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Hello there.
Since you're taking a request, then maybe some poły relationship with Theo and Mattheo. Preferably male lub gn reader
Thanks and have a good day
aaaaaa a non-monogamous relationship with my two favorite boyos??? abso-fuckin-lutely!!!
polyamorous theodore nott & mattheo riddle x gn!reader headcanons
(lovely pictures from @demieyesore)
since it wasn’t specified if the boyos were dating each other as well or not, i made it ✨up to reader interpretation✨
❕gender-neutral reader❕
TWs: violence (it’s theo & mattheo, what do you expect?), brief sexual harassment/attempted sexual assault (?)
requests open (please for the love of god)
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general headcanons:
mattheo is little spoon and i will take no arguments
(he’s almost always in the middle <3)
if you call theo literally any pet name he will die on the spot
same if you call mattheo any variation of ‘pretty boy’ or ‘cutie’
(extra bonus points if you compliment something unrelated to his physical appearance, like how well he did on a test, or how perceptive he is. homeboy will have no idea how to respond. he’ll just be like 🧍♂️🥹👍🫶)
the poly thing actually only happened because there was a very aggressive love triangle thing going on and then they were like “wait this is dumb”
plus, it makes a bunch of the teachers uncomfy, + both of their fathers, so really it’s ideal
they r possessive as F U C K
they can share with each other, that’s it. no one else.
i dare anyone to try to bully or harass you
or actually, even just look at you
OR IF SOMEBODY TRIES TO ASK YOU OUT
someone call an ambulance for the poor fuck 💥🚑🚨🩹🪦💀
lil oneshot thing? idk man:
you go to one of enzo’s stupid parties without your boys
“i’ll be fine guys, promise”
y/n was, in fact, Not Fine™
someone tries to hit on you but just DOESNT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER
let's say it’s cormac mclaggen cause mf is creepy asf
(i know everyone makes him like ‘the bad guy’ but yk what if you don’t like it go write ur own headcanons. they’d probably be better anyways)
anywhore, cormac is like, getting a lil too close for comfort
just kind of haranguing you the whole night
offering drinks, complimenting how you’re dressed, telling you that your boyfriends are “so lucky to have someone as sexy as you”
🤮🤮
you are OBVIOUSLY uncomfortable
but shit hits the fan when he grabs your waist/hip area and tries to kiss you
✨surprise!✨
your mancandy was here the whole time 😌
(not cause they don’t trust you, they just don’t trust anybody else)
💥👊😡🩸🩹🔪🗡️💣
cormac: 🥊🦷😵💫🩸🩹🩼☠️⚰️🪦
(lowkey hot to watch em defend you but yk)
((y/n for literally no reason: 👁️🫦👁️)
(((if you tell mattheo you think it’s hot, he’ll just go 🥺🫶💋😚🫂)))
misc:
expounding further on my earlier mattheo x reader headcanons, a scientific study i’ve conducted has found that mattheo riddle is, in fact, a himbo
from the new partridge dictionary of slang and unconventional english, a himbo is “a man objectified by his good looks and presumed lack of intellectual qualities, a man who trades on this image, a gigolo”
objectified by his good looks? have you met tumblr? ✅
lack of intellectual qualities? well, he thinks violence solves everything and thinks with his dick instead of his brain so i’m gonna say yeah ✅
but let’s keep it going, shall we?
a himbo is also defined as the “human version of a golden retriever—beautiful, incredibly well-intentioned, and dumb.”
…yep
beautiful ✅ well-intentioned (in his own mind) ✅ & dumb (lovingly) ✅
additionally: buff 💪 ✅ & respects his romantic partner(s) ✅
“but hp-hcs,” you bemoan. “what does that make theo?”
well, my dear delusionists, theodore nott is a hunk—not quite a himbo, but close
hopefully this venn diagram i made of some of the himbos & himbo-adjacents in the hp world will help illustrate this for you
#harry potter#hp#fuck jkr#hp x male reader#x male reader#gay#theodore nott#x reader#hp x gn reader#theodore nott x reader#male reader#mlm#mattheo riddle x reader#x gender neutral reader#theo nott x reader#gender neutral reader#mattheo riddle#mattheo riddle x male reader#mattheoxreader#theo nott
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Lamplight AU
What is Lamplight? Short answer, a DnD/Fantasy Third/Last Life Renchanting AU!
Long answer, here’s 20 Questions, the ficlet meant to introduce the concept.
Medium answer, Ren is a powerful god stuck in the form of living fire. Martyn is his sole follower. Martyn and Ren help free one another from imprisonment by the Watchers and are now traveling the world on a two-man adventure of fond companionship and occasional arson.
This AU has been written as I feel like it with absolutely no regard for chronology. If you have any questions about it feel free to ask! I also have a tag for it, “lamplight au,” which is where any writing, asks, or art go.
I’ll update this post with writing and art as it happens. Writing is organized chronologically, art is organized by artist and as it’s posted.
This AU was planned with the help of @/unexpectedly-haunted, whose designs for Martyn and Ren are linked at the start of the art section!
You can also find an archive of Lamplight on my writing blog, @driflew, under the same tag.
[AU itself is platonic, but ship content gets made for it]
And, for some other fun notes...
The (unofficial) Lamplight fan Discord Server can be found here!!
Martyn replied to my post saying he knows what Lamplight is, which is a wild thing to be able to say.
