#plus their costumes were so fucking ace
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@PSCENTRAL EVENT 20: ANTAGONISTS
BAYLAN SKOLL & SHIN HATI - AHSOKA (2023)
#pscentral#tvedit#starwars#swedit#ahsoka series#ahsokaedit#swsource#starwarscolors#starwarsblr#thestarwarsdaily#usergif#skyshippergifs#shin hati#ivanna sakhno#baylan skoll#ray stevenson#i really loved these two characters#plus their costumes were so fucking ace
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❝ 𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐘 𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐍 ❞
☰ FANDOM: one piece
☰ CHARACTERS: monkey d. luffy, portgas d. Ace, eustass kid, nico robin, nami, o-kiku
☰ SUMMARY: a halloween special for a more modern-type setting ft. one piece!
☰ A/ NOTE: Is this late? Yes, it is. I started this on the 30th late at night and I an very busy so deal with it
☰ WARNINGS: none, I think
☰ 01: COSTUME
☰ 02: PUMPKIN CARVING
☰ 03: TRICK-OR-TREATING
☰ 04: HALLOWEEN PARTIES
☰ 05: GHOST TUNNELS
☰ 06: HORROR MOVIE MARATHONS
☰ 07: APPLE BOBBING
☰ 08: DEMON SUMMONING
☰ MONKEY D. LUFFY
Much like he does with every Holiday and festivity, Luffy is in the Holiday mood and ready to party. For his costume he'd dress up as a sheet ghost, and then get annoyed half-way through the night since it kept getting in his way. Usopp helped him make the costume, and he wore his hat over the sheet for extra personality.
He's not super good with the pumpkin carving aspect. He'd like to eat the inner part of the pumpkin, and then he'd probably try to eat the outer part too. He's amazed at some of the designs his friends came up with, and tries to put in some effort but he's bad with a knife. Does the traditional scary face for his pumpkin.
Trick-or-treating is his favorite part of Halloween, and a huge part as to why Halloween is his favorite Holiday (it only is until the next one). He starts early and he ends it late. He gets super disappointed when he doesn't get candy, but he doesn't trick anyone as he moves on to the next house to get more candy. He'll eat most of the candy as he's trick or treating though.
Luffy only attends Halloween parties if it's happening at a time period where he can't be trick or treating. But if that is the case, he's as much of a party animal as he always is. Life of the party, eating all the food and drinking a fuck ton of alcohol. That's his party style and it sticks even when the party has a Holiday theme.
Ghost tunnels and haunted houses aren't something Luffy specifically seeks out, but he'll go if his friends are going. He thinks his friend's reactions are amusing, but he doesn't really get scared by anything himself. He accidentally punched one of the actors once though, when they got the best of him. Ace and Sabo had been with him at the time, and were both laughing their asses off.
He loves watching movies, so if everyone else decided on a horror movie marathon he's definitely joining in. Plus points if there is snacks. He's not picky on the movies people watch, but he wants something with a cool main character. He comments under the whole thing and asks the dumbest questions imaginable.
He's really bad at Apple Bobbing, but he also wants the apples so he plays all the time. He's managed to get about three his entire life, and he always gets upset when he gets pulled away so other people gets their turn.
Demon summoning? Sign him up! He doesn't understand what's happening entirely but he is absolutely up for meeting a demon! He's disappointed if it doesn't end up working. If it does? Even better! Best believe he's planning a party with said demon.
☰ PORTGAS D. ACE
He will use every opportunity to go around shirtless and Halloween is the perfect time to do so. His costume is something that allows him to be shirtless, he'd probably dress as a werewolf for the night. He basically just throws a bucket of fake blood on himself, too.
Unlike his brothers, Ace is actually really good with a knife and other sharp objects. He does really good compared to certain people, but he's not revolutionary good. His pumpkin carving ideas though? Those are rather limited. He can do it, but having the idea on what to do isn't that easy.
Another person who loves and adores food and candy, so you best believe he is going trick-or-treating regardless of his age. He might take a younger person with him, like O-tama, but he will go anyway. Manages to not eat it as he's going but he eats it immediately after.
His favorite part of Halloween is definitely the Hallowen parties. He'd even skip trick-or-treating to go to a party. His only goal at the parties is to get drunk beyond belief and eat all the snacks available. He's a party animal at heart, truly.
Ghost tunnels. The bane of his very existence. He doesn't dislike going, in fact he thinks they're very fun! But they also always scare the Hell out of him, and if anyone is with him it will damage his pride. He loves them, but he'll only go if he's alone.
How could he not love movie marathons? He's a little hesitant about the horror movie aspect but he can't turn it down without seeming like a coward, so of course he agrees. He expects to get super scared so he's very tense at first, but he ends up not being so scared. The people who planned it to see him scared feel immense disappointment.
Apple bobbing is something he's actually really good at. He gets bored of the game quickly but when he does play, he is scary at it. He can get the apples without a single struggle and enjoys the extra snack before continuing his night.
Of all the things he can be scared of, demons are not one of them. Summon a ghost, or something like that and he won't step within a mile of you. But he isn't really scared of demons so he'll join in a summoning if he has nothing better to do.
☰ EUSTASS KID
Halloween is his favorite Holiday. He's a horror fanatic and he is always in the spirit of Halloween, so life is good when everyone else is, too. He most certainly dresses up as Frankenstein for his costume, and it's really well made, too. If there is a costume competition, he would be winning by a landslide.
He does something really detailed and unnerving for his pumpkin carving. He wouldn't make it outright scary but he would make it so that the sight of it puts you on edge.
Kid isn't a sweet-tooth and doesn't really go trick-or-treating now that he's outgrown it, unless Killer drags him, and he prefers to be at home handing out the candy instead. He goes all out for decorations and he most certainly scares everyone who stops by. Some kids may be a bit traumatized from him, who knows. But he always makes sure to have the best candy being given out, and he makes sure nobody leaves without some.
Halloween parties are definitely more of his scene. Despite being rough around the edges and rather aggressive, Kid is very social and he loves parties. He gets shitfaced and spends the entire night drunk, scaring even people older than he is.
Ghost tunnels don't have shit on him. He's scarier than they will ever be. He goes in to every single one that he sees, hoping they'll be good. Gives the team of workers surprisingly great criticism to make the experience better, and scarier.
Absolutely does horror movie marathons each year for Halloween. Horror is his favorite genre and he watched horror movies almost all the time, seeing as they're always his go to. He is most likely the one arranging for the marathon, and he makes sure he has the most scary, unnerving movies playing.
Sucks at Apple bobbing. He is utterly useless at it and has on more than one occasion ruined the game out of anger when he played. Now, Killer has essentially banned him from playing it ever again. He isn't upset, he doesn't even like apples.
Demon summoning? Fuck yeah, he is ready to fist-fight a demon any day now. He is helping to gather all the needed items and he gets kind of angry if it doesn't actually work.
☰ NICO ROBIN
Halloween is her favorite Holiday, to no one's surpise. She loves scary, weird things and often finds them cute. For her costume she'd probably go for something classic like a vampire, or she'd go for the well-known green-skinned witch outfit. She'll go out for her outfit, maybe even getting other's on board to help her. Most of it is handmade by her or with help from her friends.
Robin will do something really detailed for her pumpkin carving. It'll be strange and creepy, and very well made. She spends a lot of time on it, and people are amazed when they see it. It's certainly unnerving to look at though, she made sure she stayed within the spirit of the Holiday.
Trick-or-Treating isn't something she has done a lot of in her life, but she's often gotten people on her door asking for treats! She has the best treats, and her house is perfectly decorated for the event. She makes sure to scare the kids that seem old enough for a spook. The tradition wasn't something she thought she would do as an adult, but well, her friends are very convincing.
Things like Halloween parties aren't her scene either, but if her friends are going she's sure to join with them. She won't go if nobody else is. She likes judging other people's costumes and the decorations in silence.
She adores going into ghost tunnels and haunted houses, they're certainly one of her favorite Halloween activities. Anything along those lines her her go-to party method. She's so unfazed by all the scares and is therefore one of the people who people hide behind the most. That is, until she says something that just makes the whole thing even scarier.
Horror Movie Marathons are also something she loves to do on Halloween. She makes sure she watches at least one horror movie every Halloween. And if people gather up for a marathon you best believe she'll be there. She knows the best movies to watch, the classics, all of it.
Robin doesn't stand out in apple bobbing much. She has a perfectly average score, neither bad nor good at the game. This means people who have it tend to like her playing, so she actually gets to go a few extra times on occasion. She doesn't care much for apples and will give them to her friends if they want them.
Joining in on a demon summoning? Please, Robin is the one who is hosting the demon summoning. She has the ritual in order and has already gathered everything one can need for it. Whether or not she expects one to show is unknown, but she likes using it as an opportunity to scare her friends a little more before the night is over.
☰ NAMI
Nami isn't super into Halloween on her own, but if her friends celebrate it she's sure to join in and build up the festivity. She'll try to find the cheapest candy available, and she'll try to make a costume with things she already has. Something like a vampire or a serial killer.
She's not anything super special when it comes to pumpkin carving but she's not bad either, just really average. She'll do something cute rather than scary, and the results look good.
For trick-or-treating I do think she would join in on the trick-or-treating. She'd get as much candy as she possibly could and then sell it to people like Luffy, just for some extra cash. She's more in it for the experience, and if she's seduced people to give her more candy, well that's for her to know.
Halloween parties are where she's at, most certainly. She'll drag Zoro with her to whatever party she's going to so she has someone who can keep up with her in regards of drinking. She pretty much goes to them for free alcohol and such, sometimes she'll lush her tab onto whoever is there with her. Overall, might sneak into a random party and make it about her.
She does not want to be in ghost tunnels or haunted houses. They always manage to get her, and once she accidentally hit one of the actors. And if they get chased at any point? Yeah no, if people convince her to go she'll be hiding behind someone the entire time.
Horror movies make her squeamish, so she's not too interested in a horror movie marathon, but if Robin or Vivi are the ones doing it, she'll join for their sake. Ultimately will hold on to whoever is the closest to her since she gets scared easily.
Nami is actually really good at apple bobbing, she doesn't really seem like someone who would be particularly bad or good, so her talent with it always comes as a surprise for some people. Reality is, she found a way to cheat the game.
She will not participate in demon summoning, oujia boards or anything else along those lines. Why would she want to summon an actual demon? She'll only join in when someone mentions she could probably get a whole bunch of money from a demon. Suddenly she's leading the whole thing, though she doesn't actually believe a demon will arrive.
☰ O-KIKU
She isn't very used to celebrating Hallowen so she's a little confused but she's certainly eager to participate. She goes for a traditional Japanese-horror game look for her costume, her long hair being perfect for the role. She feels bad for the amount of blood she gets on her clothes. Izou helped her make her costume.
For her pumpkin carving she basically forgets it's supposed to be scary, and instead makes a very detailed carving of some flowers, notably chrysanthemums. While maybe not spooky like most do, it's certainly well done.
Unsure if she should still be going Trick-or-Treating at her age, but everyone insisted that it would be fine, so she ends up joining. Loves looking at the different decorations everyone has up, ultimately gives someone else the candy she doesn't like, which is most of what she gathered.
Very excited to go to a Halloween party with everyone. Is absolutely in awe of the people who have super detailed, self-made costumes. Gives everyone compliments and isn't afraid to ask what someone is if she doesn't recognize it.
Ghost tunnels don't scare her that much, most of the time she just smiles at the jumpscares, but she does find them to be fun. Insists on going if she sees one, for the experience. If nobody else is available, she'll find Izou and drag him with her.
Horror movies do scare her, she when someone brings up the idea of gathering for a marathon she is nervous, but she'll still join in without a doubt. She brings a bunch of snacks along so she has something to keep her distracted, ends up clinging to whoever is next to her for a good chunk of the night.
Apple bobbing. Kiku doesn't like doing it at all, she joined in once and while she was super good at it, she didn't like doing it at all. However she feels bad saying no whenever someone brings the ides up so she always ends up participating if someone brings it up or asks her to join them.
Kiku has surprising amounts of confidence and desire to summon a demon on Hallowen night. Absolutely joins in on all those bloody-mary, ritual type of things. She doesn't actually believe in things like that so she's sure someone is just pranking people, and has the time of her life.
#one piece#one piece x reader#op#op x reader#monkey d luffy#nami#portgas d ace#nico robin#eustass kid#eustass kidd#kikunojo#okiku#kiku
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Alright @t4tbruharvey asked for both Cassie and Alfred so we're GETTING both Cassie and Alfred <3 <3 this time Cass! Forgive me I don't know too much canon info about her, if anyone has comic recs lmk! I'm also gonna skip a few cuz I just don't know enough for it
favorite thing about them
I love that she's allowed to be a scary urban legend!! Her costume rocks and she was never (to my knowledge) kiddie or sidekick-ified, you look at her like wow that's the mf Batman! She's a young girl but thats a fucking Batman if I ever saw it! I'm also a sucker for characters who look like they could kill you because they absolutely can, but at the end of the day they're sweeties <3
least favorite thing about them
Mmmm idk, I kinda think the idea of "the language parts of her brain were developed into fighting parts!1!1" is um. Dumb ajdbwjs like it's just that DC brand of making science shit up, it's hilarious but it's a little silly for Cass. But I do like the idea that she communicates differently in general, I think having her speak in sign language is cool (she's more comfortable speaking with her body because that's what she is wired to focus on) or she has abbreviated speech, I think it would just be a neat bit of rep to have a very capable hero speak non-traditionally.
BroTP
I love her and Dick bonding over Eldest Daughter syndrome together despite neither of them being those things. I just think they'd have a fun dynamic, spine shatteringly capable but also in a silly and goofy mood. They paint each other's nails and watch YouTube commentary videos
OTP
I actually don't ship her with anyone! I just don't know which characters interact with her/are in her age range. Plus she strikes me as a lil aro/ace on vibes alone.
random headcanon
Animals really like her! Like, to a noticeably odd degree. When she walks around Gotham she gets lovingly accosted by like multiple crows. The geese in the Wayne pond only answer to her. There are multiple stray cats she knows by name and come by to be fed at her windowsill. Damian is a little jealous and wants her to teach him her ways, but she always just shrugs.
song i associate with them
My first thought was Escapism from Steven Universe :") baby Cass energy
favorite picture of them
Again I havent read her comics but a quick scroll through Pinterest produced great results. Also bonus I LOVE this interaction between her and also
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“It’s a movie.”
I told that boy(L), “We gotta keep it low, leave me the room key"
On that Demon Time, she might start a OnlyFans
Big B and that B stand for blondrichclosetwitch
“If you wanna see some real ass, baby, here's your chance.”
put you up on this game
new york cares.
Christ Consciousness
Why made me behave that way?
My name is Tommy and I became aware this year
Cause when love is gone, there's always justice
And when justice is gone, there's always force
And when force is gone, there's always Mom. Hi Mom!
I feel like our ship's going down tonight
Age Of Anxiety
Dad built the labyrinth and we were born in it
You will wake and walk and draw the blind and feel some presence there behind and turn to see what that may be
Well babe its me
Oh no, you've put your finger on it
Stand up, sit down, hands up, break down
I'm feelin' all my fuckin' feelings
I'd get out of my way
You're out singing songs, and I'm down shouting names at the flickerless screen, going fucking insane
You try to deafen me
Ben stars in all my wars and more
They tell the same story so much, they start to believe it
Wonder how I got this way?
The show must go on
If I could see you
Then I wouldn't have to scream your name atop of every roof in the city
(Looking at kurdt’s picture)” so what do you want? Married/buried?
What else should I write?
Just that?
What else should I write? Quotes?
OHHHHHHH”
Secret——so sorry that I forgot.
“These should never be discussed here, so keep it to yourself.”*
But your books don't say much about living your life like a thief
Yeah we've handcuffed and chained
We play games and play them out slowly
Chained to my lover as she's chained to me
(Also, candle witchcraft I’m guessing: it reminds me of something from 2017:
when I went to the church for service kinda hysterical because fake Stella told me the Devil was in her, and that now he also had control of God…and this sweet woman who was always kind to me said she was sure that wasn’t true because God was omnipotent. And that was probably the day that I started to question what I was being told.
Oh yeah—how does that tie in? Because I don’t believe your candlework can measure up to God.)
Forgive. Notice the numbers on this are my lifepath, the lovers card (6) and Ace of Swords(55).
I want you to notice my anger's all but done and all I've known is madness
Satellites ahead, so hold on
Pretend to be you when I'm high
Tbh, I’m not sure about bad bunny since my Spanish sucks but I think it’s: the time has come to start reasoning before it’s too late
“Well, you gotta see this.”
Horse heads that I dance around in (there was a horse head “costume” left on driggs that I assumed was to freak me out, but that’s how paranoia works best)
Coked up anorexics
Got a tree and this golden thing
What a Fool I've been (not my punctuation)
And how the cracks begin to show
Heartbreaks plus the tapes, now you all in the lectures being studied by the college's professors
Going to leave this brokedown palace
river gonna take me
Mama, many worlds I’ve come since I first left home
And if truth be told, it's scary
And I can't tell which ones are mine and which I created
I’ll leave you if you let me*
You know the monkey
“We know there’s a price to pay.”
