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the-great-chimera · 1 year

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Mc: "Hey, azzy?:

Asmo: * painting his nails * "Yes love?"

Mc: "Would you kill for me?"

Asmo: * putsthe paint brush back in the pot* "Hmm? What?"

Mc: "Would you kill for me beca-"

Asmo: "Yes"

Mc: "Wh-what I didn't even finish-"

Asmo: * blowing on his nails while talking to them* " i would though, without hesitation. I would cleave a thousand, still beating hearts out of a thousand screaming writhing men and serve them to you on a silver platter if you so wished it."

Mc: "I- o-oh..."

Asmo: * smiles cutely* "Your enemies are my enemies, and I will give you the honor you so deserve."

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Mc: " ...that...is the most romantic thing I've ever been told."

Asmo: "Daw, don't think anything of it, my love. Destroying one's enemies is a common thing in demonic culture. I'd do it in a heartbeat." 🩷

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kpop-otome-yandere-here · 28 days

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Asmo: Lucifer won't trace this back to us, right?

Mc: Are you kidding? He traces everything back to us. Lucifer traces things we haven't even done yet back to us.

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sherrbetx · 2 years

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POV: You are Lucifer that one episode of ObeyMe!

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vcill · 1 year

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❥⁠ When they cum

Lucifer:

Lucifer would definitely talk you through things in the bedroom, want to cum? Ask him first. Feels good? Of course it does since he's the one doing it.

When gets close, he starts to really tease you. Asking if you really deserve his cum or if you've been good enough for it.

You know how his eyes kinda glow or how the room seems to darken whenever he's mad? I feel like that would happen but not because he's mad or anything, but because he's about to release all he's got into you.

Would start growl and the fangs he has will start to bruise and break the skin on you neck.

When he does cum, he thrusts into you HARD. So much so where you're bending in half. (But in a good way lolz)

Degrades you while he does. Calling you a pathetic human who's only use is for his cum.

Will creampie you, if not, would cum on your face and force you to clean yourself up all while he sits back and watches while he slowly jerks himself off. If you miss a spot, he'll come on you again and force you to clean up a bigger mess.

In other words, luci is a very very nasty boy.

Mammon:

This is the avatar of greed. What would you expect?

Favorite position would have to be mating press when he cums, either that or he's fucking your face.

When he gets close, he rambles on about how he's gonna fill you up and make you feel so full, how no other demon could do it better then him.

Gets very possessive, will repeat "mine" over and over and will make you tell him that you belong to him too.

When he finishes, he's loud and mumbles your name over and over. Will get high off of the orgasm, tell me he won't.

But don't think you're done. Baby boy loves overstimulation and will continue once he's done.

Depending on how long you go, by the time he's done you will be covered with demon cum.

Licks all of it off happily and makes eye contact wit you while he does it.

I highly believe he and Lucifer often go on threesomes together, cause they r both nasty asf when they going at it. 🤧

Leviathan:

So you know how in hentai whenever the girls cum they go: AHHHHHHHHH

Like that but more Levi.

The three eldest just have something in common with each other. They don't shut up.

Would say he can't believe this is happening to him and that you let him defile you like this.

Feel free to disagree, but I believe his favorite position is doggy. You can be under his gaming desk and he'll thrust into you from below it. Or get a blowjob, your choice tbh.

When he gets close, he gets REALLY lewd he pretty much drunk off the sex. Boy would tell you also his dirtiest secrets and desires.

Cums a whole lot;would beg you to let him take a picture afterwards to save for later.

He loves thigh fucking!! Don't tell me anything different. Thick, small, he loves it all.

If he gets to come between them, he would lick it off which leads to him eating you out/give you a bj.

Satan:

Will go two ways with this one.

He can be really sweet and gentle and praise you every step of the way.

Or fuck you like you're not even a living being.

Really depends on his mood tbh.

If he's sweet Satan candy, he'll be soft and gentle, when gets ready to cum.

Would be like Lucifer and growl while letting out airy breaths.

