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arrowmaker15 · 2 days

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(A difficult case, the Batfam is discussing in the cave)

Spoiler: How are we supposed to get proof that it's their drugs?

Red Robin, who knows what everyone is capable of to a terrifying degree: Good question. *turns to Jason* Do you have an answer?

Red Hood:

Red Hood: I could probably just go buy some. Mindy owes me a favor.

Spoiler: Who the hell is Mindy!?

Nightwing: You can buy drugs whenever you want!?

Red Hood: I was a crime lord, Dickhead, remember? I have friends in very low places. I'll get the proof. Just gimme an hour.

Batman: Go buy them. Use ca-

Red Hood, leaving: Already have your wallet.

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arrowmaker15 · 3 days

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Cameron:

Foreman:

Chase:

Wilson:

Cuddy: So... Who's going to tell him?

Wilson: I have a divorce meeting.

Chase: I don't get paid enough.

Foreman: He won't believe me.

Cuddy: I have a meeting.

*everyone turns to Cameron*

Cameron: Shit.

#incorrect quotes #house md #allison cameron #lisa cuddy #james wilson #robert chase #eric foreman #House has another lawsuit #about a clinic patient he didn't even wanna see #and someone has to tell him #Cameron was volunteered

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arrowmaker15 · 8 days

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Bruce, sighing at what he's about to do: Tim!

Tim, jogging downstairs: Yeah, Bruce?

Bruce: You have a Toyota in the garage.

Tim, rushing to the garage: You got me a car?

Also Tim, returning holding a Yoda plushie: Toyota. Toy Yoda. Very funny, Bruce. Did Jason put you up to this?

Bruce: No...

Tim:

Bruce:

Tim: Oliver?

Bruce: Yeah.

Meanwhile, in Star City:

Roy: You're a dick, Queen!

#incorrect quotes #dc comics #incorrect dc quotes #batfam incorrect quotes #dc incorrect quotes #dc #bruce wayne #tim drake #roy harper #this sucks #but I tried #sorry #felt like I owed you one #hopefully they get better

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arrowmaker15 · 8 days

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Steph, walking into the room with her hands behind her back: So... I know I'm a bit late... But...

Jason, running on 3 Monsters, a shit ton of chocolate, and currently trying to heal a bullet wound: What's the cats name?

Steph, pulling the cat from behind her back: Her name is Hopper-

#incorrect quotes #dc comics #incorrect dc quotes #batfam incorrect quotes #jason todd #stephanie brown #cat #dc incorrect quotes #dc #jaysteph #Jason is so done #he's been expecting this for awhile #it's why he's not surprised #Steph found this cat on the street #then spent an hour and a half getting this cat to come to her #she's keeping it #it's a kitten #Jason can't say no because it's too adorable

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arrowmaker15 · 9 days

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I just saw the post… My condolences :( I’m sure your kitty had a lovely life and was glad to have you as a friend till the very end, just like your kitty was there for you. And I’m also sorry that things are hectic for other reasons too, I hope life can be kinder to you soon

Thank you. He has a very long and way too exciting life. I've been expecting this for awhile now, he was very old, but I thought I was prepared. I was not. It's been hitting me hard. I'm sure he did. He was my buddy. My Rocky. I already miss him. And thanks. I'll try to get back to regularly posting on here but no promises.

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arrowmaker15 · 16 days

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My cat died. I've had him for 15 years. And I'm already not taking it well. So if things get hectic, that's why

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arrowmaker15 · 16 days

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Thirteen: How did you put up with House for so long?

Foreman: Insults.

Cameron: Reason.

Chase: Money.

#house md #incorrect quotes #remy thirteen hadley #allison cameron #robert chase #eric foreman #Thirteen is stressed #so she asked the three that knows #gregory house #the most #these were the ways they put up with him #like they said #Foreman insulted him back #Cameron tried to reason with him and when she couldn't she reasoned with #lisa cuddy #and Chase dealt with it by getting paid

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arrowmaker15 · 21 days

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Linda: We figured out what was wrong with the priest.

Dick, nervous: W-What was wrong?

Wally: When we tested his blood, it was laced with ketamine.

Dick, still nervous: Oh, h-how was it in his s-system?

Linda: Good question. *Turns to Jason* Care to comment?

Jason:

Jason: We tried to get Roy with it, but the priest hopped into our ruse of a game, and snatched it out of the air.

Wally, curious: What were you playing?

Linda: Better question, WHY WERE YOU TRYING TO DOSE ROY!?

Jason, shrugging: Comedy.