Funny how you said it was the end, yeah
Music is your only friend until the end
We’re getting tired of hanging around
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Canon Ships So far
@twstinginthewind
@twst-the-night-away
@jasmariswonderland
@happilyasimp
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Shu- Shu is Pansexual and Poly so
Canon
Shu/Azul- You Poor Octopus Getting Flirted with all the Time,
Shu/Floyd - They are Both Menaces and Floyd gets so many head Pat. Shu Also wanted him to talk more after the Deep voice thing in book 4 he Relished in it , TALK MORE EEL BOY!!
Shu/Jade - again Shu embodies both side of the Menace Spectrum. Poetic and Trolly and Fuck up your shit
Shu/Jamil - This Boy needs it , Plus Shu is implied to have Snake features
Shu/Vil - Enemies to Lovers , They Respect each other but hate each other
Shu/ Malleus - Night walking buddies
Oc
Shu/ Hoshi - Platonic , I. Support this found Family zbond coupled with the Fact that they hate Each other’s potential Romance partner. Also it’s based on Touhou Canon Sukia and Yuugi are seemingly good Friend and also the
Shu/Hiei - This is Based on Myths that usally say that Shuten Douji and Ibaraki Douji were Closer or even that Ibaraki was female and was Shuten’s Lover. Also Fate Fandom Like shipping them .
Shu/ Reiji - if You Guess Reiji is Twisted off Reimu Hakurei your correct , He’s a “ lazy” Shrine Priest with natural Magical prowess, Shu’s friend since Childhood .He goes RSA along with Shu’s Bully Raiden
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Hiei
Canon
Hiei/Riddle - Angry , Boy but are good in heart , Look at How Cute they are… Wait no Don’t not the Off with your head !?
Hiei /Deuce - Good Boys , but Thier still Delinquents
Hiei/ Ace - “ STOP BEING STUPID!! “ Hes Says smacking Aces with a Paper Fan .
Hiei/Silver- The Idea that Hiei helps him stay up
Hiei/ Ruggie - I feel like they Compliment each other considering they are based on Subordinates of Famous Villians
Ocs
Hiei/ Sai - Sanae and Kasen are neighbors as they live on Youkai mountain
Hiei/Marcus - Kasen is often Invited By Marisa to teach her stuff much to the Dismay of Reimu. Marcus is well know for having worked nfor his Magical Prowess having no talent in magical abilities . Marcus is Probably the most Frequent RSA Student to see in NRC as he often gose to steal books
Hiei/Reiji- Kasen is often like a Guide to Reimu , Being Critical of Reimu. Reiji dosent exactly like when Shu Brings Hiei or Hoshi over .
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Hoshiguma
Canon
Hoshi/Vil -, considering that Hoshi and Vil have Similarities the only difference is Hoshi is Chill . Epel , Slouching isnt going to kill him you just gotta be patient.
Hoshi/Lilia - Hoshi is like Shu’s Lila they are Practically brothers and I can see Lila and Hoshi getting along
Hoshi / Trey - Straight men that get together.
Oc’s
Hoshi/ Reiji - Again Hoshi is Partially based on Kasen . Reiji often gets forced into training by him and Hiei.
Hoshi/Marcus - again Partially based Kasen
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Kurama
Canon
Kurama/Jade - He Takes Walks with in the mountains with him Cause Jade looked Lonely
Kurama/ Sebek -he Really like Annoying Sebek, Lila’s Teaching him how to Reciprocate.
Kurama/ Cater- He Takes pictures of all the costumes Kurama Makes
Kurama/Lila -this Just makes Sense
Ocs
None
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Shunpei
Canon
None
Oc
None
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Shinobu
Canon
Shinobu/ Azul - Hes gotta Cool hat , Shinobu is Bases on Sumireko whose Overconfidence got her Trapped in Gensokyo .
Shinobu/ Malleus- Hes a Yuusona so the Malleus thing is given
Ocs
Shinobu and Shu - So the Backstory Behind this is that Shinobu often Hang out in Wanou Dorms which why they often get Dragged into Conflicts in the Story .
#twisted oc#twst oc#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland oc#disney twisted wonderland#shu ibuki#disney twst#fandorm#twst fandorm
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Hi! I was wondering if I could request more of the Mha biggest kinks? I really liked it. I would like to request two characters and the rest you can choose. The characters I wanted to request were Tokoyami and Aizawa. I hope you have a good rest of your day! Stay safe, and don’t get sick!
Alrighty! Let’s goooo!
Sorry, this took so long to come out, I had very little motivation and my brain was being mean, but I have motivation again now and so I'm ready to begin writing again.
Hopefully, I'll be able to get a fic out to you guys every three days or so.
Part One Here
Part Two Here
Genre: smut
Type: headcanons
Warnings: smut, heavy kinks, BDSM, NSFW
Characters: Tokoyami, Tsuyu, Mirko, Aizawa
Other: I must admit, I headcanon Tokoyami as asexual, so writing for him was a lil difficult, but It presented a unique challenge and well, I love writing challenges and you know that!
NSFW Taglist: @smolchildfangirl @combat-wombatus @mandalorian-baby-bird @waffleareniceandfluffy @catcherisvibin @thesubtlewhore @popcatx0
Fumikage Tokoyami/ Tsukoyomi-
Submission- this man has 0% confidence. He doesn’t trust himself to dom. He’s gotten so used to not being in control being a bad thing, so according to trauma response, it’s likely that loss of control will become a kink for him. He needs this, okay? Needs to be taught that not having control isn’t always a bad thing. It really isn’t when he’s moaning beneath you.
Threesomes- he’s very used to not being alone, Dark Shadow will be there even during sex with you. It’s embarrassing at first, but you’ve gotten used to him being there during your dates, so it’s almost as if you’re dating Dark Shadow as well. Dark shadow indulges in Fumikage’s more... raunchy kinks, the ones that he’d be too embarrassed to ask you about.
Costumes- He just wants to be fucked while you’re both dressed like royalty. He doesn’t know why, but many types of fancy clothes turn him on. This may just be because his form of self-expression is rare, and so he has few friends who indulge in a more Emo style. He has no objections to being dressed like a prince or princess (he’d even wear bright colors for you).
Love and Affection- I headcanon him as Ace, so for this he’s Demi. And what leads to Demisexuals being sexually attracted to someone? Love and affection. Just kiss his beak and pet his head and tell him you love him. It might result in him crying because he’s never gotten that affection before.
Humiliation- He’s still kinky, okay? He likes being degraded, hit, and told just what a ‘silly little slut boy’ he’s being. He wants you to have him pressed into the pillow, whining as he babbles about what a bad boy he’d been.
Choking- Listen, a boy who wears a bright red choker wants it to be replaced with your fingers, okay? It’s best when you’re indulging in his costume kink + a little roleplay and you’re acting as some warrior or supervillain and he’s some hero boy trying to take you down. Usually results in him being choked against the wall as he grinds down on your leg.
Tsuyu Asui/ Froppy-
Look at that beautiful woman
Switch- Look at her and tell me she doesn’t have the capacity to top or bottom. Really, she’s quite incredible like that. She also has very little preference so it mostly depends on whether you want to top or bottom.
Bondage- this is more of a bottom Tsu thing, she likes shibari best, beautiful ropes (or silk for better comfort) keeping her body from moving away, while the patterns and colors compliment her soft and sweaty skin.
Praise- Doesn’t matter who’s topping and who’s bottoming, praise is wonderful. Once you called her a good girl after training (when she totally kicked Kaminari’s ass) she just kind hid her face and squealed. It was adorable. She’s also very honest, so when she praises you it’s usually just her being honest with you. It’s so very sweet and ugh- damnit now I just wanna hug her
Hand Kink- Nothing is better then feeling your hands tracing her body, cupping her breasts, squeezing her ass, pulling her hair, just touching her. You’ve caught her just kind of... staring at your hands multiple times. The best thing is when she’s pressed down into the mattress, clutching the sheets, and you grab her hand, curling your fingers between hers and flexing them.
Hair Pulling- Nobody has that much hair and doesn’t develop a hair pulling kink, and that’s literally all I have to say on the matter.
Tongue Play- More of a Top Tsu thing (hehe alliteration), she will tie you up with her tongue if she wants to, and she’s done that before. The oral is great, ass, pussy, dick, no matter where you want her tongue it will be there, and it will be everywhere. You want to be absolutely at her mercy? Just ask her to use her tongue. She may or may not get carried away because it just feels so powerful, to be able to make you feel so many things with just one body part that she’s trained to have complete control over.
Rumi Usagiyama/ Mirko-
Domination- Look, just- just look. Look at that woman. Tell me she doesn’t want to always be on top. Tell me she doesn’t take offense to being asked if she wants a break from topping. Tell me she won’t shove you against the wall, bed, floor, fucking table and just absolutely take control of you. Tell me she doesn’t own you. Now I’m not personally attracted to women but this woman is the one fucking exception.
Mommy- She likes this mostly because it humiliates her bottom. It’s embarrassing to say something so lewd, to refer to her almost like your caretaker, and she loves it. Especially when her sub whimpers or stutters while calling her that, she fucking loves it.
Brat-Play/Punishment- If you’ve read the Team-ups special manga thingie, you saw her appreciate Bakugou’s pure rage towards villains, which makes me think she enjoys putting villains in their place. She lovess watching you misbehave, pretending she doesn’t care, then absolutely wrecking you when you get back home. Her favorite thing is the tears + plus barely being able to apologize for their brattiness.
Predator/Play- I mean, she’s an animal. She loves the chase, feeling so powerful over her helpless little sub. If her partner’s quirk makes them a wolf or something that traditionally hunts rabbits, then she’ll be estatic about competing with you for dominance before proving again and again and again that she’s the one who wears the pants in this relationship (or the one-piece hero costume ig)
Biting/Marking- Everyone. Everyone needs to know who you belong to. Even if your skin physically cannot bare marks, she will still bite and suck at your neck and shoulders to try and show off the marks. Show off the cute little sub that belongs solely to her.
Breeding- She’s a rabbit, it’s instict to want children. Even though she can’t get her sub pregnant, she will still babble about fucking a baby into you. Maybe if you’re AMAB and could get her pregnant, she’d just ride you until you get her pregnant (even though she probably doesn’t actually want kids, so protection is used).
Shouta Aizawa/ Eraserhead-
Bondage- He's a hero, he's conditioned to know that he's won when his opponent is all tied up. He feels like he's won you over when you let him tie you up, and he loves the feeling of knowing you can't escape him.
Daddy- I mean seriously, you can't just act like a literal father figure to every single person around you and not have a daddy kink! He likes to take care of you, and he loves it when you cry 'Daddy please!'
Teasing- Even if he's a caregiver at heart, he won't just give you what you want. You need to beg and whine and scream for it. He wants to stave off your orgasm, avoid touching you where you need it, just to hear your pitiful whimpers and the way you cry for him.
Teaching- now he doesn't enjoy a teacher kink as in 'you're my student' kind of roleplay, but he does enjoy teaching someone inexperienced just how to suck him off, how to hold onto him, and what to say to make him growl.
Praise- He wasn't praised much, still isn't, so being told he's perfect for you will either end up with him literally crying on you, or fucking you harder just to hear you tell him how much you enjoy his cock.
Cock Worship- Nothing gets a man going like having your partner on their knees in front of you, kissing and sucking on your balls, treating you like a god. It's incredible to have you take your time pleasuring him.
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halloween special!
two drabbles of you and your fave— daiya or knb—character fooling around on halloween.
warnings: none!
fave daiya/knb character x reader
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diamond no ace:
what better way was there to celebrate halloween other than a costume competition?
all the tables in the spirit dorm cafeteria were cleared, and the managers put a mocking red carpet across the floor. each person ambled down the “roadway,” and gosh, each costume was over the top; one was a squid game player, one was a penguin, and one was coach kataoka.
but you and your boyfriend decided to match— well, it was more of you forcing him to match with you, but after a lot of pleading and begging he finally gave in; especially that he couldn’t resist the frown you showed him if he didn’t decide to.
and so here you two were, dressed as dr. doofenshmirtz and perry the platapus, walking down the isle of the cafeteria. you laughed and waved as if you were someone of the royal family while your boyfriend dragged his feet across the floor, embarrassed at all the phones recording you guys.
“why did i have to be the platypus?“ he grumbled, the tail flapping each time he took a step.
“because i totally rock the lab coat,” you tease.
and although he was dreading of all the jokes and ridicule, matching with you in a silly fucking outfit is something he’d highlight in his life forever.
plus, you guys won— free $5 to the convenient store gift cards for you guys!
kuroko no basket:
you guys were both menaces to society.
no, you really were.
because you and your boyfriend decided to fool around in the park when it was prime time for trick or treating. you were dressed as the grudge with a silky, long white dress and a black wig to cover your face, and your boyfriend was the grim reaper, dressed in all black and a fake scythe in his hand.
it wasn’t uncommon that kids (or teens) would stay in the park after they were finished to eat some candy, so because of your genius brain, you decided it’d be funny to just sit on the swings groaning and watch them scurry away in fear.
“that’s the fifth one tonight!” you laughed, clutching your stomach. your boyfriend paused the eerie music on his phone and sighed, chuckling a bit.
“who in the right of their minds are able to come up with something like this?” he asked, “you’re evil.”
“shh, there’s more kids! play the music!”
yeah, you’re evil, but he wouldn’t have spent halloween any other way.
“yeah yeah.” he grinned and stood at the top of the playground creepily, grinning at you back to your groaning and swinging. he played the music and watched the trick or treaters run away once more.
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN! BE SAFE AND I HOPE YOU LIKED IT :> boo!
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Dimension Jump XXI Report
I suppose I’m a DJ veteran now as this was my fifth consecutive one and the fourth at the Nottingham Crowne Plaza which is an expensive four-star hotel. Sharing with a friend helps keep the cost reasonable and honestly, it’s worth it for the sheer convenience of being right there in the hotel and being able to nip back to your room as required. (To be clear, you don’t have to stay in the hotel to attend the con. There are plenty of other hotels nearby.)
Plus there is always the chance that you’ll see a guest at breakfast as I did Danny once. He picked out a few pieces of fruit and nibbled at them before wandering over late to his photoshoot. What else would you expect from a cat though?
Friday
Myself and @downonthepharm-red-dwarf (Amy) had arrived the previous day so had plenty of time to be near the front of the queue for registration. Which meant we saw Hattie Hayridge arrive in a stunning designer coat and with smart luggage. She really brought her outfit A-game and looked great the whole weekend.
Once we’d presented our respective proofs of full Covid vaccination or a recent negative test, we were given our DJ passes and booklets. The latter has spaces for signatures from guests, an Order Of Events and various handy tips for the weekend.
The con kicks off at 5pm with an hour of gradual build-up in the Main Hall - they show videos from previous events, specially made titbits with various guests past and present such as Mark Dexter doing a mock guide to DJ and Rebecca Blackstone voicing Pree. It all helps with the atmosphere, as do the numerous RD posters dotted around the hotel.
Then it was time for the Opening Ceremony featuring various Fan Club team members and an overcrowded stage full of cardboard boxes - the joke was that they’d had too much time on their hands during lockdowns and bought loads of stuff online. It was obviously also a nod to Lister’s hoarding in “The Promised Land”.
The sketch featured a specially made shot of the AA adverts’ Starbug model landing outside the Crowne Plaza and an 80s computerised version of the lovely convention logo. You could tell a lot of loving effort had gone into the whole thing.
Once the guest line-up had been announced (I’ll get to that not-really-a-surprise-guest shortly), we went straight into the RD Pub Quiz, hosted by Hattie. DOTP and I had been joined at our table by Lapsang and Barbs from our Discord (No Kind Of Atmosphere) plus various other attendees we’d befriended.
Someone in the crowd yelled “I love you, Hattie!” to which she quipped “I’ve pulled already!” Another bloke shouted “Fuck off, she’s mine!” which led to a few shouts of “Fight!” When neither seemed keen to do so, Hattie joked: “Only two? That’s a bit pathetic!” and then we got started.
The quiz is hard, by design, but I’m good at quizzes and my team - No Kind Of Atmosphere after our Discord - came joint third which was gratifying. (I was on the winning team a few DJs ago, to blow my own trumpet for a moment. This is my report, after all.)
And then it was time for the first guest Q&A with - surprise, surprise - Johnny Vegas aka the Crit Cop in “Timewave”. Not a great episode but he more than made up for that with an appearance I can only describe as chaotic. Warning - DO NOT attempt to heckle him unless you want to be singled out and humiliated in front of the entire audience in a “Can’t look away” fashion which was nonetheless entertaining. The man in question tweeted about it afterwards and seems to have taken it in good spirit.
Once we’d moved on from encouraging people to leave unpleasant things in room 429, it turned out Johnny’s a big fan of the show and owned it on VHS (so did I). He thinks of the main characters, Holly would win at “Taskmaster” and had good reasons for that conclusion.
He was dubious about the pink costume he wore in “Timewave” as he thought it might take away from the character but said he eventually decided he needed to get over what he was wearing and just go for it. He also said one of his worst working moments was on “Benidorm” when he had to hold his breath underwater in a freezing swimming pool and his co-star kept forgetting her two lines so they had over 30 takes. Ouch.
