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gocryaboutitt · 4 months

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Someones a little sick

back at it guys. same character yknow the shit by now

your point of view;

As im walking around my house fixing up things that were broken or covered in dust, i hear my phone start to ring which results in me letting out an aggravated sigh while picking up the phone.

"Hey sweets" i hear tommy sniffle before the phone gets snatched out of his hands, "Jess, you need to let us in, NOW!" demands mick as im finally allowed to speak. "Hello to you guys too, why do i need to let you in exactly? You idiots will mess up my house", "because we're sick and don't know what to do" argues mick as he begins to cough, "ugh, fine" i say while slamming the phone on the reciever and walking to the front door. While i bask in the feeling of a clean house, i open the door to reveal the four man-babies.

"Jess, help me!" screams vince as a runs up to me, while might i add, sniffling "how did you guys even get sick? was it from one of the many groupies, did it finally catch up to ya?" i say while widely grinning, and stepping aside for them to walk in.

"If any of you idiots mess up my place i will make you suffer in silence" i snicker while ushering them to the living room. "Go sit down and tell me what happened".

"Promise you wont laugh," begs nikki "can't make any promises, nikki" i say while walking to the kitchen to make tea "I got sneezed on by a groupie when i was making out with her," him saying this resulted in me letting out a wheeze before regaining my breath. "And the rest of you?", "he went around the studio sneezing into the air!" whines vince as his voice is barely able to keep one pitch. "Mhm, and i reckon it affecting you the most isnt it blondie?"

I chuckle while walking into the living room holding a tray of teas, "Yes! It is! I can't sing without my voice breaking" he groans while taking one of the hot beverages.

"Shut up blondie" whined both tommy and nikki as mick sat there drinking the tea, "atleast you don't have to worry about playing an instrument while youre coughing up a lung" groans tommy. "well this is the last time im taking care of you guys," i say, sighing "i guess you imbeciles are going to want to stay here tonight, right?"

"Can we, please?" asks mick as he finishes the drink, "yeah i guess, since youre my favourite mick, you can take my room" i suggest while softly smiling at him.

"Really? are you sure-", "yes, im sure, mick, go on the beds made and there should be a bin nearby" i stop him mid sentence with a light chuckle. "Thanks, jess" he smiles with a nod and walks up stairs.

I sit down in his seat while the other look at me in disbelief, "How come he gets your room?", "he gets to be so close to you panty draw, and i dont?!" i groan while rolling my eyes "because he's actually tolerable". "I'll be sleeping out here if it makes you guys feel better, god this couch sucks ass" i say with a groan as i get up and lay on the floor. Tommy was the first one to move and took this as his chance to lay his head across my thighs, this was followed by vince laying on the oppsite side of my body but with his head on my stomach, which was later followed by nikki laying across my chest.

"What the fuck do you guys think i am? a pillow?" i sitfle a groan as one of their bodies shift against mine, "a pretty damn comfortable one," grins nikki as he buries his face in my chest.

"so fucken help me, if i get sick from you idiots" i start as im cut off with a sneeze from vince which somehow racks through my body, "awh man im sorry" he sheepishly apologises "im going to kick your guy's ass's" i say while giving up and laying there.

"What ever you say, sweets", "shut up tommy, just go to sleep".

roughly 4:04 am

i woke up to someone snoring, fucked if i know who's, up shoots vince as he runs to where im hoping is the bathroom. I prop my body up against the couch as he comes back into the room looking a bit too pale, "hey blondie, are you alright?" i ask as he sits down beside me "yeah, 'm just tired" yawns vince as he nuzzles into the side of my body, "go back to sleep, vinny, i'll still be your guy's pillow" i whisper while raking my fingers though his hair "Mm, thanks doll" he groans, practicly asleep.

I flick on the tv as i decided i wasnt going to be able to sleep any time soon, as i flip through the channels i decided on The Karate Kid movie.

It was around 8:13 am, and i had resulted in watching any movie that came on, i was silently watching The Breakfast club as i felt nikki and tommy begin to stir. "Morning, guys, sleep well?" i softly ask as they sit up and adjust to the light, "yeah, thanks for being my pillow," snickers nikki as he stands up and walks into the kitchen, "how about you, t-bone?" "mm, it was good thanks sweets" he yawns while shuffling up to me, "how are you feeling?" "like shit" he groans while leaning onto me "its alright,t-bone you'll get better eventually" i smile while raking my fingers through his hair.

"Mm, i hope so." grins nikki as he walks through the door "dude! you took my spot" he whines "be quiet nikki its too early, and blondie here is still asleep, here" i slightly open my legs "even better" he smirks before sinking down in between them "shut up dude, you hogged her boobs all night anyway".

"what the fuck did i just hear?" groans mick as he walked into the living room, "how are you even comfy with them on you, it looks like a doggy pile", "it is mick, i havent moved all night" i sigh while look up at him "you poor thing" chuckles mick as he sits behind me on the couch.

that was fun lmao. i hope you enjoyed it

love you guys

#motley crue x reader #mick mars #nikki sixx #tommy lee #vince neil #vince neil x reader #nikki sixx x reader #tommy lee x reader #mick mars x reader

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chrissturnsgirlll222 · 2 months

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second, never first

chris x fem!reader

summary - you grew up hating one guy all of high school but suddenly become close friends, but as time goes on feelings develop, only its one sided.

warnings - swearing, use of y/n, BOYS (no smut… for now lol)

word count - 1500+

NOT PROOFREAD

this morning of school was tense. all day i was waiting to hear from anna to cuss me out, ask for a ride home or act like nothing happened and be petty. none of the above happened. she literally didnt go to school.

chris and i hung out at lunch and were just waiting for anna to start texting one of us aggressively but she didnt.

the silent treatment was killing me. why couldnt she just talk to me about what she was feeling. she had it all wrong and if she wasnt talking to me or chris she would just live thinking that we were hooking up being her back. it doesnt help the situation at all that shes ignoring us because we couldnt fully explain ourselves. but with anna, i dont even think clarification would change her mind.

chris and i were about to leave school when i got a text from anna:

monday 3:14pm

anna: i need you to come over, its urgent

as soon as i read the message i booked it to chris’ car showing him the message. “chris what the fuck am i supposed to do.” i exclaim shoving my phone in his face. he grabs it from my hand and reads it, “go.” is all he says.

“go?”

“yes go right now, this is literally our only chance of saving this whole situation.” he says.

“chris i am scared what are you not understanding.” i snap.

“me and you both have watched anna single handedly take girls down for messing with her relationships even if they didnt matter. you have watched her fight girls in the hallway just for looking at her wrong, now you have a chance to fix this and your ‘too scared’.” he explains

i pause thinking about what to do. part of me thinks hes right but the other part is saying that im about to get bitch slapped into oblivion. the people she cares about most betrayed her, atleast in her eyes.

“i dont even know what to say.” i mumble. “maybe explain the fucking situation.” he says in a duh tone. “got it.” i say before running into my car, backing out of my spot and waving off chris.

after driving to annas house ,which time felt like it was speeding past me, i got out of the car and let out a sigh i didnt know i had been holding in. walking up to the front door i run over every detail of what im about to say, finally reaching the top of her porch stairs i knock on the door. the door flys open and anna has the sweetest smile on her face.

im guessing she doesnt know that chris told me about what she said since she started talking to me like normal.

“what did i miss at school any hot gos?” she says walking towards her fridge and grabbing a sparkling water. “uhhh no?” i hesitate for a second confused. “oh lame.” she frowns.

“well i have some.” she says.

“about who?” i question even though i have a feeling i know where she is going with this.

“one of our best friends.” she is talking almost as if she is animated. most likely to freak me out, its working.

“ouu interesting.” i reply.

“yeah! so, one of our closest friends is hooking up with chris behind my back, she actually thinks i wont do something about it.” she states in the same animated tone.

“anna you can drop it i know your talking about me.” i say my face blank.

her face drops “oh so you admit it.”

“no i actually came here to knock some sense in to you.”

she hums in response raising her eyebrows. “what the fuck game do you think your playing at anna. i mean seriously, drop this little creepy act your not intimidating anyone. if you knew everything you wouldnt be acting like a bitch right now.” i snap.

“ouu look who grew a pair, im not going to sit here and listen to your fake ass apologies so you can leave and perhaps let the door hit you on the way out.” she says with a smug smile on her face. “anna if you would get out of your own head you could stop yourself from losing two friends who care about you.”

“friends?” she scoffs, “what great friends i have. did you enjoy your movie night or did chris’ dick feel too good down your throat? i dont need you anymore you see, all you do is complain and complain. you wanna act innocent? get out of my house and i wont tell anyone your as fake as you really are.” she scolds.

“you dont mean that.” my heart shatters as my best friend basically tells me im nothing to her anymore. “oh y/n i mean every word.” she waves at me and turns around.

“unbelievable.” i scoff as i walk out.

if there was anything i knew about anna was that she could lie right through her perfect teeth. if she says shes not going to tell people that she thinks me and chris are hooking up, she quiet literally means the opposite. so if she wants to play that game i will too.

im done getting pushed around by her.

i immediately dial chris’ phone number.

ring ring ring

chris answers the phone.

