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#Gotham’s Gossip
puppetmaster13u · 5 months
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Prompt 98
So there’s been a leucistic raven around the area I live and they are giving me ideas. 
 Danny is having fun. He’s on vacation! Sort of. Look, the GIW can barely find ecto-animals, and apparently being a halfa means that once Amorpho helped him with shapeshifting, he was golden. Well not literally, apparently his form’s coloration is based on his hair. So. But even then, who expects a raven of all things to be stopping crimes? Or aiding them. Look, the plant-lady has the right idea and he thinks Sam would adore her. Er, as long as she doesn’t kill anyone that is. 
 And Clockwork even gave his approval to do some time shenanigans too! Apparently there’s some super-speed heroes who he’s getting frustrated with and he’s allowed to follow them back in time to mess with their own stumbling through the time stream. Or something, does he really care? No, he’s on vacation! 
 But his absolute favorite has to be this sad funky british man and this age-shifting magic boy. He of course brings them all the best gossip- and food for the kid. Look, just because he’s on vacation doesn’t mean he’s gonna’ be heartless. He remembers how it is as a teenage-hero and the kid is like, ten so. 
 Though he’s pretty sure Mr sad-trench coat dude knows he’s not a normal raven but it’s hilarious to hear him try to figure it out. 
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taylorvaughnsaidso · 7 months
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THERE IT IS - tik tok sleuths for the win
edit: just gonna link this here
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mac-cheez · 7 months
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I feel like at this point the Waynes kinda have to be unhinged chaos children at this point. Like, if they start having a sane streak then the news will just start fiending for Wayne drama to the point of harassing random strangers.
Like one day Tim pays for a lady's coffee cause she complimented his shirt or some shit, and she immediately gets mobbed and asked if she's his secret girlfriend or some shit(bonus points if she seems slightly too old or young).
So shit like this all comes to a head when a younger family friend/acquaintance gets fucking bombarded by the press at the front fucking door.
It could be anyone like Wally or Roy, but my personal favorite is just some rando kid of an acquaintance of Bruce who needs a place to crash while at uni or something(I do have a backstory for someone like this in my writing drafts but idk if ill post it). TLDR: Random Child at Wayne Manor.
One day to help Alfred out they head to the mailbox to grab the mail, or maybe they are about to get in their car, all that matters is that they are within reach. And once that happens they immediately drown in the plethora of questions from the press.
There so much talking that they can't hear a word and upon hearing the question "Is any of this true", they say yes to make them happy and immediately run back inside because they probably don't have press training.
This leads to huge headlines about the "New Wayne Kid!?!" and Bruce and his PR team have a heart attack. The kids are split between worry for the rando and unmatched amusement at the situation. Eventually, it gets straightened out after a press conference with Bruce, rando, and their current parental figures or lawyer if there is none.
Basically, it's now mandated that the Batfam has to have at least one crazy nondetrimental headline a month just to make sure the press is well-fed.
Edit: I wrote it........
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dracaelus · 2 months
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ENOUGH about Bruce visiting Harvey on arkham!
Everyone knows about his weekly visits. It's sad, it's melancholic, but also terribly cute and heart warming. Been there, done that. I'll be obsessing over those visits again soon enough. But until then...
Talk to me about MATCHES MALONE visiting Two Face on Arkham, kids.
Tell about matches being two face's first real friend, one that doesn't have anything to do with harvey (he doesn't know better), the only person who goes there to see just him
Tell me about a bruce who didn't plan for matches' relationship with two face to be anything but a way to get intel and keep an eye on harvey, a bruce who only ever wanted two face to dissappear and give back his friend... and deep within, a matches malone who grew way too fond of his "boss", and not bc he remindes him of harvey in any way
Something about bruce's visits and matches' visits being opposites in every way except for what they mean for both harvey and two face, how important they are to them...
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yama951 · 1 year
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Reading through a bunch of Batman and Danny Phantom crossover fanfics and I notice the "no meta" rule.