Johnny left commenting that he got less love at his 50th birthday party. But we hadn’t seen the last of him by any means as people kept buying him drinks during the Auction, leading to him successfully bidding for one of the items on offer.
And then he was back for the Karaoke. Now if you - as he informed us - had to undergo emergency dental surgery in the morning and had practically lost your voice, would you sing karaoke? And not only that, would you sing a version of “Love On The Rocks” which lasted 11 minutes according to someone on Twitter (I wasn’t timing it, but I can believe it), followed by the full-length version of “American Pie”?
If you answered no, you’re clearly not Johnny Vegas. He went to bed so late that the unfortunate Fan Club team member assigned to look after him got a grand total of 90 minutes’ sleep.
Saturday
DOTP and I had paid for the Photoshoot with Mr Vegas, Danny John-Jules and Ray Fearon. We got in the queue at 9am which was when it was supposed to start. An hour later we were still waiting. Yep, Danny was late.
Once he made it to the hotel, I got my photo in front of a Science Room backdrop. You might think Mr Vegas would be hungover and rushing through it, but on the contrary, he was still enjoying the hell out of proceedings which was refreshing to see. Since he’d been added to the line-up too late to be in the souvenir booklet, he signed extra inserts for the Fan Club which they handed out to everyone at the later Autograph sessions so attendees got his autograph after all even though he’d finally left. That’s what I call throwing yourself into an event.
Next up was a combined Q&A with Danny and Ray (originally separate but Danny’s lateness meant they were teamed up). This wasn’t a problem at all though - on the contrary, it worked really well as the chumminess between them added to the vibe. Also it was Ray’s first convention so he probably preferred to have Danny backing him up, especially since the poor man tripped on his way to the stage and almost fell. I don’t think he was hurt but I cringed with secondhand embarrassment and empathy. He wasn’t the only one to fall foul of the edge of the stage that weekend; I think it was the slightly raised dancefloor in front of it.
As is usual for Danny, we were treated to over half an hour of what you can only really describe as a stream of consciousness as he pontificated about various things. He and Ray did also talk about working together on “Death In Paradise” and Ray described his worst working experience there - he had to play a scene in a club in 45 degree heat with a live snake wrapped around his neck!
Ray is attractive in a “Hollywood hunk” way and Danny was clearly conscious of this, joking that he’d “brought his own security with him” and muttering “I’m better-looking anyway!” But all in a jokey way as they’re clearly friends.
Danny had come from filming and dropped a heavy hint that he’s appearing in a Dickens adaptation which I imagine will be shown at Christmas as they generally are. He also complained that Craig Charles never answers his phone: “You send him a message and he answers it on Twitter a month later!” (Interestingly, Chris Barrie later mentioned a recent phone conversation with Craig so make of that what you will.)
Ray was quieter but happy to talk about the vagaries of showbiz and typecasting - he said that due to his Shakespearean background he gets a lot of serious roles so people were genuinely surprised that he could also do comedy but “I was always funny!” He also gently teased Danny about the age of some of his references before admitting he still finds Tommy Cooper funny.
Danny usually performs “Tongue-tied” with a good grace when inevitably asked to by an audience member but perhaps it’s finally starting to pall as this time he did it in the style of Oliver Reed’s Bill Sykes and included a lot of X-rated references to cunnilingus etc. It was entertaining though.
Next up was a live Q&A (over Zoom) with Chris Barrie. Danny decided to stick around as he wanted to show Chris something he’d ordered online. It took a while to get the cameras in the right position for Chris to be able to see it and Danny needed a knife to open the parcel, leading Chris to quip “Is this a good time for me to step out for some lunch?”
However, it turned out to be worth it as it was a custom-made Ace Rimmer doll which impressed Chris with its quality and he complimented the maker.
Danny and Ray then departed for their lunch and to take part in the Coffee Lounge which this year had reduced its numbers for Covid-related reasons and held a ballot for entry in the interests of fairness. Amy and I didn’t get in but happily stayed for the rest of Chris’s Q&A.
In the “working from home” spirit, Chris was in a hoodie in his living room as opposed to his more usual smart suit. He was suitably relaxed and revealed he got through lockdown by concentrating on the things which make him happy, such as his hobbies, his garden and his family. His favourite episodes are “Marooned”, “Dimension Jump” and - less predictably - “Twentica”. He also referred to a recent “mannerly, as he would call it” phone conversation with Craig. No details but it had clearly been a positive experience.
Amy decided to liven up the ending of his Q&A by asking a vitally important, “TPL”-related question. Whom would Rimmer find more attractive, a female version of Lister or a female version of Cat?
Once the laughter had died down and Chris had bought some time by pointing out that “neither of them are women”, he gave the question appropriate consideration. He pondered whether Rimmer would be more taken by the “simple charms” of Lister or the “feline grace” of Cat. This next bit is courtesy of Amy as my memory isn’t infallible: He said it’d be a choice between a feline form or a rounder, a bit more slovenly woman - he wouldn’t want the perfectly feline woman because she might not like his imperfections, but he also wouldn’t want someone who ate curry three times a day. “Basically, a balance would be ideal.”
That was the last question but Chris provided a little more entertainment as he had a “How do you turn this off then?” moment a la Gordon the computer in “Better Than Life” and made amusing faces as he figured it out. If it was anyone but Chris I’d think it was a deliberate reference to that but I think he was genuinely befuddled.
We then broke for lunch, followed by Autographs with Hattie, Danny, Ray and Norman Lovett. I got the latter three to sign the “TPL” poster I’d brought with me but gave Hattie the booklet instead as it seemed more tactful. She complimented the dress I was wearing and I returned the compliment, telling her how much the fans appreciate the effort she makes with her DJ outfits.
Norman commented how there’s a version of the “TPL” poster he isn’t on, bemusedly. Fortunately mine was the version including him.
I spent the rest of the afternoon chilling in the bar with Amy, Lapsang and Barbs, chatting to other attendees. Graphic Designer Matthew Clark was now in the Merchandise Room with various props from Series XII and “TPL” including the Starbug manual used onscreen. I got his autograph on my poster but it’s an incomprehensible squiggle. Oh well. He was very friendly and easy to talk to.
After a break for dinner, the Main Hall reopened for the Costume Competition. This seems to get better every DJ, with an amazing “Greyscale Rimmer” who was discomfiting to be around due to the corpse-like makeup, a Natalina Pushkin, a Nirvanah Crane who could almost have been Jane Horrocks herself and a Diving Suit Cat from “BTE”. Other entries included Rimmer’s Mum, “Giraffes who were armed and dangerous” and a Confidence And Paranoia who were later pictured at the bar chatting to Paranoia himself, Lee Cornes.
We then had a special video message from Doug Naylor which I won’t go into as I’m sure everyone’s already heard the details. Suffice to say, his tone was positive.
The second Auction was hosted by Ian Boldsworth who made it more entertaining by adding his own commentary to each item. This was followed by a stand-up set from Norman. It was amusing but he misjudged the mood a bit, I feel. When you’re waiting for a disco to start and it’s already hours late due to Danny’s tardiness, you don’t particularly want to contemplate your own mortality. We were here to get away from all that, as much as possible.
Anyway, the Disco was a lot of fun even if Dave Benson Phillips’ presence as host was sorely missed. Hattie danced for the best part of an hour alongside everyone else. The stand-in DJs did their job and I stayed until the end. The final two songs were “Bohemian Rhapsody” and … “Tongue-tied”.
Sunday
Not being in the Sunday Photoshoot, Amy and I had a nice leisurely breakfast and got over last night’s festivities before the first Q&A, live over Zoom with Robert Llewellyn.
This was hosted by Ian Boldsworth who in his capacity as Dave era audience warm-up knows Robert well. Clearly well enough to get away with teasing him relentlessly about not being at the con in person until poor Robert was a mess of Krytenesque guilt.
His protestations that he’d been scheduled to be in Munich this weekend but no longer was (he was at home) only made things worse. Ian: “Oh, so that’s two sets of people you’ve disappointed now! Stop saying yes to things!” It was hilarious and Robert took it in its intended spirit. Also Ian was getting a measure of revenge for Robert - in character as Kryten - dry humping him at recordings. One attendee asked “With the groinal attachment?!”
Robert admitted that he finds Kryten’s various groinal attachments hilarious and if he was writing the show they’d be in every episode. He praised Doug’s restraint.
He also admitted that in “TPL” he had an earpiece to have his lines fed to him. Since it’s controlled by an iPad, certain unscrupulous cast members took great delight in feeding him rude ones.
He still intends to update “The Man In The Rubber Mask” but atm “Fully Charged” is consuming a lot of his time as it’s become much more successful than he anticipated and he’s in charge of several people.
Surprisingly, he would hate appearing in RD without the Kryten makeup, both because it’s become much quicker to apply and because it provides him with a shield and he becomes Kryten and forgets stagefright. He still can’t watch “DNA” for that reason.
Lapsang, who played Kryten in “Into The Gloop”, asked Robert if he’d seen it. He hadn’t but said he was now very curious and would find a way to.
Next up was Lee Cornes aka Paranoia who said he originally auditioned for the lead roles and like the other unsuccessful actors got the consolation prize of a guest appearance. Upon being asked if he’d gone out for a drink with Craig Ferguson’s Confidence, he said no because at the time they had a frosty relationship due to rumours that Craig was plagiarising other comics’ jokes. Lee said it was all very silly and he’s since apologised.
Interestingly, Lee is a qualified science teacher and carried on with that career alongside his media one, leading to surreal situations where his pupils would ask: “Sir? Were you on the telly last night?” “Yes.” “Are we on the telly now, sir?”
Someone asked a good question - what would Lister’s Paranoia be like now 33 years later? Lee would be willing to reprise the role but isn’t sure it would work as the original had a childish quality whereas he feels now the character would be a lot darker and less funny. Lee was both thoughtful and entertaining in his responses.
He was followed onstage by Hattie and Norman, who resolutely refused to rise to the bait of an audience member attempting to stir up a rivalry between them. That only works when one isn’t the nicest person you could meet.
A tactless audience member asked both if they’d watched “TPL” instead of directing the question at Norman. Luckily Hattie had seen it and particularly enjoyed the cat flap joke although she felt there was a little too much focus on the guest cast.
Norman didn’t really watch RD after he left but Hattie has seen Norman’s early episodes as he lent them to her back when she was originally cast as Hilly for research purposes. Bear in mind this was 1988 when they weren’t even available on VHS so presumably he recorded them off the TV.
Hattie confirmed with a sigh that she’s simply never been asked to return in any capacity: “That’s the short answer.” What the hell, I’ll say it one more time - Bring Back Hattie! One episode, that’s all I ask. As it stands, it’s starting to look like a pointed and deliberate snub which mystifies me.
We then broke for lunch, followed by Rob Grant and Paul Jackson. For obvious reasons they didn’t go into the current legal mess, opting instead to entertain the fans with the story of how they met and their early pre-RD work (Rob and Doug as freelance writers for Paul’s producer).
We saw some clips from their early shows including “Three Of A Kind” with Lenny Henry, Tracy Ullman and … later magician David Copperfield; apparently they all had the same agent and Paul took on David as a favour. For a 40 year old show it held up pretty well and was in much better sound and picture quality than older shows often are. “Carrott’s Lib” was just as funny.
It’s a bit hard to summarise but this session was entertaining and gripping. Rob still wants to write another RD novel and I believe there’s nothing actually stopping him as both he and Doug had an option to write a second solo novel. So we’ll see.
The final Q&A was Matthew Clark who was very informative and interesting, showing us numerous production stills from Series XII and “TPL” and talking us through them. There was a groan when time was called before he was finished.
By now time was running short and Amy and I went back to the room to pack and leave our luggage with reception before watching the start of “Dibbley Family Fortunes”. Since I knew I wouldn’t have time to watch it all, I instead nipped upstairs to Autographs with Lee and Ian, timing it perfectly as the queue had almost vanished.
Ian was still performing, drawing scornful attention to the fact that Lee had a longer queue: “Can you imagine all these people queueing to see Lee Cornes?!” It sounds rude out of context but he was clearly joking.
I decided to ask Lee what flavour the yogurt Paranoia eats was. He said it didn’t really taste of anything as it was the cheapest, nastiest canteen yogurt available and was also starting to curdle under the studio lights so eating it can’t have been much fun.
Since I now had about 15 minutes before I had to go, I caught a bit of Dibbley Family Fortunes, said goodbye to Amy, Lapsang and Barbs and then dashed off to catch the tram to the train station. Another great DJ.
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BatPets Headcanons
In honor of the Most Glorious and Beloved Bitewing (and Ace and Titus and Alfred the Cat and Goliath and Batcow.....) I wanted to share my thoughts on what pets the batfam has and should have.
Dick
Ahhhhhhh Bitewing! Our new beloved! We've only just gotten you but if you get whooshed away by bad writers I already know I will RIOT.
It actually makes perfect sense for Dick to take in a stray pup. His bro-son has the attitude and personality of a cat, so he already had that covered. And I can't see him paying high prices for a designer breed (bless him) so it's stray/shelter or nothing.
That being said, he also needs a young dog. Some people are made with the disposition to take in the older dogs with older dog needs, but Dick loves deeply and I can't see that he'd deal well with the shorter timeframe of taking in older dogs. So. Younger dogs, that he can go running with in the morning and play with in the park and nap with on the couch.
Jason
My man has taste, and also had a doggo as a kid. He's got a soft spot for all of Gotham's forgotten strays. I see him as being a pitbull kind of guy, but like. Also mastiffs. Anything big and menacing looking, but they always turn out to be utter marshmallows.
Totally the type to name his big scary dog Tinkerbell or Baby or something mushy like that. Likewise, Kori and Artemis (and probably Roy) all collect cutesy costumes and collars and leashes. Has the most cutsey giant dog.
The kind of dog that he can trust to take care of kids. If he's particularly concerned about a kid out on the street he can drop the dog off to stand guard until the kid's parent shows up. The dog is real gentle with the lil human, but scares off potential kidnappers.
Cass
The first of our exotics keepers! I feel like Cass would really appreciate betta fish. The way the swim and flit through the water, fins seeming to dance as they moved.... like tulle, like dancing.
She probably has several tanks. The first one she got was from Petsmart or PetCo or whatever. It irked her because she knows they don't tend to treat the fish well, but the local petshop's fish were all extremely sickly looking. After that she's hooked, for lack of a better word, and Bruce ends up learning way more than he ever needed to learn about importing fish (and paying for imported fish).
She's meticulous about their care. They've all got nice big clean tanks, and a companion to help keep them clean (different ones according to temperaments, snails for the easier going ones and shrimp for the more aggressive boys). They've got live plants and decorations to hide under, each tank a different theme to show off the fish. Has lowkey been considering getting a female for one of her favorite easy going boys (the first one, who has become a very soothing companion) because he's getting older and she'd like to be able to carry a part of him on.
Tim
His companion is an emotional support animal, with papers from his doctor and everything. Seems like he should be a dog person, but instead has a very big Turkish Angora. Her name is Mrs. Tuffles and he got her from a breed-specific rescue.
She's good for him because she disrupts his work and also helps provide a soothing presence when he has a panic attack. At night if he isn't in bed at a certain time she lays on top of whatever he's working on. If he's panicking she lays on his lap or chest and purrs (the added weight, the feeling and sounds of the purrs, held disrupt tension). She's a cuddly cat, and it tricks him into sleeping in in the mornings.
When he finds out that cats purr on a wavelength that encourages healing, and that there's evidence that they sit on humans and purr in attempts to heal/help them, he bursts into tears and startles the cat, who had been draped over his shoulders.
Steph
Got a bunny because she thought it would be an easy pet. She was very very wrong. It was from one of the neighbors in her building, because the mom of the kid who brought it home didn't want it anymore. It's a cute little lop, grey and brown.
She quickly discovers that bunnies are super dirty, and they absolutely stink. It bites her for the first week (and Tim and Jason and everyone else that isn't Damian, who somehow tricks it into loving him) and she seriously considers taking it to the shelter. But she doesn't. By week three, he's snuggling up on her feet and in her lap, and she decides that maybe he isn't so bad after all.
He didn't have a name when she got him, so she call him Mi-Mi. She doesn't tell Damian, but it's totally named after him because he reminds her of the way Damian had been when she'd first met him and the progression of their friendship over time.
Duke
Seems like a bird type of dude. Probably has a Cockatiel or two. They're very sassy birbs, and there's no way he doesn't enjoy that. One of them repeats words, and has picked up swears from Jason. It swears at Bruce every time he comes in Duke's room. Everyone except Bruce finds it funny.
The other one "dances" whenever it hears music coming from Cass's room. They're both very active and curious, he's contantly having to buy toys for them to rip apart. One of them nipped Damian's ear once, and Duke has never seen Damian look more offended in his life. It was probably the first pet that Damian hadn't been able to Disney-Princess.
They've probably got a dumb name pair. Tom and Jerry, Chip and Dale, etc. Personally I think he'd get a kick out of naming them Batman and Robin, just to fuck with Bruce. He probably then teaches the one who talks (Batman) to say dumb things like "I am the night! I work alone!" etc etc.
