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ezgurple · 1 year

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Can you PLEASE have Donnie smile he’s my favorite and I want him to smile so bad😭

erm don doesnt know how to smile on command. im sorry he’s so weird

#tmnt au #awkward guy #still hasn’t learned how to smile #help

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qiinamii · 10 months

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3.4 lantern rite log

[context for the 3rd one]

#this patch isnt even xiao-centric but its definitely a highlight he singlehandedly took by being socially awkward #he's just trying to exist let him be #xiao the uhh guy its in his vocabulary never tell me otherwise #qiiarts #xiao #lumine #traveler #paimon #zhongli #venti #hu tao #xingqiu #xiangling #chongyun #again 2 posts in one day i just want to get this out quick because Yknow The Recent Twitter News

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captainswhore · 1 month

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you see price sitting like this when you walk into a room post mission- and you know exactly what it is he needs.

he's licking at you and holding your thighs open with his rough palms- and you can't take it. his calluses and his beard and the fabric of his sleeves are rubbing at your legs just right- but not enough for you to lose focus on his hot tongue rubbing on you and in you and you've never been wetter in your LIFE.

his only problem? you're still moving too much. he can't reach where he wants to inside of you because you keep wiggling out of his way. his hands want to touch you everywhere- not just hold your thighs still. this is when he begins to squeeze at you everywhere, and tell you to rest your thighs on his shoulders.

"b-but price- hhnngh ohmygod- i c-can't. they're too big. thighs are too big"

you whine at the loss of contact, but then you look down and see him staring at you with massive pupils and a wet face. "lovie- my shoulders are broad for a reason. rest your thighs on em and i swear they'll have enough room"

and you listen, and you're crushing his ears with your thighs, and he's never been happier. the next time you look down? he's rutting into the mattress and you see his hips stutter when he groans into you and your vision goes white

(@chamomiletealeaf and i had SUCH A HORNY discussion about this and she told me to post it so here i am- and also omg photo creds to her. we've gotta reign it in lmfao)

#if only you guys could see our chats. they're so so filthy #shout out to the first friend i've made on this lil side blog of mine- bless up!#i still don't know how to tag SHIT #but imma try my best!!#john price drabble #john price x reader #john price x reader drabble #john price smut #john price x reader smut #oh god how else do i do this this feels so awkward and weird #cod smut #cod x reader #cod drabble #task force 141 #task force 141 x reader #task force 141 smut #uuhhhh #yeah that works enough #im gonna need to be someone's smut protege or something so i can learn LMFAO

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pressureandsanity · 1 year

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#awkward guy #Creative #friend #girlproblems #humor

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kalofi · 11 months

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luffy and his brick shithouse boyfriend

#scary looking guy until luffy shows him slightest bit of affection then he’s awkward #ZOLU IS SO TRUE LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!#art #one piece #monkey d luffy #roronoa zoro #zolu #pls don’t mind that i have a slightly different style every time i draw it’s called having fun.<3

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 years

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i think it would be funny if people occasionally arose from the dead. like if that was a real-life one-in-a-million but well-documented Thing That Sometimes Happens, and the entire legal system around death (laws on inheritance & marriage & murder etc) had to include caveats for the unlikely-but-scientifically-possible event that the dead person in question might spontaneously self-resurrect, even years or decades after death. it would raise so many inconvenient and absurd possibilities

#imagine the legal system in that timeline #property laws and inheritance laws and bigamy laws--what happens if your spouse resurrects 10 years after they die?#think how AWKWARD that would be #what happens if you inherit from someone who comes back do you have to give the inheritance back? what if u used it to buy stuff?#does the jetski u bought with the money your grandpa left u 15 years ago in college now belong to grandpa?#or is there a statute of limitations?#if the guy you got convicted of murdering returns from the dead does your conviction get changed from murder to grievous harm?#how is the grievousness of the harm measured? in the number of years the guy spent as a corpse?#what if you spend 20 years in prison and the victim comes back to life and it turns out grievous harm would have landed you only 5ish years #do you get reimbursed for the extra 15 years u spent in prison?#what is the legal process for proving you have come back to life?#what are the minimum legal requirements for establishing a revenant's identity?#does it become regulation to make fingerprint/dental records of every single person who dies just on the off chance one of them comes back?#what happens if it's someone from like 300 years ago?#the world has changed and everyone they know is dead. is there a social services department that can help with that?#there would be a whole branch of counseling services for people who have reanimated or had a loved one reanimate #grief 2.0 counselors

