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n0anix · 8 months

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Father, son and the holy spirit

or something like that

#dungeons and daddies #dndads #dndaddies #nicholas foster #taylor swift #glenn close #this family has me in a chokehold #favorite bastards #they're so so dear to me #dungeons and daddies fanart #if anything happens to them i'll kill everyone in this room and then myself #my art

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lineffability · 3 months

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sometimes I see people calling Aziraphale selfish in an accusatory way, as if it's a flaw that needs to be smoothed out, as if it isn't a trait that is at once defiant and emancipating, as if his selfishness isn't mostly wielded in an empowering and kind way, as if it's categorically bad to want things for yourself, to enjoy them, to have and keep them, as if selfish isn't the most revolutionary thing an angel can be

#good omens #aziraphale #my omens #it's one of my favorite things about him!!!!#don't you like your characters wonderfully complex and contradictory and pure of intention but not pure in execution????#also crowley loves that he's selfish! look at his angel go sucking the marrow out of life #and being a bastard (worth knowing)#not to say that this trait can not also be negative (obviously)#and impact both az and crowley negatively #but so can many of their traits....mutually...#it's never stopped them from loving each other and neither should it stop you

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westywallowing · 16 days

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snippets from my miraculous Fruits Basket au :))

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deefighter2739 · 28 days

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The'll show you who's boss and then laugh at you 💙❤️

#king dedede #meta knight #my art #stupid smug bastards i hate themmm #they're my favorites #kings of the show #very proud at this one!!#kirby #tag as ship if you want

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refinedstorage · 8 months

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One Teague Martin for the Dunwall Days fanzine project @10yearsofdishonoredzine

Also available on my INPRNT and RedBubble!

#favorite bastard man #teague martin #dishonored #10yearsofdishonoredzine #zines #zinework #my art

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under-lok-n-ki · 1 month

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tits out for Lunadeyis

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cainsaint · 20 days

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The power tool was such a pain in the ass.

（ｉ _ ｉ）

#ren hana btd #boyfriend to death #ren hana #btd ren #boyfriend to death 2 #btd #btd2 #teto territory #my favorite furry bastard

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nill-from-nileve-nevy · 2 months

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My husband just cheated on me IN FRONT OF MY EYES with one of MY FAVORITE FOLLOWERS

#doodles #I should have killed you when I had the chance Narinder #she was my favorite follower your bastard #cult of the lamb fanart #colt fanart #colt #cult of the lamb #colt lamb #lamb colt #narinder cotl #colt narinder #narilamb #fanart #digital art #my art

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wispforever · 4 months

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hidan and kakuzu share thoughts on religion

#kakuhida #hidakaku #hidan #kakuzu #naruto #have a shitty 4 AM sketchdump #kakuzu calling jashin josh is totally just to fck with hidan #the other shit is real #after the necklace incident hidan starts provoking kakuzu on purpose to try and get him to do it again bc he's fckd like that #infidel is my favorite word to make hidan say #he strikes me as someone who would be a real “holier than thou” kind of guy but in an extra stupid way #bc he'll tell someone off for doing something like taking gods name in vain or drinking excessively #then turn around and do the EXACT same thing #then hed be like ITS DIFFERENT #and he would believe every word #bastard

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cod-dump · 18 days

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Graves: Hey, Soap.

Soap: What.

Graves: What do you call it when your captain and your transport both tried to get to me first when I arrived on site?

Soap: I don't care--

Graves: A race to the bottom.

Soap:

Graves: *grins and walks away*

Soap:

Soap: *drawing his sidearm* I promise I won't hurt 'im that bad--

Gaz: Soap, no--

#submission #hehe #call of duty #modern warfare #phillip graves #john soap mactavish #incorrect quotes #nikpricegraves #pricegravesnik #ah my favorite american bastard

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buwheal · 4 months

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Merry (Kris)mas

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pythoneon · 6 months

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Just finished Time Bastard and I can’t get over how Ted and Pete’s romantic arcs parallel each other but their fates are polar opposites.

Like, they both fall for girls who they see as ‘too good’ for them, and they’re both challenged with accepting themselves as they are. The difference is Ted changes himself to be loved by Jenny, but that’s what drives her away and gets her killed. Pete, on the other hand, accepts who he is and refuses to change who he is just so he’s ‘good enough’ for Steph, and that authenticity was what made Steph fall for him in the first place.

Ted inadvertently ruins his life because he couldn’t accept himself, but Pete’s self-acceptance helps him get the girl (and low key saves his life, but that’s just a theory, A FILM THEORY)

#nerdy prudes must die #starkid #starkid npmd #nightmare time #ted spankoffski #pete spankoffski #time bastard #cannot stop thinking about Them #how did ted become my favorite #he and pete are such losers #im entranced by his pathetic swagger and tragic backstory

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ricky-mortis · 27 days

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