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Now if anybody asks me to explain my feelings on this episode.
All I can say is that I'm genuinely so ouchie from it.
THE FUCKING PATTERN OF A PARENT BEING ABSENT AND THEN SHOWING UP LATER IN THE KIDS LIFE AND PRETENDING ITS COOL
Yes. Even Jodie follows this pattern. Maybe not with Nicholas. But with Dee, technically.. even though it's stupid or whatever. But still!!
ANYWAY I AM JUST GOIBG TO THINK ABOUT THE PARALLELS AND SOB!!
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here are my If The Swifts Were Jewish Headcanons! mostly pesach ones because I am excited!
1. Baby Dave sings ma nishtanah (the four questions) every year, when she was born Hawthorne was sad that she would be taking over so sometimes they do it together
2. Homer prepares for the seder by thinking of sarcastic comments and the best ways to tease everyone, but he also has a really good dvar torah planned
3. Helena can’t always make it in (because of extreme weather events), so Cat and Dave send her a package way in advance with a mini seder plate and matzah and messages from the whole family
4. Hawthorne really really really likes those fruit slice candy things, they’re all he eats on Pesach
5. Morrigan is invited over for a seder one year, and after she gets the gist of what’s going on, she recreates barad (the hail plague) with inferno and an ice cube. everyone is very impressed.
6. Cat has at least three ugly pesach sweaters
7. Every year there is a huge argument over who is the wise son, the wicked son, the simple son, and the son who does not know how to ask. But they all fall asleep before they can decide who’s who
8. Hawthorne finds the afikomen, but only because Helena is away
9. Dearborn is SO MAD that Hawthorne has to miss classes, but Miss Cheery and murgatroyd manage to convince her not to shave his eyebrows off
and! bonus Deucalion headcanon!
10. The smoking parlor produces matzah ball soup smoke, spring flowers smoke, and saltwater smoke. horseradish smoke and vacuum cleaner smoke were briefly produced, but were not fan favorites
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hanavbara · 1 month
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ithinkdogshouldvote · 1 month
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POV: you are Willy Stampler
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loseyoutoloveme · 10 months
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🩷 Taylena, 2008-present 🩵
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n0anix · 8 months
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Father, son and the holy spirit
or something like that
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heuheu-art · 9 months
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I've really loved doing these character designs and would love to do more! Perhaps I'll draw the earlier generations or the spouses in the future.
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now I know we all know it’s soooo unrealistic when sibling characters call each other ‘bro’ or ‘sis’ but consider. each of the Batkids were only children before adoption so it makes more sense for them to use Generic Terms of Sibling Address
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nipsyyy · 8 months
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Watching a soft person come out of a family of insensitive and hard hearted people is like watching a little beam of sunshine come out on the rainiest days.No one ever actually moved the clouds for them,no one ever taught them kindness,it was a choice,one that they made every day.They didn’t just survive the bad days,they came out of it as a softer person.It’s not like the issues didn’t effect them,and it’s not like they didn’t cry rivers over it,but they knew better than to continue the cycle of pain and sadness.
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rejectingrepublicans · 3 months
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germultiple · 4 months
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my take on the wifeys (and the malewife)
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augustinewrites · 4 months
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i cannot for the life of me find the ask, but this is what the fushigojo apartments (and house!) look like!! ps: i’ve attached the name of a song to each of the apartments that i think fits their time there!
the green tea & honey apartment
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so here we have the first apartment! it’s fushigojo mom’s apartment— a cute little two bedroom close to the school. gojo doesn’t have his own place yet, and he doesn’t want to bring two zenin kids to the gojo clan, so this is the only place he considered raising them in. the kids are good at sharing a room for a while, but then they start kicking each other out of the bed in the middle of the night and are starting to need their own space, so after 2 years, they move!!
core memories in this apartment:
- trust was built here
- megumi lost his first tooth (and summoned his first shikigami! see: loose tooth)
- gojo and megumi shared their first father and son moment (see: off days)
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the coming home apartment
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this is the second apartment! gojo rents this place. it’s a little bigger, a little more grown up. it has three bedrooms, so the kids finally get their own! it’s a little further into the city, but closer the middle school gojo wanted to send them to. they stay here for a long time. it hosted birthday parties and sleepovers. movie nights and homework sessions. living room dancing and kitchen table bills. first fights and family meetings. i don’t know why i’m getting so emotional thinking about how much they’ve all grown here. they must have been so sad to leave it :( which they do, after about 8 years.
core memories in this apartment:
- love grew here
- megumi brought a “date” home for the first time
- fushigojo parents “breakup”
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and finally, the sweet nothing home
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their forever home 🫶 gojo had it built a little ways out from the city and let fushigojo mom fill it with things they love. they brought pieces of their old homes to create a place to rest, to love, to heal. the perfect balance of gojo’s unnecessary spending habits and basic practicality. it has a lot of bedrooms for all of their adopted kiddos to visit and to host their friends! there’s also a nursery 🥺
core memories built here:
- a happy ending!
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koszmarnybudyn · 6 months
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This is all it will ever be.
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strawlessandbraless · 4 months
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Just saw a post about Jensen Ackles being unable to let Supernatural die and how his unhinged deangirlism will be his fatal downfall. Made these
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jamespotterbbg · 2 months
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if wolfstar raised harry in modern time, they would've taken him to the eras tour. they would all dress up, go all out. sirius would plan the costumes and remus would pretend he hated it but he loved it. then they all went to the tour and had front row seats because sirius spent the black family fortune on it. harry was like sixteen.
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