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t00thpasteface · 2 years

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whenever they invent a new kind of guy the first place they send 'em is the cash register of a food service employee

#we were both incredibly confused by this interaction but for very different reasons #'oh but shebbz what if he was just taking the piss' NO the awkwardness was so thick you could cut it with a knife #this guy was dead fucking serious. he had no idea #art #sketch #shebbz portrait #orig #undertale #napstablook #comic

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headcanonthings · 6 months

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Bruce: So this is my first son, Dick and then we have my second Jason. Then we have Cass, Tim, and Duke. Then we have my youngest Damian. The Justice League: Bruce: Then we have the Steph and Barbara who aren't my kids but really are. The Justice League: Oh come on! Bruce: Then there's Harley, Jean-Paul, Helena and - The Justice League: OH COME ON !!!

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superbellsubways · 5 months

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uty doodle

#yayyyy new pens i have so many colors now #first time drawing all these guys how did i do #undertale yellow #uty #clover #ceroba #dalv #starlo #traditional art #doodle #ceroba looks awkward but whatever man

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amphibianaday · 8 months

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day 1421

#uh just a heads up if you expand the tags to see all there's. a lot. very long #amphibian #frog #poison dart frog #based on my most popular frog to date (day 651)#inspired by everyone pointing out what they think it looks like #here's a fun secret fact the original guy is actually a phantasmal poison dart frog (Epipedobates tricolor)#(according to the original artists title of the drawing)#not Anthony's poison arrow frog (Epipedobates anthonyi)#i feel too awkward to really point it out though because they look the exact same. i cannot tell if there is a difference #im half convinced the same frog was just discovered and named twice #its very curious btw if you go on the (english) wikipedia page for either species it doesn't mention the other #while hereptiles.info (no idea if this is a trustworthy site) lists both names as common names for the same frog (incorrectly??)#while inaturalist lists them as two different frogs. curiously with tricolor having wayyyyy fewer photos #ok anyway that's my rant i went on a whole journey trying to figure out if these are the same frog or not and i have no answer #i did some more 'research' and i am more confused. some sources seem to imply they are now considered the same species ( e. tricolor)#i think my conclusion is i am willing to agree the drawing looks more like e. anthonyi. it seems like tricolor is generally less vibrant re #and the white is darker and more green?#i feel like thumblr should stop me from typing more in the tags at this point this is a whole essay #at this point i am failry convinced this is specifically the Santa Isabel frog. isthat the real subspecies or morph or whatever #or just the name pet sites are using to sell it??#i even found some sources (frog selling websites) refering to it as “Epipedobates Anthonyi 'Santa Isabel' Phantasmal Poison Dart Frog” lol #Anyways if you read this far hi. species are confusing. i am not a frog scientist #the first few tags are like an hour old now i just kept trying to figure it out and adding more tags

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stormy-skyzzzzzz · 18 days

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Spencer Reid is just an awkward little guy and i love him. (i can’t stop drawing him)

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gearbroth · 1 year

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REAL SHIT?

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 spy #tf2 engineer #tf2 heavy #tf2 medic #tf2 demoman #tf2 soldier #tf2 sniper #tf2 pyro #wheeze #and little gordo for me <3 #he got invited but he's socially awkward rip #myart #it was SO fun to draw this honestly askjdhsa #i forget how much i love these guys sometimes #anyway TF2 UPDATE LETS GOOO

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leafuxxtea · 1 month

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'Oh God, they're beside me again, aren't they.'

LMFAOOO WHAT DID THIS GUY DO TO DESERVE THIS. imagine just sitting there, eating your lunch peacefully while one of your comrades (he's not even eating food, wtf is he doing there) goes and harass the other one once again with his weird homosexual activities (wiping the other's blood and licking it???). I'd lose it, personally.

#alien stage #alnst #에이스테 #ivantill #the real tragedy is all the ppl that witnessed ivan being a weirdo when they were kids #being stuck between ivantill must be so annoying #you got this guy who keeps staring at this roughed up looking kid #its the equivalent of someone staring at their crush in class and you happen to be in between #awkward as hell

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draw-the-squad-like-this · 26 days

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