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Matt. A mess of a blog to reflect the mess of my life. Enjoy ;)
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more bucktommy kisses. i repeat. more bucktommy kisses
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to me charlie puth doesn’t exist outside of these tweets
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Feeling a lot of art block atm, so I painted Dean for a good challenge lol
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I'm gonna say it here too. Allow me to be crystal fucking clear.
It is not cowardly to stay in the closet. Full stop. You do not owe anyone any part of yourself you aren't ready to share
If you unable to come out because you fear for your safety or well-being or because you know it will cause you substantial discomfort, that is not a defect in you. It's a failure of the society in which you live and the community surrounding you.
If you just don't want to share that part of yourself, that is valid and I support you
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don't know how to word it exactly but what sways me more toward tommy as buck's love interest than any other LI before is how different the initial infatuations look in comparison
abby, ali, taylor and natalia all were interested in buck but in the 'walks into dangerous situations for a living and is hot' way (and also 'young and prioritizes me' for abby, to top it off, and 'died' for natalia)
but tommy is a firefighter, pilot, etc. and used to the whole 'walks into danger' bit and knows its bullshit so all he sees in buck is an adorable dork with a heart of gold, even more adorable enthusiasm, and some awkwardness thrown into the mix - and this is how buck actually is most of the time, even when he walks into danger without hesitation
and tommy still says, 'yeah, I like this one'.
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listening to the columbia student radio show covering the ongoing situation around student arrests and protests, something easy to put on to feel less disconnected right now
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what a beautiful day to not be in high school
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the stuff going on at columbia campus rn is genuinely incredible
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phrases in the desticule lexicon (not exhaustive, feel free to add):
Michael wave
physical and sexual behemoth Jared Padalecki
untouched and virginal Jensen Ackles
lawboy
chief Justice Jared Padalecki
[gunshots]
Orpheus' gay cajun vampire side piece
greetings blood freak
wax your chest father of two, it's fanservice time
chewing glass
jacting joices
Stanford, law school even
jender and mender
jackles' sexy sexy silence
pack it up George W. Butch
(Cas and Crowley) gay on gay violence
Heller [insert politician]
pspspsps I promise I won't psychoanalyze you
whore boots/Dean's "fuck me" pumps
rogue translator
comrade [insert cast member]
cw sniper
[Texas accent] what
if [x] then WHY [y]
hi hellers!
president Biden your silence on [insert destiel event] is deafening
did you fuck the Michael sword castiel?
too much enrichment in the enclosure
clicky noises/oh clicky noises amv we're really in it now
THEE [insert biblical figure]
they didn't even cast ABEL!
WHY lamp/tree/barn/dog/etc.
JUSSY JOWER
God Jensen, Dean's never gonna fuck you
rancid nutwork
season 16
musty wail
party city wig
blurry wife
nephew what's all this then
[insert writer(s)/showrunner]natural
[insert crossover media]natural
country boys make do
ok so fuck me then
I am once again asking WHO won the 10 minute jackles zoom
jackles release the tapes
jackles I am no longer asking
the epic highs and lows of Nov. 5th
superhell/turbohell (this was mainly used by people outside the desticule but I'm including it)
desticule/destielcule
chewing drywall (precursor to chewing glass; no longer in use)
ghost baby abortion
(diagnosed with) winchester derangement syndrome (this technically is from a deleted scene of spn but we say it so much I have to include it)
baldnatural (courtesy of @thatisahotsoup)
hbo spn
someone please microwave me
Jensen "Dean kinnie" Ackles
homophobic Jimmy Novak
closeted Jimmy Novak
wrist not limp enough. boil it.
canonically dead Kansas the band
Sam Winchester canonically cucked and robbed Jared Padalecki
widower arc and divorce arc
allegorical mpreg/he died in childbirth TWICE
easily the most show/THEE show of all time
unparalleled media experience
If you understand all of these you may need therapy. God bless.
(this list was made with the help of the folks in the hell discord! thanks for your help, guys!)
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evan buckley i have grown quite fond of you
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a very happy Destiel Decennial to the jilted lover what team is he playing for beef jerky and menthols episode! anyway Dean and Cas fucked in the first episode of the guy who made them canon 😌
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