[Please do not spam the chats or the askboxes of Martyn, Ren, or anyone else with talk of this fic! Don’t need to annoy anyone with it, thank you!]
[Now that it's confirmed Martyn does know what Lamplight is, here are my thoughts on reading it on stream (he can can if he wants!)]
Lamplight writing
(for any works posted on both ao3 and tumblr where there are differences in content, consider ao3 the ‘correct,’ ‘updated,’ or ‘canon’ version. The AO3 versions are better, edited for quality, pacing, and often with extra bits not found in the tumblr versions)
The AO3 series with all works can be found here.
[If you enjoy Lamplight, I have a kofi? Please don’t feel the need send me anything excessive! The option to tip simply exists if you enjoy the series and are feeling generous.]
Canon
Torchlight Arc
Torchlight
[Torchlight short fic: Ren POV] [this scene is also on Ao3, in Moonlight ch2]
Heliography (multi-chapter, complete)
[tumblr preview scene, incl in Heliography ch1]
Lamplight Arc
Strange Traveler (ao3) (tumblr)
From Here to There (incl 20Q and other scenes)
Incident at the Sleeping Hound (ao3) (tumblr)
Winter's Herald (ao3) (tumblr)
Moonlight Arc
Moonlight (multi-chapter, in-progress)
(ch one is also on tumblr, but significant edits were made when it was moved to ao3. i’m leaving the first version here unchanged, just for fun, but be aware it’s different)
Non-Canon
worship the ashes (ship, noncanonical)
featherlight (Treebark Week D2: Light/Dark. ambiguous on both the ship status and the canonical status… anime filler arc status lmao)
somniphobia (ship, noncanonical) (og version is also on tumblr, a fic from taking treebark Lamplight requests: Ren doesn't sleep)
Heat Haze (Treebark Week D4: Warmth/Breeze) (ship, noncanonical)
the only place i don't feel cold (Treebark Week D3/4: Build/Burn, Infernal/Divine) (ship, noncanonical) (og version is also on tumblr, a fic from taking treebark Lamplight requests: God of...)
Leaflight Series (Lamplight Roleswap) [ask about the Leaflight concept]
Cover Me in Roses
Ficlet of a different Lamplight offshoot
Other Writers
Help with plotting the AU has come from my friend Haunted, whose contributions to design, plot, and general function as a rubber duck have been greatly appreciated
Series
Desert Duo subplot series by @/cosmicretribution (Haunted's designs)
crystalline
Boat Boys subplot series by @/boatboysrowout
i said fuck it long ago
Canon-divergent horror series by @/sixteenth-days
so no head?
Oneshots (non canon)
the heart of the pyre by Zeph
striking steel by Apollo
guiding light by Apollo
Lamplight Art
if you want to draw Lamplight art, go ahead! i would love to see it! @ me and/or Haunted and i’ll put it here! if i don’t see it, send me a message! and be sure to check out these artists’ work and show them some love!
Haunted’s Lamplight Official™ Martyn design
Haunted’s Lamplight Official™ Ren design (ft. Martyn)
Haunted's Lamplight animatic, FIRE--this is an animatic for the latter half of the fic Torchlight and is really cool!
I hit the fucking link limit so the rest of the art can be found HERE
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Ahh, 16 May, wherein our good friend Jonathan meets the Sisters and encounters terrifying heterosexual urges
....Okay, I joke but really, this is where the real horror shit starts to kick in and things get harder to laugh about. Nebulously weird vibes, a bit of casual wall-crawling, yeeting a mirror out a window because foul bauble of man’s vanity? That’s all kid stuff. Now we’re getting into some real unsettling horror shit.
It’s morning and Our Good Friend Jonathan is still Going Through Some Shit. ‘I’m going mad here, everything is terrible, this place is full of nightmares, oh god I’m going to die. Somehow the Count is the least terrible thing here and I hate that, and I know I’m only safe as long as I’m useful to him and I AM NOT OKAY OH GOD HELP ME’
My poor guy is having a breakdown in real time here, just trying desperately to calm down and taking a moment to say ‘Okay, yes, I am losing it, I need to take some time here and write this down so I can focus on something besides how terrified I am and retain a shred of sanity.’
Jon still frightened of the Count’s warning (as he should be) and ending up worrying and writing himself into exhaustion. :(
YES GOOD JON YOU HOLE THE FUCK UP IN THE NICE SAFE DUSTY ROOMS AWAY FROM THE TERRIFYING OLD MAN. Just stare out the window at the pretty landscape and don’t think about anything right now except the much less creepy vibes and the long-ago ladies pining for their men who went off to war, Just get some sleep because my friend, you are going to need it if you intend to live through all of this.
“I was not alone.”
CHILLS. God, that line is horrifying no matter how many times I read it. Going to sleep thinking you’re safe and hidden because obviously there isn’t anybody else around, and then suddenly discovering that actually someone was there the whole time and now they’re here for you is such a great horror trope when it’s used well, and I love it here.
Jon, baby, remember that warning that frightened you so? THIS IS WHAT IT WAS ABOUT.
GOD THIS IS SO CREEPY. Three ladies appearing out of nowhere, casting no shadows, being all otherworldly and predatory, beautiful and terrifying to our poor Jon. (They’re going to eat him, and not in a fun sexy way.)
‘I felt in my heart a wicked, burning desire that they would kiss me with those red lips. It is not good to note this down, lest some day it should meet Mina’s eyes and cause her pain; but it is the truth.’