Does a mix of praise and degradation.

Tells you you're nothing but a filthy cumdump but will say he'll gladly clean up all the messes inside/on you.

Prefers to cum on your stomach or in your mouth, he just really loves seeing it drip out and run everywhere.

I know a lot of fics write it differently, but I believe instead of fucking you roughly, he'll sit back and watch.

Would force you to touch and play with yourself, either with toys or just your hands.

Slowly jerks off while glaring at you, whoever he's mad at he just imagines them watching while he fucks you better then they can.

Cums on the floor and makes you crawl and lick it up.

Satan pet play cannon! 🤭

Asmodeus:

The Avatar of Lust.

Ok this finna be a REALLL nasty one so buckle up.

If you're giving him a bj, he'll cum on your face and rubs in claiming it's great moisturizer. (Knowing him, it probably will.)

Or if he's fucking, would pull out and cum on your back and trace patterns in it.

Asmo just really loves playing with cum.

If you ride him, he'll tease and play with you in every spit possible, when he gets close he gets Soo whiny and start dirty talking like crazy.

Chants your name over and over when he does, most likely brings you to your end too.

Loves recording videos of you guys fucking, whether or not he posts them is up to you.

In the videos it's you moaning loudly while you hear him in the background, telling everyone how lewd you really are and the things you do when the camera isn't on you.

Occasionally, Satan will join the both of you, (I believe those two r the closest with each other) both degrade you like crazy and covers you in their cum.

At dinner they often whisper new things to do to you, with you on the other side blushing like crazy while the others are oblivious.

Beezlebub:

100% has a breeding/size kink.

Favorite position is prob full nelson or the siren.

Either way he has a grasp on you SOMEHOW.

Would be in the mix of gentle and rough, might ram into you and take it slow and steady the next.

Praise king, do not tell me anything different.

Constantly tells you how good you feel/look like while cumming into you. Loves watching it drip out like a cream puff or jelly donut. Satisfies his hunger in the quickest way.

If not in you, then on your thighs. He loves them since they look like little breads rolls and are soft like them. The warm feeling and softness makes go crazy.

Pants like a dog in heat when he's close, def would like your neck or face a few times, doesn't matter if it has food on it or not.

When he cums, he lets out a growl/roar and pulls you close to him while he finishes.

May or may not have made you something with his cum in it and watches you it. Totally didn't.

But if you do find out and don't mind, throat fucking becomes wayyy more common cause he loves watching you eat his cum.

Belphegor:

Handjobs are probably his favorite.

(didn't hear this from me, but I can see him having a hand kink.

Watches you while you jerk of his cock and compliments how pretty your hands look while doing so.

Breathy and whiny moans come from him as he holds your other hand and demands you to go faster.

Believe it or not, this would be a super intimate moment.

He cums with a series of whispered curses and squeezes your hand. Licks your hand and makes you watch as he does so.

Favorite position is reversed cowgirl/ side spoon. Anything that doesn't require him to much work is perfect for him.

Cums on your ass mostly, doesn't really like to cum inside unless he's feeling really possessive or too lazy to pull out.

When you beg him to cum inside, his only words for you are needy/filthy. Tell you to clean up your own mess while he finishes.

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still-a-morosexual-help · 16 days

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I love this family so much it's making me insane. It also means so much that it's Levi's relationship with Asmo that is focused on after S4(?) showed that it was Levi who was able to help Asmo through his breakdown (as seen here)

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mammonswhore · 1 year

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Lucifer: Asmo, I need you to fill out another application. This time do it correctly.

Asmo: Why?

Lucifer: You put pizza as your gender. Pizza isn't a gender,idiot.

Asmo: But everyone wants a piece of me.

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meyobe · 10 months

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Random head cannon pt 3.

All the brothers and Mc decide to fuck with Lucifer by banging on his door to “ die young “ by Kesha.

Once they all pound on the door twice the all run away/ fly away.

