More fish n chips. ALSO since the first Pic is giving "matching pfp" sooo much u are more then welcome to do so :3

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HAPPY JRWI ART EXCHANGE!!! This was my gift for @gregwithagh :). Drew Chip and Jay with the pearl circa Feywild arc.

@jrwi-art-exchange

INTRODUCING THE ALBISUCKERS!!! aka just if you put the riptide characters into Vampire The Masquerade setting -- I have thought a lot about this. BUT ANYWAY!! this is my piece for @foxhoarder13 for the @jrwi-art-exchange !!!!!!! was super fun to work on it, this is my first event so I am excited to do more !! :DD Hope you like it as much as I had fun working on it :33 posting a speed paint of this soon btw!! just gotta edit it eehehe

Thinking about how the Albatross Captains would get hated on/ cancelled if they had the internet

Gillion - Being a minority (Fish) & Being accused of mistreating Pretzel by people who don’t know what a Frogtopus is

Jay - Doxxing someone & not putting a TW on a video where she shows off her guns

Chip - Accidentally (Or on purpose) saying a slur

chip's the type of guy to make a joke like "honour? i barely know her!" and gillion's the type of guy to take that very seriously, not understanding the pun, and start explaining the concept of honour to him. and jay's the type of girl to make "i barely know her" jokes about things that don't even end in 'er', making the whole thing even more confusing when chip eventually explains the joke to gillion

I fear ive become obsessed with my own au,, dragon!chip you will always be famous to me

JRWI EXCHANGE TIME !!!!

HAPPY @jrwi-art-exchange TO @starsinoursystem !!!!! FOX CHIP FESTIVITIES FOR THE FOX CHIP GUY !!!!

episode 109 happened and I'm just supposed to go on with my life? Fr?

Hey y'all! Since it's Love Loses Wednesday for all who celebrate and I have plenty of thoughts about it, here's some of those thoughts I've had for my fellow enjoyers of Chip Bastard from the insanely powerful podcast Just Roll With It!

So.

Chip being so focused on family and friends, on finding Arlin and keeping his co-captains and crew safe, while the most he ever shows interest in romance is in brief, jokey flirting that's quickly brushed aside.

Chip buying a love potion, only for it to sit unused in his inventory for literal months until it unceremoniously drops into the mouth of the Electrodon.

Chip being unnerved or even downright scared when somebody shows a sign of being attracted to him (Amanda with the marriage, Jazz and his flirting, the frantic denial to Ollie that Gillion kissing him meant anything (which was then followed by barely any change in their relationship. A typically romantic act, done as an act of love between friends, and yet those friends never did start a romance. Curious))

Speaking of Amanda and the marriage: Chip waking up one day and suddenly being expected, even morally obligated, to be in a romantic relationship with somebody he doesn't even know, for reasons he doesn't even know. And even when he clarifies that he doesn't want this, that he won't give up being a pirate with his friends for it, he still can't leave behind the expectation fully, because Amanda, and thus this expectation, is literally chasing him. Sometimes it even comes from his own friends, because no matter how much he would prefer to just Not Be Married, there's no way for him to get out of it, especially not ones Gillion would likely accept, and therefore the expectation that eventually, he'll be in a romance, is inescapable.

And even more interesting, he's not opposed to the idea of getting married in general. He wasn't wholly against the notion of marrying Igneous just for the AC boost it would give them. Clearly, the problem he had wasn't with the marriage itself, but with the fact that he was expected to form a romantic partnership.

And lastly: Chip having his literal heart ripped out of him, and staying nearly the same. Making jokes about how his heart was stolen in a way that was literal instead of romantic. Writing to his wife that if death do them part, then now it has (and doesn't it even say something that the only way for him to escape the marriage, the expectations, was to die?)

He cares for his friends just the same. He cares for his crew just the same. He wants to find Arlin just as much as ever. And his avoidance of his wife, of the expectation that he perform romance, stays the same. But even if he's the exact same, he has an excuse for this now. Because clearly, somebody with no heart couldn't feel romance, and who cares that he didn't really seem to before he lost his heart either?

Chip being aromantic, on a textual, metaphorical, and thematic level.

It's them, your honor

(I can't remember if I've posted this already but alas)

MERRY FISHMAS!!!!!

MY GIRLFRIENDS ARE STRUGGLING

CHIP AND PRICE NORMALLING HOURS. Chip (the absolute horror of being so desperate for ANYONE that you will stay through anything they do to you, no matter what. Being grateful for the small things. A piece of candy on your pillow after another violent fight. A hug after you kill a man in lukewarm blood. Until your 2 years of real, true love feel like a distant memory, and you find yourself being thankful for a look that is less harsh that normal. Almost nothing to anyone but you; but this is all you will get. It dwindles with each day your brother finds himself occupied with the power he can find in the trigger of a gun and not the love he could find, readily given from you.) Price (the deep ingrained terror of being alone and unwanted like your father left you, leading you to control and hurt everything you love because you cannot bear a world in which people do not need you more than they need air. And you're very well aware that nothing with another option would chose you (because haven't you always been the last option?) so you keep it down. You force the affection you desire because it does not feel secure until it's secured into chains. And why? Why are you the second choice? Constantly, always so insecure that your 'replacement' was more loved than you, so you must shove him to the dirt to prove that he isn't, and he never could be. You'll make sure of it.)

NORMALLING HOURS. NORMAL.

Just old man things...

I love first episodes so much. So cozy and simple. Words can't describe how dear they are to me 😢

"this is regrettably the best kiss of your life, you understand?"

chip and price were soooo codependent back in the day. fight me