Oh, Jon. :( Still thinking of Mina and how you love her and don’t want to hurt her even when in imminent danger of being eaten. My sweet, sweet cinnamon roll. I could make more jokes here but tbh I love this whole section so much that I don’t want to. There’s such a surreal, languid, dream-fading-into-nightmare-sleep-paralysis quality to all of it-the beautiful ladies, both strange and familiar to Jon; the simultaneous fear and desire for them, the latter of which might well be something imposed as much by their obviously inhuman influence as his own mind and which he can do nothing about and feels incredible guilty for; the whole sequence where he can only lie there frozen with fear and anticipation while they discuss how there are enough “kisses” to go around, and then as one of them actually moves to bite him and-
the surreal bubble he’s trapped in is quite abruptly burst by the Count. This whole scene is incredibly effective, because there the Sisters are, about to kill Jonathan and there’s absolutely nothing he can do, utterly trapped in the moment and experiencing all of these conflicting feelings, and then in comes the Count, who he’s also terrified of, just to make everything that much more nightmarish.
I'm going to leave other reactions to “This man is mine" to the rest of tumblr and just say that holy shit that is terrifying from the lens of ‘mine' as in “my prey to kill/do with as I please", and that this entire paragraph where we really see the Count lose control and display his inhuman nature in front of Jonathan rather than make any attempt to pretend to be a human is great.
That whole argument between Dracula and the Sisters, about love and whether he is capable of it, all while nearly hissing at each other over Jon like he’s a prime cut of steak is very. Eugh. Repulsive in the best way because it makes it super clear that they are not human and they do not care about Jonathan for any reason other than when he can do for them: for Dracula he’s a useful tool to get to England and settle amongst a whole new population of unsuspecting, unprepared prey, and for the Sisters he’s fresh meat to feed on, and the only quibble here, really, is who gets him first.
“Well, now I promise you that when I am done with him you shall kiss him at your will. Now go! go! I must awaken him, for there is work to be done.”
I like that this line makes it well and truly clear that Jonathan is disposable and he’s only safe as long as the Count finds him useful, and once he’s outlived that usefulness, he’s gone. He actually twigged pretty quickly in the beginning of all of this to the fact that something was off about his client, that feeling only grew, and now he’s just pretty much heard outright that he’s going to die.
And then the Count feeds the Sisters a goddamn baby because this is Dracula and they’re all literal monsters.
And poor, sweet Jonathan has finally hit his limit and passes out, waking up back in his room and realizing that, if the entire experience wasn’t some horrible nightmare, the Count must have carried him back to it. Annnd there he goes again, straight back into the land of coping mechanisms, because okay, I don’t have proof this happened, I need to approach this calmly and rationally and look for evidence, and dealing with the new knowledge that as bad as it is to be here in his room where’d he previously been so terrified of being trapped with the Count, it’s comparatively safe and secure, and really not so bad because what’s out there in the rest of the castle is worse.
Also, the thing I couldn’t mention until now because spoilers: I like the contrast between Jonathan’s thoughts yesterday about this room as having once been a soft, comfortable place where sweet, presumably chaste noblewomen lived and dreamed about their beloved beaus, and the current day reality where it’s occupied by this dangerous corrupting force in the form of the Sisters, who are noblewomen in physical appearance only and in reality are decidedly not chaste, delicate, or innocent in any way.
Jon, please write again soon, hopefully saying that you’ve found a way out of that terrible place. We are all very worried about you.
#dracula daily#daily dracula#it got worse#jon do we need to send the police#yes we do#and some holy water stakes and crucifixes#jonathan harker#my good friend jonathan harker#boy u in danger#this will end badly#i keep setting out to say something funny and then the post devolves into me just commenting on the bits i really like#and ending with *plz stay safe jon we love u*
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here is a short story my friend @zacdrawsstuff gave me permission to post for them (they’re still figuring out tumblr). it is about charlie and liam and it is adorable and i giggle and kick my feet forever.
word count: ~1300
tags: fluff, fluff, so much fluff, they’re in love and they’re gay and oh my god look at them i love them charlie’s giving liam a promise ring and im gonna cry
Charlie waved Timmy off, before turning to go back and check up on Liam. She did of course want to give him his space, but after not seeing Will for so long... He just wanted to make sure he was actually taking care of himself, and not to stressing over something stupid like work, or his protectors. As she made his way over he made sure to summon in a small purple box in one of his hands, and a picture frame in the other. He had meant to give them to him earlier, but... Well. At least they had the chance now.
She knocked a small pattern into the wood of Liam's door as he waited for a response, smiling when the door handle turned and opened on it's own. Taking the first step inside Charlie's heart fluttered at the sight of his lover curled up in bed, a patterned blanket wrapped tight around him and the book he had left out in his lap. He was already looking at the door when Charlie entered, cheeks painted a delicate pink and head tilted back against the wall. He set the book down - much to Charlies joy, marking the page with a little owl bookmark - and shifted closer to the wall, offering the space to them. She was quick to take him up on the offer, closing the door gently behind her before striding over and taking his hand as she sat down. "Heya love... How are you doing?" William's head dropped to Charlie's shoulder the second the other sat down, the eye that had been on the muscle just behind there shifting a few groups over to settle on their side.
"I should get a moss ball for Pipper." Came the timid response, a soft contrast to Liam's more common, harsher tone. He almost sounded younger, a tired quality to him as he started to trace out the patterns of Charlie's forearm around him. Charlie shivered.