Leaving Mc in the dust ( they know Lucifer wouldn’t really hurt MC)

Leaving an angry Lucifer to open the door in demon form looking down at Mc.

“ if you agree to not kill me i Can tell you where they are😅” - Mc

“ and how would you know?” - Lucifer

“I have life 360 with them duh 🙄 “ - Mc

For the next hour it’s the most extreme game of hide and seek.

Finding Belphie in the fridge all curled up in a ball.

Mammon trying to hide in the underground tomb.

Levi hiding in the washer.

Beel’s too big to hide so he’s just on the run

Asmo trying to hide in a grandfather clock

Satans hiding under in a pile of books.

When he finds one of the brother and they fall he’ll let them get up and run because truth be told he enjoys this no matter how annoyed he was at the start.

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obeymefictionwriting · 10 months

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I was wondering if you are willing to do a request where the Brothers meet mc's parents. But like hear me out. Parents be questioning why boyfriend name is from the seven deadly sins/demons lol [If you don't want to/feel uncomfortable feel free to delete this request :] ]

Oh dear, I feel like both Mom and Dad would need some Demonius after that xD

Lucifer

Mom:

Well he looks like a well-behaved gentleman.

Oh, the hand kissing was smooth!

*BLUSHES*

Look at these roses! Where did you manage to find black ones?

What's his name again? Lucy? Isn't it...*whispering* a name for a girl? No? And a full name will be?...

WHAT?!

Dad:

Seems like this lad is fine

Mammon

Mom:

Are you sure it's not just a phase, sweetheart?

Hm, I bet there was more silverwear on the table... Did a spoon go missing?

I'm not sure that gambling is a valid hobby... No, sorry, I am not willing to invest into any... how did you put it? Ambitious startups?

*sigh* he is at least good looking

Dad:

OH HELL NO

Leviathan

Mom:

*whispering* He can speak, can't he?

Did you really sew these?!

*rushes to show her own crafts

Does not even think about the name because who cares?

Dad:

Hmm... So do you do fishing?

Satan

Mom:

Satan's your name?...

*whispering* Is he in a cult or something?

Oh, you like books? You like reading, huh?

And you like cats? That's cute

Wanna have a look at our library? I have homemade cookies too

Dad:

WHAT THE HELL

Asmodeus

Mom:

Thank you for complimenting my skin!

*GIGGLING*

No, YOU look gorgeous! Oh stop it!

*GIGGLING INTENSIFIES*

Gets lost in the discussion and does not care about the name at all

Dad:

WHATS GOING ON, WHAT DA HELL

Beelzebub

Mom:

What a big boy we got here!

Please help yourself, sweetie

*whispering* I don't mind his name but honey, where is all this appetite from?

*melts because Beel is too sweet and polite*

*melts even more as he compliments every dish she serves*

Dad:

So... you doing push-ups? Good, good

Belphegor

Mom:

C H A R M E D

Wanted to ask about his name, but Belphie distracted her with compliments

giggles and melts as he hugs you and places a kiss on your cheek

*wonders whether he has a decent job*

Dad:

SUSPICIOUS

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tatsumessy · 1 year

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Asmo: MC have my babies

MC: No

Asmo: pleaseeee they would be so cute, ya know cause I’m cute and your cute so we could have cute babies

MC: No…

Beel: What about mine?

MC: Anything for you Beel.

*All the brothers looking at MC like their crazy.*

A/N: This just popped up in my head…and I thought it was funny

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the-great-chimera · 1 year

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Mc: "Asmo Is a v.i.p.b."

Satan: "Don't you mean v.i.p?"

Mc: " No, v.i.p.b."

Satan: "What does that-"

Mc: "Very important petty bitch"

Asmo: *slams his fist on the table* "I said I was sorry!"

Mc: * stands up and slam their hands on the table* "YOU ATE MY LAST MORTAL REALM POPTART YOU WHORE"

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kpop-otome-yandere-here · 1 year

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Solomon: can I have doughnut ?

Mc: No. I licked, it's mine.

Solomon: Then can I have that ice cream?