Damian
Has all the animal companions. Not pets. That makes them beneath him, which probably opposes his fundamental beliefs. This is my reminder to yall that Ra's started out as an eco-terrorist. Putting aside what he is or is not now, I like to believe that Damian was raised with a deep respect for nature and animals, he probably sees humans as just one particularly terrible animal species.
He has a wide array of companions as is. I'm good with them all, although I wish they'd bring back his dragon friend. :( I love the dragon friend.
I think he'd be the type to have axolotls too. They've got an interesting mythological basis and fit into the dragon theme. Plus the short story "The Axolotl" by Cortazar is a fascinating piece of mystical realism and I could see that he'd be intrigued by the species. They're endangered in the wild because of habitat destruction and invasion of foreign species that prey on them, but are easily bred in captivity. So I could see he'd keep at least one breeding pair, with the intent to someday bully Bruce into funding a project to save their natural habitat.
Barbara
Doesn't have her own pets, because she doesn't want the responsibility on top of everything else she does.
But her apartment always has furry/feathered friends in it because she's constantly petsitting for the others when they have to go do hero stuff. She's basically like a step-mom for everyone else's pets. She's learned how to take care of tanks and whatnot as well, mostly for Cass. The axolotls are gross and she refuses to touch those tanks, but the bettas are kinda like cute grumpy old men. She likes to tease Bruce by telling him his grand-fish take after him.
Always has a variety of pet snacks with her. She is determined to be the overall favorite human to all the bat-pets. Competition is fierce between her and Dami, but she has an edge because Robin the Cockatiel seems to prefer her.
#batfam#batfamily headcanons#dick grayson#jason todd#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#tim drake#duke thomas#damian wayne#barbara gordon#bruce wayne#batman#dc comics#batpets!#Listen I love them all so much#don't @ me about the axolotls#in an ideal world we'd be able to clean their lake up and decide it isn't good tohave them as pets but#tbh they're on their way to extinction in the wild and they're too wonderful a species to see die out completely#they are absolutely disgusting though#I have to clean my axolotl tank constantly#and I've only got one lotl in there.
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Things I noticed when I re watched Birds of prey last night
Hi all, I watched BOP for the second time last night and I wanted to write down some of the things I noticed as I had seen @wordsoflittlewisdom , Idea credit goes to them on this one. I’m aware that some of these things are not exactly new discoveries and were blatantly obvious to others, but I have ADHD and a processing delay meaning that I don't always take in all the information the first time I watch a film. For example, I had no idea Renee was gay for ages, even though they tell us she had an ex girlfriend (I think I was too busy fan Girling that Ali Wong was in the film then though to hear that bit). I have to focus more on the overall plot when I watch things the first time, but the second time I was able to scan for little details and take in more things. Without further ado, here’s what I noticed.
“Do you know what a harlequin is? A harlequin's role is to serve. It's nothing without a master. No one gives two shits who we are, beyond that.”
-When Harley is talking about Harlequinns serving their master, she is not just talking about her relationship with the Joker, but about Canary letting Roman be her master. She is saying that she felt like she was nothing without the Joker. She is also implying that Dinah feels the same about Roman, and that she shouldn't because he doesn’t actually care about her like the Joker didn’t care about her.
-THATS WHY SHE ONLY HAS ONE SHOE IN THE CHASE SCENE!!!!! SHE USED IT TO PIN DOWN THE ACCELERATOR IN THE TRUCKKKKKK!!! MYSETERY SOLVED!! ... though.. she didn’t change her shoes to a full set between then and the police chase the next day/ later on the same day. Meaning she didn't go home after that...so did she just like wander around Gotham after committing a huge crime obviously tide to her XD of course she did, she’s Harley Fucking Quinn! Either that or she passed out somewhere from being very very drunk, hopefully her apartment and not just a street or something.
-BONUS: fanfic idea: DRUNK HARLEY HAS A FUNERAL FOR HER SHOE THAT GOT BLOWN UP IN THE ACE CHEMICALS EXPLSION, WITH BRUCE AND THE BEAVER. after she leaves the crime scene. That just seems like a thing drunk Harley would do, as I imagine she loved those shoes as they were awesome..so were her sequin socks.
-The first time I watched it I didn't realise that the fireworks weren’t actually there - because that was all in Harley's head and the film is from her pov - even though we are showed that when the police arrive there are none and it's just a regular explosion. Not until I was told this was the case and realised we were literally shown this later on.
-She goes from being a Harlequinn to Harley Quinn as she becomes emancipated.
-Roman just lets Zsas grab his arms and restrain him when he’s mad, switch energy much.....also they are defo gay for each other. Zsas was acting like a jealous boyfriend when he gave Dinah even an ounce of attention. He legit told her to come back later when he just started massaging Roman’s shoulders. Roman let's Zsas rub his shoulders and comfort him, Zsas wants to protect Roman...need I go on.
- Cass’ parents are yelling about how they don't want her if you listen to what they are saying, so they’re not just fighting, they’re fighting because they wish they never adopted her. She can hear them saying all this too. This made me feel even more sad for Cass than when I thought her parents were toxic to each other in my first watch through.
- (Trigger warning: mention of domestic abuse and child abuse)
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Cass’ parents didn't want her and seemed to be very hostile, its not mentioned how Cass got her cast...but I realised that it could suggest that her parents broke her arm. Which would go on to suggest that they were abusing her physically as well as emotionally. Hence why she didn’t trust people, and was so hurt when Harley betrayed her. Because when she says that she though Harley was different, she meant that she thought she could trust Harley and that Harley wouldn’t hurt her.
-Margot’s real accent comes through when she tells Canary ‘I haven't told that to anyone’ when telling her she Broke up with Joker, as well as a few other times throughout the film.
-Cassandra is quiet and not talkative in her first scene because her throat was hurting because of the diamond. That's why she coughed to try and clear it . At that point in the film we hadn’t been shown that part but it was set after it happened so it makes sense when you re watch it.
-Cassandra’s jacket has a little middle finger logo on it, which I thought really suited her character.
- Cass has ‘asshole’ written on her cast, a drawing of a gun the word ‘fuck’, the word ‘magic’ - which is probably a reference at how she does some stuff that is similar to closeup magic and uses the same magicians technique of the art of misdirection - she also has what appears to be two playing cards, one with hearts and one with diamonds. Which is most probably a reference to Harley Quinn’s whole hearts and diamonds thing she has going. Didn’t comic book Harley also have a link to those specific playing cards too? or something like that?
EDIT: THEY ARE PLAYING CARDS!! I GOT A BETTER LOOK AT THE CAST IN THE COSTUMES VIDEO.
- TW: mentions of abuse and child abuse and trauma
The whole diamonds are a girls best friend is Harley going somewhere else mentally to cope with the trauma of being abused - we see her being spanked by a nun when was younger suggesting she was abused then too, and I think it is a part of her comic book story that she was but I don't know for sure - when it flashes and Guns appear that's reality trying to seep in. She's trying to focus on the diamond and block everything else out
-I spotted what looks like a mini mallet on the wall in her kitchen that could potentially be a meat tenderiser, and if that is the case then that is a fantabulous little Easter egg type thingy. The handle looks too long to be a pot, it has a diamond pattern on it and it is next to another tool for preparing meat...so now I'm just waiting on Margot Robbie,Cathy Yan or Ella Jay Basco to Reply to my tweet and confirm it.
-Helena speaking Chinese makes me laugh for some reason, I think its her facial expression.
- Kid Helena’s crayons when she's drawing the revenge pic are all perfectly spaced and placed like her stuff in her bathroom scene. Further evidence of her perfectionism/ her liking things a specific way.
- The towel in Helena’s hotel room on the bed (seen in mirror reflection) is in the shape of a little person.
- Canary sheds a tear when Roman harasses the lady on the table, I didn't notice that before because I looked away as the scene made me really uneasy.
- Harley screws the cap on the nail polish before putting it down even though there's someone at the door after them. This made me laugh because she thinks the police is after her but still takes time to do this, which is such a Harley thing. Like when she bent down to pick up the penny when that guy was gonna kill her.
- Roman has a shirt with his face printed on it.They did a good job of using the costumes and sets to show his egomaniacal trait.
- The look of acceptance of Harley's face when she realises that no one cares about, after the last person she thought cared about her (Doc) betrayed her, is heart-breaking.
-How was Renee not injured from getting launched out the window? Even if she didn't fall all the way to the ground and landed on the top of the entrance bit, she’d still be injured.
-WHERE DOES HUNTRESSS STORE ALLL THOSE ARROWWWSSSSS????? SHE FIRED SO MMAANNNNYYY! I DIDN’T SEE A QUIIIIVVVER OR ANYTHING. I guess she just stores them in sub space along with her hammer¯\_(ツ)_/¯
-Also I think I figured out what the chain is for, at first I thought it was for the crossbow to attach to. Then I though not as she leaves the crossbow on the floor by itself in the funhouse fight scene, but then I think I saw it attached to it..so I think she can just disconnect it when need be. Plus it just looks cool.
-Alllssoo, she toooottallly checked out Dinah! HELENA IS DEFO GAYYYY! she has big useless lesbian vibes. They really knew who their target audience was when they made Helena look so stunning and badass. The producers really said ‘hello LGBTQ+ community’ (hopefully y’all know that tiktok audio or that wont make much sense) Also, if you don't believe me, I have a gif of her doing it on my blog. So there’s no denying it.
-Why were the lights on in the funhouse if it was abandoned?? Maybe its just more Harley vision? but the carousel was rotating too...
Anyway that's everything I noticed, thanks for reading if you made it this far, and even if you didn’t...you wont see this then but still. Thank y’all .
#harley quinn#birds of prey and the fantabulous emancipation of one harley quinn#birds of gay#birds of prey#dc#movie#dinah lance#huntress#black canary#renee montoya#dinah x helena#cassandra cain#victor zsaz#roman sionis
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BTS Reaction To: Them Getting you a Guard Dog
Mafia!Au
Summary: your mafia boyfriend gets you a guard dog
Warnings: mafia au, mentions of a jealous jimin, and Jungkook being a sneaky boy
Request:
Hey would you mind doing mafia bts reaction to gettinf their significant other a guard dog?
W.C.: 1.7k
Notes: Ah, it feels good to know that I am almost done with this school year and that I got my escape (writing) back.
and shout out to @jungkookiebus for making the banner for me! <3
Jin:
“HE’S SO CUTE,” you yelled happily, petting your new guard dog, Vader, in an excited manner. “Who’s a good boy, huh? Who’s a good boy?” You cooed, voice in a childish tone.
Seokjin sat back in his desk chair, watching in awe at you and the new purebred chocolate lab he got you just an hour ago. He was surprised that the dog was not growling at you, already have been trained to the T on being a guard dog. But, how could anybody resist you? You are just so loveable and trusting that it is hard thinking that you could be a bad person.
“Just remember, love. He is your guard whenever I am gone, and what ever you command to do, he will do it. So, be careful on how you act towards someone, because he will catch on if you give a person a bad vibe and Vader will attack.” Jin explained, wanting to make sure you knew what kind of guard dog you have.
“So, if I say ‘sick ‘em’, Vader will attack?” You asked, curiosity in your tone.
Smirking at your question, “yes.”
Eyes wide in wonder and excitement, “Hehe, good.” Rubbing Vader’s ear’s affectionately, you pressed a kiss to his snout, “You and I are going to have some fun.”
Yoongi:
One day ago, Yoongi got you a German Shepherd that is trained to be a protector. He even made sure that the dog could catch scents, such as bombs, ammunition, guns, drugs, and all of the above in order for your safety whenever he is not around. Yoongi knew that having men following you around as your ‘guards’ made you uncomfortable, besides his six closest friends, so he went with a different motive: a dog. Plus, you have been begging to get a dog to start your guy’s little family (this made Yoongi smile like a kid on Christmas morning).
So, Yoongi was not surprised to see Max curled up on the couch with you, face laid on your side, wide awake as he watched Yoongi walk into the living room.
“Wassda.” Yoongi commanded, watching the dog with a smirk as Max jumped off of the couch both quietly and skillfully, leaning down to give him a pat on the head. “Good boy,” he praised the dog. Walking over to you, Max at his side, Yoongi picked up your head, maneuvering himself so he was sat on the couch and your head laying on his lap. Max made himself comfortable at Yoongi’s feet. “My little family,” he whispered in a quiet, awed, voice as he stared at you and Max.
Little did Yoongi know that you were awake, hearing every word he said.
Hoseok:
Hoseok took you to a dog training company that sells dogs who have been trained specifically to be protectors since they were pups. Hoseok has been wanting to get you a guard dog ever since you were kidnapped six months ago while you were walking home from work. Ever since that day, he has not forgiven himself for what happened and will feel at ease knowing that you have extra protection since he does not trust people with you, besides his six brothers. So, knowing you are safe will keep him more focus at work and during jobs instead of panicking every second.
“Hobi!!” You squealed excitedly, seeing the one and half year-old black German Shepherd. “Can we get him? Please?” You dragged the ‘e’ out on ‘please’ in exaggeration, giving your boyfriend of five years puppy dog eyes.
“Of course, baby girl,” he answered, giving you a gentle smile. Looking up at the worker, expression neutral, voice deep. “This one.”
When the papers were all filled out and you guys were ready to go, Hoseok took you all to a pet shop to get the necessities. On the way, Hoseok read all of the skills that Tyson has. Seeing that he could be good use during jobs, Hoseok smirked to himself.
“No.” You denied, already knowing what that smirk meant.
“Why not?” Hoseok whined, knowing that he was caught.
“Because he is mine, you can get your own dog.” You glared, moving Tyson away from Hoseok in a protective manner.
Pouting, “Fine…” It was quiet for five minutes, “Ple—”
“I will not tell you no, again, Jung Hoseok.”
For the rest of the day, Hoseok was begging you for attention once he realized that you were punishing him by giving him the silent treatment.
Namjoon:
“Why does Gator have on a superman costume?” Namjoon asked, not even surprised by the sight he come home too.
Smiling sheepishly, “I was bored, and I decided to dress up Gator.” You giggled to yourself, looking at your feet with a smile on your face.
“And this is the only idea you had?” Namjoon questioned again, dropping his suit jacked on the couch while he unbuttoned the two top buttons on his button up shirt, exposing the honey colored skin of his chest.
“Yes! Well, no. But!” You exclaimed excitedly, “At least I can make a page only for Gator on Instagram of photos of only him! He’ll become famous!” You clapped your hands, grinning wider once you saw Gator’s tag wag with your excitement.
“The purpose of getting Gator was for your protection, my Queen. Not, for dress up.” Namjoon stepped closer to you, just enough so he could pull you into his arms. At your frown, Namjoon released a sigh, leaning down, he pressed a kiss to your forehead.
“But I wanted him to be in style when he kills someone if someone attacks me…” you trailed off.
Chuckling, Namjoon nuzzled his face into your neck. “What collars and outfits did you have in mind for him?”
And with your excited squeal and fast talking, Namjoon felt like he conquered the world.
Jimin:
Jimin sat on the other end of the couch, arms crossed and a pout on his face.
He was jealous of a fucking dog. A dog!
If the underworld, and world all together knew about this, then he would his title as the deadliest mafia leader in the world. But, for some reason, right now he would not care because he is petty. Watching you give belly rubs to Athena, the German Shepherd guard dog he got you just a day ago. And right now, he is not fond of the female German Shepherd because she had taken you from him.
Releasing another sigh – louder than the one before – you stopped what you were doing to give your boyfriend an unamused look. “Really?” You asked, “You’re really jealous of a dog?” Not answering your question, you released a sigh, shaking your head in disbelief. “You’re incredible,” you laughed, getting up from the floor so you can join him on the couch.
Realizing what you were doing when you opened your arms to him, Jimin happily threw himself into your arms, pushing you down onto the couch so he can lay on top of you. “Much better,” he smiled, kissing your collar bone.
“I’m dating a child, Athena. And he is your master,” you explained to your dog, laughing loudly at the sigh she gave out.
Taehyung:
All you said was “I want a guard dog for when I go to places when you’re at work!”
Dog – singular. One, uno.
Being in a relationship with a mafia boss who loves being in style and extra, you did get a dog, but you got two more with him. So, now you have three dogs – plural. Okay, you cannot lie to yourself, you are ecstatic about having three dogs. Two being German Shepherds and one being a black lab.
“Let’s go show off our newest additions of our family!” Taehyung said excitedly, dragging you off the couch. Pausing, he looked at you with a smirk, “In style.”
Agreeing with him reluctantly, you allowed Taehyung to dress you in designer clothes before you guys left the house. Of course, the dogs are in style too with Gucci collars and leashes. As you guys walked down the sidewalk, hand in hand, Taehyung would smirk at everyone who stared.
“You’re loving this, aren’t you?” You laughed, looking at your boyfriend with a smile.
Lowering his glasses so you can see his eyes, he smirked and gave you a wink. “You know it.”
But Taehyung loved it whenever Yeontan, the chocolate lab, and Ace, the black German Shepherd would get on both sides of you whenever you stopped to look at something, and Apollo stood beside Taehyung, staring at you intensely.
Jungkook:
Both you and Jungkook were talking a walk in the Seoul park with your new guard dog, Azrail. Jungkook was holding the leash in his right hand while he held your hand with his left, a smile on his face whenever you ran your thumb over his knuckle.
