hip and with the kids

crying actually!!!!

what i think is so funny is that the whole "it's never lupus" thing is actually not as significant as the fandom makes it out to be. it was never a running gag in the show. in fact, the joke was made one ( 1 ) time and it wasn't even regarding a diagnosis, rather it was an excuse for house to stash his drugs.

foreman : you stash your drugs in a lupus textbook?

house : it's never lupus.

like that was the only time the joke was never made. sure, does it belong in a compilation of house's best comebacks? absolutely, but i think a lot of people expect it to be some running gag and lupus really only ever gets mentioned as a potential diagnosis but nothing beyond that.

I’ve created a polycule with the help of the minds of @greghatecrimes and @vexedconfidant that exists within a Kutner lives and Amber lives AU and I want to share it all with you. The vibes are as follows:

"this is park and park's girlfriend chase, and his boyfriend foreman, and foreman's boyfriend taub, and taub's boyfriend kutner. and kutner is qpps with park! oh, kutner is also qpps with amber, who's sort of a thing but not a thing with thirteen, and thirteen is qpps with foreman."

No one is straight and barely anyone is cis and it’s lovely and nonsensical. Oh also Hilson is there!

Thank you for your time have a wonderful day.

Had a dream where the ducklings like arrested duolingo for taxing their water unlawfully and they asked house how should they pin and pose him permanently on the sky for his crimes: wings or morph him in a straight line, and house is like “wings.” and chase said “we can’t there’s no more space dad” and house is “wings.”

mouse bites™

i think about this scene a lot and every time it’s so fucking funny

May yr new year have more malpractice and homoeroticism than ever 🍾🫂

pov ur about to become a victim of medical malpractice

hi house md fandom

house in 2024 bc i see ppl post this

- chase makes "lol americans experience gun violence" jokes

- cameron engages in online discourse and starts a lot of arguments with "as a doctor..."

- foreman uses 4chan but just to sit in shock at the things he sees on there

- house is a mod and frequent poster on r/newjersey of all things. only wilson knows, not because house keeps it a secret, but because its so weirdly out of character that nobody would ever bring it up

- wilson sends reels of edgy standup comedians to house on instagram

- cuddy frequents gentle parenting forums, occasionally uses tactics on house

- taub used to run a food review channel on youtube but stopped when people called his videos "mukbangs"

- thirteen introduces herself with her name and pronouns, everyone makes a joke about this at least once

- kutner is a hamilton fan

Hounds, MD 😂

Differential Diagnosis Time

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people who aren’t in the house md fandom assume that the batshit craziness of these plotlines starts and ends with the old man yaoi and the malpractice. you all think you understand? [grabs you by the face] listen to me closely. these patients specifically seek out house because he’s known as the capital-G God of diagnostics. on MULTIPLE occasions someone has come in with seizures, coughing up blood, in multi-system organ failure and the team is like “it says here in the chart that you’ve had sex before?… yeah so we have concluded that ur allergic to cum :/ sorry.” and then are genuinely shocked when their treatment of “no more taking big fat loads from peanis” doesn’t reverse sepsis. this is a medical drama. about medical mysteries

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