"Oh I love the Kiddads!"
Literally the Kiddads:
Boss kicks's subordinate
Love wolf (formerly) dad (Probably)
Apocalypse catalyst by day, homewrecker by night
Terry.
*looks at smudged writing on hand* Kicky Froster
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A Proposal for Anthony
To: Mr. Anthony Burch, D.M.
Hello Mr. Burch,
You do not know me, I do not know you. However, it has come to my attention, (and I'm sure some others, possibly including yourself), that often you do not either have prepared, or want to have, a "interesting" dad-fact (your words not mine.)
And as such I have a proposal for you to consider.
During the course of these two seasons we have heard many facts about both 'The Dads' and 'The Teens', but I would like to propose that instead of having to rack your memory and dive back to the dreaded days of high school, you give the listeners a dad-fact, (or rad-fact), about the 'Kidads'. (Lark, Sparrow, Nicky, Grant, and Terry Jr.)
Providing dad-facts in this way would provide the listeners with either:
a. A small insight into the lives of these characters,
Or,
b. Some terrible emotionally devastating piece of information that will launch the listeners into a frenzy, or an immeasurably deep pit of sorrow. (*Insert any fact about Terry Jr. here*)
Of course I make no move to intrude on the structure that is the podcast. I simply felt as though when one has a kinda-lame, very-slim-chance-of-reaching-someone-who-can-do-something-about-it idea, it is one's duty to shout it into the void that is the discord.
Now you may be thinking,
"Oh, heavens to Betsy! This sounds like more work that would have to be done every week!" And start comparing these to the facts of one (1) William Campos, written down with much forethought, but fear not! For, I need not remind you, you are the DM, you could literally say whatever random shit pops up in your head the second before you say it, and no one can dispute it. Imagine the power you could wield.
And so I leave this here, possibly never to be read, in the hope that it makes something easier, or that you at least get a chuckle out of it before you move on.
Sincerely, (and with much love of the podcast),
Danthony Janthony Weston, Fellow DM and lover of putting way too much effort into jokes.
-Dan
(In actuality, I just thought this was an interesting idea and my sister agreed, so do what you want, it's not up to me. I do really like the podcast though, you guys do a great job. 👍 (Cast, please reiterate this praise to Anthony if he tries to deflect it.))
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I love this cold opening SO MUCH have the whole parody memorized taylorswifttonicolastaylorswifttonicolastakethisportaltoescapetheisstaylorswifttonicolasiseeyoufloatinwithnolimbsholdpositionandourteamwillcometoyouTHISISTAYLORTONICOLASWEVEREALLYBEENBETRAYEDANDWEREFLOATINGTHEVACUUMVERYFASTTTANDIMPRETTYSUREOUROXYGENWONTLASTTTthisisnicolastotaylorswiftivehadsometimetokillandithinkivehatchedthemostingeniousplannnnipronouceyoumanandwifeandmanandmanandmannnnivereeeeeallllymarriedallmybestfriendsfarrrrrraboveutahhhhplanetearthisblueeeeimoneofseveralgroooooms
so good anyways autism out of the way so i drew a fanart for it cause i loved it
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