"You should?"
"Yeah... She needs something to focus her attention on, but a person would annoy her... A pet takes too much patience and could die, while a moss ball? A moss ball needs none of that. It needs occasional attention, not much patience, not a lot of the time, and won't die very easily."
"Sounds perfect."
"It is. I might... I might wait though. Until Amira's mindscape sorts itself out. Which reminds me, I do need to sort out that custody-"
"Love, angel, I know this mindscape is important to you, but could you please try and... And think about something else, instead? How about those moss balls, where did you get the idea from?"
"A logical side, he liked them. Then I was looking through the book index, and... Yeah, they were there. How to get them, care for them, keep them, get more.... All of that."
"Yeah, books are quite special like that," Charlie agreed as she started to comb through Liam's hair, twirling dark strands between a green and blue finger into small curls he would let go of, and watch unfurl and lay loose over his head. "Have you thought of getting some for yourself?"
"Moss balls?"
"Mhm. I think it might be nice for you to have something that doesn't depend on you quite as much as your protectors do for once."
"I... I suppose. But I think Maple is enough for now, she is still partially my responsibility after all."
"Yeah, yeah... Actually, good news about her, I managed to un-train the 'fuck' command!"
"You did?"
"Yeah! Now when I saw fuck she flies to my arm and pecks me, instead of picking stuff up."
"Like lighters?"
"Like lighters."
"Well, that is... Improvement." Liam let his eyes flutter close for a second, reaching out to catch the hand that had been tracing his side and kissing the palm of it, lips brushing across the tender muscle. "Thank you for taking care of her. I don't think I would have been able to handle her and my protectors, and I'm scared to think where she would have ended up."
"Of course! She's our owl, the least I can do is keep her safe." Charlie ignored all the pink patches disappearing from his hands to take shape around his cheeks and ears, knowing Liam at least wouldn't properly acknowledge it - look up and give him a small, playfully knowing smile before kissing his hand again and leaning back, yes. But saying anything no, and they wouldn't do that to Will either. "Oh, I almost forgot there for a second, I got something for you!"
"You did?" Liam raised a brow, skeptical. Charlie had already gotten him the book, and the biscuits, and most other surprise gifts came in the form of 'here you go, also I broke something' or 'here you go, also I might break something'.
(There was, of course the third, newest gift option, a quick kiss to Liam’s temple or jaw or cheek, but hoping for that every time would set Charlie’s expectations too high for the other. Besides, it was so new Liam wasn't completely sure he would react correctly if that was the gift. What even was the correct reaction...)
"Yeah! Two things, actually."
"Oh no?"
"They're... Well, I did want to give them to you last year, but I couldn't find you, and then your birthday had been a month ago and it would be awkward to give it to you a whole month late, so I just didn't, and then this year came and I still couldn't find you, and I know it's a bit late even now but- okay."
She took in a small breath, before pulling out the picture frame, and placing it in Liam's hands. The frame was black, painted with specs of bronze along the edge and a date at the bottom. The actual image in the frame was of- well, them, every time. Every second Liam twisted the picture just a bit, a new picture would emerge of them laughing together, or smiling, or just working in silence, or one of them working and the other sneaking away with food and a drink to his greenhouse.
Every degree was a snippet of a core memory, of a smile and a joy and a time without worry of mindscapes. "I know it's a bit cliché, and trust me the other thing is even worse, but I couldn't think of anything else to do with the pictures, and I know you like to collect things, so I-" They were cut off by quiet sniffling in their arms, quickly muffled as Liam tried to look away. "Will? Love, are you crying? Hey hey hey, no, it's okay, you can cry. Yeah, c'mere, you can cry all you need to love." They pulled him into a close hug, four connected arms holding the smaller man's form against her own. "Shhh... It's okay, take your time. I'm here."
It took a few minutes of sitting in comfortable quiet until Liam could speak again, cradling the frame as he pulled away to just lean back against Charlie's shoulder once more. "Can I show you the other thing, or should I wait a bit?" There were a few seconds of silence where Liam didn't respond, before a small shake of his head broke it.
"This is enough. I promise I'll see it another time, but this... This is enough."
"Okay. If this is enough for you, it's enough for me." Charlie slipped the box back in his pocket, and letting it sit there for however long they may need. Days, weeks, months, years, centuries, however long it took, it would be there, amethyst waiting and winking at him on it's bronze band. A big promise captured in a small, small ring, and it could wait.
"I love you."
"I love you too."
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Me, making a whole ass gif for LBMR week? It’s more likely than you think
Day 5 for the @laytonbrothersbirthdaybash was Comeback, and so obviously I made a sfducking thing for my lbmr AU (TWICE DAMMIT CAUSE I HAVE ONE FOR DAY 7 TOO) because you can pry this motherfucker from my cold, dead hands.
Listen, it was just too perfect- in this AU, Lucy also has DID and a very dark backstory cause i’m angsty like that, and in the first two main stories of my series here, both of these personalities make a comeback into our favorite detective constable’s life. Now! On to the gif!!
Lots of CW here under the cut: Excessive amounts of blood and bruises, nudity (NOT COMPLETELY THE ONE IS WEARING A BRA PLEASE TUMBLR DON’T SNIPE ME OUTTA THE SKY), weapon imagery, water (i figured i’d let people who are afraid know)
praying to the tumblr gods to not fuck up the quality
and here is the full, non-GIFed image:
I had a lot of fun with this and even though it’s very personally self indulgent I love this so much.