“Kookie! Look at those roses!” You gushed, admiring the roses beside the sidewalk with wide eyes, “They’re so beautiful!”
“Not as beautiful as you,” Jungkook replied back honestly, not caring that he sounded like a lovesick puppy.
“Oh shush,” you waved him off with a blushing face.
“Y/N?” You heard a male’s voice calling for you, catching yours, Jungkook’s, and Azrail’s attention – especially Jungkook’s and Azrail’s attention.
Noticing your Jungkook’s aura changing from loving to deadly, Azrail stood straighter and the fur on his back standing. Being the kind person you are, you greeted the male with a smile, even though you are not comfortable with talking to him – something Azrail caught on too. Manuvering his way in between you and Jungkook, he stood very close to you in a protective manner.
“Heel,” Jungkook warned quietly. He watched the exchange curiously, wanting to see if he needed to have Azrail interfere, you know for experimental purposes. When you and the male, Max, were bidding goodbyes, Max tried to give you a hug, alerting Jungkook and Azrail. “Intimidate,” Jungkook whispered.
Barking loudly, causing you and Max to flinch, especially Max. Looking at Jungkook in disbelief, Max could not deny that the deadly smirk that Jungkook was wearing was terrifying, especially with Azrail growling deadly at him.
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Thoughts on everyone in the realms?
"Short Answer; I made a chart. Not a well drawn chart, mind you, but a chart. Sometimes you don't wanna put effort into drawing 50 something faces"
"Long answer, uh....well lemme go down the list"
Claudette: My Starflower~!! She's so sweet and kind and amazing in trials and every time I see her I swoon a little- I love her so much~
Dwight: He's cute- And he's a good leader, despite his nervous personality, he knows how to bring a group together. Final guy potential.
Ash: ....Don't...Tell him I said this? But uh....Evil Dead was one of my biggest comfort series, the thing that got me through losing both my parents....the thing that helped me transition, pick my name, and fueled my FX hobby. And I'm still attached, even realizing he's a real person and all- But...it's weird to just, be upfront with something like that, so I'm just...burying it as best as I can.
David: He's a little rough around the edges but he’s good to have in a trial, plus when you can get past the walls, he’s nice to talk to.
Kate: Her music by the campfire is calming and she’s such a sweetheart. If we were in a better situation I’d love to learn Guitar from her, but, it’s hard when you’re a moment away from a trial at any given time.
Amalthea (@askthewidowstars OC): She judged my entire vibe but jokes on her I’m the one who snagged a cutie for life-
Meg: If I had a dollar for every time she left me for dead I would have enough money to paint the entire campfire in solid gold. The only time we’ve ever properly talked was about SAW traps and 90% of it was her admitting she could beat every single trap because she was ‘built different’
Jeff: He’s a sweetheart and really nice to be around. Sometimes when we’re by the campfire in our downtimes I’ll let him draw on my arm. it kinda makes me want a tattoo, honestly. If we ever get out of here, I might get one.
Steve: Bros!! We kinda make up team ‘Altruistic Himbo’, Plus the ‘Babysitter/Brother’ Vibes mesh really well. I kinda wanna re-style his hair though, mostly because it looks fluffy, and nice to play with.
Quentin: Bros!! We’re gonna make matching T-Shirts about committing Arson on Freddy in particular. He’s fun to hang around in our downtime, and I hope there’s a chance he can get some actual rest, even in here. He deserves it.
Adam: If Dwight wasn’t the leader I feel like he’d take over the Reigns. I feel like he’s the calm type that doesn’t handle energetic types well though. Which, y’know, makes things hard.
Nea: Anytime I see her she’s either sneaking around the map and watching everyone get killed, or doing something stupid to get herself killed. I’d get grey hair if We were actually friends.
Feng: Gamer bros- I got to find out we actually played a lotta the same stuff before we were taken by the Entity. We get a chance to nerd out in between trials-
Laurie: Best Final Girl hands down. I kinda hope she can teach me Decisive Strike one day- I feel like its also just a little awkward since again, still a fan of Myers
Nancy: She doesn’t agree that Demo’s a good boy, which makes sense, but we but heads over it. Also I’m pretty sure she wants me dead for touching the bones around the map one too many times. They’re just too tempting....
Jake: He’s pretty quiet, but he’s helpful in trials. I heard he’s been to a convention a few times, but I don’t think he’s actually into it as much as I thought...Which kinda sucks. I’d love more cosplay buddies y’know?
Yui: Kinda makes me want a motorbike. We don’t talk but she seems really cool. A little too cool to me around if that makes sense.
Yun-Jin: She benefits off of throwing everyone else under the bus. And 90% of the time she will throw everyone under the bus. Even if she needs actual help to escape the trial.
Cheryl: Cheryylll!! She’s really cool and honestly would add her to the ‘Can kill god if she was not nerfed’ Squad. Especially since y’know, she has- I bet if we got enough of the kids together we could just beat the Entity’s ass. I know she could.
Tapp: Always been a fan of Tapp before I was taken, although I feel like he’d wanna arrest me if we weren’t in the Entity’s Realm. I might be a little too excited for my own good about Kramer’s work. I don’t think he’d believe the fact its a movie either.
Ace: He’s kinda like the Uncle of the group around the campfire, but, coming into trials, He’s still for saving his own skin-
You can also only stand dad jokes for so long. Especially in an eternity like this.
Leon: He’s cool!!! I got so excited first realizing He and Jill were here, and I wanna get a chance to talk to him about everything that went down, but Haven’t got the chance. He’s nice inside of Trials though, usually doesn’t leave anyone behind. Not a fan of getting blinded though.
Jill: She knows how to lead the trials well, and I look up to her a lot. She’s always been such a badass!!
Bill: If Bill gets his hands on a weapon the entire Realm would be fucked. Badass as hell and Kinda scary. Another one on the list of ‘Entity needed to Nerf’
Felix: You’d think a Childless Father and a Fatherless son would be able to bond a bit more, but, I think we each kinda get the same vibe of homesickness from one another. He’s kind though, and it’s neat to see his work whenever we’re by the campfire.
Elodie: She’s better at helping out than most of the others, but she’s still in a survival of the fittest mindset. I loved hearing about her studies from before she was taken though. I feel like if we had more time we could dig deeper into this whole world and what its about. But we don’t get that-
Zarina: We just don’t really click as much, honestly. I’d love to get to know her better but I think she’s more into digging into the killers and what she can find out about this place. Which y’know, could be better done with a team.
Sage (@askthewidowstars OC): HUSBAND!!! My husband. I love him to the Moon and back. He’s amazing and I miss him even when we’re five feet apart-
...I need a hug now-
Amanda: Best girl hands down!! We vibed a lot in between Trials talking about her traps and old designs, she was impressed by my knowledge, and we hang out in Gideon sometimes!
Ghostface: He’s pretty cute- Also fun to be around, even if he’s kind of a dick when he’s actually at work, it’s better when you’re outside of a Trial. It’s also neat to see he’s not just two idiots in a halloween costume and his own person, as much as I love the Scream Series, too-
Leatherface: Bubba!!! Honestly I’d handle being chainsawed. Fuckin Love Bubba-
Huntress: I wanna learn how to throw hatchets but I know I never will. She’s kinda scary, but also I feel like if she could adopt some of the others in the Realms, she totally would.
Oni: The only times I’ve ever really seen him is just before my skull gets bashed in. All I really have associated to him is the splitting headache.
Twins: I’m gonna punt Victor into the sun. I haven’t been good around kids beforehand and this tiny gremlin motherfucker just makes it worse.
Pinhead: I was so excited to see him!! He’s one of the few that talks more often than not in a trial, and he’s always had this air of elegance about him which makes it so much cooler! I’d be tempted to grab the box to solve it, but, at the same time Dwight’s already been hunted. I just...want to see how it works, really. Maybe if I ask nicely? Nah, probably not.
Pyramid Head: He’s so fucking COOL!!! He’s always just been really fucking cool and I still get stars in my eyes. I wanna re-create his weapon one day.
Joey: Joey’s one of the chill killers to be around, probably my favorite amongst the legion. Also Cosplay gang?? Hello?
Susie: She’s cute!! I like her vibes whenever there’s not violence involved. I wonder if she’d ever get into costume making, she has the artistic eye for it. I also wonder if she’d ever dye other people’s hair...I’d kinda want green tips one day-
Frank: Still wanna throw a palette at him. He’s one of the more serious of the Legion, and usually the one you’d find with a Mori. Not as Serious as Julie but only because he has the cocky god complex to go with it.
Julie: She’s definitely the most serious out of the Legion. There’s no real rest whenever we’re in a trial against her. Scary as hell and less of a bastard than the other three.
Hillbilly: I know he deserved a lot better than this, especially after hearing more about him. I...Haven’t gotten to see much than the end of his chainsaw though.
Blight: This dude’s singlehandedly bringing back my fear of needles and I thought I lost that with HRT- Also like, dude spits up orange fuckin everywhere.
Michael: My Mans!! I always get a little excited knowing we’re up against him. It’s habit- It’s kinda weird to see him easily affected by like, palettes or flashlights though.
Spirit: She seems like she could be nice when there’s some downtime. I’m also one of the few that can understand her well enough, which probably makes things easier. I found out she’s basically my age when I survived a trial by myself. I’d hope to hang out more sometime.
Nemesis: God he’s so fucking tall. Kinda surprised it was Nemesis out of everyone that could’ve been brought, and also, kinda terrified? Still am kinda terrified. I’m surprised he hasn’t just torn up an entire map yet. His zombie minions are also annoying.
Wraith: All this motherfucker does is roll up to pull me off Gens and Exist as a problem. I don’t see much of him outside of a Trial.
Trapper: Motherfucker Incarnate. If the Entity lets us throw hands I’m fighting him first.
Freddy: ....Gross. I liked the Nightmare on Elm Street series a lot, but...Freddy as a person? Ew. Especially this iteration.
Demogorgon: Demopuppy!! He’s a good boy and he deserves to get treats. Even if the Treats are flesh....I wonder if he likes candy though.
Trickster: Pretty!! He also Gives me DIO vibes because of the Jacket and the Knife throwing...Imagine if a killer could stop time...that’d be terrifying.
Deathslinger: I wanna sit down and look at his gun more but I also feel like if I ask I’d just get shot on sight. Intimidating as hell but also cool.
Mary: ....Still on the very complicated ‘Ex Girlfriend that murdered me’ State. It’s hard to avoid her though. Especially since she wants to get back together since we’re stuck here.
Nurse: She does not help my fear of Hospitals, honestly. While she’s easy to go up against, it’s still eugh.
Plague: I really, really hate her power. The Sickness and the Vomit is just- Eughhhhh- It just hits every bad sensory issue at once.
Clown: ...I get killers are Killers and aren’t supposed to be good people but also like....Disgusting. Please Remove from the Realm. He’s just- ...Ew.
Doctor: NOPE. NO. NEVER. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.
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Birds of Prey (2020) Review
I’ve seen Birds of Prey twice now and both times, it was an absolute joy to watch! Never have I enjoyed myself quite this much, I screamed, I shouted and laughed throughout the film. Birds of Prey was everything I hoped it would be and so much more.
Where do I even start with this film? I loved everything about it, the writing, the cast, direction, the action, all of it.
Now, lets get the negative out of the way, I’ve read some reviews that pointed out that the film has pacing issues and maybe it does but only if you’re looking for it. Birds of Prey is also operating from a place of disadvantage where other superhero films are concerned (predominantly Marvel) Barring Harley, whom we saw in Suicide Squad, the rest of the squad is not very well known. Birds of Prey had the tall task of introducing all of these other characters in a way that made sense and still have a reasonable run-time. Black Canary, Huntress, Renee Montoya did not have the advantage of having their own standalone films. Christina Hodson, Margot Robbie and Cathy Yan did a great job integrating all of these characters and their arcs and the intersection of said arcs.
The writing was so on point, it felt like the writers had a keen sense of the characters they were writing for and to an extent that is true. Robbie was part of the writing process and helped shape the film and it’s not surprising, I doubt anyone (barring those who write the actual comics) could have had a clearer picture of who Harley is. Cathy Yan does a great job of bringing the words to life and infusing them with an energy that was electrifying. It was cohesive and coherent film, full credit to Hodson and Yan.
I loved that all of the women are badass without exception but the film also gives them time and space to be vulnerable. These are not male characters in a female body. These characters are feminine and lean on their emotions instead of shutting them down. The ass-kicking aspect is amazing, the action set-pieces are fucking fantastic but it was equally gratifying to see the women be supportive and protective of each other. They quickly became a sisterhood once they came together and that was a pleasure to see on film.
Birds of Prey is feminist, explicitly queer, diverse, irreverent, brash, unapologetic and a no-holds-barred female power fantasy, it is wish fulfillment at its finest. It was so gratifying to see the female characters defy conventional, patriarchal expectations time and time again. They are allowed to be messy and flawed, they make mistakes and bad decisions and they are better for it.
Margot Robbie has made Harley hers in a way that I doubt another actor could match in any capacity. I loved her journey, I loved that she was a mess after her breakup and she needed time and space to truly heal, to discover her worth independent of her partner. I loved that she is canonically bisexual in the film. Her action sequences are some of the best in the film and she is amazing in them but I loved that we also saw her pain and loneliness, her desire to be a part of something and be appreciated for who she is. Her act of blowing up Ace Chemicals, while not thought through completely, is symbolic of her beginning to breaking away from the shackles she placed on herself.
Jurnee Smollett-Bell as Dinah Lance / Black Canary was amazing. You can see her feel torn between her need to survive and the terror and disgust she feels for Roman Sionis. Plus the Canary Cry was fucking epic and I wish we’d gotten more of it.
Rozie Perez as Renee Montoya was perfect, she brought dimensions and layers to the role that a younger actor would not have, the film is richer for having her in it and I am glad that both Yan and Perez fought for it. She had the right amount of cynicism and weariness that her role needed, like she’d been doing this for a while and though she was great at her job, she rarely got the credit she deserved. I also loved that she was also explicitly gay in the film and even meet her ex-girlfriend.
Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Helena Bertinelli / Huntress was plain delightful! I wish she’d had more screen-time. She was the right amount of socially awkward paired with someone with deep-seated rage issues. But she never loses herself to that rage, case in point, when the women are fighting together in the amusement park, she takes a moment to speak to Cassandra, give her something to ground her, to distract her from the violence and brutality.
Ella Jay Basco was great as Cassandra Cain. I loved her spirit and her interactions with Harley and the gang.
Ewan McGregor as Roman Sionis / Black Mask was equal parts spoilt brat and sinister and he played it so well. He was unpredictable and that’s what made him so menacing, you never knew what could set him off (snot bubble) And then there’s Chris Messina, brilliant as the unhinged Victor Zsazs, they were perfect for each other, 2 peas in a pod, each feeding the others’ sociopathy.
The action in the film is one of the best parts of the film, it is beautifully choreographed and you can feel the impact. All of the women get their time to shine, given that each has their own individual approach to how they fight. I also loved the costume design, I loved that NONE of the women were sexualised or objectified. They all looked amazing! But they were practically dressed, the way one dresses in real life but with more flair. Credit to Erin Benach.
Films like Birds of Prey that are written, produced and directed by women, for women are sometimes held to an unrealistic standard, almost as if they need to be perfect films (such a thing does not exist)They are held to standards that films made by men are not, which is why a man can make one mediocre film after another and no one blinks but if woman makes a film and it’s anything short of spectacular then it’s labeled a failure and used as an excuse to dismiss other proposals / pitches by female content creators, that is a deeply misogynistic approach and it needs to change. But we also need people to go out and watch films like Birds of Prey, Wonder Woman so that we can have more diverse voices and experiences reflected on screen. So please, if you haven’t already seen the film, make sure you do, go with your friends, mothers, sisters, whoever and watch it. It is a joy and a delight to watch.
Now, can we please have a Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy team up! Please, I desperately need it And while we’re at it, I need to them to get romantically involved. Pretty please
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Ohh can I do a halloween request for one piece?~ I’d like Ace or Law!~ hmm I guess my words are costume, party, and incubus! ;3 I usually cosplay at halloween but I’ve never dressed up sexy because I’m too shy 🙈 I love y’alls blog and can’t wait to see what y’all come up with!~ i enjoyed the others you’ve written and thought I’d add some spice to this otherwise sweet holiday 😉😏 love y’all and remember to take care of yourselves! 🥰❤️ it’s ok to take breaks! 😊
Aw, thanks you so much and I hope you like this, and I made the reader male since you requested Incubus and not Succubus, so I hope that is okay!!!
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“Does this look okay?” (Y/n) asked Ace. His boyfriend looked up form his phone and gazed up, then down at the skin tight costume. (y/n) was scantily clad in a black corset, with a mesh top underneath. Wings were also part of the costume, and so were some really tight black leather jeans and really tall gothic boots. Ace didn’t know how the hell he could walk in them, but (y/n) was doing great.
“I mean I guess? I’m not sure what you’re trying to be here, though.”
“I’m an incubus! You know, the demons that seduce people and suck the souls out of them via sex?” he explained, putting his hands on his hips, giving Ace a look that meant Wow, you really don’t know that?
“And Incubi dress like that?”
“What do you mean, does it look bad?”
