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Heaven: "We have created a divine holy soldier-"
Charlie: "You messed up a perfectly good angel is what you did!" (holds up vaggie) "Look at my girlfriend!! She's got DEPRESION!"
Vaggie: "There's no point to my existence if I'm not useful to some greater cause."
Charlie: "SEE!?!???" (hugging vaggie) "You exist and so I hug."
#hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#vaggie#chaggie#very incorrect quotes#quote from: the i've created mankind -> fucked up a perfectly good monkey meme
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KinnPorsche as not so random song titles
+ bonus:
#no macau or big sorry#kimchay#kim khimhant theerapanyakul#kim theerapanyakul#vegas theerapanyakul#vegaspete#vegas kornwit theerapanyakun#porchay pichaya kittisawat#kinn anakinn theerapanyakul#porsche kittisawasd#porsche pachara#chan kinnporsche#gun theerapanyakul#kinnporsche#very incorrect quotes#korn theerapanyakul#tankhun theerapanyakul#pete phongsakorn saengtham#pete saengtham
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Tony Scott at some point, probably: Directing Top Gun was so easy. I just told Tom and Val to get half naked and eye fuck each other. And they were like, say no more, and just acted the hell of it.
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Horror dreamswap x very random and very very incorrect quotes
Slash: I hope you fucking fall off a cliff and end up in the ocean while the fucking sea urchins poke you and you slowly bleed out at the seabed
Byte who was just getting coffee: aww that’s the nicest thing you’ve said to me this month, I knew you’d like that chocolate box I got you
Slash: kys.
#I’m infecting the others now#horror!dreamswap#h!ds byte#h!ds slash#very incorrect quotes#isaacballz
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Conversation
Prime: Violence isn't the answer.
23: You’re right.
Prime: *sighs in relief*
23: Violence is the question.
Prime: What?
23, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Prime, running after them: NO-
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Damian: Baba. I’ve acquired an enemy at the academy. He’s been ripping my drawings, teasing me about my lineage, and smearing your honor. I understand murder can’t happen. How shall I proceed?
Bruce: [Has a flashback of Thomas driving to his bully’s house, spiked brass knuckles on his hands, petting his head and smiling dangerously, ‘I’ll be right back, chum!’]
Bruce: …I’ll talk to his parents.
Damian: Todd?
Jason: Finally, an excuse to tackle a 10 year old.
#bruce: nO-#damian: then what do you propose we do!!! this beast knows no peace!!!#bruce: we buy his father’s company and make him take an unpaid internship.#damian: father!!! that is…inhuman. I praise you.#bruce wayne#damian wayne#jason todd#dc comics#dc#batfamily#incorrect quotes#batdad#bruce is very protective of his birdies pass it on#batman#text post
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Riddler: Riddle me this boy-
Riddler: Batman?
Batman!Dick: Yes?
Riddler: Who the fuck is this?
Batman!Dick: This is Robin.
Riddler: Obviously. But he’s different. He’s all scowly. Where’s the fun one, who likes my riddles?
Batman!Dick: He’s taking some PTO. Can we get on with this?
Riddler: No.
Batman!Dick: What? Why not!
Riddler: Well I would but it wouldn’t be very fair. See the riddles I had for tonight were kind of specific to a couple of past games me and the other one had done.
Batman!Dick: What you never did that for me when I was Robin-
Riddler: Yes well it just wasn’t as fun with you.
Batman!Dick: So what, are you going to just let the hostages go?
Riddler: Well I guess. I’ll have to come up with something different, we can reschedule.
Batman!Dick: So what, do we just take you back to Arkham or-
Riddler: *shrugs* That’s fine. I’ll just table this one for when he gets back.
#incorrect batfam#incorrect batfamily quotes#batfam#batfamily#tim drake#red robin#dick grayson#nightwing#robin#damian wayne#the riddler#gotham rogues#Damian was very confused
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(Red Hood and Red Robin sitting on a rooftop while on patrol)
*silence*
Red Hood: Wanna fake a fight to make B think I'm turning back into a supervillain?