Mc: no. I licked that too.

*Solomon looks over at Asmo *

Mc: I licked them too.

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fanficsat12am · 2 years

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how the brothers react to you wiping their kiss off prank I Leviathan, Satan & Asmodeus

Lucifer & Mammon Beelzebub & Belphegor

Leviathan

This poor boy is super insecure, often calling himself “ a yucky otaku”. He’s surprised you even find anything redeeming in him and thinks that he’s not deserving of the love you give him.

Levi tried to be the best boyfriend for you. He’s terrified that you’ll realize how pathetic he is and leave.

He thought he was doing pretty good at his little IRL dating sim. So it was completely out of nowhere when you decided to wipe his kiss off after winning a round in his new game.

His mind just went blank, thinking of where he went wrong. Did he say something to offend you? Were you tired of just watching him play all day? Did you want him to spend more time with you? Or was it just him? Did you finally get tired of him?

He doesn’t even notice himself crying until you wipe the tears quickly running down his face. He immediately clings to you, laying his head on your shoulder, and starts begging you to stay.

“I know I’m just a yuckie otaku, but please give me another chance. I swear I'll try even harder just p-please don't give up on me”

A deep pit or guilt starts to form in your stomach. You underestimated how low Levi thinks of himself. His tears start to seep into your shirt, a wet patch quickly forming.

You start to pet his head, reassuring him that you weren’t going to leave him. After a few minutes, his breathing starts to steady and he lifts his head up–bloodshot eyes staring back at you.

You didn’t have the heart to tell him it was a prank. So you made an excuse instead, telling him that your lips just felt a little wet afterwards.

After that, you made sure to earn his trust back by waking him up everyday with a text message on one of the many things you love about him. Because of this, he always goes down to breakfast with a tinge of pink on his cheeks.

Satan

For as long as he can remember, reading had always been his favorite hobby. He’s never really been the type to demon to look at words at its surface value. He reads between the lines and finds that a great book is built with the attention to the smallest of details.

Because of this, Satan has always treasured the smallest gestures you do for him. He finds that these small doings are what makes a relationship special.

You wiped his kiss while you were reading a book with him one morning. He’ll notice of course and instead of asking you about it shrugged it off and thought nothing of it. Maybe he had some coffee on his lips or something, trying to convince himself rationalize why you’d do that.

The cycle continues the rest of the day, with him kissing you and you wiping it away. He starts to pout after the third time you wipe it. On top of all the books he’s read, romance novels were no stranger to him. He learned that it was best to give the other party some time to themself and not to push anything out of them. But that didn’t make the situation better.

He finally snaps the next day and just outright asks you in the privacy of your room. He starts to bang on your door and enters when he hears your approval. You smile at him, asking him if he needed something.

“My Kitten, did I do something to cross you? I tried giving you some space but I still can’t figure out what you need. If you’re falling out of love with me, please tell me so. I don’t want to see you up and leave without an explanation at least”

Through Satan’s little ramble, he started to pace back and forth in your room. He looked like he was trying to solve one of the greatest mysteries to ever unfold, connecting clues left and right.

You finally got tired after 30 minutes of him asking if you got drugged by an anti-love potion. You gently took his hands in yours and told him it was a prank. His brain just froze at that moment. You pranked a prankster like him? Oh he’s so gonna get you back for that.

Watch out for your back for the next few weeks. This man will be planning the greatest prank on you with Belphie. Either that or he’ll get revenge by placing a “24 hours no cuddles'' rule on you and will stay in his room all day. Eventually his ban crumbles on him, Satan missing you after a few hours and goes looking for you.

Asmodeus

Even though he’s the Avatar of Lust, he finds short and sweet kisses just as loving as those he’s given in times of passion. He’s a very clingy person and makes sure to give you as much affection as he can whenever you’re together.

The brothers usually find a trace of Asmo’s lipstick somewhere on you– a symbol that no matter where you are, he’s there with you.