“hey kid, did everything go smoothly as planned?” he asks.

“no, anna is actually the most horrible human being on the planet i cannot fucking believe i wasted years of my life on that bitch.”

“woah woah calm down. explain to me what happened.” he tries to mediate.

“ill be over in 5.” i say before hanging up and getting into my car.

i sped over to chris’ house so angry i swear i passed about 3 stop signs.

“anna is actually unreal i never should have agreed to this little deal of yours to set you up with her.” i storm in to chris’ room. he shoots up at my entrance “ok y/n you actually need to chill the fuck out.” he breathes.

“no chris in not going to ‘chill the fuck out’” i mock, “you know what the fuck she said to me?” i say. “what?” he says.

“she said she doesnt need me anymore.” i quote anna. chris’ face drops. i walk over to his bed dropping my school bag on his floor. “how exactly did all of this blow up in your face this bad?” he questions. “well i walked in acting clueless and she kept talking to me like everything was fine and i was extremely confused right?” i explain. “mhm” chris hums waiting for the rest of the story.

“so she started saying one of her closest friends betrayed her and thought they got away with no consequences, so then i just confronted the situation and she took that as me confessing to everything. so i started to explain myself and then she started saying how we are fake people and that if i didnt leave her house she would tell everyone was a snake and fucking you behind her back.” i continue.

“but you left so your fine right?”

“chris do you even know who anna is? like seriously.” i say and he shrugs his shoulders.

“by tomorrow pretty much everyone will be talking about how we got together behind annas back.” i state.

“im so done being pushed around by her. she always called me a buzzkill when i didnt feed into her constant boy troubles. and you know what carson told me, he said that anna has been scaring guys away from me for years. she never saw me as a friend. she only ever saw me as competition. years of friendship for nothing.”

“if she is going to tell everyone that were snakes then let them believe it.” he blurts out.

i make a confused face at him “chris wha-“ he cuts me off “people are going to believe anna no matter what right?” i shrug in response, “so why dont we entertain the idea for them.” he explains

“chris have you actually lost it?” i say. “nope. kid i dont know about you but anna seems like she wasnt the bestie we thought she was.” he says emphasizing ‘bestie’.

“no?” i respond.

“so then lets get back at her, make everyone think were dating.”

“yeah chris i got that but what do we get out of it?”

“you get back at your horrible bitchy best friend and i get a fake hot girlfriend.”

thanks for reading xx

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a/n: YALLL IM SO EXCITED TO SEE REACTIONS TO THIS. i have the whole story planned out in my head and we are finally getting into the real plot of this story. hope you guys enjoyed.🩷🩷🩷

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hearts4leeknow · 4 months

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Chicken Nuggets || Han Jisung x Reader

Genre: angst-fluff (hurt/comfort?)

Warning(s)?: hurtful words (hannie didnt mean it), Han is a little bit of a meanie (but he makes up for it)

Han Jisung x Reader

Summary: You storm off into you and Hannies shared bedroom with hurt feelings. Han knows he messed up but thinks an apology isn’t enough so he makes some chicken nuggets for you <3

a/n: My friends were giving me suggestions and this one is from my friend @ghostaurel <33

“you’re so clingy it’s suffocating you know? Can you not see I don’t wanna talk to you!”

Han’s words repeated in your head over and over again each time you heard it you’d let out a sob. Does he really think i’m that clingy? No, was the answer but his words earlier said otherwise. Han knew he was wrong as soon as the filthy words left his mouth, his heart hurt when he saw the tears build up in your eyes due to the words he had spewed, yet he couldn’t think in the moment so he said nothing else. He regrets saying nothing, it probably made him look worse but he cant do anything to change that now, the past is the past. Jisung spent the first 10 minutes alone in the living room thinking about how to apologize, he felt tears brim up in his eyes, he felt terrible. He didn’t mean it he just couldn’t come up with any song ideas for their new album coming out soon. Jisung knew it wasnt an excuse, he also knows a simple ‘i’m so sorry’ or ‘i’m sorry’ won’t fix anything. He already has hurt your feelings twice this week due to stress, his sorry wont mean anything to you and he knew it. So he decided to do more this time, make a midnight snack for the two of you to enjoy together to finally spend time together after him staying in the studio for who knows how long. It was the least he could do.

Chicken Nuggets, is the first thing that came to mind when he thought of foods and snacks you liked. And so that’s what he made. Han saw some dino nuggets in the freezer so he defrosted them and put them into the toaster oven to heat up, he then went ahead and attempted to make star nuggets for you. He wasn’t very good at cooking like the other members but Jisung tried. He collected all the ingredients whisking, stirring and pouring ingredients. Finally he looked at the clock, 1:47AM he read. Are you even still awake? he wondered, his question was answered when he heard the bedroom door unlock revealing a tired, teary eyed, you.

“Baby! I made some dino and star nuggets for you as an apology because I assumed an ‘im sorry’ wouldn’t be enough for the damage I caused and the hurt I caused you..” He looked down feeling ashamed.

“Hmmh” You hummed in response, walking towards the dining table sitting yourself down.

“I am really sorry, I didn’t mean any of those horrible words I said to you. I said them in the heat of the moment and it wasn’t right of me. I’ve just had no ideas for songs and it’s been stressing me out since the deadline of those are in 2 weeks, yes I know it’s no excuse for what I said. I lashed out again, and I promise i’ll change for the better, for you. I’m really sorry baby!” Jisung apologized tears filling up his boba eyes yet again, his tone of voice and eyes practically begging for him to be forgiven. He was guilty and you could tell, his body language said it all.

“Hannie, it’s okay and I understand I was prying you a lot and probably disturbing you, but you know I care for you and whenever you feel stressed take a breather and talk to me about it next time instead of building it up and lashing out on me?” You give a small smile showing you do forgive him.

“Yes, I promise to talk to you and take breaks next time! I just can’t guarantee this won’t happen again in the future, but I will do everything I can to prevent it!” He had tears rolling down his face but he held a proud smile. In that moment he heard a ‘ding!’ meaning the dino and star nuggets were done! Jisung took them out and put them on a plate for you and him to share.

“Ji! don’t forget about the ketchup meteorite!” You giggle watching Jisung pull open the fridge looking for the ketchup bottle.

“Ji to your right on the door of the fridge.” You smile at his confused state frantically trying to find the ketchup. He let out a small ‘ohh’ and opened the lid forcing some ketchup out of the bottle.

“ahh” You said waiting for him to feed you a chicken nugget.

“Okay wait” Jisung quickly went to wash his hands speeding back and dipping a Star nugget into the ketchup feeding it to you.

“This is the one I made, how is it babe?” He questioned trying to tell by your expression.

Your eyes light up, “Woah, this is actually amazing” Your voice was muffled due to the fact you’re still chewing.

“Thank you Ji-baby!” You have a bright smile and a peck on the cheek as a reward.

“The least I could baby~” He gave you a sly smirk, giving you a kiss on the nose.

“try one!” You hold up a star nugget up to his lips waiting for him to take a bite.

“Mmm, you’re right it is good..” Jisung looked at you with his cheeks stuffed with chicken nuggets.

“You’re a cutie you know that!” You poke his cheek earning a pout from poor Jisung. You shoved two dino nuggets into your mouth mimicking Han.

“AWWW, you’re cuter babe!” He squealed with his loud persona, as your face flushed a light pink.

“Baby…I love you. You know that right?” Han expressed, in a calmer matter.

“Yes Hannie, and you know, I love you too” You two shared a kiss full of love and passion. That’s how your night went on, laughs and giggles were to be heard as you and Jisung were having the time of your lives in the dining room at now 2:57AM not yet asleep.

-FIN-

a/n: i’m actually really proud of this one! Lmk if you guys want more things like this!

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urauntiefaye · 5 months

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lately I've been thinking about how Leehan would react when he saw me kissing another man (he fell in love with me secretly, because we were enemies and often fought)😏🔞.

maybe he'll give me some crazy punishment in an empty area of school and claim me (Shit, especially without protection) that I'm his and forever will be 🤭

❤️btw I'm a female❤️

Enemies ~ One Shot(Leehan🔞)

P.S.A: if you do not like Smut/This type of content please ignore and scroll away. Thank you!

Warning: 18+, y/n is afab, smut smut smut, includes spanking, unprotected sex, hair pulling, pet names (slut, baby), penetration(y/n receiving), other uhh I think that's all? Let me know if I missed anything.

Content below the line.