Red Robin: Oh, definitely.
#dc comics#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#batfam incorrect quotes#jason todd#tim drake#red hood#red robin#these two are chaotic together#believe it or not#it makes everyone very nervous#brothers Tim and Jason#because I need it
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apollo’s confidence in court: oh my god i’m the worst lawyer ever my client is going to go to JAIL because i can’t even do my JOB
apollo’s confidence outside of court: i’m the only smart one here, i’m the most normal guy in the world and NO ONE is doing it like i am, investigations are EASY, klavier gavin wants me carnally
#ace attorney#apollo justice#klavier gavin#klapollo#ace attorney incorrect quotes#the last one isn’t even his confidence tbh it’s just a fact#he says it like he doesn’t ALSO want klavier gavin carnally though which he does#alternatively:#apollo at klavier in court: *sweats* he’s so hot and competent#apollo at klavier outside of court: um…hello….you are kind of really nice🥺👉👈#disgusting#im obsessed with them#preordered the new trilogy of three games i already own today😌#$60 of my very hard earned money right into that#and i cant even regret it im SO excited#all the extrassssss#PLEASE go look at the aa twitter account to see the art extras btw#they’re SO fun#apollo justice trilogy really being about 75% of my will to live rn
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#tell him I say hi but in four VERY different fonts#charlie morningstar#lucifer hazbin hotel#emily hazbin hotel#sir pentious#cherri bomb#angel dust#angel dust hazbin hotel#adam hazbin hotel#vaggie#husk#husker#husk hazbin hotel#alastor hazbin hotel#niffty#valentino hazbin hotel#egg bois#egg boiz#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel incorrect quotes#hazbin hotel memes#hazbin hotel alignment charts#alignment chart
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Dick*the eldest daughter reaching a breaking point and it was this or manslaughter*: Due to my emotional trauma, I have decided I will be reverting back to my childhood Goblin lifestyle
Jason*always one for chaos*: Good for you
Bruce*traumatized from the first time not sure if he can survive a pt.2*: oh no
Tim*never left his Menace Lifestyle and is very exited to help cause more problems*: yay!
Bruce*even more scared*: oh no
#Bruce should be thankful this is all he’s doing#Roy is also very exited remembering the original Gremlin days#batfam#batfam headcanons#batboys#batfamily#dc comics#dc universe#dcu#batbros#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake wayne#incorrect quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#bruce wayne#batfam shenanigans#batman#nightwing#red hood#robin#incorrect dcu quotes
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Vaggie: "What do we say to the people we're fighting with, in the middle of a battle, right before we hit them?"
Charlie: "Sorry!"
Vaggie: "...no."
Charlie: "Whoops?"
Vaggie: "No?"
Charlie: "DIE MOTHERFUCKER!"
Vaggie: "Sweetie.... No."
Charlie: "Well what ARE we supposed to say!?"
Vaggie: "Nothing. Okay? We don't talk, we focus on staying alive."
Charlie: "Ohhh...."
Charlie: "...but, Vaggie."
Vaggie: "Yeah?"
Charlie: "What if somebody sneezes?"
Vaggie: "They're, trying to kill us. Do we really care if they sneeze?"
Charlie: "It just seems sad. Sneezing might be the last thing they ever do, and then no one even bothers with a "cheers" or "to your health" or- I guess since they'll probably be an angel- a "bless you" or anything!"
Vaggie: "You really wanna say "to your health" to an angel who might be doing their best to murder kill you?"
Charlie: "I just think having SOMETHING to say would make me FEEL better about the whole situation! You know?"
Vaggie: "..."
Charlie: "So! What's the cost-benefit assessment of sneeze-response battle safety?
Vaggie: "...you are the most beautiful woman I have ever met."
Charlie: "??? Okay!"
-in the next battle-
an exorcist: "AAAARRGH!!! ....aaah...AAA CHOOO!"
