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trashmakerarticle · 3 months
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What if Bernard obviously knows that Tim is Robin/redrobin and tim knows that he knows but they just flat out say that Bernard is absolutely clueless.
Tim, with an oversized jumper over is his very obvious robin uniform: hey ber
Bernard: hey Tim!
Dick: do you not see how this is a problem??
Tim, who passed out on the floor when climbed through the window in full robin gear: 💤💤💤
Bernard: cosplaying? Wow good for him
Steph, who dragged Tim back to his apartment: is this allowed ?
Tim: *tinkering with his gadgets, fixing his suit, and all other bat stuff related*
Bernard: *chilling on his lap* cool stuff
Dick: so like Bernard knows who we are?
Tim: what? No, he has no clue, absolutely clueless? I know how to separate night life and day life dick
Dick: YOU KISSED HIM WHILE U WERE ROBIN
Tim: says who?
Babs: says me, got it on vid
Tim: that ain’t me
Duke: so like, you and Tim
Bernard: yep
Duke: has he told you? About yaknow? The nightlife?
Bernard: his night photography? Yea it’s amazing really, Idek how he gets on the tallest building in Gotham but he does
Bernard: wow, this is your basement mr Wayne? It’s beautiful, you really know how to decorate
Bruce: *in shock*
Dick: *ripping out his hair*
Damian: *doesnt know how to proceed in these conditions*
Duke: I’m so confused?
Jason: so does he know or is he dumb?
Tim: see he’s clueless
Bernard: I’m so clueless, infact I’m so clueless I have no clue who i am
Cass: *giggling so hard bc she knows*
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parkazoid · 11 months
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TIMBEEEERRR + nightwing
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nonplussedqueer · 1 month
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Haven't posted in awhile but hi
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preyofolympus · 11 months
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I’m non-committed-ly back, enjoy thsi timber WIP lads
My comms are open, and also my ask box for suggestions is
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jube-art · 1 year
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Boyfriends?
Anyway, I’m weak, have a panel redraw
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dove00 · 2 years
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@foulfestivalunknown requested the bats meeting Bernard! Sorry it took a while. Hope everyone enjoys! I own nothing DC owns. 
“Are you nervous?” Bernard asked because that was surely the sixth time Tim messed with his tie.
The tie was done perfectly. 
Bernard chose not to wear a tie. He was going to, but his dad made a comment on only dressing up for Tim, so...
A nice blazer it is. 
Tim smiled and let his hands fall as they walk to through the gates.
“Shouldn’t I be asking you that?” 
Was Bernard nervous? No. 
Was he scared out of his mind? Absolutely. 
“How bad can it be?” Bernard tried for a light tone.
Tim stopped walking and was looking at a motorcycle parked in a spot. 
“What’s wrong?” 
Tim shook his head and muttered something but they continued. 
Alfred Pennyworth greeted them at the door. 
“Greetings, Master Timothy. You must be Mr. Dowd.”
“Just Bernard is fine.”
Alfred nodded with a gentle smile. “Master Dick, Master Damian, Master Duke, and Miss Cassandra are in the living room. Master Bruce is in his study. Miss Stephanie will arrive shortly.” Tim seemed to be waiting for something. “Master Jason is in the kitchen.”
“Jason?” Bernard wondered.
“Long story that I will tell you later.” Tim did not seem that happy that Jason is here but Bernard decided to not push. 
They both thanked Alfred and Tim led him to the living room. 
A kids movie was playing. 
Dick saw them. 
“Tim!” He paused the movie and got up. 
Cass smiled at them. Duke waved. Damian scowled but said nothing. 
“You must be Bernard. We’ve heard so much.”
“No, you have not.” Then to Bernard, “Not in a bad way.”
“You might want to stop talking before your foot gets stuck in your mouth.” A new voice said. 
They all turned to see----
“Stephanie!” Dick said in the same happy voice he said Tim’s name. 
“Hey!” She placed herself next to Cass and turned to Bernard. “Welcome to the club.” She smirked.
Bernard matched hers. 
“Which club?”
Tim muttered but it sounded like, “I’m going to regret this.”
“Dating but cooler than Tim club.”
“You barely know him.” Tim pointed out, sounding absolutely done. 
“Are you saying I’m not cool?”
“What? No.” At Bernard’s smile, he frowned. “You both suck.”
“Alright. Want to join us for this movie?” Dick asked. 
“Are you watching that old kids movie?” Tim wondered, shocked. He was facing Damian. 
Damian’s scowl stayed in place but it lessen a bit when Dick put a hand on the boy’s shoulder. 
“Dick found out that Damian did not see a lot of kids movies before coming here.” Duke informed them. 
“They are rather predictable and silly, but Richard enjoys them.” Tim rose an eyebrow. 
