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Reblog if it's okay to invade your ask box.
Always
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Today i'm here for a little gossip baut the wayne family: what do they like to write?
dick: nothing. He prefer to move and hate stay still and write something, but he like to talk about his old days at the circous
Jason (tim told me he is not dead jason tod, but a cousin, i made a post about him): he write the best hurt-comfort story, sometimes ff about the bats, usually ff abaut his favourite book (tha best os is about the monster of frankestein who get saved and loved, after his creator abbandone him)
Tim: he like to think about very intricate, difficul and fascinating story (usually about heroes) but he always end up writing one or two chapter and then let the worck unfinisced and start a new one.
Steph: burce/batman or superbat fiction (she's tecnically not a wayne but she's always in theyr home, eati g theyr food, so)
Cass: i dont know, i wasn't able to find out
Damian: he usually don't write, but when he do hes like some old famus poet, alla difficoult word and structure and even if i read one of his poem once, i wasn't able to understand. He's progectin a comics toughs, he is quite good at this (about some prince-detective)
Duke: he's an artist! He write the best story ever! His story make you cry and make you feel everithing and it's magical! He wrote abaout hero in the past, but naw he prefer some origica character. He's the best
#gotham#batfam#batman#bernard dowd#red hood#robin#dc#not-a-conspiracyonist#red robin#the signal#spoiler#black bat#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne
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Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.
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Why is Bruce Wayne so precius? He's just so stupid and lovely!
So i go to dinner at the wayne with Timmy and Bruce was so kind and open minded and told us abut that time he got caught smoking with Harvey Dent in college. When i say i like to cook he ask me the temperatu to bake the tiramisù, he was so amazet when i explain yoy don't have to!
We must protect him!
So here i ask you, dear gothamites:
#brucie wayne#so precious#best himbo in gotham#help bruce wayne#only in gotham#gotham#bernard dowd#dc#not-a-conspiracyonist
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Yep... Maybe i personally have aprciated the shorts of the first two, and the third have the ass to wear them, but whatever
Goon #1: Last night, Red Hood paid the boss a visit, and Robin picked up a grenade someone left on a crate, and let me tell you...
Goon #1: When Hood yelled “Put that shit back!” so loud, you know what I did?
Goon #2: You put your own shit back, didn’t you?
Goon #1: I put my own shit back.
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Do not think about it, just trust me, they are clone. Is not like i'm deliberately spreding disinformation in order to protect the identities of someone nera to me. Everithing i say is totally true. I'm bernard down, the cute ajd most informed conspiracyonist in gotham city.
And yes, one time i see the current robin beat to a pulp a thug with an umbrella. He is clarely damaged or malfuntioning.
Not like the 3th one, he was the best (sexy too)
Goon #1: Last night, Red Hood paid the boss a visit, and Robin picked up a grenade someone left on a crate, and let me tell you...
Goon #1: When Hood yelled “Put that shit back!” so loud, you know what I did?
Goon #2: You put your own shit back, didn’t you?
Goon #1: I put my own shit back.
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Ik, my boyfriend is amazing!
And robin obliviusly are clone, that would be the only reasonable answer that don't involve children abuse... The present one is a little malfutioning: he bite.
Goon #1: Last night, Red Hood paid the boss a visit, and Robin picked up a grenade someone left on a crate, and let me tell you...
Goon #1: When Hood yelled “Put that shit back!” so loud, you know what I did?
Goon #2: You put your own shit back, didn’t you?
Goon #1: I put my own shit back.
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Well yes, i know red robin, i saved his life that one time and even if my boy, tim, hate him a little we're friends.
And red hood can't be a robin, we all know that robin are clone that do not grow up, cause the tecnology is imperfect and they have a little spawn of life
Goon #1: Last night, Red Hood paid the boss a visit, and Robin picked up a grenade someone left on a crate, and let me tell you...
Goon #1: When Hood yelled “Put that shit back!” so loud, you know what I did?
Goon #2: You put your own shit back, didn’t you?
Goon #1: I put my own shit back.
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I promised red robin that i won't say anithing, but a god teories that i won't confirm or denie is that red hood is the incarnation of the spirit of gotham herself who ask for vegancie for all the one who die in the street.
Another theory is tha he's the evil clone of the first robin that batman make out of grief for the lost of the second robin and that now go arround searching his creator like the monster of frankesthein
Goon #1: Last night, Red Hood paid the boss a visit, and Robin picked up a grenade someone left on a crate, and let me tell you...
Goon #1: When Hood yelled “Put that shit back!” so loud, you know what I did?
