I saw you made a bobs burgers post and I was wondering if you would will still be willing to write for it? If so can you do a yandere Calvin fischoeder x wonder wharf carney reader?

Oh I love him <3

He's money-hungry, let's be real. He doesn't want to get his hands dirty, so he'll pay someone else to do the dirty work

He treats you in the same way he treats Bob. He's mean, but in like a sassy way. He'll listen to your problems, even if he doesn't understand them. Maybe he sees something he likes in you. He's more willing to help you than someone else

He's old enough to be your father, but you've never really thought about that

He seeks you out whenever he goes to the Wonder Wharf

He spends most of his time with you than anything else

Nearly all the Carnies are ex-cons, so you probably just got out of jail. He loves them bad, so you probably did something really bad [Burglary/ Possession with intent to distribute/Money Laundering/etc. You get my point]

Pretty lucky, cause he'll help you with your parole

[Calvin would be a con too if he wasn't rich]

He tells you to call him Calvin, instead of boss or Fischoeder

He's very direct and doesn't beat around the bush

Does NOT want kids. He's too old for that

You might have to deal with his brother once in a while, but Calvin is quick to give him busy work

You deal with the belcher kids a lot and Louise is the only one who knows that Calvin likes you

And she uses that to her advantage

being related to Mr Fischoeder

request: no

headcanons

warnings: minor spoilers for the bobs burgers movie

a/n: reader is in their late teens

techincally you’re a distant relative, but you just call him your uncle

your morally ambiguous uncle

whenever people find out you’re related, they’re often surprised

Calvin had met you before you could even remember

beneath the shell of a wealthy man, the man actually adored you and likes to spoil you on occasion (despite your protests)

since you were from the “poor” side of the family, you grew up working hard for what you wanted (like tiana from tpatf)

Calvin has a fund set aside for when you’re grown up, despite you saying that you don’t need it

heaven help you if he sees you in public, ‘cause he will make it known that you’re his relative to anyone standing nearby

since you were little, Felix loved to dress you up (he still does every so often)

so far, you’re the only Fischoeder relative that Bob has met who hasn’t tried to murder him

when you turned 16, Calvin set up a scavenger hunt lead you to the secret clubhouse beneath the molehill

you also get a “family discount” at Wonder Wharf

though he may not show it a lot, Calvin actually admires you a lot, and actually really likes to be involved in your life

he’s even considered making you the sole beneficiary in his will

of course your uncle would tease you, but it wasn’t as bad as what Grover put up with (he envies you for that)

Alright since you asked for bobs burgers here ya go.

Can you do something where bob hires a helper for the restaurant and they slowly become like family to everyone. Also maybe they like teddy or something.

(Teddy is low key adorable)

(Alrighty!!) ---------------------------------------------- Beginning ''Okay. Kids. Welcome our new worker. Y/N!'' The restaurant owner proudly said to his children. ''They willingly work here?'' The smaller one asked, a small smile crept on her face. ''Louise. Don't-be rude. Y/N will be helping us around here. So, Teddy and Mort.'' Bob said, turning to his friend Teddy who was happily munching on some fries. ''That means that now you'll be seeing more faces around here.'' He continued, walking over to his friend casually. ''God Bob-That's so much! Now 6 people are working here! That's so much!'' Teddy said, dropping a few fries and smiling. Mort kept quiet, focusing on his coffee. Y/N looked at the man closely, he looked quite nice. His blue shirt looked cute! ~~ Y/N was cleaning the floor with a broom, as everyone else was busy doing their thing. Teddy as always, was sitting at his seat, looking at Y/N every now and then. He didn't know why he did, he just..d i d. Out of nowhere, you managed to trip over seemingly a i r and almost crashing into the counter, but Teddy was able to quickly react and catch you. ''Woah!-Y/N!'' He held you in his arms carefully. ''Oh--Oh my god-I-Thanks for saving me-Teddy.'' Y/N said quietly. Suddenly, Louise yelled: ''Y/N AND TEDDY ARE A COUPLE!'' Y/N and Teddy looked at Louise, then at each other. ''I-i'll just-let go of you now.'' Teddy helped Y/N up and let go of them. Linda, Bob, Tina and Gene were all watching. ''Aww they love each other!'' Linda said, wrapping one arm around her husband. ''Power-Couple!'' Gene said, putting his arms in the air. ''I have new ideas for the...thing that i'm writing.'' ___________________ Now for the family-thing: As Y/N entered the restaurant, everyone's faces lit up. ''Y/N!'' Louise yelled, jumping over the counter, running over to them and giving them a big hug. ''Oh Hey Y/N!'' Linda said, smiling and waving at Y/N. ''Hi Y/N.'' Bob said from the kitchen. ''Hey Y/N.'' Tina said, a small smile forming on her lips. ''Hey there Y/N!'' Teddy said loudly, as Mort just gave a small wave. Gene came storming out of the restaurant with his megaphone, blasting the fart-sound on repeat. ''Hiii!'' He yelled, chuckling afterwards. They were all so sweet, so happy that Y/N was there. Almost like Y/N is family, hmmm...not almost. Y/N is family now. (I decided to make it three-short small stories.)

