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treasureofmammon · 2 months

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🔥 For "scientific purposes" 🔥

Minors don't interact (MDNI), Suggestive.

👥️Characters: Lucifer x gn!reader, Mammon x gn!reader, Leviathan x gn!reader, Satan x gn!reader, Asmodeus x gn!reader, Beelzebub x gn!reader, Belphegor x gn!reader.

⚠️Warnings: MDNI, smut-ish, Suggestive.

📝 Note: After looking at some official artworks that make me go 🥵 for each brother, I thought: how would each of them react if you asked him to take his shirt off to touch his abs for "scientific purposes". Lol.

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💜 Belphie 💜

Belphie:

MC: ... Please take off your shirt and let me feel your abs.

Belphie: Wh-What? Why?

MC: ... It's for scientific purposes! I promise! (It isn't). I just want to understand demons' anatomy better!

Belphie, blushing and a little confused, but taking his shirt off nonetheless: I mean, if it helps (?)

❤️ Beel ❤️

Beel:

MC: ... Please take off your shirt and let me feel your abs. I- I swear, it's for scientific purposes (no, it's not), you see, for anatomy class-

Beel immediately takes his shirt off, blushing a little but not even questioning you: O-Okay.

🩷 Asmo 🩷

Asmo:

MC: ... Please take off your shirt and let me feel your abs. I- It's for scientific purposes (no, it's not) since we are studying demons' anatomy, I thought-

Asmo knows exactly what you're doing. With lustful eyes, he doesn't let you finish and, while taking his shirt off, he answers: Of course, hon! Anything to help you study.

💚 Tan 💚

Satan:

MC: ... Please take off your shirt and let me feel your abs.

Satan: Wh-What are you saying?!

MC: D-Didn't you want to help me study? How can I understand demons' anatomy without actually interacting from up close with one? (You lier!)

Satan might be blushing, but he doesn't waste the opportunity. While taking his shirt off, he rambles: F-fine. As your tutor, I must make sure that you actually understand the assignments perfectly. Interacting with the specimen like this, in this case: a demon, might be beneficial. In fact, in the XIX century, human scholars (...).

🧡 Levi 🧡

Levi:

MC: ... Please take off your shirt and let me feel your abs.

Levi: Wh-WhAT?! EH? WhAt Did yOu jUsT sssAY?! I-

MC: What? Did I say that outloud?! I- I mean..., I wouldn't mind if you don't mind. It's for scientific purposes! (Lier! It isn't!). You know how in anatomy class-

Levi, taking his shirt off: F-fine... But I'm just a yucky otaku, you know. Are you ok with this?

(We were the ones who asked, Levi)

💛 Mamms 💛

Mammon:

MC: ... Please take off your shirt and let me feel your abs.

Mammon: HUH?! WH-WHAT? WHAT ARE YA-

MC: Pretty please! If you don't help me, who will? I mean, think about it! How am I, a human, supposed to understand demons' anatomy otherwise! It's for scientific purposes, I promise! (you spectacular lier!)

Mammon, red as a tomatoe, maybe even shaking while taking his shirt off: F-fine human. But doncha take this da wrong way!

💙 Luci 💙

Lucifer:

MC: ... Please take off your shirt and let me feel your abs.

Lucifer doesn't even ask if he listened correctly. He knows what he heard. So he takes off his shirt and walks to you: Fine, my little sheep. Otherwise, how will you understand demons' anatomy. It's for scientific purposes only, right?— he moves your hands to his torso, with a devilish smile on his face.

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[Notes: The character(s) depicted here belong to the mobile game "Obey me: shall we date" and are owned by Solmare Corporation. The text here was made by me: Treasure of Mammon, meaning this is fan-made. | GN!Reader | English is not my first language, so there might be orthographic and syntax errors. I urge you all to interact kindly with this post].

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bluesylveon2 · 5 months

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Kalim: I have some great news Jamil! I decided to throw a party for our new visitors. I brought two of them here for a tour of Scarabia! Kalim walks in with Mammon and OM MC Jamil notices Mammon's money-hungry eyes, which remind him of Azul: The sheep can stay. HE (points and glares at Mammon) needs to go because he is up to no good Mammon: WHAT?! I just got here! You can't do that to the Great Mammon! I'm an innocent person! OM MC: sighs

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luxthestrange · 2 months

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Incorrect quotes#936 Father n son

In the house of lamentation...

Mam*Looking up at the roof*LUKE GET DOWN FROM THE ROOF!?

Luke*Pouting with arms crossed* NO!

Mam: GET DOWN!?

Beel & Belph*Behind him seeing the whole ordeal*...

Luke: NOT UNTIL YOU PROMISE NO VEGGIES FOR US TO LUNCH-*holding goldie inside of ice block*I HAVE GOLDIE!

Mam: LET GO OF GOLDIE!

Luke*Smiles maliciously holding the iced car over the edge...he he lets go the card with break...from the height* Let go you say?~

Mam*Screeches in horror*N-NONO NO!...THERE WILL BE ICED DESSERT!