“No, you look fucking sexy. It’s kind of concerning actually.” Ace told him, getting up from his spot on the sofa, and walked over to (y/n), putting his hands on his boyfriend’s corseted waist. (y/n) giggled, seeing how with the boots, he was taller than Ace.
“Well, that’s good cause I need to be sexy to be a good incubus. Plus there is a little competition at the party we are going to. The reward is a hundred bucks.” He said, rubbing Ace’s shoulder and kissing him on the cheek.
“That’s great and all, but everybody at the party is going to be ogling you and I don’t know how to feel about that.”
“Oh, don’t be jealous, you know that I love only you.” (y/n) reassured, hugging Ace tightly before leaving the embrace to grab his keys, wallet, and phone. “Well, shit I don’t have any functional pockets. Hey, Ace, can you put these in your pockets please?”
“Fine.” Ace sighed out, taking the items and putting them in his left pocket. “I still don’t want to go, though. Can’t we just stay in for Halloween, and you can just use that costume to seduce me?” Ace whined out, giving (y/n) puppy dog eyes, though they weren’t as good he thought they were.
“Oh my dear cute, handsome, lovable boyfriend.” (y/n) said, taking Ace by the cheeks. “No. Now, go get your shoes on and let us go and get a hundred dollars!”
With a groan and a roll of eyes, Ace begrudgingly went to go get his shoes as (y/n) walked to the entrance and waited for him. When they left, Ace was the one that drove them to party.
And it was safe to say, that yeah, almost everyone there was ogling (y/n) and his sexy costume, making him a very successful Incubus. Ace did not like it one bit, but he didn’t let anybody see his irritation, only talking in his usual cheerful and polite self.
The only thing positive (for Ace) that came out of the party was the fact that (y/n) did, in fact, win the small competition and got the hundred dollars, which they used to buy several bags of their favorite candy.
It was a very Happy Halloween for the both of them.
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Unwanted, Unreliable, Unstoppable
Yeah so this thing is crazy long so I’m dividing it into three parts. Anyways this is very self indulgent but I hope you like the content.
Summary: They were tired, they were so so tired.
This fight has been going on long enough, this war was getting harder and harder to fight as the years went on but no one ever helped;
Not the citizens of Paris, not the French government and certainly not the Justice League.
But what is they received help from a man that was practically a myth himself; the Batman.
Is this exactly what the Miraculous Team needs or will this lead to their falling from grace?
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“I’m so tired of this!” Ladybug scratched at her head feverishly. Currently she was standing at the second most top of the Eiffel Tower with her team: Chat Noir, Ryuuko and Viperion.
“I know m’lady” Chat sighed, letting his cheerful mask take a break as he stood next to her, leaning into the railings.
“Those— Those assholes that call themselves the Justice League just keep ignoring us; it's like they just don’t give a shit about us” Viperion rolled his eyes. They had tried, time and time again, to get help from older, more experienced heroes with their situation in Paris; they were fucking teenagers thrust into an adult’s war. One they didn’t even care for anymore.
“They don’t care for Paris… Why should we?” Ryuuko spoke up, cold fury clear in her eyes. “If they cannot find the need to handle the Paris situation themselves then why must we be the ones to? No one even appreciates out efforts, its like they just want us to have everything handled”
It was true.
At first the Parisians praised the Dynamic Duo, Ladybug and Chat Noir, for stepping up and saving the city from the terrifying Akumas they had no way of handling. They even got the heroes to help out with things not in their jurisdiction; suddenly any crime, as minor or major as it could get, required their attention, any fire could not be handled by the fire department alone, schools needed the heroes to make guest appearances, they were wanted in television interviews, everyone needed to know everything about them. It was fine, for a while, they didn’t mind helping out.
Then Heroes’ Day happened.
Suddenly they were pathetic.
If they were supposed to be so strong then how come other heroes had to come to help? It had never occurred to them that they were chosen by Ladybug and Chat Noir, all they knew was that the duo was not as strong as they once believed.
After all it was just one criminal,
How hard could it be?
Sometimes, Ladybug wishes, she had just let Alya keep the stupid earrings. She was sure the girl would have taken them immediately at the time but, given her brashness and temperamental nature, she would have already lost to Hawkmoth.
Plus she didn’t blame the small kwami or even Master Fu all that much: She resented the man but still respected him very much and knew he went through the same thing as she did at an even younger age with absolutely no way out. She was aware that if she truly wanted to all she could do was just give the earrings to someone else or even hand them over. But Ladybug was stubborn and the earrings were her’s now, just like the ring was Chat’s, the choker was Ryuuko’s and the bangle was Viperion’s.
That didn’t mean this battle was theirs to fight.
“... Why don’t we leave?” Viperion asked, disturbing their silence. The trio looked at him curiously, as though he broke an unspoken rule.
“Why would we?” Ladybug responded, knowing fully well that Viperion didn’t tend to speak up unless he was certain of his words.
“Because they’re running us dry, this city is killing us” Viperion raised his voice, aware that they could already, “Adrien and Kagami are living shitty home lives with abusive assholes that want to call themselves parents. Mari, you’re being burdened with too much responsibility by that bitch Bustier and that class full of sheep! I hate seeing you all kill yourselves for people that will never appreciate it because they think they’re above it!”
At the end of his rant Viperion’s eyes were nearly glowing, his breathing a bit more rough than normal, looking away from his teammates knowing he stepped too far. “Sorry, but I don’t want my friends to die on me when I can do something to stop it”
Ryuuko, Chat Noir and Ladybug understood where he was coming from but it was like a slap on the face, a reminder of what civilian life was like for them. Ryuuko could feel the sting coming from her leg, where mother had hit with her shinai after failing to be in proper form. Chat Noir still felt the ache of having to do photoshoots all day and then staying up at night to have to do his make-up work; not that his father cared with his disregard of child labor laws. Ladybug still had some redness from bruises Alya had caused by tripping her on her way to class.
“... Okay so these are the sad gang hours” the group turned back seeing Roter Fochs land, Roi Singe and Pegasus landing behind them. The Parisians were really only aware of ‘The Core Four’ as they’d rather have some aces up their sleeves; not that the three were ready to confront the Parisian backlash just yet. They didn’t want to deal with anymore bullshit than they had to in their civilian lives.
“Is everything alright? Or is it just Life™?” Roi Singe asked, leaning onto his bo-staff next to Viperion.
“It takes 60 euroes to go to therapy but no money to say it just be like that sometimes” Roter Fochs shrugged, much to the dismay of Viperion, Roi Singe and Pegasus.
“Can you please stop joking about your mental health” Pegasus found himself groaning. A small hovering screen appeared next to him, a cowboy hat firmly attached to the top with an antenna sticking out.
“Yes studies show that LGBT youth have a higher percentage to suffer from depression, some even to the point that they𑁋”
“Thanks for the concern CowBot but, really, I’m fine; let me have my fun” Roter softly tapped the little robot. It was nice having people, well sentient beings, still concerned with his well being.
Suddenly the group tensed, their artificial ears and enhanced senses picking up a light clink, the sound of something quickly winding up followed. Two male figures landed in front of them, quickly surrounded by the Parisians. The taller one of the two quipped:
“Well aren’t you a merry bunch”
“Who are you and why are you here?” Chat Noir kept an icy cold edge to his voice, emulating how his father would talk to employees that weren’t Natalie.
“They’re not Akumas, no magic radiating off of them” Ladybug analyzed, looking closely at the duo but she couldn’t recognize them at all. The male that had spoken had a lean and relatively tall body, he couldn’t be more than four years older than her team, so around his late teens early twenties. He had long raven hair, his bangs framing his face perfectly, even in the moonlight she could tell he had a pale complexion though the black domino mask he sported helped hide most of it and his eyes. His uniform wasn’t one she recognized from any superhero from the League; black kevlar, if she had to guess, made up nearly the entirety of his suit, from his boots, pants and even gauntlets, heck she wouldn’t be surprised if his cape was bulletproof. One of the only things to bring color was his crimson chest piece, with two belts across it holding up a golden bird symbol, the same one on his canary utility belt.
“Tt, we just came here to talk” the smaller male scoffed, his posture not looking any more tense or relaxed, just attentive. His build was also lean like his taller partner though she could tell his body would be able to build more muscles with his broader shoulders. She assumed they were around the same age, his jawline defined but not to the same extent an adult’s would be. His hair seemed almost darker than that of his partner’s and was slicked back though maintaining most of its volume, a naturally tan skin was found beneath a green domino mask, much like his companion’s. His uniform was definitely more colorful, almost as if he was meant to garner attention(and boy wasn’t that concerning); black seemed to be the main color in his suit with the outer cape, pants and sleeves being that color, ruby red tunic that went beyond his belt with dandelion accents on its edges and a golden R over his heart, pine boots and gauntlets matching the shade of his mask with dandelion yellow covering the inside of his cape and hood as well as his own utility belt.
She had no clue who they were.
“And why should we trust you?”
“Because we don’t like the Justice League any more than you do”
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One Week Ago
“Hey B, we found something interesting while reading the League’s data” Barbara Gordon’s voice echoed in the BatCave. Currently she and Tim were doing the weekly check-in on the League, something those heroes never seemed to notice. Not that they were surprised.
“What did you find?” Bruce asked, telling Duke and Damian to take a break from combat training while he did.
“There’s an alarming amount of distress calls from France, specifically Paris, that the League has been either ignoring or not receiving” Tim showed him the graph of all the history, going back at least three years closer. It was small at first, once every two months at the beginning, once a month when the second year began, every two weeks bordering on weekly near the end of it, by the start of the third it was daily until some time three months ago they just stopped.
Well wasn’t that cause for concern?
“Can we get any audio of the calls?” Bruce’s detective side coming up as Barbara was able to bring up a few that hadn’t been automatically deleted by the Justice League’s system. The first one was the very first from three years ago, a video call.
“Uh hello!” the girl on the video said awkwardly, clearly nervous but determined to get her message out, “My name is Ladybug”
Her costume looked like it was simply made by spandex, a rather plain design of red with black spots around, a domino mask with open lenses was the only thing really concealing her identity.
“Paris has a supervillain, his name is Hawkmoth and he feeds off of negative emotions. His power can turn anyone into his enslaved champion and we- my partner and I are the only ones really fighting this. I- I know you’re all really busy saving the world and all that but- but we’re just kids! We have no experience and well, we were hoping you can send someone to help? We’ve only confronted him three times now but well, we were just pushed into this”
Bruce could feel his blood growing cold, she couldn’t have been older than thirteen when this was recorded. He knew no Leaguers went on missions to Paris for the past five years… He told them to play the next video, from two years ago.
“Hello Justice League” Ladybug still wore her simple spandex though now standing tall next to a boy with a black cat leather outfit. Behind them was a girl with a bee themed outfit, a girl with a fox themed outfit and a boy with a turtle theme.
“We just came out of this Heroes Day disaster”
“No thanks to their help” the bee girl snapped before looking away.
“Look, Hawkmoth is getting more and more dangerous. He was able to transform half of Paris into his minions, they took over Paris and nearly won”
“What is it going to take you for you guys to finally help?” the cat boy growled much to the surprise of the others.
“Chat Noir!”
“Oh please we can totally handle Hawkmoth without them; you two should be enough already. With us three helping you, defeating him should be easy, power of teamwork and all that” the fox girl waved off, much to the surprise of the turtle.
“Rena did you seriously not remember what just happened. We were compromised, we nearly let Paris fall. We’re not trained for this, not even LB and Chat, and they’ve been doing this for the past year”
“Whatever”
“What was the last transmission?” Bruce found himself asking as the cave suddenly grew silent, all eyes on the monitor as their last transmission played.
“Why are we even bothering with this?” a new male voice asked, the video was shaky before finally pointing at the Parisian streets. If you could even call what was essentially a river of water, reaching to the top of most rooftops streets anymore. Items were floating about, bodies littered around them.
“They’ll never listen, they never did” another female voice agreed, they assumed it was the girl at the corner of the screen, looking down on the streets in what could be described as pity.
“I know” Ladybug’s voice sighed from behind the camera. “But they should at least see the consequences of their actions”
“If they even bother watching these, I wouldn’t be surprised if they just delete these as soon as we send them” Chat Noir entered the screen, eyes cold and calculating.
“Paris should be thankful that Lucky Charm is able to bring them back” the male with the snake themed outfit shook his head. “This is probably the 1,000 time most of Paris died with an akuma, second with Syren”
“Super lucky” the dragon female rolled her eyes “It’s not even worth trying to save citizens since all they do is cretique us”
“And the officers; Apparently we should be able to deal with city-destroying being and protect the people at the same time while officers just stand behind the lines waiting for us to do both” Chat Noir hissed
“What's done is done. This will be our last call for the Justice League; I hope you’re all happy, knowing that you’ve forced children to grow up and fight in a man’s war. Bug Out”
“There are no records of these videos even being played, or even of these events happening as far as Parisian government records say. But there’s clearly a lot of cover up going on, most of Paris’ emergency broadcasting doesn’t make it out of its borders, heavy encouragement of tourism even though there have been complaints by the people about… akumas?” Tim reported as soon as the video finished playing.
“There’s even records of a city-funded statue being made for Ladybug and Chat Noir yet no indication of where it is or what its for” Barbara continued “This blog keeps coming up, it used to be called the Ladyblog before it switched to Fox Tea. Look at these videos”
The screens were suddenly filled with shots of these Akuma; one that froze the city over, one who controlled the weather, one who began dropping adults from the sky, Syren, Heroes’ Day… All of them had to be handled by scared children.
“These look too real to be edited” Duke said in awe. He was very aware of his children all surrounding the screens, looking at the countless destruction of one of the major cities in the world.
And none of them had ever heard of them or these children who were forced to deal with it.
Ones who seeked out help and were never given the time of day.
“Red Robin, Robin” his two sons standing in attention “I want you to investigate the matter and offer our help; convince them that we’re on their side on not aligned with the League”
“We’re on it, Batman”
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“So you just want us to believe you found out about us and suddenly want to help?” Roter Fochs looked at the duo skeptically.
“We wish to assist you with this whole… situation. No one has heard of Akumas or of Parisian heroes before, we concluded that it may be the government attempting to keep tourism up” the shorter male, Robin, they later learned, spoke up while keeping his hands in the air.
“Though that doesn’t excuse the League, who we know you personally sent distress messages” Red Robin echoed the message “We understand the incompetence of the League better than anyone else. Did you know they never bothered to even open most of those messages?”
Red Robin was surprised by the sudden animalistic growling coming from the group, some of their eyes glowing while others looked disappointed.
Ladybug looked hurt.
“Who do you work for?” Ryuuko asked, curious but not letting her sword lower from its position.
“We’re Robin and Red Robin”
“Like the food chain?”
“.... Yes. Anyway we’re vigilantes sanctioned in Gotham, New Jersey in the United States; we’re both proteges of the Batman” Red Robin held back the need to roll his eyes at the monkey boy’s statement.
“Never heard of him” the French heroes turned to each other, trying to see if the name rang any bells.
“According to the internet the Batman is almost a folklore for Gotham; people claim to see him and his array of birds and bats but none could ever get clear photos” CowBot replied after a quick search.
“If the League never saw our messages then how do you know about them?” Chat Noir stared right at them, as though he’d know they were lying, which he couldn’t but Roter Fochs could and would.
“Because we’re better than the League” Robin said with the same certainty one would say the grass was green.
“Why should we believe you?” Ladybug asked skeptically, if they were so good then why didn’t they handle what the League wouldn’t? Why didn’t they just try to take over the Hawkmoth situation without their input? Why didn’t they just take down the League by themselves?
“You shouldn’t, “ Robin shrugged once more “But we’ll actually help where the League wouldn’t”
Ladybug stole a look from Chat Noir, both turning to Roter Fochs, who shook his head softly indicating the duo wasn’t lying.
“If you really want us to talk then give us the coordinates to meet with the Batman” Ladybug demanded, Robin looked outraged at the implication while Red Robin nodded.
“Alright, but how will you know if we’re lying to you?” he asked curiously, typing something in his communicator, the center of his utility belt, before handing it over to her.
“Trust me, we know when you’re lying plus we’d know when we get there” Viperion smirked, “Also you can stand down now Bunnix, MultiMouse”
The duo were not surprised to see two figures standing behind them, one male with a mouse theme and rope wrapped around his hands, and a petite girl with a bunny theme and a sharp looking umbrella pointing straight at their backs. They were just surprised that they hadn't sensed them before.
“Did you get those coordinates, Pegasus?”
“Yes Ladybug, waiting for your signal”
“Well then birdies, we better hope you weren’t lying or you’ll find Hawkmoth won’t be your biggest problem”
“Voyage!”
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“Why don’t you guys like the League?”
The meeting between the Bats and Team Miraculous had gone much better than any of them had expected; it had certainly helped when they found out one of their own, Agent A as they called him, was once a wielder.
They had both been surprised by the amount of members each team had: The Bats had expected Ladybug, Chat Noir, Ryuuko and Viperion; Roter Fochs, Pegasus, Roi Singe, Bunnix and MultiMouse had been a surprise.
Meanwhile Team Miraculous had only heard of whispers of Batman and many Robins, even a theory on a bat girl of sorts from their brief research; having Batman, Robin (V), Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, Signal, Batgirl, Batwoman, and Black Bat not to mention Oracle and Agent A; they had almost thought it was an ambush.