requested by: anonymous (on @all-kids-out-of-the-pool)

Bob Belcher with Employee!Reader Platonic Headcanons

You had been looking for a summer job when you first met Bob and started working at his burger restaurant

After you worked for him for a while he started to treat you more like his kid then employee

You were comfortable in bantering with him jokingly and making light fun of each others odder quirks

While he would also stick up for you when someone would accuse you of something

When you asked him about it he would often answer with "The customer is often but not always right."

You also began to babysit for the Belcher's if they were to go out somewhere

Tina confined in you as if you were her older sibling and you two would also write fanfiction together

You were amused by Gene's odd creativity and were always happy to listen to his new hits

And while at first Louis was weary of you as her relationship with teenagers was not the best she did over time warm up to you

She even started to drag you into her pranks and mischievous endeavours

And pretty soon it became pretty apparent to everybody that you were essentially part of the Belcher family

Fin

*Y/N, Dick, and Roy watching Jason beat the shit out of a man for putting his hands on you*

Dick: “Oh, boy…”

Y/N: “I'm going to watch through my fingers. No, I'm not.”

Dick: “I'm going to look away.”

Roy: “I think we're gonna have to lay low for a little while after this.”

Kate: Are you sure this isn't because you secretly had a sexy dream about Wanda?

Y/N: What?! No! ...Recently? No!

Curtis!reader: Yeah, I think people will be pretty happy with my winning phrase: “You just got banged.” Then I point to my bangs.

Darry: Mm, Hun, don’t say “banged.”

Curtis!reader: What’s wrong with “banged?” I banged you. I banged Soda. I banged Pony. I banged the whole gang!

Darry: Oh my god.

Twilight would never work with me because if a vampire and a werewolf were fighting over me I would be constantly trying to convince them to be in a polycule lmao.

I'm just saying why must we pit two kings against each other when they could just spit roast me instead.

HE thrusted up into you while you were on top.

your hands bonded by fluffy pink handcuffs, his calloused hands pulling your hips down on to his shaft.

"f-fuckkk, i cant" you damn near shouted

" yea you can give me on more" he would reply, followed by a throaty groan.

he would then take one of his hands and wrap it around you're throat pulling you in for a rough, sloppy spit filled kiss, telling you to take it all.

" fuck, im gonna cumm" you whimpered out while laying your head on his shoulder, desperately wanting out of those damp cuffs just to touch him.

"c-cum baby, m'shit... cum with me" he would moan out in response, his thrust coming to a halt.

HE came inside of you to claim you.

HE was yours.

