top 5 real-life dndads stories I’ll go first

1. jimmy passing out in that burger king (EDIT IT WAS A DAIRY QUEEN OOPS) after playing video games all day (I think it was world of warcraft??) bonus to this story is the fact that freddie NEVER KNEW????

2. anthony stealing the bathrobe from that hotel and later working for the guy he took it from

3. matt’s vietnam war veteran teacher’s reaction to the massive poop in the bathroom

4. all of the anthony tattoo saga. a classic

5. will waiting YEARS to get revenge on freddie for the updog joke

what are y’all’s favourites

BIG NEWS EVERYONE ANTHONY BURCHS GAY PORN IS HERE

i may not have gotten tickets for the eras tour but you can bet i got tickets to the areas tour, which is arguably better (in my opinion)

hey girl don’t cry, anthony burch porn is out now

Anthony getting choked up at the very end with Dood making an appearance that was supposed to be bittersweet but everyone else basically going "no you don't get to make this sad we are having fun and you're dancing with us, lasso time motherfucker" was the best note to end on. They survived, they succeeded, they got to be adults, and you're gonna fucking dance with them. C'mon. They spent enough time mourning and growing, now they get to party.

Season 2 of dungeons and daddies summed up

Compilation of Anthony’s plans getting screwed by the party (Part Two here)

losing my shit

DnDads as Tarot Cards: Part 1!

I'm hoping to finish the whole major arcana! Any ideas on who should be what cards are welcome!

wanted $40000 for his crimes against every gay person ever

so. i might have done some Things.

[id: three decorated toploaders of photocards. the photocards are of will campos, beth may, and anthony burch. each toploader is themed green, yellow, and purple respectively. end id]

Dropout should have a reality show competition to find America’s Next Top Dungeon Master. Have a panel of D20 DMs and players as the judges and have guest judges come in from other popular shows like Matt Mercer, Murph, McElroys, and Anthony Burch, and each episode a judge or guest judge instructs the contestants on a facet of DMing and then the contestants complete a corresponding challenge. (E.g.: Murph does one on encounter design because his design is awesome—the dragon king battle!!!) And at the end whoever wins gets to DM a D20 Side Quest.

cant stand these guys /affectionate

I hope Anthony Burch realizes that if dungeons and daddies ever does another live tour that people will show up cosplaying characters from the gay pornography that he wrote

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