#lbmr birthday bash 2022#lbmr;week#lucy baker#lucy baker lbmr#original character#layton brothers#layton brothers mystery room#layton#layton series#Layton Brothers: Mystery Room#lbmr#digital art#my art#fan art#cw blood#cw scars#cw bruises#cw mild nudity#ocs#cw water#animated gif#gif#cw weapon
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ten films i love, tagged by @javert
Mobile Suit Gundam: Char’s Counterattack (1988) Utterly obvious to die girlies auf tumblr but don’t worry, it’s the only franchise gatekeepy one. God tier animation, OST that gives me heart palpitations, plot symbolically rich in a way that draws me back. Absurdly ambitious and largely pulls it off. Insane.
Phantom of the Paradise (1974) I’m a sucker for leitmotifs being re-contextualized and this movie is exactly that. I think a lotta people are put off by musicals because they expect Glee shit, so a horror rock opera that plays w genres is a style that slaps. In fact, it’s style over substance to the point that while the character Beef was made with homophobic intent(?), he makes for killer camp. So influential it buried its own grave deeper, but when my drag career continues proper I WILL have it step out of RHPS’s shadow.
Magnetic Rose (1995) This one’s arguably cheating, it’s a short film within a theatrical omnibus and the only one of the trio I rewatch, lol. Better experienced than described, but iirc it’s the first screenplay credit of Satoshi Kon and his style benefits the conceit greatly. The space physics are top tier too.
Bound (1996) Genre fiction that fucks.
Akira (1988) After watching this for the first time, I wore a rip of it on a USB necklace for like a good month, lol. If you’ve seen so many homages and #aesthetic gifs that its memetically weakened, the manga will be a better vehicle for experiencing the actual plot and themes. (Kaneda isn’t a cool protag! He’s not even in it for a full volume!) But I fortunately got to go into it w next to no preconceptions.
Tampopo (1985) One of those art-house pics that’s fun to general audiences. I wouldn’t watch it with young kids or new friends tho given the prawn scene, lmao.
The Terminal (2004) Not a masterpiece by anyone’s standards, but it was my fav for years as a child and I’ve been told “thats so you” or “that explains so much” lmao. I still do love seeing how peoples values and coping mechanisms materially shape their world, so, fair! As an adult, i think Tucci’s character holds up the best, his tone is comedically sound while being realistically mundane for an american authoritarian, lol.
Funeral Parade of Roses (1969) A breath of fresh air in style and substance. It’s like a vaccine against MCU sludge. God I need to watch more new wave.
The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes (1970) Again, former obsessions here, not necessarily top quality. The first vignette is the only one that sticks with me, but boy does it! Gold standard for any fanfiction or diagetic media criticism.
Mikey and Nicky (1976) Ough. Love me a good tragedy. This one manages to hit so hard it even overcomes Peter Falk being styled (‘styled’) like Columbo—italian accent and all— while playing a jewish gangster lol.) You know that post about how the more serious and well made a story is, the more likely its fandom makes unhinged memes? That’s me every time I make a “full of milk” joke abt this movie or realize it’s fundamentally changed my experience of taking antacids.
Anyways please note that i’ve structured this list so that the first and last entries form a niche parallel. That is to say, a personal fav scene in both Mikey & Nicky and CCA is where the lead guys fistfight and tumble onto the ground in a blur of violence-as-latent-homoeroticism. (George lucas voice): it’s like poetry, it rhymes.
I'm too shy to tag others but mutuals I Am Pressuring U lovingly. U don’t have to write as much as i did tho lol.
#abs blabs#made this more reviewy in the name of being interesting#i think the better question is 'worst movies you've seen' but ig that could have less variety person to person#also i specify lead guys because quess IS a cca protag
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* knowing your partner well can potentially make writing a lot easier, repost, do not reblog.
meet the mun. — basics
NAME: J.
PRONOUNS: he/him
PREFERENCE OF COMMUNICATION: I basically live on discord
SINGLE / TAKEN: married
— three facts
𝙞. I have a tattoo of Freddie Mercury on my right wrist. so far my only tattoo, but god do I want more
𝙞𝙞. I’m actually allergic to cats (and dogs lol), but have never not owned a cat in my life and this also does not stop me from straight up smooshing my face against a cat for smooches and loving on it.
𝙞𝙞𝙞. I have a designer breed dog (a mix between a Shih Tzu and a Bichon) that I never intended on getting named Ziggy, but one look at him when he was a puppy and it was all over. I love him more than anything basically and can’t imagine my life without this idiot. He’s the best gift my wife has ever given me.
— experience
I have been on tumblr in some way, shape, or form since 2012. I’ve done it all from group rp, running groups, building my own groups, indie, canon, multi and OC. I’ve been in all kinds of different fandoms and wound up here in this one last year. This is where I live now. Before RP I wrote a lot of fanfic. For yeeeeaaarrrs lol. I also live on discord now too and I do a shit ton of rp there too for mutuals.
— sub-genres
FLUFF: I love fluff! Sometimes you just need to see your muse(s) just having a genuine good time. Sometimes you just need it because maybe you yourself are having a bad day or something irl. It’s good to have, but... In reality it typically won’t last that long in a thread with me or interaction. I need to have some kind of drama or something furthering the plot. Fluff is something, more often then not for me, that just gets nicely sprinkled in between everything else.
