect people and so much of batman is how do you do that right and that, special approach to people where he cares Soo much but he's also prickly tm y'know and I think Alfred "girl who is always frightened of everything but doing his best about it" Montbank... You could do some very interesting narrative with that.

#for 3$ extra you can add Alfred (Montbank) and Damian Wayne fun times. dami isnt like bane but he also is a lot like bane in some ways #oh also if you're wondering the Alfreds don't particularly like each other. professional recognition but like pennyworth does sass him #im commuting to a long day so by god im allowed to be as cringe and self indulgent as i want #also pushing your current fandoms together is Always right to do it's one of the most sacred fangirl rites of hyperfixation #just.... i think haplo would love the batfam. their relationship to the night. their concepts of what they are to people #and Alfred would be interested in Bruce's ideas on violence and pacifism. could maybe learn a bit

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fangirl-follies · 2 years

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Being a fangirl and building my own Wayne Manor. Yes, we're doing Batman. Social Media Facebook: ...

#YouTube #fangirl follies #sims 4 #batman #dc comics #dc #dc universe #bruce wayne #gotham #wayne manor #the batman #dceu #dcu #the dark knight #streaming #youtube stream

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kstarlitchaotics · 10 months

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I'm gonna flip is Jesen is Bruce

#dc #batman #bruce wayne #jesen ackles #dcu #batman fandom #dc fandome #plllllleeeeeaaasssseeee #let it be him #hes already done #animation voicing so why not #cause saw a post #on fb and they made a mark about it #and my inner fangirl is like pleeeassseee

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nerdpoe · 6 months

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Danny has a thing. If he's startled/starstruck, he'll freeze. Then he'll run. Problem is, he moves like a goddamn cryptid when he does it, so in the dark this is terrifying as fuck.

So when he meets The Bruce Wayne, who Tucker has been fangirling about and Sam has been bitching about, as he's walking out of an alley (teaching some thugs a lesson)-he freezes.

Then he scales the side of the building and bolts.

He has no idea that his movements look like that of a Talons from the Court of Owls.

Now Bruce is convinced that the Court of Owls is active again and they're kidnapping kids.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt

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bunnyathy · 4 months

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I absolutely love the concept of Clark being a Bruce wayne/Batman shipper

Like he’s so into it that he made socials dedicated to it. he’ll be fangirling with other fellow Bruceman ships about it every time he’s online.

And one of the main reasons he’s even a fan is because he has a crush on both of them.

He fell for Batman at first and when he first stumbled upon the ship he was a little negative about it because why does a ditsy himbo billionaire get to be paired with Batman but not Superman? (Superbat wasn’t as big) but when he started doing research on Bruce Wayne the more he dug up that he has been donating to charity and helping Gotham silently. And BOOM he also falls for Bruce Wayne.

Now he’s tied between the two because at one hand he’s best friends and coworkers with Batman and it seemed like he could have a chance but at the other hand Bruce Wayne has been flirting with him on every interview they do and he falls for it every time.

But that’s why he’s a Bruceman shipper. If he can’t have either or both then maybe it would be hot if both his crushes end up together. They seem cute together.

Bonus: When Clark finds out Bruce Wayne and Batman are the same he’s devastated.

Clark “I am so dead” Kent: wdym my two favorite people that I ship are actually just one person? does this mean I get a chance? No wait. They can’t be the same person they have too different personalities. DOES THIS MEAN I’VE BEEN SHIPPING SELFCEST?! IF BATMAN— BRUCE FINDS OUT HOW WILL HE EVER FORGIVE ME?!?!

Meanwhile Bruce who knew all along about everything (Clark’s identity, the shipping, the accounts): Does this mean I can marry him now that he knows?

#superbat #superman #batman #superman/batman #edit: i just realized this is the plot of ship to ship combat by pomeloquat …#guys go read the fic its so good

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deathbydibs · 2 years

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If the Waynes had a family reality show like the Kardashians, they would use the same tropes.

A crime alert went off and Jason needs to slip off unseen? Tim and Damian are instantly at each other's necks with DIck trying to separate them and Jason walks away with his hands up.

