Random convo I bet happen between civilians and vigilantes
Civilian: What hair product do you use man?? My man's hair is shiiiiining
Nightwing, chuckling: I just let it dry (lying)
Civilian: Naaaah, man I see you jumping from rooftop to rooftop everyday, tell me your secrets–
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Gothamite: And who's gonna pay for this scratch on my car?!!!
Robin (Tim), trying damn hard to stay stealth: Don't you have insurance?
Gothamite, don't giving a fuck: No!
Robin: You should have–
Gothamite: You know what? HEY TWO-FACE–
Robin: No, no, no– Hold on–
Gothamite: HE'S RIGHT HE–
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Gothamite: Okay- Cannabis is very much legal in L.A.
Batman: We're not in L.A.
Gothamite: Yeah that's funny because– *runs*
Batman: *Runs after him.*
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Gothamite: See I don't hate you
Signal: Always good to hear that–
Gothamite: You doing a pretty good job.
Signal: I–
Gothamite, also a bus driver: But you gotta stop being thrown at my window–
Signal: I don't control where villains throw me.
Gothamite: Yeah bro– But you better start, otherwise there's gonna be one more out there–
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Gothamite, also a security guard on his phone at 3 am: Yeah, no honey it's literally desert here–
Gothamite: HOLY SHIT
Batman:
Gothamite: Fucking warn a guy, mY GOD–
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Gothamite: I thought you were taller.
Nightwing: I heard that a lot.
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Gothamite: How do you see on that thing?
Batgirl (Cassandra):
Batgirl: I don't.
Gothamite, terrified: Oh okay–
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Batman: Shouldn't you be at home?
Gothamite, who's also a teenager very much snicking out at four am: Shouldn't you mind you business?
Batman:
After being forcefully driven to home on the batmobile
Gothamite That was really unecessary–
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Gothamite: Are you alone??? Where'd your dad? Where's Batman?
Robin (Tim Drake, early days): Batman's not my dad.
Gothamite:
Gothamite: See now I'm concerned.
Robin: Oh no–
Gothamite: What's is this a internship...? A job...?
Robin: You know what? Yeah, Pretty much.
Gothamite: Really? Oh okay, okay. I'm less concerned– Because–
Robin: Yeah I can see–
Gothamite: Like "is he kidnaping those children"?
Robin, chuckling: No, no–
Gothamite: You get paid?
Robin: Not really.
Gothamite: I'm back at being concerned–
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Gothamite, from her window: Have you eaten yet?
Robin (Dick): No– (lying)
Gothamite: Oh, the poor child– Oh shame on you
Batman:
Gothamite: The poor kid– You're dragging him alone with you to fight crime on a empty stomach?
Batman:
Batman: I–
Gothamite: Unbelievable. I expected more on you– Hold on sweety I'll see If I have some cookies here to give you.
Dick: :)
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Robin (Damian): Do I look like a fucking child?
Gothamite: Do you want me to answer that?
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Old Gothamite being around the city since Batman year 1: You sound different.
Batman (Dick Grayson): No I don't.
Gothamite: Yes you do–
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Gothamite: She looks different.
Gothamite: Mark is the same girl.
Gothamite: No honey, she looks different, she's was taller
Gothamite: Honey you're being paranoid.
Gothamite: She was a red-head!
Gothamite: Oh, Mark. Now the girl can't even dye her hair? Just because she's a Super-hero? Por girl can't even reinvent herself and people on this city start saying she's a different person?! Let her be! Her life must've be hard enough–
Gothamite: Jennet I swear to God that's not the same girl–
Batgirl (Stephanie), just trying to get some information:
Gothamite: You never notice when I change my hair–
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MBTI xxxP types
Cass: I'm actually a lot crazier than most people think, but everyone is too busy making me into some OP god-like character to notice all the rules I've broken.
Jason: I'm actually a lot crazier than most people think, but I hang out with equally crazy people who were born without a single fuck to give and somehow aren't dead yet.
Tim: I'm actually a lot crazier than most people think, but everyone only remembers me as "smart" and keeps forgetting how much of a stalker I am and how little I value self care or what is morally correct.
Duke: I'm actually a lot crazier than most people think, but I'm with the Batfam now and standing next to their raging mental issues makes me look like a voice of reason. Which makes for a low bar, btw.
Steph: Lol I'm only here for the vibes XD
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This is self-made. Date: 02.01.2024. The Cass/Steph I saw coming... the rest? Not so much.
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Percentages were rounded up or rounded down to natural numbers for easier comprehension.
Results for the pairing "Cass/Reader" and "Cass/You" were added up, as were the results for female and male OC's.
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"YOU TWO LOOK LIKE A COUPLE"ft. The batgirls
Sunmary: A friend says that character and y/n look like a couple.
Characters: Barbara Gordon, Cassandra Cain and Stephanie Brown.
Tags: Kisses in hands, misunderstandings, flushing, fluff, crack, each reader for each batgirl has a diferent personality.
A/N: First fic in this account woohoo!!, I know this is short but I hope you enjoy.
Words: 433
BARBARA GORDON
"You know, you two look like a couple sometimes"
“Why do you mean?”
"You know, you are always together, you hold hands, and don't deny it to me, Barbara wants to kiss you so bad"
Barbara moved and nudged Dick a little annoyed, then adjusted her glasses.
"Dick, stop being a dick for a moment, can't you see you're making y/n uncomfortable?"
She said this while pointing both hands at you.
"Who says I'm uncomfortable, if people think we're a couple I'm more than flattered my dear babs-ouch!
"I see that you and Dick are equally annoying."
Barbara said, but this time laughing fondly, and maybe, maybe, a little blushing.
Seeing his blush, you blushed too.
"get a room please" Dick said jokingly
That only caused more blushes and complaints with laughter from both of them.
CASSANDRA CAIN
Cassandra doesn't know what to say. Literally.
Was Y/n and her really a couple, she didn't know, what exactly was it like to be a couple in the first place?
If being a couple was just loving someone then yes, but something told him that they weren't. not yet.
Cassandra gave Y/N a curious look, while waiting for her to answer her friend's question, "are you two a couple or something like that"?
Seeing Cassandra's look in response, you took her hand, and they left the place without saying anything else.
You took her to the next alley, took her face in your hands, and kissed her.
The kiss was short and tender, you wanted to be relaxed, you didn't want her to be scared.
She smiled a little, and gave you a soft kiss on the cheek.
I guess they were a couple now.
STEPHANIE BROWN
When Steph heard the insinuation that you were more than friends, she smiled mischievously, took your hand, pulled you close to her and said this (unfortunately for you)
-Steph,what?
She ignored you and continued talking, causing more blushes from you. Why did she have to be so flirtatious?
He took your hand and gave it a kiss. Too much pda for today.
-Wow, I didn't know that, but congratulations girls.
Before he could blurt out, to specify that they were not in a relationship as such, stephanie interrupted you.
-Thank you very much, y/n and I have to go now.
She took your hand and walked away.
-What was that steph?
-What?Can I not give affection to my lovely girlfriend?
You laughed, giving her a kiss on the hand in return for the one she had given you.
This time she was the one who blushed.
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