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Imagine Tim losing his shit and going off on his siblings with prison threats
Damian: You're too slow, Drake. You really need—
Tim: If you don't shut the fuck up I will fucking touch you, you little bitch.
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Pt. 2
Warning: Contains content joking about sensitive topics. Proceed at your own risk.
Dick, frowning: You stripped away Tim's chance to respond, how rude.
Jason, Tim, Duke: ....!
Dick: ....
Dick: ....
Dick: ....
Dick: ....
Dick: WAIT—
*Jason & Duke burst out laughing*
*Tim sighs in resignation*
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Dick: How to explain Duke’s sense of humor?
Tim: Honestly, it sneaks up on you like—
Jason: —A highly skilled rapist? Yeah, I think so too.
Duke: You went straight for the throat, huh.
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Dick: You ok? You seem a little dizzy
Tim: I can’t see straight.
Damian: <tt>
Jason: It’s cause you’re not.
*High fives Duke*
Tim: ……….
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Jason “Once Upon A Time, I Died” Todd
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Bruce “Adopting stray kids is my hobby” Wayne
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Tim brushes his teeth religiously
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Damian “I’m the Blood Son” Wayne
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Dick, rubbing palms together: Never have I ever……
Jason, Tim, Duke, Damian: ………
Dick, squinting: ………died.
Jason, rolling eyes: Very original and fuck you too.
Duke, sighing: You should’ve saved that for when you ran out of ideas.
Tim: Seriously, there’s a strategy to this game, ya know.
Damian, scoffing: Grayson is simply eliminating the easiest choices to maximize the overall difficulty of this game.
Duke: ... Nah, It’s not that deep bro.
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Dick “I’m basically a slinky” Grayson
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Bruce, breaking up a fight between Jason and Tim: If you two don't stop arguing, I'm going to have a cow!
Damian: I have a cow!
Bruce: I know, Damian.
Damian: Her name is Batcow :)
Bruce: I know, Damian.
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The batfam playing Never Have I Ever not only as a way to poke fun but also to expose each other without risking immediate death because it’s technically a “safe space”. Of course, it doesn’t stop Jason from losing his shit and forcing Alfred to pin him to the ground.
*Edited*
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when the boys troll each other on social media
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Jason: The most time I've ever spent with anyone was four hours and it was hell.
Dick: What about that drive to Bludhaven we took? That was about four hours.
Dick: Oh, I see what just happened.
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