A/N: This is my first time writing for Leehan so please be gentle with me. Also I'm sorry if this sucks especially the ending 😭

You have no idea how you ended up in this kind of situation. The thought of you being bent over your professor's desk getting railed by none other than the man you claim to hate the most, Leehan has never even once crossed your mind(lies). His fingers tangled up into your hair and pulled your head back causing your back to flush against his chest. His hips never ceasing as he ramed his dick into your dripping cunt. A loud moan escapes your lips, “really think you can kiss someone else?” He grunts as he thrust harshly hitting all of your soft spots. Tears running down your cheeks as the pleasure of being stretched out by Leehan “I-Im sorry l-lehan, wont do it again!” You cried out, he just scoffs at your pathetic attempt of apologizing, his hand sneaking around your waist and reaching down to rub your clit causing you to moan loader. A tight ball form in your lower stomach making you clinch around him. “G-gonna cum!” You through your head back rest on his broad shoulders. A low moan comes from Leehan as his thrust speed up “cum then, cum on my cock you slut” he whispered in your ear not once slowing down. Your eyes shut tight as you cum, your whole body shaking from the intense orgasm. Leehan doesn't stop, you can tell he was close from the way his thrust become erratic “fuck baby, gonna cum” he moves his hand to your stomach and grips the flesh “wanna fuck a baby into you, gonna make you mommy” he groans out loud causing another orgasm to build up in you “pl-please! Want you to cum in me!” You screamed out holding onto his biceps to keep yourself stabled. Leehan thrust into your sopping wet pussy and stilling all movements as his cum shoots deep inside you causing you to cum once again. Your legs go numb almost falling but Leehan grip tightens around you helping you stay up. He pulls out and quickly puts your panties back on. He turns your around so you're face to face. Your both a panting mess covered in sweat, you look up at him and see that his eyes are no longer filled with the typical annoyance and hate they usually are. Instead he fixed your hair and looks at you as if you're they most precious thing. The complete opposite of how he was just a couple second ago. His hands cups your cheeks and plants a gentle and loving kiss upon your lips. “Don't ever, kiss another man, got it?”, your heart skipped a beat at his words “Leehan is this your way of asking me out? If so you're kind of doing a bad job it”. Leehan rolls his eyes and wraps his arms around your waist and gives you a quick peck. “If it was would you say yes?”, you hum a little and tilt your head, prolonging your answer as a way to tease him. You stood on your tippy toes and kiss him back “maybe?~”

#auntiefaye🧚🏻‍♀️#boynextdoor hard thoughts #boynextdoor hard hours #boynextdoor smut #myeong jaehyun smut #leehan smut #taesan smut #riwoo smut #sungho smut #kpop smut

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ideas-scattered-dreams · 1 year

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/ / Show and Tell

Fandom: Twisted wonderland AU: Tied Mannequin (made it up)

Imagine that.... A doll. a mere puppet for the sevens and the guardian of NRC that was put in a museum for... "entertainment" by the headmages, since generation to the present u were visited by students and teachers, for teaching purposes or just a mere visit to taunt u... of your damn misery. though it was your fault wasn't it. You were far more stronger than the seven yet mere feelings for the seventh was far greater than your own freedom. You loved her, cherished her, but i guess the thorn fairy just needed a puppet rather than a lover. a pity for you really. generations passed by like a blink of an eye, you just stayed there.. acting like a mannequin in this dreadful museum. until six pairs of freshmen visited you... "agh, this museum is creepy! why are we even here?" ace asked going close to yuu. "the headmage requested for us to clean the statue or... mannequin in this museum.." the others groan as this was their own fault really. grim and ace began to fight and Infront of the great seven statues and burnt it.. as for compension they had to clean the statue and now this statue/mannequin in here. You heard tapping of shoes behind the door Infront of you... a visitor? or the headmage of this generation? as the large door opens with a creak the first years walked in looking awed at the pictures and displayed artifacts... oh. they.. had a different scent and presence.. and is that a raccoon? what a unique bunch.. you smirked.

"Alright guys, we have to start cleaning so we can finish early..." the others groan but gathered their equipment and started cleaning the paintings, the wall, the glass and carefully with the artifacts. and that left u. "This room is filled with all kinds of things the great sevens has achieved but what's with this... statue?" ace exclaimed and patted you with the broom. "how rude!" you said while putting your hands on your hips. making the others scream. "You are a rude kid, i wont be surprised if u were sent here because u did something wrong." you sighed and looked at their fearful gaze, they seem to hide behind the.. uhm.. "I don't sense any.. magic in you.. or has my senses messed up since the old times..." you put a hand to your mouth looking confused on this.. student Infront of you. "actually.. I am magicless.." now u were shocked, a magicless person in the school? first ever thing u heard in hundreds of years. "then u must leave yes? this school was made for magic and fruitful students. no offense though." you step down from the podium and now is Infront of them. "explain to me in short. now." When yuu finished explaining, u hummed. "i see.. so now your just waiting for the headmage to fix the problem but in the end it still hasn't been fixed nor made progress.. i see.. i see.." you mumbled. you looked directly at yuu's eyes and smiled, "a pity. though for me that's a little fix i can help u with... u intrigued my interest." that made everyone shocked, you can?! that's good news! "though.." you sighed, "I cant do it when i'm trapped here, the problem could just be the mirror and a little magic fix would solve the problem, though the headmage might say it wont work because the mirror is a valuable asset here in NRC and will not risk such a thing for a mere.. student" that made the others dumbfounded, that's all? well.. you were right on about the headmage though..

"so i don't think i can actually help you without getting out of here first though.. a shame, but i think u must all go now though.. the sun is setting." You smirked as the others began to clean up their equipment and start to head out while thanking u for your time. Before yuu went out last you called out for them "oh and yuu.. if u really desperately need my help and to get u back to your world... you can always come here and ask, ill do it for you... repaid with my freedom yes?" you smiled and waved. yuu was silent but nodded while closing the large door, creakkk, thud. and silence. Your smile turned into a wide one and your sharp teeth at display.. what a fun new key that flew into your hands.. and a desperate one at that. what shall u ever do yuu.. you turned around to go to the podium but wiped the screen Infront and words that was filled with dust before going back to your position as a statue. the words written was blurry but readable.. it says. "here stands the puppeteer of the sevens, the founder of NRC, the loyal lover of the seven the thorn fairy... they give you hope and desire, but don't get enchanted or you'll be pulled by their strings of despair... in exchange for your paradise, they want freedom of a hox. they are trapped here for a reason." as well as a warning "DO NOT LET THEM OUT, DO NOT LET THEM HAVE THEIR FREEDOM, DO NOT OBEY THERE WISHES ON WANTING TO BE FREE, DO NOT LISTEN TO THEIR CRIES AND PLEADS ENCHANT YOU. it is all a trick."

You hummed a tune, this dream of mine and yours will end soon yuu. just take my hand and don't let go.. don't be such a fool and let me go, use me as u want but i want my dream of being free once more!

#➥🌙dreamer.ideas #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x male reader #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland x female reader #twisted wonderland x gn reader #tied mannequin #x male reader #x female reader #x reader #x gn reader

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capsensislagamoprh · 2 months

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So, I was sitting here thinking about Victor and Yuuri's wedding, as you do, when it occurred to me. That damned stripper pole is gonna make an appearance. I know it is. I see it. In my mind. Dose Chris carry that thing around like he's a secret BO staff fighter and he will dance off to save the world? This boy is a bard. He's a sexy dance bard. Bet he can stomp in 6 inch heals.

Anyway, that's not the point.

The point is, Otabek will not be caught dead doing that. 1: flexibility is not his strong suit and he knows it. Let others have their fun He's just be in the background contemplating the physics of it. 2: That is something he will *never* be suckered into because he knows they take photos. Nope. Big Nope.

But what he will do, as requested, is DJ the dance floor for the after party. Which means Yuri will not get to dance with him. Which is sad. EXCEPT. My head did a thing.

See, Otabek would totally be that one completely responsible, fire putting out, fixes stuff by walking thrugh a room and just correcting it person every wedding has. Even if all he does is direct the right person where they need to go so they can put out said fire. Takes a team, but the observant notice where they need to be. (I have been to so many weddings and I am telling you there is always ONE person who makes it all better by existing and OnE pErSoN who fucks it by by breathing.)

And like, I got so many head cannons about this. See, he wears a cravat, proper, for his competitions. Guess who's being tasked (along with Chris) to deal with people who cannot tie ties. Basic will not do. We're talking Fancy Tied Ties. FANCY. Yes, both Chris and Otabek can do these to perfection.

Guess who has to stop Yuri from climbing a wall when he's stressed because Yuuri is stressed and that makes Victor want to go comfort him, but he can't because he has to get ready for the wedding himself, and Yuri is supposed to stop Victor but Victor listens to no man save Yuuri and that's a mess he's tried to explain but no one seems to get but Otabek.

Guess who has to braid Yuri's hair to calm him down. Then has to tell Yuuri's mom - who is doing something else important at the time - what's up so it can be dealt with. Then has to deal with helping Yuri find where he threw his shoes in a rage.

Guess who has to go pick up the classic car they left to get detailed the day before instead of three days prior like he suggested and it may not be here on time because the delivery driver for it can't get anyone to drive him back, so he has to go and get it to the sight on time for when they 'go away' on the honey moon drive which is actually just a drive around the island so the pack of feral ice skaters can reset the scene for the after party. This doubles as having to pick up the wedding cake, and triples as getting Yuri out of there for a little bit so he can chill under the guise of holding the cake steady so it wont be ruined.

Guess who holds the ladders when they hang up flower decor because someone forgot they cannot en pointe to breach that last three inch gap between them and the hook for the flower arrangement. Seriously, you're gonna hurt yourself.