It'll be hilarious if it started off as a "no metas in Gotham cause do you want Superman pumped up with fear toxin?" sort of memo and it got into the rumor mill and it spiralled out of control into "Batman is meta-racist and a hypocrite since one of his Bats is clearly a meta" and Batman has no idea how to clear that up without throwing out a bad idea suggestion out into his rogues gallery.
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outlawssweetheart · 2 years
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Fanfiction >>>>> Canon 🤷🏽‍♀️
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gotham-response · 9 months
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Today a couple bats (idk who so don't ask) had a bet on who could go higher on the playground swings. All I can say is that I hope Batman's insurance plan has dental
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georgcfan · 6 months
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🚨🚨🚨
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blanddcheadcanons · 6 months
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At least 50 people in Gotham joined a class action lawsuit against Gossip Gerty for defamation of character. Of those people include Jim Gordon, Mayor Hill, Warden Sharp, the last two wardens of Blackgate, Bruce Wayne, Vicki Vale, and somehow Riddler.
Riddler didn't get a settlement though. His claim was based on a passing joke she made about him, saying "if i knew next to nothing, I'd wear a question mark logo too".
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shedontlovehuhself · 1 year
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Misha and knitting
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From an interview in the craftsman mag a few years ago
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calciumcryptid · 23 days
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I just want an alternate universe where Talia al Ghul came with Bruce Wayne to Gotham as a freshly married couple, and they grabbed Selina Kyle as their mutual mistress and the rest of the series is just their comedic adventures of having a vigilante, assassin, and a thief raise the bat kids.
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mattzerella-sticks · 2 years
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Look at how happy this old man is skateboarding.
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taylorvaughnsaidso · 6 months
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Little social media's update on our favorite One Tree Hill'er and the Soccer girlieeess...
there was this post by Sophia 🤔
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then Ali kicked ass - pretty awesome little send off if you ask me -
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then Ashlyn today...
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dramatiqueeee ashlyn
kay but i'm calling a sophia/ashlyn sighting in the next two weeks.
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love when celebs use their socials cryptically.
WAIT - EDIT Ali's brother Kyle posted this yesterdaay: !!!
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doctorharleenquinn · 7 months
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so this is the sixth attempt to post this theory turning fact..
so in today's issue of gotham gossip..
GOTHAM GOSSIP ISSUE 4: CONSPIRACY RESOLVED AND THE ARKHAM CITY EASTER EGG
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in one of the comic panels harley quinn is seen talking to what looks like black canary.. with them both in the cell and her cellmate pregnant harley then proceeds to explain to her that she knows what it's like to be pregnant hence why she is not going to start any drama or violence inside the cell or outside..
to anyone who has played the arkham asylum video games there is a easter egg in arkham city which is the second game in the arkham video game series
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going back to the comic panel harley quinn mentioned she has a daughter name's lucy who likes dressing toy cars in tutus.. correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't that sound like a clown car? I mean think about it a goofy car with something that's usually for entertainment.. it just strikes me at interesting.. girls will be girls after all and have a very imaginative mind but for some reason my mind goes to the joker and harley still regarding this..
she also mentions that mistah j ends up not knowing about lucy and that harley's daughter lives with her sister..
she then goes on to explain that she knows that's the joker doesn't have time to play parent.. in the arkham city games her outfit excluding a few features as well as her hair excluding a few features looks highly similar to the one in the comic panel..
the reason why I say theory turning fact.. is because this is just possibility that's the easter egg in the game is tied to this very seen somehow.. with the easter egg being previous to the panel of course.. this is going to show that the Easter egg that everyone was wondering whether harley was pregnant or not.. well we know that she actually has gotten pregnant and that's why there's a positive on pregnancy test.. everyone speculation on it being a false positive most likely ended up being real and not a false positive..right here it shows that the joker and harley have a kid together with the joker unaware..
whether these events are tied in other ways is unknown but we do know one thing harley has been indeed pregnant..the arkham city easter egg is not a false positive like people have thought
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andromedia5 · 2 years
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shuffles has given me too much power
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thevillainsfangirl · 2 years
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“But the actor who plays this character prefers them in this ship!”
That’s great, I don’t care. 🤨 I’m not like you, I don’t agree with people just because they’re famous and have more money than me, I can think for myself. 🙂
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