They supposed they each knew how to keep certain secrets tight.
“The Justice League, though still consisting of some of the most powerful people in this Earth, are too high and mighty; none of them really consider the consequences of their actions and are too reliant on their powers to be able to resolve all their problems. None of them have any contingency plans if their enemies find out their weaknesses and exploit them. Not a single member is a ‘normal human’”
He pulled up a hologram in the middle of the meeting table, every person who's worked with Justice League showing up, each showing their array of powers and abilities before showing their membership status.
Batman, Green Arrow, Speedy, Robin, Artemis; Non-Members
Two Green Lanterns, Captain Marvel, Black Canary, Bumblebee, Rocket, the Atom, Blue Beetle (II), Superboy; Reserve members with clearance.
“That does seem pretty discriminatory” Viperion hummed as he thought of the people on the list, those on the Non-member list had no power or enhancement at all while those on the reserve, with the exception of Captain Marvel and Superboy, had powers or suits but the vulnerability of humans.
They weren’t considered strong enough, or maybe even reliable enough.
“We’d probably be considered in the same capacity as a Green Lantern” Pegasus concluded “Take away their ring and their powers go away”
“Which brings us to the next question” Batgirl chimed cheerfully “What is it exactly that you’re facing off against?”
“The Miraculous are ancient artifacts that lend you the powers of certain godlings named Kwami. Kwamis are the essence of concepts and ideas: The Ladybug who represents Luck and Creation, the Black Cat who represents Misfortune and Destruction and Horse who represents Transportation and Innovation are just some examples” Ryuuko explained for them
“Hawkmoth is in possession of the Butterfly Miraculous of Metamorphosis and Desire along with the Peacock of Emotion and Will” Ladybug paused briefly as she saw the look of surprise on Agent A’s face, wondering if she’d feel that way if she found out Tikki was being used for evil in the future. “Both were thought to be missing, possibly destroyed, when the last Master of the Order was able to salvage them from the attack to the Temple of Miracles. He was only a child when the Temple was attacked, thus he was able to escape without being detected by the enemy”
“If I remember correctly,” Chat Noir interrupted “I believe Master Fu said their name was “The Shadows” or I think he said they now go by𑁋”
“The League of Shadows” Nightwing softly added, the air tensing immediately.
“You know of them?” MultiMouse was weary considering the Shadows were very keen on keeping to, well, shadows. That had to mean that the Bats had confronted them.
“Intimately so” Batman growled out.
“What’s that supposed to mean?” Bunnix’s brows furrowed underneath her mask, feeling as though they wouldn’t like the answer.
“The Shadows have been a pain in Gotham’s ass in the past” Batgirl explained before turning to Batman “Especially since the Demon’s Head was interested in having Batman as a Son-in Law, though his daughter is sometimes an ally”
“Batgirl!” Red Robin admonished
“Don’t forget the little demon over here” Red Hood joked, missing the look of shock in the Parisian heroes.
“Or the fact that it sometimes seems like he wants to get on Red Robin’s dick and have his babies”
“Batgirl, Red Hood that’s enough” Batwoman sternly looked at the duo.
“You’re saying Robin is related to the Shadows” the Parisian heroes in the Reserve Team looked at them suspiciously while the Core Four just patiently waited to see what the Bats would say.
“That’s in the past” Nightwing steely stated “He was born into that lifestyle, but his mother let him chose to leave and live a different life”
“We had no choice of who our parents were” Black Bat reinforced, the team taking a mental note that she was once a shadow as well.
“Noted” Chat Noir said cooly “Though you must understand our reluctance when hearing the Shadows; like we said the Shadows destroyed the temple that was meant to safeguard the Miraculous and killed off every Guardian in the process”
“It would be foolish of us to not be on guard when hearing of them being so close to us again” Ryuuko explained “Though we will give the benefit of the doubt”
And so was the beginning of their partnership.
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“You’re all skilled fighters for not having any proper training” Oracle commended, looking at the statistics of the spars they all had, by far the Core Four had the strongest stats but it wasn’t because of the others’ lack of skill.
“Thank you, Oracle” Ryuuko bowed after finishing her match with Robin, an intense sword fight having just finished. If she had truly wanted to she could have ended it by cutting Robin’s katana but she found it both dishonorable and the easy way out considering they were testing skill sets. On the other side of the room was Red Robin and Roi Singe’s fight, bo-staff against bo-staff, being monitored by Black Bat.
“Oh kwami” Ladybug whispered as she and Chat Noir were called for the next match… against Batman and Batwoman.
“This is where we die Noir”
“It’s been an honor m’lady”
The fight had been entertaining, each side coming in with an array of attacks. At first the Bats had played offensive with the Miraculous duo playing defensive, dodging Batarangs and all their little gadgets. The Bats hadn’t expected just how durable the simple looking yo-yo and staff would be or any of its features.
At some point there had been a flash bomb, Chat Noir blocking it from Ladybug and getting temporarily blinded, Batwoman had planned on attacking while he was disoriented however the attack amplified his enhanced hearing, extending his staff and tripping her in the process.
In the end the Bats had won but it had been a close victory considering the Miraculous Team had not bothered to use their special abilities during any of the fights.
As they were taking a breather, resting and getting drinks, Robin spoke up.
“How are you allowing your city to step all over you?” Team Miraculous looked at him briskly before Red Hood, of all people, continued for him.
“We’ve seen the reports and the Parisian news, they’re relying on your team of four, considering they aren’t aware of the others, to be there to solve all their problems”
“It’s okay for your people to put so much trust in you but it's gotten to the point where they expect it of you” Robin concluded.
“I’ve tried telling them” Viperion sighed, facing his group “We really should be leaving Paris to handle their own problems, we’re busy enough in civilian life and akuma fights as it is”
“How do you suppose we do that when we already face scrutiny for not dealing with Akumas fast enough?” Chat Noir asked, his tail flickering behind him.
“You could always stop patrolling in broad daylight if you don’t want to leave the city altogether” Red Robin suggested, “Hiding in the night is easier to avoid any authority or anyone trying to get interviews. Plus this way it's less predictable where you’ll be certain hours of the day”
“He does make a good point” Ladybug said, mostly to herself, before nodding “I think it's a good idea”
“You heard her team,” Chat Noir turned to face the others “All for stopping daylight patrol?”
All of them nodded in agreement, the beginning of a long list of necessary changes in their lives.
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“My father is planning a press conference to talk about his ‘concerns’ with the lack of your appearances” Chloe rolled her eyes. A year ago, after the Heroes’ Day Disaster, she and Carapace had chosen to stand down while Rena was ultimately retired. She’d found out about Adrien when she went for a visit only for him to jump in through the window.
It was awkward between the two of them before they called for Ladybug.
She gave her neutral face of disappointment first before making a plan.
They were all aware that Lila must have been the one to start the disaster, being Volpina was the only explanation, as Ladybug confessed that Lila had a vendetta against her. Chloe also figured she must have been lying, something she had already suspected before, about being in another country considering Hawkmoth’s attacks only stayed in Paris.
Due to Chloe’s secret identity being out in the open they realized Hawkmoth wouldn’t be above targeting her family again. Thus Chloe became Ladybug’s spy.
Meanwhile in civilian life Nino was getting tired of Alya and Lila’s antics, especially the ones against his bros Adrien and Marinette. Well more against Marinette and more sexual harassment/getting together with Adrien. That’s not even touching on their newest content on the blog which was just criticizing the Miraculous Team for all their weaknesses and shortcomings, in the guise of offering “suggestions” on how to get better.
They thought it’d be good to have an inside man, someone who could warn them of anything Lila and Alya might come up to.
They were both the secret members of Team Miraculous.
“Holy shit are you serious?” Nino exclaimed in Chloe’s room. They’d all come in secretly and by different entries to meet up in case certain nosy classmates had spotted them.
“Yep, I may or may not have threatened my father with a lawsuit against his violation of child labor laws and me not receiving my paychecks” Adrien said excitedly.
Chat Noir had made an off-hand comment on how his father had tired him out with a packed work schedule. This resulted in prodding from the mother hen known as Nightwing asking for details which ended in Chat Noir confessing that he works for his father’s company, had been homeschooled most of his life and often had a packed schedule full of extracurriculars, including up to around 12-hour work days sometimes. Turns out with that brief information Oracle informed them that his father was violating child labor laws due to the fact that he had worked more than thirty five hours a week since he was fourteen.
“Holy shit” he’d say in awe at the moment “My father is rich though… who knows if this would even go through with his influence”
“No man is truly above the law” Nightwing had given him a reassuring pat on the shoulder, “But… is everything alright in your home life?”
“I- I shouldn’t say anything that reveals my identity… '' the usually chaotic boy said solemnly, his cat ears downcast.
“Chat Noir,” the group turned to Ladybug, the one who’d help introduce her team to the life of masks and magic “Your own safety is much more important than keeping your identity safe. We both know the kind of person your father is… I’d rather you have the best options possible to face this”
“How come you’re so fast to trust us?” Robin asked, surprised but keeping a stern face.
“You do realize that she has the coordinates to this place, right?” Viperion smirked “She’s known who you are for a while and never mentioned anything. We just expect you to return the courtesy”
“That seems about right” Red Robin sighed before taking off his mask, the others of the Bat Clan following suit. Team Miraculous gave Ladybug one last look before dropping their own transformations, some of them looking familiar to the Gothamites.
“Marcus is that you my boy?” Agent A, otherwise known as the family butler, Alfred Pennyworth made his way to MultiMouse who nodded shyly.
“I actually go by Marc now great-uncle Alfred”
“Wait what, Al has siblings?” Stephanie exclaimed, Jason was whispering for Tim to write it down in The Book.
“Yes, an older half-sister” he said with an impeccable raised brow “I would have never thought you’d follow after my footsteps Marc”
“I guess it does run in the family”
“Adrien Agreste! Like son of the fashion mongul Gabriel and late actress Emellie Grande de Venily?!” Stephanie exclaimed as soon as she focused on the blonde teen.
“Yep” was all he could find himself saying, taking comfort in Marinette’s presence next to him.
“Don’t worry Adrien,” the boy looked up to the slightly intimidating looming figure of Bruce Wayne “We’ll help you deal with your father”
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“Boys” Bruce had said as soon as he entered the living room, where the group had devolved into a video game competition. “Remember tomorrow is your monthly therapy session”
“Already?” Damian groaned, his brothers, with the exception of Dick, looking like they would rather not go.
“Timmy isn’t prepared to face his inner demons”
“And it seems Timmy hasn’t slept in some time again, hasn’t he?” Luka teased, continuing to run his hand through Tim’s hair, the boy practically purring in response.
“You have a therapist?” Marinette asked Bruce skeptically.
“We’ve all… gone through things growing up. Alfred made me realize that we were all in need of some help”
“And do you umm… talk about your nightly activities?”
“They’re trustworthy and confidential, yes”
“Do you think you could give me their information?”
That’s how Team Miraculous found themselves on the day after another akuma attack, in a private room within Wayne Tower, each waiting their turn to see the doctor.
“You’ve been through alot Luka” the teen was lying on his back, facing the ceiling as the psychologist who worked with Bruce talked. “Losing what you’ve come to accept as your family, watching your friends die, even though you knew you could change the outcome. Doing it over and over again in order to save the city… It's not something anyone could be expected to handle, let alone a child your age”
“I… I know Dr.Quinzel. But I can’t allow myself to feel guilty over everything or even get overly emotional. If Hawkmoth found out it’d be a disaster, especially because Marinette trusted me with the miraculous… the first for her to assign full time as the Guardian…. I can’t let her down” Luka gave her a lost look, one rarely seen on the charming boy before.
“Keeping all of that inside… It could fester up and explode if you’re not careful Luka”
“So you’re telling me that you are perfectly fine with how your life at home is going, Nathaniel? Even after everything we’ve discussed”
“Look I’ve tried telling my parents they were wrong but they just keep saying I’m confused, not to mention think my art is a joke… and maybe they’re right”
“Those are important parts to who you are. Saying that would be like considering yourself a mistake… Do you feel that way Nathaniel?”
“I…”
“I think I have pretty bad taste in girls, though my friends usually call me a himbo for not really thinking things through. Maybe I should think before acting more?”
“I’ve known I was going to become Bunnix ever since I was fourteen, it was always just a matter of when. So when I was finally called to action I was so excited but… I can’t help but wonder if I’m cut out for this”
“My mother has groomed and taught me to be perfect at all I do. It was something ingrained to me since I was a child; It wasn’t until recently that I learned that is impossible to achieve. Why was mother so pertained to me being it?”
“I know I’m the smart guy but I shouldn’t be expected to have all the answers, especially for my classmates who refuse to look at evidence as it is. Seriously, if I had known they would have taken my comment about how dangerous a napkin can be as pure fact then I would have not said anything that day”
“Sometimes I feel like I’m not enough for my grandmother. She’s getting older, she’s starting to forget a lot. I help by telling her things like stories but I’m not sure how long that will last… She’s the only family I have left in Paris, I don’t want to leave my friends or boyfriend behind”
“My father has always been a distant man but ever since my mother… I’m not sure if he even sees me as his son at this point. There are some days I’m treated as nothing more than a trophy boy or a regular employee. I wonder if this would have happened regardless of my mother’s passing”
“I am Ladybug, I am also the last Guardian. But I’m just a teenager! I have a life I want to live outside of Paris… I want to be a designer, start my own brand, find love and have my own family… But Hawkmoth is in the way of all that”
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“Are you sure about this LB?” Nino asked from the terrace of Chloe’s penthouse. They’d been talking strategy when an Akuma attacked, given the chaos displayed by the news via LadyBugOut livestream, they could only assume it was another Volpina attack.
Unfortunately Volpina had a Sentimonster to help, Reality Check. A glorified 3D printer who could temporarily make Volpina’s illusions tangible and real.
It had proven to be a difficult battle, especially since Luka and Adrien had been caught up as civilians and couldn’t help Ryuuko and Ladybug. The others still had to wait for Ladybug to give the signal before they’d consider going out to help in broad daylight lest their hidden cards be revealed too soon.
In the middle of the fight the two heroines had made a strategic retreat, one the Fox Tea blogger did not hesitate to call the coward’s way out. Suddenly the two appeared at Chloe’s along with Roter Fochs. The scarlet hero had taken out two familiar boxes with extremely familiar jewelry inside.
“I’m certain of it” she said with a determined smile, “Besides this could finally get Hawkmoth and maybe even Alya off your backs if I introduce new heroes; Of course your costumes will have to be different, as will your codenames, but I trust that you’ll know what to do”
“Hello my queen!”
“What’s up dude”
Paris was in uproar when they heard of the new heroes; Abeille and Anselm.
Abeille’s costume was much more armored than that of Queen Bee’s; the whole suit had a honey yellow bodysuit with black armor pieces, her chest piece in the shape of a bee’s face, black elbow length gloves with some honey stripes, thigh high black boots with honey kneepads. Her own mask was different from her former as it changed her eyes to royal blue like Pollen’s while being honey colored with black v shaped lines. The golden gauntlets on top of her gloves would be able to send out small shocks, capable of stunning enemies for small intervals at the time, nowhere near as potent as Venom.
Anselm’s own attire was not so different from Carapace; Anselm still kept the hoodie his predecessor did though beneath it is where the differences began. Anselm wore a pine green helmet, yellow tinted goggles on top of his red eyes, with pale thin daffodile lines going from the top to the bottom of his hood. The hoodie and his undersuit was sacramento green, bordering on black, though the majority of the suit was also armored with pine pieces like the hexagonal chest piece, shoulder, thigh, shin, knee and elbow pads. He also had much thicker gauntlets than Abeille’s along with armored gloves and reinforced sneakers.
Of course, Chloe Bourgeois and Nino Lahiffe were quickly off of the suspect list when the two were spotted separately looking for shelter amongst the Akuma attack during Fox Tea’s livestream.
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“So you’re part of the OG Team huh?” Stephanie asked as she gave a once over to the two newcomers.
“Deep undercover missions, you know how they go” Abeille scoffed, her honey blonde hair swaying along with her five black streaks around it.
“What she said. We couldn’t help as Queen Bee and Carapace anymore, compromised identities, so we helped as civilians before covering our tracks and coming back” Anselm tried to keep back Chloe’s prickly personality.
“Like what?” Cass’ appearance startled the two, though both looked like they were about to draw out their weapons.
“Well I get them intel from what’s happening in the mayor’s office that Max and Markov can’t get out from the computers, daddy is a bit of a pushover and squeals pretty easily”
“While I get intel from Fox Tea’s disastrous dude duo. I’m usually among the first to find out about anything their plotting… though I’ve had to drop that. It was getting too much for me to continue being with Alya so we broke up”
“So you kept dating Cesaire just to gather intel? Doesn’t that seem manipulative?” Duke asked from his seat on the monitor, the two Parisians looked at one another before beginning to laugh.
“Not compared to what those two are capable of”
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“Are you sure about this?”
Currently Viperion, Ladybug and Bunnix were on the Gotham rooftops, shadowing the Bats for the night. The three were honored to be trusted with the responsibility but still felt foreign in the much darker environment, literally and metaphorically.
