Batfam Playing ACNH
Bruce: plays normally and only on his downtime which is rare, dresses like himself irl
Dick: wants his island to look nice but cannot terraform for the life of himself, dresses in silly outfits
Jason: doesn’t terraform at all so his island is all natural but he makes it work weirdly well, dresses cooly bc he is cool <33
Tim: always tries to talk to all of his villagers, loves the whole cooking/growing veggies update, has his bf over on his island often so they can go on animal crossing dates (Jason and Damian make fun of him for this), dresses cutely think cottagecore/academia
Damian: has done next to nothing regarding his island but has caught every fish and bug and deep sea creature and has them displayed all over, has not bought new clothes and has the starter clothing, he does not talk to his villagers except for Punchy bc he thinks he’s funny
Cass: somehow incredibly rich. no one knows how. no one is brave enough to ask. has the popular villagers and one ugly one that is her favorite. Dresses nicely but always has those stupid white rimmed sunglasses
Barbara: usually hangs out on Cass’ island, always has cute original designs, wears said original designs
Kate: has only briefly walked passed the others playing it. does not understand what is happening. is very tired of the BatKids speaking like the villagers (which they have been banned from doing at the dinner table or at events)
Alfred: when Bruce is away he logs onto his account and keeps his island clean until he comes back
Duke: enjoys fishing. That is all
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it's kinda comforting to me when my friends are a little annoying or longwinded or abrasive or tired and inarticulate, or they don't do the exact politest thing in every interaction, and stuff, because I know I'm sometimes annoying, or take up a more than my share of conversational space, or forget to ask them questions, etc etc, and... like, I'm always working to be nice to my friends and to get better and better at friend-ing, but it just makes me feel more human about it :}
anyway I love you friends plz know I'm not counting, in fact I feel great affection toward you even (especially) when conversations go less than Perfectly Ideal
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he will use every chance he gets to be a drama queen and if he doesnt have one he will create one
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don't destroy his self-esteem 🐦😆
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nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”
and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.
no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim
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Honestly I think it’s so funny that in the Marvel universe, when someone’s really smart, they have like eight to twelve doctorates and they finished high school at age twelve.
And then over in the DC universe it’s like. This is Tim Drake. He’s a genius. He keeps cloning his loved ones. He dropped out of highschool. Over there is Barry Allen. He can reverse engineer a spaceship in less than a minute. He is such a good chemist he’s still going to be known as the best chemist in 4,000 years. He has a bachelor’s degree.
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weirdgirl robin my beloved
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"well, the laser vision IS a plus, because it's cool watching her set stuff on fire from 50 yards away. and i like that she can fly and get things off of high shelves for me. but those aren't the ONLY reasons why i like her!"
(also i hope you enjoy retro batdad, because that's where my brain's at right now. i'm delighted that starfire's design is already so incredibly 60s; she fits right in 🌠)
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FASHIONISTAS AAAAA
inspired by @/wisdm8 on tiktok and @/wisdm on insta!!!
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