Guess who just sort of lugs boxes where they need to go with out a problem, and in general dose the dirty work quietly with everyone else, letting them set up - the fun part - while he considers this a light cardio day. Still shows up fresh and looking good, because of course he does.

And then he DJs and dose killer because you know he will, and everyone's having fun. All worth it.

But Yuri doesn't get to dance with him, and that's bothering Yuri, so Yuri hangs out with Otabek as he cleans up his set. Everyone else has decided to tear things down the next day. Not him. This shits expensive and he's not going to risk it.

And because Yuri pouts about it, Otabek sighs, grabs his hand, and with no one around just twirls Yuri's ballet doing ass about that floor in ways he's never danced before. Because while Otabek is not cut out for ballet, he dose dance. Far more varieties than Yuri. Lifts, spins, dips, twists. It's fast, and energetic, stuff to make Rodgers and Hammerstein drool. Then he just leaves Yuri drop jawed as he just walks back to his kit and finishes packing it up.

Yuri jumps on his back complaining all the way back to the place they are staying as he clings there like a particularly angelic daemon of a backpack about how dare Otabek hold out on him like that, and dose he think he can translate that to ice so Yuri can use it to kick JJs ass because he has to kick JJs ass, and also because that was so cool.

Otabek just shoulders his kit and says, "Maybe," but smiles just that little bit, until the lights show they are in range of people, his mask slipping back in place as he takes a sleepy Yuri to his room, dropping off his kit, and going to sit outside in the cool island air as an exhausted blond falls asleep still clinging to his back until he slides off from tired.

Otabek catches him. He always will. After a bit he takes him inside, and the rest of the party goes on... oh look. Chris did get out the stripper pole. Shaking his head, he continues to take care of Yuri before he wakes up from the tantalizing sent of possible blackmail pictures in the making. Because he would.

A sleep derived Yuri is a grumpy Yuri, and a grumpy Yuri just wont do.

#yuri on ice #!!!#yuri plisetsky #otabek altin #otabek x yurio #otayuri #otayura #victuuri #katsuki yuuri #viktor nikiforov #yuuri katsuki #yoi #head cannon central #WE SAIL THIS SHIP TO THE STARS!#victuuri wedding bullshit i made up #i mean you KNOW chris and crack a walnut with his ass #i mean #seriously #he at the cub making dollar dollar when he's feeling it and i will take no notes on this

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Am i Crazy? (Zosan X Reader) P7

Plot: Reader hasn't been sleeping or eating, they wont let anyone touch then and keeps having accidents. Everyone if worried or thinks they've gone crazy but the reality is so much worse.

Warning: Past Domestic abuse, Bad language, blood, mental damage, Making out, nudity, suggestive content and fluff.

Zoro X Sanji X reader, Poly relationship, established relationship, Reader is GN.

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6 - Part 8

On the way back Luffy told you all about the robots and the fighting, it was fun but when you got back to the ship you saw a very angry Nami, her foot tapping away with her arms over her chest. You thought you knew what she was going to say so it shocked you when she said the opposite "I was so worried about you two, don't sneak off like that, i-i thought... I'd hug you but your covered in paint" Nami shook as she spoke a mixture of anger and relief, you sigh and look down "I'm sorry Nami... i won't do it again" you felt like a child but you didn't mean to upset her "Now go and get a bath all of you" Nami ordered pointing at the four of you while the others went onto the ship. "Yes mam" you all say in unison walking to the bathroom with your heads down. "I'll bring you guys some cloths" Nami yelled after you all before going off to do what ever she needed too.

The warm water felt great on your skin but your focus was on Sanji, his arm was still bandaged up, but he needed the paint off him before Chopper could fix it so you made it your job to clean his arm. You were gentle with him rubbing the soap over his skin getting the now dried paint off his arm "I'm sorry, it sounded like a good idea at the time" you sigh realizing the mess you've made only to earn a laugh off the cook "It was a good idea" Sanji smiles leaning down and places a kiss on your now clean forehead, you look up to him and run your soap covered hand over his cheek getting a little left over paint off his face, as you pull your hand away Sanji wipes the soap away before placing his hand on your cheek leaning in and placing his lips on yours. You smile into the kiss and lean in as his tongue slides over your lower lip, you sit up more while opening your mouth, the two of you getting a little heated as your tongues meet and your hands go up his bare chest to his neck as his hand runs up your back. You jolt when his hand accidentally touched your old wound making him pull away "Sorry love, i didn't mean too" he panics but you still hold him close "It's ok, its just a little sensitive, you did nothing wrong" you smile placing a soft kiss on his lips before going back to helping him wash.

Zoro sat close by on a stool washing Choppers back with a towel over their laps, the reindeer needed help quite often with washing since he either couldn't reach or his fur got too heavy with the water but someone was always willing to help. "You ok Chopper?" Zoro asks feeling the doctor tense up a little "Ye- i don't know. I feel bad we couldn't save those people" the doctor sighs closing his eyes as Zoro pours water over his fur to wash the soap away. Zoro uses the towel to wipe the reindeer's face before turning Chopper to face him "There's nothing any of us could have done but you did stop him form hurting anyone else" Zoro pats the doctors head who looks up at him with a nod "your right, thanks Zoro" Chopper smiles a little standing up and walking with Zoro to the large bath "Sanji, how's your arm?" The doctor asks slipping into the shallow area of the bath "It's clean now but it stings a little" Sanji raises his arm, the bandage soaked with water but still tightly clinging to his body, there was a bit of blood but nothing too concerning. Zoro gets in on the other side of Sanji and holds the cooks arm looking it over. "I'm fine really" Sanji sighs before being moves by the swordsman who looks over Sanji's back "You were thrown through glass, i'm surprised your back isn't cut up" Zoro sighs running his hand over the blondes back that looked perfectly fine.

Chopper holds his arms out to you as you make your way over picking him up and carrying him through the water to sit with the boys. You push your knees-up so the reindeer can sit on them and not sink into the deep water but you still keep your hands on his sides in case he slides off. "How are your wounds?" Chopper asks looking over your arms and up to your neck "I'm fine Chopper, the hot waters doing me good" you smile only for the doctor to huff and cross his arms "Either way i'm prescribing you bed rest for 5 days" you stop smiling at his words and pull him closer "5 days? Come on Doctor Chopper not that long" the reindeer shakes his head not giving in "Well i think that's punishment enough" Zoro laughs making you snap your head at him "Punishment for what?" you almost yell as Sanji snickers at you "For not doing as your told" the swordsman leans over sanji to point a finger at you "You would be dead if i didn't show up" you groan as Sanji places a hand on your shoulder "Their right but you still need bed rest love" he tried to calm the situation down as you turn away form them and put chopper back in your lap.

You pout a little not happy about the situation but as Sanji leans into your neck your cheeks heat up "Come on love, you need rest, plus it just means more cuddle time" The cook smiles placing a kiss on your neck. "5 days is a bit excessive" you comment still looking away form them, "How about after 3 days if i'm happy with your recovery we can scrap the two days?" Chopper asks making you smile and nod at him. "You're the best Doctor chopper" Chopper squirms a little on your knees and shakes his head and you take the opportunity to continue "Your so sweet and smart and kind.... the best doctor iv ever met" as you continue the reindeer's cheeks get brighter and brighter until he tells you to stop. Sanji laughs at the two of you as Zoro places kisses along the cooks shoulder and up to his neck. "Don't worry me like that again" The swordsman whispers in the cook's ear making the man turn to look at him "I worried you?" Sanji whispers a slight smug smile on his face "Don't do that to me again" Zoro simply reply's running his hand behind the cooks head and bringing him in for a kiss, their lips move in sync before Zoro shoves his tongue into the cooks mouth going a bit rougher as he grabs a fist full of the blonde's hair. Sanji's hand grabs onto the swordsman's bicep squeezing it at the overwhelming feeling of Zoro's tongue roughly plays in his mouth.

You smile at the two before standing up out of the water "Come on lets leave them too it" you giggle Sanji and Zoro waving you and Chopper off with their lips still locked. It's been a very stressful couple of weeks and you know they both need some kind of relief, one that you can't provide at the moment, it hurts too much to even be touched in places. You dry off and get changed into fresh clothes before helping Chopper get dry, using the hair hairdryer and comb you brush and dry the wet fur. It takes quite a while but you decided to take your time since the hair dryer was loud enough to block out any sound the two boy's were making. Once the doctor was dry he pulled out a medical kit he kept in the changing room and helped you apply new bandaged to your body as Sanji and Zoro finally came in. "Have fun?" you laugh a little as Zoro leans down to kiss you, "Hell yea" he laughs back before going to get dry and changed. Sanji walks over looking a little flustered making you smile "You ok?" you ask snapping him out of what ever his trance he was in "HU? oh, yea i'm fine" he sits next to you on the bench and lays his wet head in your shoulder as you kiss his head "Honey, you should get dry so Chopper the wonderful doctor can patch you up." you smile making the doctor blush again.

