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faeryarchives · 3 months
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imagine if this happened during book 4
mc: *calling crowley for help* come on pick up....
crowley: headmaster dire crowley speaking!
mc: finally-
crowley: just kidding, you reached my voicemail. please redirect any concerns to my email or inbox! *ends the call*
mc:...
grim:...
------ three hours later -------
crowley relaxing on the side of the beach under his parasol: oh a message from mc! let's see...
crowley: dear headmaster crowley, i hope this message finds you before we do-
crowley: wait before they what?
mc and grim looming behind him holding their frying pans in the air:
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faeryarchives · 3 months
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mc: this is weird. there must something in the air...
lilia: it must be love ❤️
mc: close! it's gas leak 🤩
lilia: oh
mc: oh wait-
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faeryarchives · 3 months
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mc, seeing azul's overblotted form for the first time: who's this? 🧐
jade and floyd: that's oomf 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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faeryarchives · 3 months
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riddle: to make it easier, you two should always highlight the important things
ace: alright fine...
deuce: oh so that's how it is... thank you, rosehearts-senpai!
also ace and deuce: hey it actually worked
mc, covered in different colored highlighter: oh 🧍🏻‍♀️
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faeryarchives · 2 years
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so i saw this pov tiktok and i immediately thought of these characters 😭
jamil: hmmm i don't think there is enough plot twist in my book, should i unalive some characters to make it more exciting?
yuu: what type of book is that?
jamil: an autobiography
yuu: excuse me what?
kalim: oooo sounds fun!
jamil: i know right?
yuu: no it's not-
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faeryarchives · 1 year
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so there is this specific scene in a shoujo manga that i read that reminds me so much of malleus 😭
yuu: you look excited tsunotaro! what's the occassion?
malleus: i will attend the gathering maybe i will make new friends! it's my first society function in ages - i hope to meet other people that i'll be able to call as friends
grim: ...
yuu: ...
vil: ... i'm going to tell h-
sebek: if that is what you want my liege then we shall look for friends!
lilia: let us work on your greetings then!
yuu: listen tsunotar-
malleus: it's because of you that i still have hope in making acquaintances
yuu: ... lets find you some friends! riddle, quick make some friends!
riddle: you can't just make friends! how do we make them?!
azul: maybe if idia can create dolls that can house a soul it may work?
idia: th-that's crazy!
kalim: i hear that plants would grow if you talk to them!
jamil: would everyone just settle down?!
leona: so in other words. when it comes to friends, the young master has a choice of dolls or plants.
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