#incorrect quotes #dc comics #incorrect dc quotes #jason todd #dick grayson #wally west #linda park #they were celebrating their 5 year anniversary with a vow renewel #the priest showed symptoms right after #Wally tested his blood at his wife's request #dc incorrect quotes #dc #inspired by #ricky stanicky

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arrowmaker15 · 23 days

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I Platinum'd Star Wars Jedi: Survivor

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arrowmaker15 · 26 days

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I need a fanfic writer that deals in Marvel, DC, Criminal Minds, House MD, or The Thundermans to bounce off of. If you can check multiple, fucking awesome but I really need someone to bounce ideas off of. Normally I use my family (who neither read or write fanfics) but lately they haven't been helping lately (they don't pay attention or keep cutting in when all I need to do is get all my ideas out). It'd be really appreciated.

#dc comics #marvel #criminal minds #house md #the thundermans #fanfics #writers on tumblr #fanfic writing #help

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arrowmaker15 · 1 month

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Roy: Could-

Jason: No.

Roy: Why-

Jason: "Why not?" Listen, Roy, I'm willing to do a lot of things with you for the sake of causing our mentors pain. But this takes the cake for the dumbest idea you have ever had.

Roy: It's not that bad-

Jason: You want to try and jump across the gap of a volcano with a modified car! Nevermind the logistics of that, I not only enjoy my girlfriend, but also being alive again!

Roy: Okay, fine! Damn.

Jason:

Roy:

Jason, remembering the best point to make: Plus you're responsible for a whole child!

Roy: As opposed to half a child?

Jason: Roy!

#incorrect quotes #dc comics #incorrect dc quotes #jason todd #roy harper #mentions of #lian harper #indirectly #stephanie brown #jaysteph #Roy has dumb ideas #normally Jason would go along with them #but this time #Roy is really stretching survivability

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arrowmaker15 · 1 month

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Funnily enough, my favorite episodes of House are in the same season. S3E9 "Finding Judas", S3E12 "One Day, One Room", and S3E14 "Insensitive". Honorable mention goes to S3E18 "Airborne".

#house md #favorite episodes

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arrowmaker15 · 1 month

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Red Hood, smirking at Batman on the Watchtower: We were both wrong.

Batman, with two Green Lanterns knocked out at his feet: Mm.

Red Hood: It wasn't Hal-

Batman: It was not.

Red Hood: But you punched him anyways-

Batman: Yes.

Red Hood: Then Guy came in-

Batman: Also yes.

Red Hood: Confessed that he spread the rumor-

Batman: Mhm.

Red Hood: So you knocked him out again.

Batman: That is what happened.

Red Hood:

Red Hood: I need to join the Justice League ASAP.

#incorrect quotes #dc comics #incorrect dc quotes #batfam incorrect quotes #jason todd #bruce wayne #red hood #batman #this is funny #sequel to the Wonder Woman and Batman dating incorrect quote #it was not Hal #because I realized Guy would have done it before Hal #so this time #Bats knocked out 2 #count it #2 Green Lanterns #and that's very funny

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arrowmaker15 · 1 month

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I FINALLY DID IT. I OUTLINED AN ENTIRE INJUSTICE FANFIC GOING FROM YEAR ZERO TO THE END OF INJUSTICE 2!!! I CAN FINALLY WRITE IT!!!!!!!!

#injustice #comics #dc comics #outline #writing

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arrowmaker15 · 1 month

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Senator Sejan at the beginning of Star Wars: Survivor isn't an antagonist. I don't see him that way. While yes, he's on the wrong side, he had a reason for being there. His meddling, if he hadn't gotten Utapau connected to the Empire, what would the Empire have done to fix that? The planet would be gone or made into slaves. Morally? Yeah, bad guy. But in the long term? He saved lives. He did what he had to, and I can't hate him for it. He's in the middle. He did something bad for a good reason. He did what he had to, doesn't mean he likes it.

#star wars #utapau #jedi survivor #senator sejan #was not bad

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arrowmaker15 · 1 month

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Before I forget, thanks for 3,000 reblogs. It means a lot

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arrowmaker15 · 1 month

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(Steph, Jason, and Tim sitting on the couch in Wayne Manor)

Steph: So, why did you and Rose break up?

Tim, curious:

Jason: Well, we broke up for the reason every other couple breaks up. We weren't having the amount of sex required to ignore the bad things about each other.

Tim: ....what...?

Jason, not stopping: It's just like this one phrase; "Love is blind. Lust is Hellen Keller."

Tim, spitting coffee out: JeEZus!

Steph: We don't have that problem, do we?

Jason: Oh, hell no. Three times a day is perfect.

Tim, partially choking: STOP TALKING-

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