* At 3:00 AM*
Azul: *Answer the phone* Mc is late. Do you have something to say to me?
Mc: Azul I can't sleep because I wonder how paper works under the sea. In general, paper disintegrates in water. But you still use paper when you make contracts. How does it work.
Azul: Is this why you called me? Mc the paper is enchanted so that it does not disintegrate in water.
Mc: Ooooooooooooh okayyyyyy...
Azul: was that all?
Mc: Yeah- Wait Where do you get the ink? Is someone selling to you or are you using yours? If you use yours is it called milking? Can octopuses be milked?
Azul:.... Mc I don't know if I feel threatened or hurt... Are you in drunk?
Mc: No! I just need answers...
Mc never didin't get these answers...
Yuu: So what was your childhood like?
Riddle: Oh, you mean my tragic backstory that you must be at level 4 relationship to unlock?
Yuu: Well, what level am I at?
Riddle: 10. So it all started-
Most Jade head canons: He’ll tease you relentlessly. You’ll live in a constant state of shame and humiliation.
Me: ??? Just tease him back???
Mc: Malleus you are the most jealous man i know.
Malleus: you know other men?
Mc: ... Oh noh I don't. No, Malleus, I don't know any other men even though we are studying at a boy's school.
Malleus: This is reassuring information.
Mc: Malleus, I guess you understand that I was being sarcastic?
Malleus: What is sarcasm?
mc and the boys on their way to stop another overblot