Charlie: "Oh oh! I know this one!!!" (heabutting them off the hotel roof with her horns) "YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN I HAVE EVER-"
Vaggie: (full of regret) "-NO NO NO NO NOOOOO!!!"
#hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#vaggie#chaggie#very incorrect quotes#the fact that charlie was in canon apologizing while fighting exorcists#and vaggie was doing the “not the time for that babe” thing#i will NEVER get over it#never
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The Riddler: Riddle me thi- Is that a fucking kid.
Dick Grayson, a non-native English speaker: What does fucking mean?
The Riddler: Fuck- I mean shit- I mean it's a grown up word, ask your dad about it
[A Few Years Later]
The Riddler: Riddle me th- Is that another fucking kid
Jason Todd, raised in Crime Alley his entire life: Who the hell you calling a fucking kid? I'll beat your ass motherfucker, you and me right now.
The Riddler: Wow you are. Something.
[A Few Years After That]
The Riddler: Riddle me- Where the fuck are you getting these children?
Tim Drake, raised in high society but also not raised at all: That's a naughty word sir.
The Riddler: At least you're polite
[A Few More Years Later]
The Riddler: Riddle m- WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS ONE HAVE A SWORD!?
Damian Wayne, above silly things like Vulgar Language: I Was Expecting A Battle Of Wits, But You Appear To Be Unarmed.
The Riddler: WHY DOES HE TALK LIKE THAT???
#there is now Bonus Content in the reblogs#DC#Dick Grayson#Jason Todd#tim drake#Damian Wayne#edward nygma#Batfam#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#this all started with me and my friends going ''riddle me this- is that a fcking kid''#stop telling me to not censor it's a personal choice I've been here nearly ten years#anyway this is what I think they were like at the very beginning#they changed of course but it's very funny to think this#she speks#she speks originale
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Dreamswap x very random and very very incorrect quotes
Nightmare: yk my life was pretty shitty before I met you two
Error: same
Cross: yea, it was like we all had that little hole in our life and now we all got each other to fill our own holes!
Error: cross
Cross: yup here, your belt
Error: thank you, now don’t run
#I am tired from performing twice today#and I fucked it up trice#I wanna kms#dreamswap#ds error#ds nightmare#ds cross#dankswap#very incorrect quotes#isaacballz
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Bruce being just as guilty of introducing Jason to people like he is but a small little guy.
Bruce at gala supporting youth literary comprehension programs: Have you met my son Jason? As stubborn as kids can be I managed to get him to attend.
Beneficiary: oh that’s wonderful! Does your son enjoy literature?
Bruce: oh absolutely! That’s what convinced him to even come! He has so many respectable hobbies for someone his age. Kids these days rarely find value in the classics but not Jason! Honestly he reads more, and more in depth, than I do! He’s a little mechanic too! When I first saw him he was trying to take the tires off my car with a lug wrench that was bigger than him! It was quite a sight and a rather unconventional way to meet your son but I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Beneficiary, blinks as they try to process all the proud dad info: …well that’s lovely, we have some activities for the children of the donors so that none of them get too bored!
Bruce: that’s great! I’ll let him know. Jason, can you come here for a moment?
A very tall, wide, and muscular man turns around and raises an eyebrow.
What a coincidence, that dude must also be named Jason.
He walks towards them
Jason: what do you want old man?
What
Bruce: there are activities at that table if you’re bored.
Huh
Jason: thanks for the memo but I’m not exactly at coloring book age anymore remember?
Bruce: I suppose you’re right :(
#jason todd#bruce wayne#batfam#incorrect batfamily quotes#the table is set up with those baby chairs meant for kindergartners#Jason eventually gets bored enough that he does color something for a while#Bruce put it on the fridge#bruce is a good dad#hes pretty quiet but ask him about his kids and hoo boy#he was very sad when he realized he doesn’t really need coloring books anymore :(#batman#red hood
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