Bruce is constantly "getting lost" in his manor because he's in the Batcave and poor Brucie, he can't keep his house straight.

Dick and Cass avoid the camera like Kanye, except for when Steph comes over and makes Cass do fake drama scenes with her (they're the backup for when Tim or Damian need to go).

There's a running gag to try and catch Alfred when he's not expecting it. The viewers' favorite moment is when the crew "caught" Alfred and Alfred "accidentally" spilled hot soup all over them out of "surprise".

Whoever is off patrol for the week has to keep the cameras the most distracted, which results in Jason reciting poetry or reading classics to the cameras (the fangirls loved that one), Damian making them help volunteer at animal shelters, Dick leading them on wild goose chases around the manor playing find the Bruce, and Tim arguing ethics with Barbara.

#wayne family #batfam #keeping up with the waynes #tv show #bruce wayne #dick grayson #batman #nightwing #robin #damian wayne #tim drake #alfred pennyworth #brucie wayne

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wondersinwaynemanor · 4 months

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i JUST KNOW that jason idolizes diana and sees her as his favorite justice league member (yes, bruce already knows all too well). when he was younger and THE wonder woman saved him, he blushed too, too hard because how can you NOT blush when THE wonder woman saves you and kisses you on the forehead???

so when bruce finally tells his family that he's dating diana, jason goes to HYPER MODE??!!! jason exits the library at wayne manor formally then goes to his room and locks the door and buries his face on the pillows and SHOUTS "AAAAMMMMHSHSJDJRHMMM" which is obviously muffled by the pillows and he fangirls and gets too, too excited to see diana as his mother figure

[yes, i had to do a headcanon with wonderbat with a bit of batfamily because they're my precious]

#wonderbat #batfamily #batdad #dc universe #diana prince #wonder woman #bruce wayne #batman #jason todd #red hood #honestly SAME jason SAME #fuck yes wonderbat

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mochinek0 · 1 year

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Where is MY Boyfriend(FINAL)

Marinette: No

Damian: What?

Marinette: Damian, we've only been dating for five months.

Damian: You kicked the Joker's ass for me. You saved me!

Marinette: And if I hadn't saved you....would you still be proposing?

Silence.

Marinette: Exactly. Let's get to know each other better first

Damian: Fine, but I save you next time.

Marinette: How?

Damian shows off his katana collection. Marinette turns and looks at him

Marinette: Deal

She goes back to looking at the katanas. Damian ego boosted that she trusts him.

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BatFam find out she rejected him

Bruce: Oh thank god.

Jason & Damian: What the hell?

Dick: She's adorable!

Bruce: You just met her! At least she's smart enough to realize that!

Tim: Also, if she said yes, she likely would have been after the Wayne money.

Damian: Didn't think about that

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3 months later:

Damian proposing each month

Marinette: You have to stop proposing!

Damian: But I have your parent's blessing

Mairnette: You called my parents?

Damian: I had to get their blessing.

Marinette turns red

Marinette: 1 year

Damian: Huh?

Marinette: We've been dating for eight months. Wait four more. I want this to last, please. I don't want this to end and I'm afraid it will. I love you. I love Titus and lil Alfred. I love Jerry and Batcow. I love your art and how much you understand me.

Damian sees she's tearing up. Gets up from kneeling and hugs her. Kisses her forehead.

Damian: 1 year.

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True to his word, Damian proposed on their one year anniversary.

Marinette: Yes.

Parents learn they are finally engaged. Happy for their daughter.

Former class learns Mari is never coming back and happily engaged to someone on another continent.

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Joker's mouth is finally healed.

Breaks out of Arkham and tries to take control of an art auction.

Spots Damian Wayne. Looks around cautiously.

No Marinette in sight.

Marinette comes out of the bathroom.

'Fuck!'

Drops his weapons and laughing gas.

Joker: Nope. Nope. Nope.

Goons: Boss?

Joker: No!

Walks out to GCPD and just gets in the back seat

Officer: J-Joker?

Joker: No!

Slams door closed

Joker: Just take me back

Marinette looks to Damian confused

Marinette: Did I miss something?

Damian: Not a thing.

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