SMUT: I will be the first to admit I love it lol. All rules apply, of course. Also? It has to be a ship I have already written or am writing currently. I also have to be pretty fucking comfortable with the mun to even consider it usually. It definitely has its place in writing and furthering plots/things. Plus, it can be pretty beautifully written sometimes. It’s an art just like any other writing.
ANGST: I like to think I am practically the king of angst. I live it. Breathe it. Welcome it. Worship it. It is my absolute FAVORITE to write. I feel I am at my best, writing wise, when I can write angst. The emotions, the drama of it all is just *chef’s kiss*. If you write with me at all, ever, expect there to be angst. That’s just how it’s gonna be.
— plots versus memes
I think that it’s definitely easier to just jump right into memes. Sometimes some of my best ever threads and interactions have come from memes. However, that doesn’t discount the whole awesomeness that is actually sitting down to plot something out and seeing that unravel. They both have their pros and cons and I love them for both. I just tend to default to memes when a plot is hard to come up with.
— long or short replies
Both. Both are very valid. The length isn’t necessarily indicative of the quality of the reply. As long as there is something there to go off of? That’s all there needs to be. You write what you feel is the best length for any of your replies and I do the same. Just.... Most of the time mine wind up being very long and I just hope people know they don’t HAVE to match that haha.
— best time to write
It’s honestly a crapshoot for me lol. In the past I have done the majority of my writing late at night or at least at night. I find the night hours to be pleasing to my creative soul. However, I do sometimes go to bed like a normal human and wake up at normal hours so writing happens sporadically then. It just really depends on the day for me.
𝙩𝙖𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙙: Actually stolen from the always lovely giver of slutty cookies @fasciinating
𝙩𝙖𝙜𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙜: @fcrrokinetic, @agntkennedy, @seeksbrother, @facetedspades, @lawfulchaotics, @bratfield, @bastardsunlight, @vehxmence, @solemnxodium, @captainredfields, @nightlyvisitor, @daughterofnero and any of you beautiful mutuals <3
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Bad pictures. Gross photos.
It's very cute how when you are young, your disenchantment with your parents agglomerates with the platonic ideal of "good times" as well as, conversely, your actual good times: Skating in American suburbia or posting on your Marina Diamandis-themed tumblr.
So when this all awkwardly thwacks together, and the only language you really know how to express yourself through is an aesthetic one, you seek to do what your parents failed at: Create a photographic documentation of your life that actually looks cool, because all your father cared about when he was capturing you was capturing you. Because he loved you and your mother loved you. And they love you.
But they're lame. Look at this. This is the new world. Now, you have your Nikon Coolpix when you go out to drink New Amsterdam at that weird abandoned above-ground bunker in the valley.
This camera has an indistinguishable quality that a modern smartphone could never replicate (fewer pixels, a moving shutter, and a GOOD FLASH!!!)
You leave the little spinny thing on top of the camera on the "AUTO" setting. You abuse a shutter that was developed five presidential terms ago and it manages to spit out this really cool effect: You look like there's a halo around you or, like, you look like, like, like you're in motion. Or something.
You're making memories. You’re doing it like the commercials do! Ad agencies can always revert to the same messaging with cameras and watches because hobbyists don’t have to be lied to.
That's why car commercials are so sinister. How can you convince me this machine I truggle towards to buy soap at 9 PM is my "portal to freedom" or whatever the fuck?
God, look at how it captures you, though. You look stunning. You're making memories - But you look stunning. You're skinnnyyyy as fuck. God bless you.
Anyways, when the market eventually says an Olympus FE-280 with the battery life of a tub of vaseline is worth $400, bring back the shit picture. Take the shit photo & the gross picture.
Gross photos have no merit. "Capture nothing uglily, please." That's the mantra! Take photos of nothing and take them in portrait mode and put your thumb in them in a gross way. And even when you take a photo of someone there's no one. Look at the photo I took at the start.
Don't learn the rules to break the rules. Be very bad at the rules. It's much more fun that way. If I was more annoying and a bit whiter I'd say it's "revolutionary."
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Emily Prentiss | Demonology
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Genshin: When you’re cold [V1]
Whenever I write these it’s always when I have a pile of requests on my desk that I said I was going to get to but never do. I even missed a day yesterday because I crashed and burned and slept the entire day haha. Might miss today too since I’m going out to see my mum.
This is like 90% crack and 10% actual content. I’m gonna post this and proceed to have shock therapy and wipe it from my memory.
I just want to be happy and it’s cold af where I live. I’ve also learned from maagdalen that Russia is insane with snow.
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Today’s appreciation post goes to asoundofdrop. Ty for the love on the Childe HCs hehe. Honestly, just the fact you tag everything blows my mind because I hate tagging so just seeing you do it with my mess of tags (back when I screamed my feelings before tumblr dropped the ban hammer on me) is like wow. That’s some next level effort, wish I had that haha;; I’m just gonna say this in advance, I am so sorry for the mess of tags I’m about to drop on this.
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Genshin: Holding Hands [V1]
Genshin: University AU [V1]
Genshin: Roommate [V1]
Genshin: Royalty AU [V1]
[Masterlist]
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[taglist] <- if you want to be added, please read this first.
@hanniejji @mikeysbike @unionwitch @musekala @twistedsunnshiii @stanzastic @akaasea @xoneaboveallx @adoring-ghost @asheseiler @childelover @dilucsz
@youaskedfurret @snowy224 @mayumintsu @tigerpriestess
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Xiao
Excuse me? What is this cold you speak of? He’s an adepti he doesn’t know what cold is. Is it a demon he’s not aware of? Should he go beat it into submission if that’ll make you feel better? He’s already gone with his spear and out to go slay this cold demon before you can explain what the hell temperature is.