Goon #2: You put your own shit back, didn’t you?
Goon #1: I put my own shit back.
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Naw: red robin win (sorry for everyone who vote oracle)
So, i want to specify we talk about actual red ribin, young and cool, not pseudonazi future gun batman.
He don't actually like being at the center of attention, and is scared to death that batman would disaprove. So he would do the only reasonable thins: create a fake ID and conqueering the world behind everione back.
Everithing would be funnier, cause he's to young to make only serius decision.
He would bully lex a lot.
He would change legal sistem so the joker can be sentenced to death after a trial.
He would ban Robin out if everithing just to mess with him
He would riform the scolar sistem, legalize abortion, gay marriage and gay adoption everiwhere.
He would put coffe as a new essential, free goods
He would keep vigilantism illegal only to mess with batman
He would ask Spiler for (terrible) advice and create some new shitty national day like "red day" "fuck metropolis day" "coffee day" ecc.
Lex is afraid some alien may have a bad day, turn evil and conqueer the world. Some dark timeline already show us that. But you know who ca really became the dark ruler of the word if they try? Someone from the bat family. So...
As you can see i don't make Nightwing cause that timeline with vampire already show us he fucking can.
I would make another post about how would be the word if the winner conqueered it
#gotham#batfam#only in gotham#batman#bernard dowd#robin#dc#not-a-conspiracyonist#red robin#tim drake
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I'm an expert. I know everithing about every vigilante.
Goon #1: Last night, Red Hood paid the boss a visit, and Robin picked up a grenade someone left on a crate, and let me tell you...
Goon #1: When Hood yelled “Put that shit back!” so loud, you know what I did?
Goon #2: You put your own shit back, didn’t you?
Goon #1: I put my own shit back.
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Dunno, i dont pay attention to random goons
Goon #1: Last night, Red Hood paid the boss a visit, and Robin picked up a grenade someone left on a crate, and let me tell you...
Goon #1: When Hood yelled “Put that shit back!” so loud, you know what I did?
Goon #2: You put your own shit back, didn’t you?
Goon #1: I put my own shit back.
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Lex is afraid some alien may have a bad day, turn evil and conqueer the world. Some dark timeline already show us that. But you know who ca really became the dark ruler of the word if they try? Someone from the bat family. So...
As you can see i don't make Nightwing cause that timeline with vampire already show us he fucking can.
I would make another post about how would be the word if the winner conqueered it
#gotham#batfam#only in gotham#batman#bernard dowd#red hood#robin#dc#not-a-conspiracyonist#red robin#nigthwing#oracle#black bat#spoiler#batgirl#batwoman#bluebird#bat wings
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My boy says he is kinda a dick sometimes
Would you prefer to be saved by...
If you are not a pussy, say the reason in the comment/tag
I start: red robin cause he's hella hot
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Boss? You need help? Money?
Would you prefer to be saved by...
If you are not a pussy, say the reason in the comment/tag
I start: red robin cause he's hella hot
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I don' have a superhero boyfriend who can blackmail other hero to let me talk to them. But i have my metods so i meet some of the big, famous hero and i ask them "why is batman a hero?" Here the answer:
Green lantern says he was biten by a radioactive bat
Wonder Woman says she's pretty sure he is a man cursed to help by the god and inable to left gotham alone
Flash just says he is a bat who gained (trough the non exactly safe and very chimical water of gotham) the ability to turn into a man
Costantine says he probabily is a vampire who make a pact with some higher being to be able to sustain the sun and in exange have to protect gotham forever
Acquaman says he is a robot who clone mini version of himself to make them into soldier
Shazam says he is some prince of hell undercover in the mortal reign.
Green arrow says he is a dickhead and refuse to say anything else
Superman says he is just someone too tired to feel anything except the adrenalin of risking his life and the joy of children (too many children he says a little concerned)
Sometimes hero are so clueless. We all know he is just Bruce Wayne's sugar baby
#gotham#only in gotham#batfam#batman#bernard dowd#dc#not-a-conspiracyonist#jl#superman#wonder woman#costantine#acqua man#green lantern#shazam#flash#green arrow
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I'm only here to say that i found out that Spoiler write BatmanxBruce fanfictions. And the other batkids read them.
Sometimes they meet in the batcave to comment, like smutty book club with theyr two dad as protagonist.
They find it amusing
#sreph is so proud#only in gotham#gotham#batfam#batman#bernard dowd#dc#not-a-conspiracyonist#spoiler#stephanie brown#batmanxbrucewayne
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