OKAY I HYENA LAUGHED AT THIS MOMENT, because the spore spits itself out of Linda to try to infect Wally, who casually uses his super speed to step out of the way but then Dick Grayson over there, NON-POWERED HUMAN, just STABS THE THING MID-AIR WITH AN ESCRIMA STICK.
THIS HAPPENED OUT OF NOWHERE, APPARENTLY HE'S JUST READY TO FUCKIN' GO 24/7.
NEVER LET ANYONE TELL YOU DICK GRAYSON ISN'T A BAT THROUGH AND THROUGH
BECAUSE HIS FIRST INSTINCT
UPON SOMETHING FLYING AT HIM IN MID-AIR
IS TO STAB IT WITH HIS ELECTRIFIED ESCRIMA STICK
HE DOESN'T EVEN FULLY KNOW WHAT IT IS YET????
AND JUST: [STAB STAB STAB]
THAT GUY IS 100% A BAT
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NEVER DO THE "DICK WILL CATCH ME IF I FLING MYSELF AT HIM IN SURPRISE EVEN IF HE HAS TO DROP HIS COFFEE"
HE'D PROBABLY STAB HIS FRIENDS MID-AIR WITH HIS ESCRIMA TOO (AND STILL BE HOLDING HIS COFFEE IN HIS OTHER HAND)
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It's jarring and funny and sad to see the entire Flash family patiently waiting around and walking places and doing scouting trips for intel during One Minute War.
Because, yeah, this is their normal speed. This is their normal behavior. We just aren't used to seeing it from their perspective.
They are calm and patient. They do think things through and make plans. People just can't see it because they're judging them based on the norm.
"Bart can't sit still for five minutes because he has a short attention span" no, it's more like "Five minutes is five hours to Bart and most people can't sit without moving for that long"
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Spoilers from Jay Garrick: The Flash
They took time all together for a new photo 🥹.
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linda "she's the mold god made women from" park. – wally west
honestly he's so insane for that (and so right)
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Looney tunes relationship
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This poll is entirely inspired by @goat-a-go-fast bc i havent stopped thinking about it
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Wally would do anything for Linda and vice versa
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Wally looks so YOUNG here and I honestly love it
This guy is a father to two nine(?) year olds? He’s got another kid on the way? More experience than like 99% of heroes??
I love speedsters just looking WAY younger than they actually are. Jay Garrick is like 100(?) and he’s still doing great
It’s mentioned that both Jay and Joan look younger than they actually are bc of the Speed Force (don’t ask how Jay’s Speed Force decreased aging applies to Joan, just be happy it does)
Wally and Linda probably look the same age they looked when they first met. They probably tell people “No, we’re actually a lot older and have two kids with a third on the way” and absolutely no one believes them unless they pull out their ID
Barry and Iris probably look the same age they did when Barry got struck by lightning and when he and Iris started spending a lot of time together too. People probably see them all hanging out and assume they’re best friends who went to school together or something, but Barry and Iris have to go “huh? no. We’re like a decade older. Wally’s our nephew.” and, again, no one believes them
Wally and Linda will be in their 40s with Barry and Iris in their 50s and everyone will still look like they’re in their 20s. Wally’s gonna continue to get asked for ID whenever he goes to a bar. He’s gonna buy Jai and Irey their first beer (that does absolutely nothing to them) when they turn 21 and get asked for an ID
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linda and bart really are my everything.
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