By the time he’s back, he seems so proud of himself for killing a dragonspine yeti that you don’t have the heart to tell him that was literally not what you wanted or expected him to do. Your fingers are about to break their finger kneecaps. pLEASE sir just hold my hand.
Bad idea, he’s been outside in the cold and he’s not exactly wearing mittens so your fingers end up colder. But you’re finally holding his hand that you suck it up and cry when he does actually break your fingers because he doesn’t know what muscle control is.
Keqing
Ruthless business woman one second and then you show up, tell her you’re cold, and she’s reduced to flustered mother hen. All she has on her are these long sleeves that all Qixing wear. Would you like some warm milk? She knows you like your milk heated to a simmer right at 187.7975 degrees Fahrenheit.
Okay, first off, who measures in fahrenheit anymore this is China Liyue. Second off, how the hell does she know that and why is it so precise? She’s already throwing whatever Liyue duties she had back at the poor worker that has no idea what possessed the normally confident and admirable Keqing into this...creature. Making new plans for a heating system in Liyue while also coddling you.
Catch her outside at 3am pounding the snow ground, crying, as she curses Rex Lapis for making it so cold in Liyue when he’s not even the Cyro archon. Zhongli sneezed while looking over papers burning the 3am oil. Maybe he needs to go home before it gets too cold, he might be getting sick.
Diluc
God you’re such an idiot. Didn’t you see how hard the snow was falling? I can’t believe I married someone with 2 braincells. Are you trying to give me a heart attack? What would father in the sky think if my partner died because of frost bite when I’m a goddamn pyro vision user? I can commit arson to make a make-shift fire place, I have the money for the damages.
Dilu- NO I DON’T NEED YOUR SHIRT. IT’S -20 DEGRESS. IT’S OKAY. YOUR COAT IS ENOUGH. PUT YOUR CLAYMORE AWAY WE CANNOT SET THE KNIGHTS OF FAVONIUS HQ ON FIRE WE AREN’T EVEN NEAR THERE. KAEYA IS INSIDE- DILUC - NO COME BACK.
Your make shift fireplace is Kaeya’s “ugly” scarf. That’s it. That’s the post.
Amber
Oh you’re cold? It’s okay, here take her baron bunny to cuddle with while she lights a fire. She thinks she saw some boar’s in the forest, she can make her specialty and that should warm you right up! So sweet, so wholesome. Don’t worry this baron bunny won’t explode in your face, she tripled checked she wasn’t giving you a dancing bomb.
While you’re huddled around a summoning circle of baron bunny’s, nice and warm, is when she relaxes and joins you. She grins to herself and pats herself on the shoulder. See that haters, she can make her partner nice and happy without your #buffamberwhen.
Kaeya
You’re cold? Maybe you’ve just fallen so hard for him that whenever you think of him you get cold. He never knew you cared so much it’s so cut- okok you can stop hitting him now. He’ll offer his scarf if he had one but Diluc might have burned it but he does have his tit window.
Basically impenetrable, you could bounce bullets off it so naturally the cold bounces off. You have to tell him up front that he sound borderline crazy and the fbi are already at his door. The fbi is Diluc. So instead he offers his overcoat and asks you if you would like to join him in some cozy tavern that hopefully has heating.
It’s a nice and comforting experience until he drags you to Angel share and you know it’s just to 1v1 Diluc in the parking lot.
Scaramouche
lol perish
So naturally, you grab his ridiculous hat that he wears to compensate for his gremlin height and throw it like a frisbee.
Go fetch
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God, why is there no official content of you scaramouche you bitch, you’re ruining the aesthetic. This is why I only give you one point of dialogue. This isn’t even funny. It’s a therapy session. This entire post was just for me to say tit window because I didn’t get to say it in my last Kaeya fic.
Wow, I wonder which characters I like in genshin. Could it be “wow I hate everything and everyone don’t fucking touch me” male characters??? Could it be “Head strong but are secretly adorable” female characters?? Kaeya is only there because Diluc is there.
I had to redo all my headers because everyone was taking up so much space in their 240p quality. Keqing is the only one that actually stepped forward when it was picture day. I don’t have enough energy to care about sizing I’m sorry.
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Toxic Craigslist!Roomate Eren/Reader (Headcannons)
I SENT THESE TO MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE ACCOUT @ringpop-poppy AND THEY LIKED THESE HEADCANNONS A LOT, SO I'M GOING TO POST THESE HEADCANNONS ON MY TUMBLR. IF YOU WANT QUALITY, AND I MEAN Q U A L I T Y, SHIT PLEASE ON GOD FOLLOW THEM. I am crying and throwing my hands on the table, I cannot express to you how good their account is. I will say this until the moment I DIE they are the BEST blog on this site. Thank u.
so my friend and i were shooting off some headcannons and we came up with this idea and one second i just need a moment to recuperate myself and that's super shitty NIGHTMARE craigstlist roommate eren yeager and when i tell you it has RUINED my life i mean it has RUINED my life.
so like imagine, you're hard up for a roommate and so you hit up craiglist b/c you know the state of the economy is absolute SHIT and you are kind of in a rush. you end up moving into this two bedroom apartment with some dude on craigslist (eren) whose roommate just moved out.