Luke*Hums satisfied*...You are a great negotiator Daddy-

Mam:Shaved ice-

Luke*Holding goldie over the edge again*I WILL LET IT GO!?

Mam:ICECREAM ICECREAM IT WILL BE ICECREAM!!!

After Lunch,The twins and Luke are happily enjoying their Sunday bar while mammon is crying in the distance

Mc:...You crying cuz Goldie is save now?

Mam*Crying looking at Luke proudly*... N-no'm crying cuz he took a hostage, won the negotiating, and got away with no jail...I-Im so proud of him treasure WAH!~

Mc*Smiles as he cries and hugs you*...Our boy is gonna go places...

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rainiishowers · 1 year

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Obey Me Incorrect Quotes

A/N: Ya know, I think it’s about time I add the undateables into incorrect quotes, so that’s what this is mostly gonna be Forgive me if my characterization is off 🙇 ---- Thirteen: Y’know, maybe things aren’t so bad. I’m here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts. Solomon: Hey, Thirteen :D Thirteen: MOTHERFUCKER! ----- Raphael: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend. ----- Diavolo: I’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now. Barbatos: Mephistopheles and Lucifer are not getting along. Diavolo: They’re not trying to kill each other. Barbatos: You may have a point. ----- Asmodeus: Maybe the true treasure was friendship all along. But I hope not, because I can’t spend friendship on new clothes ----- Simeon: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons? Raphael: ....Fake? ----- MC: I know this isn’t going to end well and I don’t care. So don’t you try and stop me, Thirteen! Thirteen: I wasn’t stopping you. I was asking if you had a spare camera so I can record this. ----- Mammon: I just heard Satan call the dog a “fucking liar” because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there. ----- MC: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars. MC, gesturing to Mephisto and Raphael fighting: And yet these idiots do it for free! ----- Barbatos: Is there something you would like to say, Mephistopheles? Mephisto, rising from his seat: Oh, there are SEVERAL things I would like to say. ----- Thirteen: Fun Fact! The average person will walk by 36 murderers in their lifetime. Mephisto: I like how this is a "fun" fact. Raphael: It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you. ----- Belphie: Why is Mephisto crying on the floor? Satan: He took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes. Belphie: And? Satan: He got Lucifer. ----- Mephisto: Raphael, I don't like you. Raphael: What did you say? Mephisto: You heard me! Raphael, internally: And it turns out I actually didn't hear what the fuck you just said.

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x-river-x · 3 years

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Incorrect quotes #7

gender neutral reader

Mammon: Maybe the true treasure was friendship all along. But I hope not, because I can’t spend friendship on new stuff

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saatorubby · 3 years

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Incorrect Quote #13

Lucifer: the real treasure was the memory we made along the way.

Mammon: I almost died

Lucifer: that was my fondest.

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beelsmeal · 2 years

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I posted 2.601 times in 2021

86 posts created (3%)

2515 posts reblogged (97%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 29.2 posts.

I added 175 tags in 2021

#obey me shall we date - 32 posts

#obey me shitpost - 23 posts

#obey me one master to rule them all - 18 posts

#obey me hc - 18 posts

#obey me - 16 posts

#obey me mc - 15 posts

#obey me memes - 15 posts

#obey me incorrect quotes - 13 posts

#incorrect obey me quotes - 13 posts

#obey me leviathan - 12 posts

Longest Tag: 103 characters

#i still use the translator for some texts and trying to adapt the portuguse neutral language to english

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Lucifer passing down the hall:

Mammon: He looks like a vampire

Mc: I wanna give him my blood

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#4

Satan: I adopted a cat, her name is Missy!

Mc: awn, what a lovely kitt-

Satan: it's a short version of missile launcher.

133 notes • Posted 2021-01-21 23:06:04 GMT

#3

"but mc is obviously a female!"

wrong, mc is a gender neutral sheep so that everyone can play comfortable. it's a mc who doesn't force you into an idea of what your body should look like, what ethnicity you should be or what gender you should have in order to draw attention from other characters. if you don't like girls that's fine, but there's no plausible reason why there shouldn't be a female character just because you're homophobic

204 notes • Posted 2021-11-21 19:58:20 GMT

#2

Mc: mammon, let's play a game! the rules: we will pretend to be dating, whoever falls in love first loses

Mammon: oh, that's easy, I go first

Mammon: can i hug you, treasure?

Mc:

Mc: I don't want to play anymore

253 notes • Posted 2021-01-16 00:52:55 GMT

#1

belphie, with eyes closed in the attic: you look beautiful today Mc

mc: thank yo- wait, your eyes are close how can you know that i'm beautiful?

belphie: even if I don't see you, I can still hear the beel's heartbeat doubling up when you walked into the room

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fantimati · 3 years

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A bunch of incorrect obey me quotes I might draw later:

Diavolo: Welcome to the Devildom!

Mc:...is this hell?

Diavolo: technically!

Mc:ok...WAIT I DIED A BAD PERSON?!?-

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Lucifer:* the devil*??

Satan:*also the devil???*

Diavolo:* Also the devil but more???*

Mc: What???

★★

Solomon: Want to see a magic trick?

Mc: sure

Solomon:close you're eyes.