After everyone was bandaged up and fed you walked into your now fixed room, things looked different than before but that was a good thing and the chair in the corner was now gone, Franky asked if you wanted another one but you said no. You should feel safe so why don't you, why does being in here alone made you feel so heavy. Most of the furniture was destroyed so it would take a while to replace, for now it was just a large bed, side tables, a lamp and a chest of draws. The window on the door was now uncovered letting the moon light in and the floor no longer had blood on it but it still didn't make you feel better. Stepping through the room and stepping into bed you pulled your knees-up into your chest looking around the slightly dark room, you couldn't help the tears that fell, you tried to stop them and wipe them away, but they just wouldn't stop. You laid down under the covers and pulled a pillow to your chest holding it tight, you laid there for a while managing to control yourself as Sanji and Zoro walked in, getting changed into come night cloths before laying in bed with you.

Zoro laid behind you and pulled you into his chest only to feel you shake slightly. "Baby what's wrong?" he asks getting Sanji's attention who was just getting into bed. "Oh baby... come here" Zoro makes you roll over and let go of the now wet pillow as he pulls you into his chest. You can't help but start crying again getting his chest wet as you cling onto him, letting the swordsman lay down with you on top of him. Sanji move the pillow out of the way and moves over wrapping an arm around you and placing his head on Zoro's shoulder, so he can see your tear stained face "What's wrong love?" The cooks voice is soft when he talks to you, you get up the courage to look at him and then Zoro "I-i'm sorry i-i don't know w-why" you manage to get out between shaky breaths. Zoro rubs your back soothing you with soft hushes while Sanji pulls your arm to him kissing from your palm to your wrist "It's ok love, we're here. Your probably just tired and sore." he whispers reassuring you it's ok to cry.

You manage to calm yourself down and stop crying after a few more minutes. Sanji wipes your tears away before helping you lay down on the bed, the cook holds your back to his chest placing kisses on your shoulder as Zoro lays in front of you taking your hand and holding it close to his lips placing light kisses on it from time to time. With the feeling you had before completely gone you feel a lot safer and better about the room your in but a knock at the door startles you causing your body to tense. "It's ok love" Sanji leans over to kiss your cheek while Zoro gets up with a grumble "This better be good" The swordsman groans under his breath before opening the door. "Can i stay with you guy's?" You smile recognizing Choppers voice and giggle a little feeling stupid for being scared. "You ok with that babe?" Zoro calls over to you only to see your smile and thumbs up as Sanji watches you with a smile. Zoro lets the reindeer in closing the door behind the doctor and helping him up onto the bed before getting back in.

You hold you arm out for the doctor who happily lays down between you and Zoro, he cuddles into you as you hold Zoro's hand again "Good night" The reindeer yawns snuggling into you before falling asleep. "Good night" you whisper back before looking up at Zoro with a smile "Thank you, both of you. i'm so lucky to have you two, i love you both so much" you whisper looking behind you to Sanji as you talk. "We're lucky to have you... i love you both" Sanji smiles kissing your shoulder again before laying his head back down on the pillow. Zoro kisses your hand with a small smile while putting his arm over your hip "love you babe's" he whispers referring to the both of you while using your palm as a pillow for his cheek and closing his eye. "I love you guys too" Chopper mutters in his sleep so you place a kiss on his head "I love you too chopper" you whisper before closing your eyes and finally getting a good nights sleep.

#one piece #polly relationship #zoro x reader #roronoa zoro #sanji x reader #sanji x zoro #zosan #zosan x reader #zoro x sanji #zoro roronoa #one piece zoro #zoro #black leg sanji #vinsmoke sanji #zosan fanfic #one piece zosan #halloween

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qcomicsy · 1 year

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Bruce wayne platonically sleep with both Clark and Diana pass it on.

It started as the three of them were responsible to supervise a very particular thing on a random mission, it went for literally days. They played cards. Gossiped about their coworkers. Had a heart-to-heart (to-heart-to-heart-to-heart-to?). Clark cried a little. Played cards again. Diana cheated except she didn't because she would never, but Bruce was bored and butthurt so he said it anyway and "Clark stop laughing this is a serious matter". They ate whatever the jl freezer had. It tasted horrible. They talked about their family's. Clark is a good father. "Bruce it's going to work it out if you're just open it up-". They fought.

and then made it up because otherwise Clark would get sad. "How long it has been?" "42 hours". They waited in silence. "Bruce you should sleep". "No you won't stay awake a second night in a roll while we sleep. No I don't care how much your ninja training prepared you for that, I also don't care if he's going to do It anyway. Diana which side are you on?" Bruce stayed awake a second night in a roll. Clark woke up in a bad mood. It's nice how they're one of the few people who ever saw Superman in a bad mood. No they will never talk about it out loud. Diana made coffee. "It's not strong Clark. You have the taste buds of a child, don't look at me like that". They waited a couple of more hours. "How long it has been? I'm calling Jon-". Batman and Wonder woman play chess. Clark still is on his phone, he waits patiently as Jon tell him about his day, only giving his input every now and then. When they run out of things to say, Clark tells him to be good to his mother, that he loves them both and he's going to be back soon. He waits Jon to hang up. "Who's winning? Oh he's fine but Lois already went to work,". Batman won 5 times and Wonder Woman won 7. He's sulky about it.

"Let's do a re-mach again Alfred will make cookies".

"Ok".

They made it up for real this time.

"Bruce you should take a nap". "He wont". "I wont". "I know but he should". It's getting cold and didn't they had a warmer? Oh yeah of course it broke, they should really fix that thing. Diana wonders if she's ever going to get used to this type of weather. She misses home, not the one made of concrete, the one she danced with her sisters, she wonders what they're up to- "Oh thanks Clark". The fabric of this cape is really soft. "Thanks-

"my mom made it"

"his mom made it"

Clark glares at Bruce. They laugh. It's night again. "Have I ever told y'all...". "Yes Clark". "Oh". Now it's time to Diana glare at Bruce. "But tell us again". He does.

Diana laughs and in the same breath "When I was a child...". When she finishes Bruce hums "My father he...". "There was this girl...". When they blink it's day and when they blink twice is night again.

This time Bruce is going to sleep. Clark it's not playing. "You look like a mess". "He's right-" Diana adjust Clark's cape in her shoulders. "Even the bravest soldier needs a rest. You'll be no help if you keep going like this". Bruce want's to tell her they're not soldiers, they're a bunch of delusional misfits with too much power on their hands. But there's a curve in Diana's brow and a frown in Clark's lower lip that wisely tells him not to. He's exhausted. "I'm fine". "I won't argue about that". They do.

Bruce sleeps in the fourth night. He refuses to lay down so he just slauches in his chair, grumpy. Clark is not happy about it. Diana is not going to babysit a grown man. He'll sleep however he likes. They whisper. They don't need to have their faces close to eachother, they both have super hearing. But they do it anyway. It's comfy and Clark's shoulder is warm. Bruce might be having a nightmare. Clark reaches to the nape of his neck without thinking, thumb slowly caressing his cheek. "It's what ma uses to do". Present tense. Diana smiles. She does a small nod without taking her head of his shoulder.

They talk. Clark's heart is so big Diana swears she can feel it. They wait. Diana's knowledge transcends time and space and make Clark feels small in a good way. He almost feels like a child again. The world's too big fill with unthinkable wonder. It's when he realizes, he's a boy from a farm listening to a goddess. It doesn't feel as intimidating as it sounds. He misses not being expected to know it all. To do it all.

Bruce is awake but he's pretends he isn't. And Clark is aware but is pretending to not notice. He doesn't ask Clark's to take his hand off him. Nor does it take it himself. So Clark stays there. Diana is talking about art, culture and war and the good and bad of it all. Bruce it's breathing deep and his heart it's calm. The moment seems frozen on time.

It almost felt human.

It happens on the sixth day. Clark and Diana had an arm wrestling context. Clark won five times and Diana won two of it. He's trying not to get up to his head or overthink the possibility of her letting him think he won. Or the fact that with their sleep schedule no outcome would even come close to a honest result. She's not usually the type to lie and let him take the victory like that. "A fair match is a fair match" but she's has done it before. He's pretty sure of it. Batman is stuck in front of his computer, he misses his family. He misses his family but he won't say it. His jaw is clenched, he checks his phone every ten to ten minutes. But he won't say it. So he's keeping himself occupied.

Diana looks at the window and sit on the couch as Clark stretch himself before he sits next to her. Its noon. It's almost over. Bruce let's out a frustrated sight and turns off the computer crossing his arms to himself. He looks at them as Clark finishes stretching and lays his entire weight on Wonder Woman's side. There's few people there are able to handle him like that. And even fewer times where they actually have the time and the freedom to do it, so he's saving every opportunity that he gets. Bruce is staring at them. Clark lays his head on her shoulder. Bruce is staring. She mindlessly circles her arm on his neck resting her hand in his hair and messing his curls with the tip of her fingers. Bruce is staring. Clark looks at her to check if she's seeing it too, but her eyes never leave the unbreakable glass of the window. He looks at Bruce as he rest his head on her shoulder. There's a grown ass man dessed as a bat in the middle of a conference room crossing his arms glaring at an alien made of steal who's resting his head on a demigoddess who's humming a comercial dingle to herself, all of that, because he's to petty to come in and enjoy the moment. Clark wants to laugh about that.

