Secret Robin au
I mean. C'mon Bruce...
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Jason is a biter for sure
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Jack Drake is the type of dad who after finding out his son is queer, sends him to an all boys boarding school to “fix it” then is shook when Tim comes back with a boyfriend
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Jason, high key low key peeved: Like you’re any better Drake. If I’m stadium lights, then you’re a fluorescent LED flashlight.
Tim, shrugging: ‘s Long as I’m not turning into a bare, raw, naked, hairless cat, then so be it.
Jason: Aight, Shakespeare, that’s only when you burn. In the end, I’m the one getting a golden tan.
Duke: Right now though, you’re a delicate snowflake prone to some nasty as fuck turkey prints
Pt. 1
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Jason: Tim told me you used to have a crush on me. Do you still?
Steph: well, that’s interesting, you wanna know why?
Jason: why?
Steph: because- *runs away*
Jason:
Loosely based on
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rip Tim stoker he would have been a tumblr god
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Mercy: what do you guys say when you answer the phone?
Eithan: what up
Lindon: who this be?
Yerin: no he's dead, this is his disciple
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The feeling when you watch a man convulse on the ground drowning in his own blood as he weakly begs for help when you are alone with him and cannot save him and dare not even offer the comfort of a dying hand to hold because such an act of human empathy may seal you to the same fate
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chilchuck going "sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight" but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history
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What’s Bruce’s reaction to Tim saying he’s in a poly relationship with Superboy and Red Robin in ur secret Robin au?
His siblings would crack lots of jokes abt self love lol
Tim: we're... actually... in a *gulp* poly...cule
Bruce: oh. um. that's, nice.
Bruce (awkward pat)
Tim: (sweating bullets)
Dick and Jason will never let him live it down. it's in their speeches at his wedding. they recite it at family gatherings. not a Christmas goes by where one of the batkids doesn't roast tim over his two person polycule
it's still not the stupidest excuse one of the Robins has made
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When you make a harry potter reference:
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