Mc: ok.

Solomon:*gets closer to MC*

Mc:... Why do I hear a chainsaw?

Solomon:*holding a chainsaw* It's part of the magic trick~

★★

*at a demon buffet*

Mc: uh I don't think I can eat any of this.

Beel: then have some monkey brain.

Mc:Ebola

Beel:fried Bat wing?

Mc: SARS, rabies, Ebola-

Beel: noodles?!?

Mc: yeah I can eat that!

Beel: There's an amazing rat eye noodle soup-

Mc: Oh my-

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Mc: Oh sweet a Grimm! *Bends down to grab it*

*insert a giant demon trying to eat them*

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Asmo: want to get out of here ~

Mc: Yeah I want to go to my room

Asmo: oh~ You room?

Mc: uh yeah I'm tired

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Mammon: Levi that TSL marathon must have rotten your more then it already is. I am NOT a simp. There is no way in all the 3 relems that I'm a simp

Mc: Mammon can you help me-

Mammon: Anything for you my treasure💖. Anyways Levi there is no way me, the great Mammon, is a simp!

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Mc: why is there a tree in my room??

Satan: A callback to your primate origins.

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treasureofmammon · 1 month

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Obey me: Incorrect quotes (72)

Leviathan: Don't f*ck with me! I have the power of Diavolo AND anime on my side!

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treasureofmammon · 4 months

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Lucifer in a bridal dress...

Another silly comic-like illustration, this time of amazing and funny @avatar0fpr1de 's Incorrect quote.

Enjoy!

Notes ⚠️: This is a fan-made artwork created by me. The character(s) depicted here belong to the mobile game "Obey me: shall we date" and are owned by Solmare Corporation. | I had so much fun doing these ❤️💙 But I apologize if there are some inaccuracies with the characters' design and errors in general in the illustrations.

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treasureofmammon · 2 months

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Obey me: Incorrect quotes (68)

Solomon: I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a follower and a leader. You make more money as a leader, but you have more fun as a follower

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treasureofmammon · 8 months

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Obey me: Incorrect quotes (1)

Mammon: ... This is where we came the night I won our bet and you fell in love with me.

MC: Mammon.

Mammon: The night that you flirted with me for 20 seconds, and I became obsessed with you forever.

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Ps: So f-ing hot 🔥

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treasureofmammon · 3 months

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We wouldn't have you

I sometimes imagine a very angry teen-like (personality wise) Satan screaming to Lucifer (or even any other brother), who knows what the context is:

—(...) WELL! I'M SORRY LILITH IS GONE AND NOW YOU ARE ALL STUCK WITH ME INSTEAD!!—

And Lucifer responding:

—Well yeah, it does hurt to lose Lilith. Everyday, I miss her... But if we weren't here in the Devildom, we wouldn't have you, would we? So I (we) don't regret it—.

Enter a very confused Satan, pouting because he doesn't know if he feels happy or angry at his hateful brother's words.

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[Disclaimer: The characters depicted here belong to the mobile game "Obey me: shall we date" and are owned by Solmare Corporation. The text here was made by me, meaning it's fan-made. | GN!Reader | English is not my first language, so there might be errors].

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treasureofmammon · 5 days

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💙💛🧡 A crush on the seven 💚🩷❤️💜

👥️Characters: Lucifer x gn!reader, Mammon x gn!reader, Leviathan x gn!reader, Satan x gn!reader, Asmodeus x gn!reader, Beelzebub x gn!reader, Belphegor x gn!reader, Solomon.

⚠️Warnings: Multiple crushes, polygamous. Funny stuff.

📝 Note: Incorrect quote. Dialogue made by me.

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Solomon: So, MC... who out of these seven do you have a crush on?

MC: Mammon...

Mamms: Ha! Hell yeah!

MC: ... and Lucifer...

Luci: What?

Mamms: WHAT?!

MC: ... and Levi...

Levi: Wh-What?!

Mamms: WHAT?!!

MC: ... and Satan...

Satan: ... I don't know how to feel about this.

Mamms: Hold up!! HOLD UP!!

MC: ... and Beel...

Beel: I have a crush on you, too, MC.

Belphie: I'm glad for you, Beel.

Mamms: STOP! Ya're not gonna name all of my brothers, are ya?! MC?!

MC: ... and Belphie...

Belphie: I have a crush on you as well, MC.

Beel: I'm glad they have a crush on you too, Belphie.

Mamms: STOOOOP!! STOP! STOP!! Ya're killin' me.

MC: ... and obviously, Asmo.

Mamms: I'm dead, ya just killed me.

Asmo: OH! MC! I have a huge crush on you, too! Although... I totally get you, MC. How could you choose?

MC: Exactly.

...

Solomon: Doesn't anyone else think it's weird Asmo said that about his brothers?

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[Notes: The character(s) depicted here belong to the mobile game "Obey me: shall we date" and are owned by Solmare Corporation. The text here was made by me: Treasure of Mammon, meaning these are fan-made. | GN!Reader | English is not my first language, so there might be orthographic and syntax errors. I urge you all to interact kindly with this post].

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