And he does a little.

"You know, you can join too." He humours.

"Hn."

He's still glaring. Clark wonders if he's blinking.

He listen to Diana's heart. It's beating slowly, he's listening because we kinda wants to listen Bruce's, too. But the fact that Diana's heartbeat is matching the strokes in his hair caught him in a surprise. He's about ot say it when Diana goes unprompted.

"For a man who's willing to die for those he love you're sure afraid of showing intimacy."

It sounded like a teasing but her voice is cristal clear. It was obviously directed at Bruce but she's not even looking at him. And Clark want's to laugh because the man in his front it's unshakeable but his mouth twitched.

Clark still wonders if it was or wasn't a tease when she doubles down.

"Scary cat."

Clark chuckles.

Now she's looking at him.

Bruce lays on his back unmovable.

"Didn't know it was a requirement."

"There's a lot you don't know."

"Enlighten me."

"You're smart enough to get it."

Bruce takes a deep breath. The type no one would noticed, well no one but him. He's frustrated and Clark notices. But Bruce always look frustrated, so Clark knows it's not at them. The man eyes exchanged between his and Diana's.

"It's almost over".

"That's good."

"But we will have to stay a little more."

He can hear Wonder woman's other hand scratch the surfice of the couch with short nails something so small that he just silently registers it.

"How long." She's using her Wonder Woman voice. They all have one. All super-heros he means.

Some villains too.

Funny enough not many anti-heros do.

She's not even asking.

"I like this as much as you do."

"I never said I hate it."

"Neither do I."

"But I'm not happy with it." There is, Diana's voice. The tired one, the one he only heard five years into their friendship.

Batman drops the act.

"Me too." He takes of the cowl and passes his both cloves hands over his face and stays there as if he's analysing if he should say it. "I'm going to lose Damian's PTA and Cass's Ballet."

Silence.

"It's the third..." When his hand reaches his mouth he stops himself.

Silence

"So it's 16th." Diana helps.

"19th."

"Three days."

"Yes."

"Here."

"Yes."

"Until it's done."

"Yes."

"Have you warned the others?"

Batman just looks at her.

She doesn't bother to answer.

Silence again.

It's crushing. Clark misses Lois. He doesn't know if Jon has eaten, he called yesterday but no one picked up. They must've been sleeping. Kara promised check in. He misses his wife. He misses his wife and his house and his dog. He hopes Jon is feeding Crypto well because he forgot once, but he hopes Jon's be more aware now even if he's not there to remind him. He's kid is grown. He should send a message. And he should call Kon. But Kara promised check in. But that doesn't really matter because that's not the reason why he should call. And he should call. He won't, but he should. And Clark Kent was supposed to go back to his work after being "sick" four days ago. And-

"I mean it is cozy"

He hears his voice saying, it's the first time he intervene in a while.

Both Di and Bruce smile.

"He wouldn't know." She follows.

And that's enough to Bruce to join in. He sits besides them with the silent over-confidence he always has. But he clearly has no ideia about what to do with his hands. At first he puts on his own thighs, then he tries to rest in the back of the couch behind them, his hand nudges wonder woman's arm so the retreats it. Clark want's to giggle, instead he just take it on his own.

Clark was fourteen when he noticed men aren't supposed to be as affectionate as he was.

There's a akward wait between them. It's not the first time they do it, it probably won't be the last. But he always like to check. So he waits. There's a small squeeze, lighter than a feather and Bruce's weight slowly rests on him.

Clark's hand is too soft for someone made of steal.

They're exhausted. They all are, but they're not supposed to say it. Clark is resting on Diana's shoulder and holdings his hand and Bruce refuses confront what that does to hi heart. It's something too warm, too fuzzy and tender for him to grasp. Men like him aren't supposed to get that.

They sat in silence. Two of the most important beings of the universe and a spoiled brat. It's a joke. But he doesn't feel like laughing. He's not worth it. God knows he's not. But Clark's hand is soft and Diana's voice is crystal clear. So he stays anyway.

Waiting for the other shoe to drop.

Hoping it never does.

Diana's reciting the constellations name's. More to herself than to any of them. She knows the star's first names. He knows the scientific one's. He kinda wants to correct her, just to be a brat. But his eyes are closing and clark is warm.

Bruce wakes up the next day with Clark's cape on his shoulder and no one at his side.

He smells coffee from the kitchen and hears Clark's voice faintly complaining from the hallway.

And he's horrofied.

He's horrofied because that's the comfiest and safest that Bruce has ever slept in his entire life.

And he can't stop thinking about it.

#Batman #Wonder Woman #Superman #superwonderbat #clark kent #diana prince #bruce wayne #I honestly have no idea what the hell possessed me on this one but there it is #i just love them #i love them i love them i love them your honor #dc trinity #dc trinity hc #dc hc #dc headcannons #no it's not revised we die like men do #just like bruce wayne

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ramattra-simping · 1 year

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I know the stories are gonna be slow but please take your time when doing this, mental health is important 💜 but I might suggest a story, Reader having a mental health breakdown during a mission while working with Null Sector’s leader Ramattra. Look after yourself okay

Thank you for your patience. And sorry it took me that long to answer to your request.

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S/o having a breakdown while working with Ramattra

You knew from the moment you agree to work with Ramattra that it wont be easy.

Especially when you are a human and everyone knows he hates them.

But you once helped and omnic when he got beaten up and repaired him after it.

Ramattra heard of you from the omnic you helped and literally forced you to work with him as in "Your people cause this damage . You will fix it"

You agreed mostly because you felt bad for the omnics and want them to have a better life.

Time pasted and to your surprise Ramattra got a little nicer to you and you? Well you just fall for the null sector leader. How did it happen? If only you know

And because of it you got even more stressed when you fix another omnic. "What if i mess up?" "What if Ramattra doesnt need you at some point anymore?"

After a mission Ramattra got damaged. Not much but it still needed a check up so he went to you.

When you saw it was him who asked for your check up your stress level went high again.

You were on the edge of a breakdowm. 1. He got damaged/injured and that worried you. 2. You needed to check him up and repair the caused damage. 3. If you mess up he will be mad and surely kick you out.

You didnt even notice you were a shaking mess until he asked you what the matter would be. You just said you were bit cold hoping its enough for him

You started working now still very shaky but try your best.

But your thoughtd betray you.

You dont know why but your hand start to cramp and you let the tool fall you used.

Both you and Ramattra looked down to the tool and he is actually the one piccking it up for you. "Im so sorry! Im sorry! Please, please dont be mad!" was the first you could think of saying.

If he could he would rais an eyebrow at you.

"Now what is there to be sorry about" he asked you not looking away even when he placed the tool away.

"For messing up. For being so stupid!" small teares roll down now.

Ramattra understood fast. He may be n ot found of humans but you are a good one, who is on the side of the omnics right. He could trust you.

So he can see what is going on with you.

"Now, Now do not speak of yourself so low. You are not stupid nor did yu make any kind of mess."

"Yes i am. No matter what i do its always wrong." you know its not true yoursekf its the stress speaking now.

"Do you truly think you make everything wrong? Because if it would be true i would have already kicked you out."

He stands up now to stand right in front of you and looks downa t you.

"You are a good human compare to evryone else. You help my people no matter what you and we all are gratful for it." after his little spech he placed a hand on your shoulder.

You didnt know what came over you but out of instinct you hug him needing some comfort even if its a cold omnic chest.

He is taken back at first but lets you hold him.

He even pats your back to help you calm down. "Now, why wont you rest for the rest of the day and take your time? You humans are fragile after all"

You just nod your head at him frist before breaking the hug "Thank you Ramattra. Really"

This time he just nods and gave one more pat on your head before leaving.

While he is leaving one thing was for sure in his mind, no matter what he doesnt want to see you like this again rather just your happy smiling self.

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I hope you enjoy it. I also will finish all the other request i have before i shut this account off (not deleting) for a while because im planning to do something else and with work and all it will take a lot of my time.

If i find time again i of course would come back to writing here.

#gender neutral reader #x reader #romantic #request #random #ramattra x reader #ramattra ow #ramattra overwatch #ramattra #ow ramattra #overwatch headcanons #ow x reader

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ticklystuff · 8 months

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Hi dear!!

Since I'm heads over hills him, can I ask for F, P and V for Caelus?

Love u

tickly alphabet!

hiiii nim! thank you for requesting bby boy i love him so much

F: Fight | What is their behavior in a tickle fight like?

I love when my MCs are slightly unhinged, like little gremlins that bite your ankles in the middle of the night and I like projecting this kind of energy onto Caelus. Anyway, I can't imagine him being the type that would take losing well because he's the ✨protagonist✨ after all and sometimes violence is the answer to winning (can't tickle back when your arms are snapped in three after all) so when he's being tickled, he will throw punches and kick his legs just to free himself because he can just apologize for any injuries later

When he has the upper hand, he'll like laugh along with the lee, which might sound kind of maniacal, but it's actually kinda cute because it means he's having a fun time demolishing the competition

P: Partner In Crime | If they were to go after a lee and accept the aid of a tickle partner, who do they prefer to join hands with and why?

