oracle, ban this guy

(some shitpost while i work on that bernard comic)

putting the bi in Robin

they them

inspired by this post by @freakly-fungi + a little extra timber

also starting to draw more long hair Tim bc drawing an undercut is taking years off my life

Bernard, staring: Hmm... *strokes chin*

Tim: What?

Bernard: Just trying to assess what kind of guy you are.

Bernard, internally: Specifically if you're the kind who likes other guys.

This is an appreciation post for Bernard using a flashlight and hand puppets to make the bat signal.

Tim Drake: Robin #10

Look at him. It doesn't even really look like a bat. What a guy.

I think Bernard becoming a chef is gonna be his ticket out of the Gotham rogue with two PhDs pipeline

I just know the entire Batfam is keeping a close eye on Bernard from the moment they learned he is going for a double majoring. Not even going for a career as a Chef keeps him safe.

“We love Bernard, but we also know the track record in Gotham so we are just keeping all the bases covered”

I need people to draw Tim in Bernard's stupid push-pull shirt from the 90s. I think it'd be so funny like Tim started dating him and suddenly inherited his bfs highschool wardrobe

bernard: ooh is that your portfolio for your photography class? can i see?

tim: yeah sure

bernard: …

bernard: dude, this just a selfie of robin, how did you get this?

tim, who got artist block and ran out of ideas (aka was benched and wasn’t allowed to take candids of the rest of the bats for his final): uhhhhhhhhh

Ives: What did Bernard text you? Tim: 'I can't believe I miss you this much after just three hours' Ives: And what did you send back? Tim: 'Haha lame' Ives: Tim: I was flirting

Fellas, is it okay to kiss your boyfriend while he’s wearing your brother’s merch?

Sometimes I forget how angry people get about ships that aren't harmful 😅

Tim Drake is canonly bi and he has a boyfriend. People ship him with his ex girlfriend. Both of those ships are completely fine, I think timbern is cute and I don't ship timsteph but I get they were together a while and people like them.

That being said I made a poll to see which Tim ship is most popular (I enjoy seeing what people think yk, it's entertaining) and Steph was one of the options but so was Bernard and someone rebloged it saying if timsteph didn't win it would be misogyny?

Neither of them are winning btw lol, connor is which is its own weirdly controversial thing

The thing is-

Timsteph isn't a bad ship. They were together a while, they were cute. Lots of people grew up with timsteph and like them.

Timbern isn't a bad ship. Just because Tim's dating a guy now doesn't mean he hates Steph or anything, he just moved on (and so did Steph!) and he's bisexual, he isn't just suddenly gay. They're cute too, and it's nice to see representation.

Timkon also isn't a bad ship. They're close friends which is the base to a good relationship, if they got together it'd also be good.

You know what is a bad ship? Tim and Jason. Or Damian, or Dick, or Bruce. And yet I see more people mad about shipping Tim with his boyfriend or his ex girlfriend or his best friend than I see people mad about shipping him with his siblings and his dad.

Today i'm here for a little gossip baut the wayne family: what do they like to write?

dick: nothing. He prefer to move and hate stay still and write something, but he like to talk about his old days at the circous

Jason (tim told me he is not dead jason tod, but a cousin, i made a post about him): he write the best hurt-comfort story, sometimes ff about the bats, usually ff abaut his favourite book (tha best os is about the monster of frankestein who get saved and loved, after his creator abbandone him)

Tim: he like to think about very intricate, difficul and fascinating story (usually about heroes) but he always end up writing one or two chapter and then let the worck unfinisced and start a new one.

Steph: burce/batman or superbat fiction (she's tecnically not a wayne but she's always in theyr home, eati g theyr food, so)

Cass: i dont know, i wasn't able to find out

Damian: he usually don't write, but when he do hes like some old famus poet, alla difficoult word and structure and even if i read one of his poem once, i wasn't able to understand. He's progectin a comics toughs, he is quite good at this (about some prince-detective)

Duke: he's an artist! He write the best story ever! His story make you cry and make you feel everithing and it's magical! He wrote abaout hero in the past, but naw he prefer some origica character. He's the best

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Batman - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Batfamily Members & Jason Todd, Bernard Dowd/Tim Drake Characters: Jason Todd, Bernard Dowd, Tim Drake, Batfamily Members (DCU) Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Omega Jason Todd, Identity Porn, Bernard's Conspiracy Theories, False Assumptions Series: Part 1 of Omega Jason Todd Week 2024 Summary:

Bernard is coming over for dinner to meet the family. Barnard... has some interesting ideas. Jason's desire for chaos in regard to Tim doesn't help ------------ Bernard continues full speed ahead, “The only question is when you fell in love with him.” The table comes to a full and complete halt. Bernard notices this time and shrinks a little, “Or maybe he fell in love with you? One-sided?” he gasps, “Did you not know? I’m so sorry. I thought it was obvious.” Tim looks like he’d very much like to melt into the floor and just… become one with the rug.

--------- Omega Jason Todd Week 2024 - 'Jason and Red Hood are assumed to be an alpha/omega couple' 

I sometimes (always) forget what’s actually canon about Bernard and what my mind has made up to fill the many many gaps

Bernard: What group do you wanna be in?

Tim: Which are you in?