Eren, Jean, Reiner, Levi, 0nyankopon, Erwin, Zeke

*spying on Tim trying to flirt with Bernard*

Jason: Replacement is dying out there

Dick: I think Tim should just be himself

Batsis: No no. He should pretend to be someone else

Here’s my court ordered character simp list

@piffany666 @lunaritychuwolf

Judge my type (i think there’s a pattern)

I will elaborate on one of them the rest I will not your choice

Hello! I was wondering how would Mr.Fischoeder react to related!reader dating someone?

thanks for the request :) this one was fun

god forbid you should run into him while out on a date

ever the eccentric, he’s bound to unintentionally embarrass you just a bit

it comes with having him as a relative

if he feels good about it, he’ll treat you and your partner to something nice like a dinner or a date out on the wharf

now he knows it’s your life and he doesn’t get to pick and choose who you spend time with, let alone date

but he’s almost always gonna think you can do better

like, a solid 70% of the time

just because he’s not your father doesn’t mean your partner is free from a passive aggressive shovel talk

he trusts your judgment and knows if you chose this person to date, they can’t be that bad

however, that’s only if you have a good judge of character

it’s not that he doesn’t want you to be happy

it’s just that your taste in partners isn’t very good

if this is the case and he gives you advice, take it

he may be a bit of a prick at times, but when it comes to you, his heart is in the right place

trust me, he would never steer you wrong

but if the relationship is good and healthy, you have very little to worry about

we know that Calvin has had troubles with romantic relationship in the past, so seeing you thrive in areas where he failed makes him proud

Calvin x Fem! Reader

(Him confessing his feelings for you...) It was a normal, sunny day in Seymour bay. You were at the Wonder Wharf, sitting at an old bench near the carousel. For today, you really didn't plan much, so you decided to spend the time relaxing at one of your favorite places. As you were watching the people pass by you, you didn't realize a certain wealthy Landlord was sitting down next to you. The person coughed a few times, attempting on catching your attention. ''Huh--Mr. Calvin!-'' You turned your head to the left, looking at him. ''..I didn't notice you..'' You continued your sentence. ''Well, I have been told that I am very, very sneaky and quiet.'' He said, chuckling afterwards. ''Oh-Hehe.'' You chuckled, smiling at him afterwards. Calvin felt his cheeks warming up, oh how your chuckle always made him blush. ''So, Y/N. I came here to tell you something...'' He said, looking away awkwardly. '' Something? I hope it isn't bad, Calvin!'' You said, laughing. ''W-well...I..uhm.'' Calvin started panicking, why? He practiced this so often, why panic now? Apparently telling people you have feelings isn't as easy as he thought... ''Cough cough---I just...oh my-how do I even-'' He looked around, checking if anyone was watching the two of you. ''Ahem...I guess actions speak louder than words...'' Calvin mumbled before pulling you close, then passionately kissing you on the lips. The kiss didn't last long, as he then quickly stopped before anyone noticed. Calvin felt his heart beat go faster and faster, he had some really high adrenaline. ''Oh-oh why did I do that.'' He asked himself, looking at his hands and then at you. ''I didn't mind the kiss.-'' You said, giving him a slight smile. ''You didn't..-'' ''No, I didn't mind-Since-well...'' ''I have feelings for you.'' Calvin blurted out, not letting you finish the sentence. ''I have feelings for you too.'' ''Do you want to kiss again?'' ''Totally.'' Both of you started kissing each other once again, now not even caring about anyone watching. Soon, that kissing turned into a making-out session. (Just...think of that one scene were Calvin and Gayle make out okay?-) (Anywaaaay enjoy...this.)

*Thug rips off Damian’s Domino Mask*

Y/S/N, speaking lowly: “Pick that up, apologize, and leave. Please. For your own good.”

Thug: “I will do no such thing.”

Damian, cracks knuckles: “You should have left when you could have left.”

Red Hood: “Everyone who's got a knife grab it! It's a fight to the death!”

Y/N: I’ll just text see you soon, Wanda.

Kate: Wait! Spice it up!

Y/N: See you soon, bitch.

Kate: Too spicy, too spicy!

Y/N: Fuck, I sent it!