The rest of this ask is just gonna be all about dancae hoohooheee~

But ahem, the obvious answer here is March because the two of them are besties. The day that Caelus stepped onto the train, March pulled him into her room to start gossiping about Dan Heng and she spilled everything she knows about Dan Heng, even the fact that he's ticklish, which Caelus took great interest in. Obviously, they have to do something with this info, so the first thing they do is seek out Dan Heng mwehehehe

And then when they find out Dan Heng has a dragon form, naturally the first thing Caelus thinks of is to test whether Dan Heng is still sensitive in the same areas, to which he enlists help from March~

V: Victim | As a ler, who is their favorite lee and what makes this person their ultimate victim?

idk why you'd send this one because y'know the answer jk any reason to talk about them

I am legally obligated to say Dan Heng because:

Caelus is madly in love

Dan Heng is the typical stoic lee with a pretty smile, but hardly uses it, so Caelus has taken it upon himself to fix that issue

Caelus loves teasing Dan Heng because Dan Heng always has a perfect response/answer to everything, but all Caelus needs to do is wiggle his fingers in Dan Heng's direction to turn him into a stuttering mess

Caelus also loves praising Dan Heng while tickling him by telling him stuff like that he has the prettiest laugh and smile because not only does it fluster Dan Heng to the highest degree, Dan Heng will try to cover his face to hide the blush creeping on his face, which means his arms aren't able to stop Caelus from tickling him even more and Caelus won't stop till Dan Heng admits those things himself (a simple "yes" or "I agree" wont suffice; Dan Heng needs to say "I have the prettiest laugh" word-for-word if he wants Caelus to stop)

#caelus #honkai star rail #tickling #this rlly just became a dancae post i'm not sorry

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imyourpawn · 2 years

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Sorry if your requests are closed or if you don't write for dsmp anymore but I really need cuddling one shots with DreamXD. Like I have this idea of being about the size of a Barbie doll to him and he just holds his s/o gently against his chest. Could it be gn s/o please?

My requests are most likely never going to be closed so dont worry! This ask is adorable tho!♡

Like a teddy bear.

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DreamXD × Gn!reader

•Cuddling oneshot , more like a lil story tbh, I answered this really fast but I was just scrolling when I got it but ye-

REQUESTS are OPEN!!

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You tossed and turned in your bed , you just couldn't find a comfortable position to sleep , you started getting so frustrated at this , you had a tiring day that was on the verge of miserable and now the heavens wont let you sleep.

You sat up and well, just sat there , you yawned from the never ending tiredness that you couldn't fix.

"Trouble sleeping?" A deep but soft voice spoke out from the corner of your room , green eye's shining brightly against the abyss of black that was your room.

"Yeah.." You scoffed , your voice groggy and almost sad sounding.

XD stood quietly next to your bed , his size made him look out of place , everything looked small and petite compared to him , that included you.

He reached out a hand , you tiredly took it and he very carfully lifted you up into his arms , he replaced your place on your bed with himself , your sheets wrinkling under him as he set you down in his lap , you laid ontop of him basically.

Your arms and legs drapped over his own in a weird mess of limbs , one of his hands rested on your back , his finger maming small circles on your shoulder.

"Aren't I heavy? Or making you uncomfortable-" You asked , your chin on his chest as you looked up into his eye's.

"Course not, your merely a teddy bear to me little dove" XD smiled slightly at you.

He actually deeply afraid of hurting you , you were like a thin sheet of glass that could shatter and the smallest of touches.

"Y'know...I never knew you'd care enough to do this..." You said softly , your ear to his chest , his beating heart made you realise that he wasn't just a God but a living , breathing being just like you.

"You're right , I don't...but for you I'd make an exception my dove"

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Final verdict:Big man , tiny cuddles.

Very sorry that it was short!!

#dreamxd x reader #dreamxd x gn!reader #DreamXD x reader #DreamXD x gn!reader #dreamxd #dreamxd x male reader #dreamxd x female reader #DreamXD x Male!reader #Dream XD x gn!reader

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akitokihojo · 1 year

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Monster ch 10

"It was your idea for me to objectify myself, Inuyasha."

"So? That's different. It was Totosai objectifying you, and it served a purpose. You got your shit for free. It worked. Now put them away."

"I'm trying! They wont work with me." She laughed. It was honestly funny that he was so stiff ahead of her, so insistent to avoid looking at her.

"How bad is your thumb?"

"Eh, not too bad. It's dripping down my hand, though."

"Goddamn it, Kagome!" He ground out exasperatedly.

"Just turn around, oh my god." Kagome laughed again, shaking her head.

"No."

"You act like you won't have anything else to look at if you do. Like, I don't know, my eyes? Or, maybe even my thumb?"

"Fix your tits."

"My nipples aren't showing. It's just a bit of cleavage."

"I'm serious."

"So, am I. My nipples really aren't showing."

"Oh my fucking god."

"Ah! Inuyasha, it's going down my forearm!" Kagome commented in a panicked tone, readjusting the way she held her arm as she quickly yanked her sleeve back so her blood wouldn't stain.

Quickly, Inuyasha spun around, but he abruptly stopped before he could even reach for her hand, amber eyes landing on her chest and then hastily shooting up to her face. She watched his cheeks change colors, three shades of red appearing just beneath his eyes before he glared and turned back around to keep walking.

"Hey!"

"Fix 'em."

"Are you afraid of boobs, Inuyasha?" God, she was trying so hard not to laugh right now. She'd never seen anyone as flustered as he was now, and it was extremely difficult not to poke fun at him. "Is that what's happening? Do my breasts intimidate you?"

"Kagome, don't think I'm opposed to leaving you here alone until you fix your wardrobe malfunction."

"You wouldn't." She stated plainly with a shrug he didn't see.

"Oh, fuck you. Yes, I would."

"And, leave me defenseless with a bleeding thumb and my tits out for all to take advantage of?" Obviously, that was a joke, but despite the lighthearted tone, she knew it would grind Inuyasha's gears. He stopped walking and she heard the deep, hot inhale through his nose, literally watching his fingers furl into fists. It didn't take a genius to know that he desperately wanted to leave her just to prove a point, but he couldn't because there really was the possibility that she'd be an easy target.

"Go ahead," Kagome laughed defeatedly, stopping behind him. "Say it."

"Fuck you." He huffed out through clenched teeth. "You're manipulative."

"Is there anyway I can kindly manipulate you into maybe helping me?" She almost mumbled, staring down at her chest while she struggled with one hand now.

"Kagome, what!?" Inuyasha lolled his head dramatically.

"I never realized how much I needed my thumbs for this. It was a struggle at first, but since I'm dripping now, I'm down to one hand entirely. I need help."

"My help!?"

"Do you speak squirrel? Maybe you can get one of those guys to do it - yes, you're help!" Kagome fired. "Stop being a sissy and just turn around. I promise my breasts wont bite you."

"I hate you. I hate you so much right now." He murmured, sliding his heel around in the dirt to face her. His golden eyes drifted around, never landing on her at all. They went from the right, above her, back to the right, then all the way over her and to the left.

"God, Inuyasha, I'm not asking you to grope me! Start from the bottom and pull this string." Kagome waited a moment, observing Inuyasha's discomfort, his blush, his tense stance. With a groan beneath her breath, she rolled her eyes again. "Would you feel better if I covered my cleavage?"

"I'm not sure." He admitted.

"Fine, I'll just do it, myself. But, stop for a minute. It's even harder to do while walking." Kagome conceded with a sigh. She turned around so Inuyasha would hopefully be more comfortable, pulling her sleeve as far back over her elbow as it would go to struggle with her lacing again with a little less risk of a mess. She continued on grumbling, "I don't know what you're problem is, though. I know damn well you've seen boobs before. Don't act like mine aren't nice. Mine are perfectly nice."

With a feisty huff, Inuyasha gave in, giving her what she wanted with a little taste of her own medicine.

"Fine," He grunted, grabbing her shoulder and yanking her around. Kagome unsuspectingly stood there, shocked, eyes wide as he flicked her hands away from her bodice. Inuyasha worked from the bottom up, yanking the strings loose as her body jostled slightly from the force of his movements. "Yes, your tits are nice. Is that what you want to hear? That's not the problem though. You're not someone I'm trying to hit and quit. You're Kagome. I was being respectful. I refuse to make you feel objectified or uncomfortable." Finally loose enough, Inuyasha grabbed it from the top and wiggled her chest back and forth so her breasts would fall back into their proper place. Then, he went right back to tightening it up properly, going by how they usually looked as he pulled the strings taut, again her body jostling back and forth with his motions. "But, you just think it's so funny, don't you? You're such a fucking brat sometimes, I swear. Well, fine. You want my help? You got it." Inuyasha declared, quickly tying off the ends of the strings, and giving the top plush of her tits a finishing pat.