At first he didn’t really see you wiping it away, only noticing once he saw that his makeup was nowhere to be seen on you. He immediately leapt from his seat and gave you a big kiss on your cheek, the blemish dark enough for anyone to see. He was about to go lay back down on the couch but he sees you grab a tissue and start wiping away the mark.

Who do you think you are to wipe his kiss away? This is definitely not gonna fly with him. Without a word, he stands up and makes a beeline towards his room. He comes back, the darkest shade of lipstick in hand accompanied by a suspicious grin on his face.

He takes the cap off, places a generous amount on his lips, and pulls you to him by your waist. Before you can even comprehend what’s happening, your face is littered by his kisses.

“Go ahead and try wiping them off, Dearie. If I see even one of them missing, trust me when I say that your face won't be the only thing I’m marking with my lips”

Knowing him, you know that he wasn’t afraid to come through with his little threat. So you just dropped the prank and told him everything.

Before you can even finish explaining everything, he picks you up and carries you back to his room. He places you on his bed and whispers “I’ll make sure to leave marks that’ll last for weeks, Darlin”

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saraminwglasses · 1 year

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Happy Birthday Asmo!

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cowboyfatgum · 7 months

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Asmo listens to Nicki Minaj RELIGIOUSLY

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still-a-morosexual-help · 10 months

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He's such a bitch. He found out who Asmo was and did a complete 180 because he suddenly became useful in Solomon's eyes and brought Solomon a step closer to Lucifer.

I love him so much

You cannot convince me that these two haven't fucked multiple times

Lucifer & Diavolo are a thousands of years of slowburn while Asmo & Solomon have been getting it on for just as long

MC getting together with any of these four means they're getting a two-in-one offer

Barbatos & Simoen are also a two-in-one offer because they're co-parenting Luke together

The twins are a two-in-one offer because they're basically telepathic and at that point it's easier to take both of them than trying to cut one off

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sleepey-demon-liker · 1 year

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Heya! Would it be possible to request something with cuddling Asmo! What they're like as a cuddler, their favorite time to cuddle, that kind of thing! 💓

Have a great day/night!

Hello lovely anon, sorry it took me so long to answer your request but here you go~ ☆

Asmodeus Cuddling Headcanons

Asmo absolutely ADORES cuddling! Having that sort of closeness and wholesomeness with another is comforting to him, especially if it's you~

Asmo's favorite way to cuddle is facing each other with arms wrapped gently around your body. He'll stroke your back, or run his fingers through your hair, giving you light head scratches, maybe an affectionate poke to your side every now and then hehe

He's actually not as talkative as one would think when cuddling with you. Really, he's just enjoying the moment, basking in your presence, that's a million times better to him than gossiping your ear off. Of course he would talk your ear off if you asked but he's just enjoying this soft intimate moment with you, that's all he needs for right now

Asmodeus will cuddle you any time, anywhere, any position. On the couch? He's leaning into your side and sliding his arms around you. On your bed in your room? Scoot over honey, Asmo's here to stay! In his room, whether on his bed or in his bath? You know he's already latched onto you and never letting go~

If you're ever out doing something else, be it with one of his brothers or in the human realm far away where he can't reach, Asmo will pout and whine and hug his pillow out of desperation. Sometimes he even cries when you're in the human realm, your touch, love, and cuddles mean a lot more to him than you probably realize!

If you ever cuddle while he's in his demon form, expect him to highly encourage you to touch his wings, or his horns, or trace the lovely heart tattoos over his arms. Trust me, he'll be over the moon. If you do it without him even asking then he'll be swooning no doubt!

Asmo's love language is physical affection so it's only natural that he would want to cuddle you practically 24/7. He hopes you enjoy it as much as he does, and he falls more and more in love with you each time your arms envelop him once again

Thanks for all your requests and support everyone! I really really appreciate it, it means so much to me. Again sorry for the inconsistent schedule of my posts, life has been throwing me around but I'm trying to get back on track! And to the anon who requested this I hope you enjoyed!!

Until next time~ ☆

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