“Really? You looked like you enjoyed them.” Tim pointed out. 
Dick pressed play. 
15 minutes.
They watched the movie in silence for 15 minutes. 
The door to the kitchen opened.
Tim sighed. 
“This him?” A rough voice called. 
Bernard whipped around. 
The man rose an eyebrow. 
“Yes. Be nice, Jay.” Dick called, not turning away from the movie. 
“I’m always nice.” He complained.
A collective snort sounded. 
“Whatever.” He mutters and sits on the floor. He looked at the tv.
“Are you watching a kids movie?”
“Yes, Todd. Richard wanted me to see it.”
“Aww.” Jason mocked. 
Damian threw the remote and Jason caught it.
“Please don’t---” Dick started but his phone rang. Jason offered the remote in Damian’s direction. “I’ll be right back.” He left the room.
It was like a switch was flipped. 
Jason put the remote above his head, out of Damian’s reach. 
Damian got off the couch and kicked Jason in the leg. Jason groaned but held it high. 
Steph jumped on Jason’s back. “Don’t worry Damian! I’ll get it back for your honor--Ah!” Jason started spinning around then stopped. Steph held on. Cass reached for the remote and Jason held it tightly. 
Duke came to help her, bringing a pillow down on Jason.
Tim put his head in his hands. 
“I get if this is too much.” He whispered to Bernard. 
Bernard smiled. “This is a lot but it’s worth it to be with you.” Bernard whispered back. 
It was cheesy but it was worth it to see the small smile.
Then Dick, Alfred, and Mr. Wayne came into the room.
Oh.
“What in the world happened?!” Alfred exclaimed. 
“Hi, Mr. Wayne. Nice to meet you.”
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thebirdsandthebats · 11 days
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Dick in Gotham handling a hostage situation at a local university. Some villain crashed a party in the student apartments and has the whole building locked down. Dick is in there with Damian, and they finally make it to the floor where the bad guy is and they’re having this big tense stand off before the final fight…
and then one of the college students who this guy had huddled in the corner grabs a chair and just fucking clocks this guy. He hits him over the head so hard that the chair breaks and the guy COLLAPSES. Dick is like . Oh??
And then the student turns around (with a truly unhinged glint in his eye) and Dick recognizes him and realizes OH . Oh this is Tim’s boyfriend. That’s the crazy guy who recruited us to go beat up cultists with him. Yeah we didn’t even need to come he had that handled actually
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chamiryokuroi · 1 month
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Inspired by the DC Pride cover by David Talaski I just know even with all the precautions Tim ended the beach day wiht a pretty interesting shaped burnt 😂 man turns red as a lobster in the sun you can’t change my mind
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hobiiiebrown · 9 months
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lol
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shyjusticewarrior · 5 months
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Bernard: Is Red Hood a vampire?
Tim: No.
Bernard: A zombie?
Tim: Getting warmer.
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cosmicpoutine · 20 days
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well, bernard, sometimes vigilante work involves dumpsters
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tiffycat · 10 months
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Local food blogger Bernard Dowd and his penchant for getting into situations
Based on this post by @/chamiryokuroi
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letika · 2 months
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Warm valentine's day date 💓❄️
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colbycheeseslice · 2 months
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I did a reverse of my TimBer Valentine’s Day post from last year ❤️
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arcticlutra · 1 year
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Bernard: Hmm...
Jason: What?
Bernard: You look an awful lot like Bruce Wayne's dead son Jason Todd.
Jason: -blue screen-
Bernard: I mean add a few years and pounds.
Jason: Wait. What?!
Bernard: Hmm. -prods Jason- I suppose Wayne Enterprises would have the tech. It would explain a lot...
Jason: I...I have no idea what's going on right now.
Bernard: -dialling Tim- Hey Babe.
-indistinct phone noises-
Jason: Who even are...
-Bernard puts a finger to Jason's lips-
Bernard: Shh, I'm checking something. No sorry Babe, I was shushing the clone.
-loud, angry phone noises, and confused Jason noises-
Bernard: Tim, of course I'm not talking to a Robin, it's daytime. I'm talking to the clone of your adopted brother Jason Todd who I bumped into at the Farmer's Market.
-very angry phone noises-
Bernard: -sighing- Tim I love you, but we all know that Bruce Wayne dated the Batman, which is where the Batman clearly stole the Robin Cloning Tech from...
-angrier phone noises-
Bernard: Look Tim, don't get angry at me that your adopted father's ex doesn't understand boundaries. Anyway, I have to go as your Brother's clone is malfunctioning and a hot red head with a kid is trying to drag him away from my citizen's arrest. Love you!
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audhd-nightwing · 9 months
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yeah.
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