#yes i’m aware her now is missing i got lazy #but like this was also so fun to draw #monster #akitokihojo #inuyasha #inukag #kagome #kagome higurashi #digital art #ang draws

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therapy-ghost · 2 years

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POV: They asked Yuu to teach them how to make Flower crowns, and this is how it went.

characters: Riddle, Leona, Jack, Azul, Kalim, Jamil, Vil, Idia, Mallues, GN!Yuu

Riddle

Riddle and Yuu sat in the grass of the gardens, flodding the roses together into a loop, Riddle sneaking peaks at Yuu as they are obvious to the action, happily finishing the flower crown as a large grin painted their face, after they placed the crown on his head, amking him blush even more then he already was, He truely did enjoy Yuu's company.

Leona

Leona gave up half way through and just laid there to watch Yuu continue, Yuu didnt seem to mind as he was as their made handing work on the vegetation loop, eventually taking his half done one and finished it, lacing it on his head, which made him a bit pissed and blushy, and their's on their head, and then as Yuu started to leave, he grabbed their hand to pull them down, falling asleep seconds later.

Jack

He had seen Yuu a few times making flower crowns, and was curious as too how they make them, so he asked and they said yes, he followed Yuu's movements perfectly and his crown came out pretty much un-flaud, Yuu clapped for him with a smile on their face, Jack blushing with his ears flodded back and tail wagging like crazy.

Azul

Lets just say he sucked at it, coming from the sea and all, they dont have much vegetation down there that wont make you feel like you have been popped on by a sea pickle, or you have placed a mob of sea weed on top of your head, so when he got dragged into the activity by the tweels, he wasnt impressed, but with the help of you and the teasing of the twins, he managed to make one falling apart one, and he seemed pretty pround of himself, and then his ego busted when Yuu praised him for it.

Kalim

He was jumping up and down when Yuu had agreed to teach him how to make a flower crown, soon after he got a bunch of flowers just to make the crowns, Yuu and him spent hours making flower crowns for everyone in the dorms, and the first few he made turned out kinda sad, but Yuu helped him, after the event, everyone had a vegetation loop on there heads, and as Yuu was about to leave to go back to Ramshackle, Kalim gave them a kiss on the cheek as a token of his gratitude and ran off with the biggest smile on his face.

Jamil

His sister had come to visit Jamil at school and to check up on Kalim, Jamil had given her a tour of the whole school, and then coming to Ramshackle, Yuu was in the front yard with the dumbass trio making flower crowns, and she wanted to try, and then Jamil was dragged into it to, as the time went on, the dumbass trio + Najma kept catching Jamil staring at Yuu and was sitting really close to them as he blushed a bit, they only snickered and tried to hide it when Jamil and Yuu looked to them.

Vil

Him and Yuu sat in the garden of Pomefiore as They both made flower crowns for each other, Vils being purples and magenta, and Yuu’s being blues, he picked up the talent very quickly, and he was surprisingly enjoying himself, after they finished, they exchanged the vegetation loops and Yuu went to leave, Vil placed a soft kiss to their forehead before heading in side, leaving Yuu blushing.

Idia

He heard from Ortho that he had invited Yuu to come to the dorm and teach him how to make flower crowns, and Idia was in the fence about joining, but in the end he did, and he was the biggest mess ever, every time Yuu spoke to him, he blushed, talked to ortho, blushed, even fixed their position, he blushed, and once he had finished, noting that his flower crown wasn’t that bad, Yuu complimented it, making him die of embarrassment, both Ortho and Yuu lead over Idia, Yuu placed a kiss on the fainted boys forehead before leaving, Ortho had recorded it all.

Malleus

He had request for Yuu to teach him something that they enjoy, and the two did flower crowns, he was confused as to why you would find this fun, then once he started he started to see why, once the vegetation loop was done, Yuu had a bit of a hard time putting on the crown since his horns were in the way, so it just sat on his horns, and once he got back to his dorm, Sebek tried to take it off his head, which only got his hand smacked by an upset Malleus, him saying that it was done by his Child of man, then left to his room, Sebek confused, Silver asleep, and Lilia saying stuff about young love

#Riddle Rosehearts #Leona Kingschoolar #Jack Howl #Azul Ashengrotto #Kalim Al-Asim #Jamil Vioer #vil shoenheit #idia Shroud #Malleus Draconia #X Yuu #Twisted wonderland Scenarios #Twisted wonderland

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elidoesntbreathwee · 1 year

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-Steddie Coffee Shop AU-

Eddie walked into a coffee shop, after getting about, no sleep the night before. He usually made his own coffee but the coffee machine was broken at the trailer and neither he, nor Wayne had gotten around to fixing it. He also was way too tired to make coffee, let alone breakfast so he decided to come here instead.

It was a small coffee shop, even for Hawkins, but it was Eddie's favorite, maybe because it had the least amount of people. He walked through the door and the small bell rung above him. The lady at the counter greeted him as he walked toward her.

"Hey, what can I get you?" She said as she leaned on the counter.

"Robin Buckley?" Eddie questioned, he'd seen her in band at school.

"That's my name." She smiled and pointed to her name tag. She was about to ask something, most likely what Eddie had wanted to order, but before she could, she was called from the back.

"Just a minute!" She called back

"No," Her boss came out from the back and said "right now. I'll have Steve serve this guy."

"Sorry," She smiled, falsely "Steve will be here to take your order in just a moment, but I have to go take care of something." She turned and followed her boss, sighing dramatically.

Eddie waited there, wondering why this had to happen the morning he was so sleep deprived, for about a minute or two (2), until another employee came out. Eddie's jaw dropped

"Steve Harrington!" Eddie wasn't entirely sure why he was shocked, maybe because that was a super rich guy working in a bit of a dump, or just because that was Steve Harrington.

"Can I get you something or would you rather gawk?" Steve said irritably, clearly not having it that day either.

"Yeah sorry, just a black coffee, please."

"Mk, a dollar forty-five ($1.45)"

Eddie handed him a dollar, a quarter, two (2) dimes, and a nickel and when he put it in Steve's hand he looked up at Eddie, looked him right in the eyes.

"Are you serious?"

"Yes?" Eddie was confused, he gave Steve the exact amount, what had he done wrong

"Oh my god," Steve muttered under his breath "Whatever."

Eddie got his coffee and went to one of the tables next to a window, near the counter. Steve stood there, messing with the register, waiting for more customers to come in, but Eddie couldn't stop looking at him. Steve had changed since second semester of his senior year, Eddie knew that, but he seemed different, Eddie could feel it.

"You really like staring, huh?"

"Huh?"

"You like staring." Steve, who had walked up to the table Eddie was sitting at, said to him.

"Oh my god! I- I'm sorry, I guess I was blanking out and I was staring, I'm so sorry! I shouldn't have blanked out, I-" Eddie panicked, and probably would've gone on forever if Steve hadn't interrupted

"It's fine. I don't really care."

"What? Wait... really?" Eddie was genuinely confused

"Yeah, it's whatever. You we're blanking out anyways so who cares." Steve said tiredly, and just then he closed his eyes and fell forward, toward Eddie, who caught him before Steve could hurt himself on the table or anything else.

"Steve? Steve you ok? Steeve?" Eddie shook Steve slightly.

Robin come out form the back to tell Steve that she could take the register again, when she saw him collapsed onto Eddie, who was still trying to wake Steve up. She ran over to them

"What happened?!"

"I- I don't know, he just came over here and then he, i dont know? Fell asleep?" Eddie looked up at Robin, brows furrowed.

"He needs to go home." Robin thought for a moment "Do you mind taking him? I dont get off for lunch for until 3, since it's summer." Robin explained

"Sure, you sure he wont freak out or something though?"

"Why would he?"

"Falling asleep at work and the next thing you know you're in your house with Eddie Munson? I'd freak out if i where him." Eddie brought up a good point so why was he on his way to the Harrington's house with Steve, asleep in his van.

When they got to Steve's house, Eddie shook him awake to get him out. Steve, half asleep, walked towards his front door, leaning on Eddie for support. They got to the door and Steve sleepily handed Eddie his house key, which he reluctantly took, and unlocked the door.

Steve pointed to the couch and Eddie helped him to get over to it to lay down. Steve was situated on the couch, so Eddie left the key on the coffee table and started toward the door.

"Don't go."

"What?"

Eddie turned around to see Steve sitting up, trying to get off the couch, though he was having a lot of trouble due to how tried he was. Eddie walked quickly over to the couch and sat Steve back down.

"Hey, you gotta get sleep, alright."

"Stay." Steve held Eddie's wrist

"What do you mean, Stevie?" Eddie's face softened

"Stay with me. Please."

Eddie smiled. "I'm here."

-The End-

AN: here's a ficlet since my Chrissy and Eddie is taking way longer than i thought it'd take :P but i need it to be perfect becuz theyre besties and stuff and i love them :> ALSO im very aware that this kinda steers away from the coffee shop idea lmao, but i hope u like it anyways :)

#steddie #steve #eddie #steveddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things #st #eddie x steve #steve and eddie #steve stranger things #eddie stranger things #steddie fic #steddie ficlet #steddie fanfic #steddie fanfiction #steddie au #coffee shop au

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