“It’ll be a good experience” Oracle said in their ears, their comms being synced to those of the Bats “And you won’t be alone, I’ll be here and so will your partners”
Right on cue Robin, Red Robin and Black Bat landed on the same rooftop. The plan was for the six to cover the patrol for the night, the others would be getting rest or doing specialty training with their abilities. It was a surprise for the Miraculous gang when it was revealed that Signal and Red Hood would be joining them as fellow trainees. Alfred and Black Canary, a metahuman who often worked together with Green Arrow in Central City, would be in charge of the training while Bruce also oversaw their progress.
Honestly they hadn’t known what surprised them more: the fact that Batman had metas on his team or that he trusted other heroes with the training of his children.
“It should be a regular night; standard mugging, gang fights and possible robberies should be all that happen tonight”
Of course that was not what happened.
As it turned out Riddler had escaped Arkham, no surprise, and had gone too long without his medication.
Edward Nygma was usually a pretty tame man, if a little eccentric with his love of riddles and his brilliant mind.
He decided to hold Gotham Grand Terminal hostage.
Ladybug was decidedly trying not to panic as she saw the very obvious bombs spread across different sections of the terminal. There were too many for them to deactivate in less than three minutes and there were probably more hidden around.
“Riddle me this; What is Joan of Arc made of ?” Ladybug and Robin were the first to arrive at the scene, Viperion and Red Robin being the closest to coming as back up. Robin seemed as confused as she felt but decided to really think about it…
This was so stupid.
“Maid of Orleans” the look Robin gave her, like she just made the most foolish decision of her life, was seen spread across the faces of hostages before Riddler began to laugh.
“Why you are correct, little red” he wiped a tear from his eye “Bats would never think of something so punny like that!”
“Yeah well I’ve had a lot of experience with annoying puns”
“What’s colorful, loud and is a mess to clean up?” Ladybug’s eyes widened as he pressed the big red button on the remote control, Robin bringing Ladybug down and shielding her as the hostages began to scream.
BOOM!
“...Confetti cannons” Ladybug muttered, her whole body covered in the colorful paper pieces with glitter in the mix.
That son of a bitch!
It was April 1st.
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“So what is it that we’ll be doing?” Bunnix asked as Black Bat silently leaped through the Gotham rooftops, camouflaging effortlessly with the shadows unlike her because of the white and baby blue costume she had on.
“You two will be checking up on Red Hood’s sector for the night, Crime Alley” Oracle’s voice responded for her.
“Right, so is this just a standard patrol?”
“Something like that”
Bunnix was admittedly a bit nervous about being with Black Bat, Cass didn’t really talk much and was kinda hot. Bunnix had just dutifully shadowed her, staying as quiet as she could even if she did more parkour than necessary, when they stumbled upon a drug deal. Bunnix was about to go down to smack some people around with her umbrella when Black Bat shook her head.
“One of Red Hood’s men, let’s wait to see the deal go through”
Bunnix wasn’t sure what to think as she watched the deal go down. Weren’t they supposed to be the ones to stop this from happening and not helping them? It was a bit confusing and against her moral code…
“We do this to keep the kids out of the involvement” Oracle seemed to read her mind, explaining their reasoning “Before Red Hood decided to get involved with drug trafficking Crime Alley was full of children who would be taken advantage of by dealers; whether it meant getting them addicted or becoming their messengers and delivery boys. He made it very clear to his ‘allies’ that no child from Crime Alley was getting involved in their plans again or else the deals were off. Those who tried going above him… well they’re no longer around to try and take him down”
Still that did not help ease Alix’s worries as the night continued on. Black Bat came to a sudden stop on top of a warehouse, gesturing for Bunnix to follow behind her, and climbing in through a shattered window. Inside were dozens of wooden crates, each with cameras pointed at them and only one with an open lid. Black Bat walked towards the open crate with ease, going inside and taking out three duffle bags from inside. She placed two on her, criss-crossing each other before handing the other one to a reluctant Bunnix.
The tow then headed to a hidden tunnel underneath one of the empty crates, making their way in a closed (?) Gotham sewer. It didn’t smell as disgusting as Alix imagined it would be, musky at best, though she thought that it may be due to the fact that there was no dirty sewage water there. They walked in relative ease, essentially walking for what had to be at least 15 minutes in numerous twists and turns before reaching a ladder. The two got out, Bunnix recognizing it as part of Crime Alley with how run down the area looked.
Black Bat knocked on a rusting steel door, three times, five, once and then a tap with her palm.
The door opened up, a boy no older than 12 being the ones to greet them.
“Where’s R.H?” he questioned, he looked disappointed but not alarmed, clearly he had met Black Bat before.
“Was busy. This is Bunnix, she’s helping for the night” The boy was clearly unimpressed with her but he closed the door and led them down the long hallway. She noticed the few scattered toys along the way, with some open doors showing mountains of writing supplies and even a little library.
What was this place?
“This is Red Hood’s sanctuary for the kids of Crime Alley” Black Bat whispered next to her “Batgirl and Red Hood are usually the ones to come here though all of us have come at some point.” they entered the large room showing children of all ages, some as young as infants and others looking close to early adulthood. They dropped the duffle bags in front of what she thought was the leader of the pack when Red Hood wasn’t around.
They were filled with non-perishable food, wads of money that will probably be used to provide for the group of 30 or even more for the next month, toys, books and some new clothes.
As the children gathered around, each a little dirtier than Alix remembered ever being as a child, lining up to get a new something that Red Hood got for them she couldn’t help but think;
… Maybe things were never so black and white.
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“I know it may seem frightening, even unnerving, to let go of your control but if you keep your powers bottled up it may prove to be disastrous in the future” Black Canary told the group of teens.
“With abilities bestowed to you like those of the Miraculous are left untrained then it may prove to lead to your downfall” Alfred nodded along to Dinah’s words.
“As capable as Ms.Lance and I are, we have realized that we would need further assistance to properly be able to train each of your abilities”
From one of the Batcave’s entrances they could hear the screech of tires before a slick black car parked next to the Batmobile and Hoodcycle.
“Sorry, we’re late” a red headed woman said as she stepped out of the car, her pale freckled skin slowly gaining a green tint to it as she removed her lab coat and glasses, “Selina here thought she could make a quick steal on our way here”
“Oh c’mon Pam, you know you love the rush as much as I do” a tanned woman laughed, twirling around a golden necklace with one of the biggest rubies they had ever seen in its center.
“Now, ladies; Pam-a-lamb has a class of powered kids to teach” they recognized Dr.Quinzel belatedly as she was missing her glasses and uniform. She was now wearing a much more colorful array of clothes with the consistent theme of red,black, and white. Her skin seemed paler than they remembered and her blonde hair had red tips on one side and blue on the other.
“Hey girls” Barbara came down the elevator at the same time as Stephanie and Cass, seemingly cutting their conversation when she saw the newcomers”
“Babs!” Dr.Quinzel exclaimed, making her way to the other girls after giving a quick kiss to the green skinned woman.
“Well you’re right on time Pam” Dinah sighed, cocking her hip before pointing at the newcomers “These are Dr.Pamela Isley otherwise known as the Gotham Rogue Poison Ivy, Selina Kyle a more vigilante type thief Catwoman, and, of course, you know Dr.Harleen Quinzel or as she prefers to go by Harley Quinn”
“Hey kittens” Selina waved at the group “By the way it's been too long since we girls have hung out; how’s about a Birds of Prey raid? You in?”
“Only if Oracle agrees”
“Oh pleasepleasepleaseplease!” Stephanie and Harley’s persistent pleading could be heard immediately afterwards. A polite cough interrupted the chaos.
“As enthusiastic as you ladies are for your plans, may I remind you that we have prior plans to care for first. Namely the training”
“Sorry Alfie” Harley said, chastised, “We’ll get out of your hair. C’mon ladies!”
“...So training?” Marc asked
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“What happened to you?” was the first thing Kim laughed out as the duo stepped into the cave, leaving a trail of confetti and glitter behind. Marinette looked back at her team, unimpressed, in their own state of disarray.
Chloe, Max, Marc and Nathaniel seemed to be nursing their own cases of migraines; most likely having pushed the limits of their own new abilities which relied on mental fortitude. Chloe and Jason’s powers were the most similar to Alfred’s which involved manipulating and projecting thoughts and ideas to the people around them or to specific targets. Nathaniel was developing the power to create illusions that only his target would be allowed to see. Marc could create intangible clones of himself but could still project what they were seeing and hearing to him. Max could teleport objects a few meters away from or towards him.
Kagami, Kim, Adrien and Nino seemed the most physically exhausted. Kagami was beginning to have slight control of fire, wind and water but not yet conjuring it; given her slight burn marks, wet clothes and messy hair Marinette would guess that she still hadn’t fully grasped the manipulation aspect outside of being Ryuuko. Kim’s own face was dirty and slightly bruised and matched that of Adrien’s. Kim had begun to use his chaotic energy to make the wackiest things happen but to have the outcome he wanted while Adrien could suck the luck out of people for small intervals lest he want to have the misfortune backlash cling on him. Nino’s was more tame though he now had to focus on two things since he could now use his energy to both heal and to create a shield that encompased his body like armor.
“Oh god you guys look like messes!” Alix laughed along with Luka, the only two that looked fine as they had a fairly tame patrol with Cass and Tim.
“Next time I see Riddler remind me to throw a glitter bomb” Marinette grumbled as she made her way to the showers.
“Not before I stab him with his stupid cane” Damian growled heading for the male showers.
“So how long till Daminette guys?” Adrien asked
“Definitely before the end of the year” Duke concluded, the others not being sure if he used his power or not.
“I’ll take you up on that. I’ll bet we make more money than with Red Scales” Stephanie laughed.
“Red Scales?” Luka asked curiously before the others yelled out.
“Nothing!”
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“Okay how come no one warned me about that!” Jason yelled as he came out of the Cave’s entrance. The group either gave questioning or amused looks.
“Oh, so you saw that too?” Alix asked, perched from one of the sofa’s armrests.
“You assholes could have given me a heads up” he complained before groaning into a sofa “God, someone get me some bleach”
“What’s Jaybird talking about?” Dick asked, coming in from the kitchen with an array of snacks for the rowdy bunch of teeneagers.
“Oh just Timbers getting some with the big bad snake boi” Stephanie sang, causing Jason to groan and Dick to choke on his own spit.
“More like trying to eat each other’s tongue out” Nathaniel responded in disgust.
“Timmy, no!” were the words the oldest yelled out before heading into the Batcave in record time.
“Anyway,” Stephanie began “It’s time to pay up bitches. Marinette and Cass get the loot”
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“Hmm, so I guess that’s what fresh blood splatters looks like” Chat Noir said in morbid interest.
“Well it's certainly more noticeable than dried blood” Viperion nodded along, watching as Red Robin and Red Hood carried out the interrogation from a one-way mirror. There was a new gang who specialized in child trafficking, most of the kids coming from Crime Alley and therefore not getting reported to the police; luckily they had Red Hood looking out for them.
“Yes, well we are here to see how they carry out their investigation and get used to all the squeamish things” Ladybug gave a calculated look, as though she herself were in there and what she would do to get the information out of the man they captured earlier that night.
“Do you guys think this sort of thing is going too far?” MultiMouse asked curiously, he was beginning to grow a bit uncomfortable with the amount of blood the man had begun to lose.
“I mean this asshole deserves it” Roter Fochs glared “I don’t think it's too much if it means saving all those kids”
“Standing on the edge of what is seen as a hero𑁋”
BANG
“Let’s you see all the things you can’t from the center” Ryuuko watched as the man was forcibly being held back up by Red Robin after Red Hood slammed his face on the interrogation table.
“World is not black and white” Black Bat spoke from next to them “Many shades of gray in between; We are in the gray”
Ko-Fi
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Danganronpa Actor au cause I'm bored and this is interesting.
ALRIGHT BITCHES, DANGANRONPA ACTOR AU. (This is a continuation of my first post but you dont have to read it to understand this.)
WHAT ARE THE ACTORS MAJORING IN THIS AU?? (they are all collage students lmao so,,, i guess its also a collage au???)
Kiyotaka:
Hes majoring in design, (Costume, logo, art, etc) So he made all the costumes along with Junko. Also hes Bisexual, trans (genderfluid mainly identifies as male.).( siblings: Peko, Kirigiri, Kirumi, and half siblings with Yasuhiro)
Junko:
Started the project with Murkro and does most of the Technical shit. Majoring in Design with Taka. She’s Bisexual and a sweet heart in real life!
Murkro:
Her death was an inside joke of when she and Junko swapped places in class for a day, they got half way through before their teacher (Monokuma aka Mono) found out :C
She's majoring in Music and takes Self defense. She had Aroace but thought she had a crush on Makoto (she didn't have a lot of friends growing up soooo)
Makoto:
Art and Music! He got into the school by a lottery scholarship so they added it to his character! (Kaede in real life cant play the piano so it was Makoto who played her songs!) Hes straight and acesexual!
Kirigiri:
Majoring in Science and Math because she a smart girl. She’s a lesbian but if anyone (Normally Byakuya ‘jokingly’) flirts with him, she’ll scream “DONT FLIRT WITH MY BOYFRIEND TOGAMI!” It’s now an inside joke. She’s lesbian and trans (She's siblings with Taka, Peko and Kirumi. She's not with Yasuhiro TECHINALLY. )
Celestia:
LESBIAN (she's dating Kirigiri). Probably the most like her character. Grand Bois Chéri Ludenberg is her real cat and she loves him to death.
Majoring in Art and Music and helped with Kaede’s songs. :)
Yashuhiro:
Everyone is 20 or something in this because collage duh. But hes 29 or something. Hes half siblings with Taka. BEST FRIENDS WITH LEON!!!!
Can and WILL bash anyone who ships him with his classmates. THEY ARE 17-19 AND HE IS 21 THEN 29 IN CANON SO N.O. Hes AroAce.
Hifumi:
Absolute sweetheart in real life, and he disliked later on in life how his character was portrayed. ‘We were doing it as a fun thing to do in collage, as a gag, and its a gives a really bad rep on plus size folks, if i we knew how much popularity it would get, I would make the character differently.’ Hes straight and cis. He majors in Art.
Toko:
BISEXUAL I C O N.
Majoring books. Best friends with Taka and Byakuya. She actually has DID and was she and Sho were fine somewhat with the way it turned out, still wished they had more actuate reputation, but oh well. Bisexual and Bi gender She/them pronouns. They is also trans . She has anxiety and has never shied away from telling people, and spreding awareness. She helped a lot of people with her platform and books :)
Aoi:
Majors in Bio! Absolute sweetie, wont hesitate to cut a bitch. She Taka, Sukura and Kirigiri are the only ones who know how to actually cook edible food lol. Panromantic Ace.
Leon:
Music! He goes for more punk rock like his character, and hes good friends with Mondo and Chi! He worked with lighting a lot so he was one of the first to go so he could help with the set more.
Sayaka:
Music as well! Sings a lot and does covers on her YouTube channel. Was working with Makoto, Leon, Celestial to do the music but mainly she and Leon did it so they went away first. She is Questing and Ace!
Chirio:
Majoring in Programing and uses they/them pronouns. Their ‘Character gender revel’ was never meant to be taken that seriously. It was their way of coming to terms with their gender. A little comfort if you will.
Yasuhiro:
He works as a intern, those students studding to be a teacher, Hes nothing like his character and is really smart :) He is cis and straight.
Byakuya:
Majoring in Science and Business! His characters backstory is a lot like in real life, was born in a rich family and his dad was borderline abusive. He struggled a lot to become Toko’s friend because of the whole thing that happened with his sister. (Toko is nothing like her personality wise, but triggers are always there.)
But he managed to go to therapy and work on the issues. There are still bad days but hes getting better :) He was friends with Taka from a young age so he actually had a support system unlike his character in the game.
The main reason Togami survived in Danganronpa was a way to help him with his past, and because the character didn’t have a support system like real life Togami; he was portrayed as heartless. In real life he’s a sweet heart!
Hes Biromantic and trans!
Mondo:
Struggled with his masculinity and Taka and Leon helped him with it a lot. He was able to get therapy because of Daiya’s death (This happened in real life as well) and the reason why his death was so silly was because he wanted to not have a serious death; unlike most of the cast. Hes just a funny and nice dude to hang out with. :) He is trans and Pansexual.
Sakura:
She is really fucking strong and is dating Aoi. She is the most like her character and is a sweet heart. When Byakuya’s sister started harrsing him online, she helped him get rid of her and let him stay at her house while he cut ties with his family. She is panromantic ace. She teaches Self defense at her dojo :)
Monokuma: Their favorite teacher! He helped them a lot when they pursed the project and often joke about him being a villan because of how much homework he gives, so they made him the villan! He pretty much adopted everyone who has bad parents (Toko, Byakuya, Leon, Sayaka and Celestia) parents who were gone a lot (Taka, Kirigiri, Yasuhiro, Peko ,and Kirumi) and co-parents the rest :)
#WOW THAT TOOK FOREVER TO WRITE#I hope you like the au :)#Its super fun to write!!!#Danganronpa#danganronpa trigger happy havoc#Tw rape mention#tw danganronpa#tw monokuma#tw bad parents#Danganronpa actor au#actor au
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