you don't know it but eren can't keep a roommate to save his LIFE. it's because he's just such an AWFUL roommate. like plays videogames all day. homie has a shit ton of money but literally NOBODY knows where it comes from or where he works. he just disappears and comes back he says it's "work" but never actually says where he works.
throws his feet up on the coffee table and shit, doesn't wipe off his feet when he comes into the apartment, leaves cups out, just does not pick up after himself. eats the last bit of your food but gets mad when you do the same to him, uses your extra toothbrushes, just overall leaves a mess.
the worst part? his room is IMMACULATE. he is FULLY capable of keeping clean, he just likes to crack open a can of whatever the fuck he drinks on the couch, throw his feet up on the table, and watch you bend over and pick up stuff in an angry huff with very steely eyes. this man's eyes are on you ALL the time.
for the most part u put up w/ it because you're just that hard up for a roommate, but the final straw is when he leaves his dishes in the sink for like a week straight
you storm from the kitchen into the living room in an absolute angry huff, face scrunched up from anger, and start just laying into him about doing the fucking dishes like "it's just not that hard!"
the entire time you're raving, he just sits back - hands behind his head. "you done?"
stands up, puts all the dishes up - in a way that you HATE that's not even CORRECT because he has studied the way that you put up the dishes like in the few months he's made living for you hell he has picked up on your small habits.
now he's sitting down on the couch again and you're still ranting and raving at him. he looks super pissed off now.
also did i mention the sexual tension between u two is IMMACULATE?
while you're in the middle of raving, kicks over his soda that's on the table and gets it all over the carpet.
now you're pissed and just raving and bitching. because who the fuck does that?
pushes u on ur knees, bends you over, presses his cock into your ass and keeps u there for a second - grabs a rag from the table, stuffs it in ur mouth, and know what this fucker says?
"clean it up. you might want to get further on your hands and knees -" presses his cock into you, which is obviously very hard against u, "make sure to get nice and deep in there"
leaves to go to his room leaving u shook as fuck. obviously u clean it up b/c holy fuck
tension builds up over the next several weeks and u get closer to levi and erwin, ur local next door gays (or roommates, depending on if u ship them or not). levi won't admit it but he loves u a lot and so does erwin.
eren being really unhappy b/c ur spending so much time with the next door neighbors and not letting him terrorize you
starts banging on levi's door one day, demanding to know where u r. levi answers the door. obviously he can see you over levi's short ass head but homie is a real one and is like "she's not here"
"i can see her she's right -"
levi wacks eren several times with the broom until he goes away.
so u come in late that same night and homie is seething. this is where the sexual tension BUSTS.
so u open the fridge bc you're looking for water, right, bent over and he comes in b/c he heard u come in (he's been waiting for u to come back all night).
very stealthily slips behind you, presses his crotch against ur ass, and gives a nice comfortable shove - wedging u in the fridge
reaches over u, his chest pressed against u, grabbing the water you wanted.
sits there with his crotch pressed into u, slowly drinking the water while ur sitting there, squirming, trying to press ur way out of the fridge, but his hips have you pinned there. u don't know why ur turned on but holy HELL you're turned on. ur pressing ur ass into him and everything, trying to grind into him a bit. you claim to do it b/c ur trying to push him off but he knows why you're really doing it. the entire time u r stuck there, water from the shelf above is just dripping on you. it's cold as fuck bro and ur nipples? hard b/c it's cold.
gets halfway through the water and go "i don't think i want to drink it anymore" dumps the other half of the water on u.
you are dripping in water, t-shirt clinging to u. homie is marveling at how tight ur shirt is clinging to you, how cold you r when ur shivering.
pulls you up by the neck from behind and closes the fridge so he can press u against it
he's whispering in ur ear, asking if u had fun fucking the neighbors b/c "you seem like the kind of slut who would enjoy something like that". it's not like that at all but homie is a jealous guy.
oh yeah did i mention he's a jealous guy?
has his fingers in his mouth while he fucks you from behind for the first time, head pressed against your work schedule that's pinned to the fridge, asking you a slew of shit like
"do you like that?"
"i bet you like cleaning up after me like a lil maid"
i mean he is absolutely ROCKING you against that fridge, fingers in your mouth snapping his hips against urs
"you've just been playing coy w me the entire time, i bet u've been thinking about this for months - i know you have. i can see the way u bend over to put on a show for me when you clean up after my mess like a good lil housewife. good girls just don't wear panties like that and bend over not expecting to get fucked. bet you been waiting for this, dirty whore" ext. ext. ext.
thank u for ur time.
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On Headcanons
But I find "headcanon" posts to be a dreadful part of newer fandom culture that I wish would go away. They're very similar to older fandom formats, but now there's this added sense that they're sacred and static. You drop this giant turd of a post about how X Is Actually My Demographic or Y Likes Turtles phrased like it's canon fact when it abjectly is not, and people are supposed to stand up and clap for your personal fantasy. If it were "Here's the fanon I think is most in-character based on canon and why. What do you think?" I'd like it. This "validate me, but you don't get to have an opinion" is masturbation, and I don't need to be involved in other people's masturbation unless it's hot.
Snipped from a longer post by @olderthannetfic that covers, in addition to headcanons, a discussion of fandom friendship. Lovely post, very much worth reading, but I want to talk about just the headcanons bit of it.
I follow the tumblr tags for my favorite characters. I’m not sure what algorithm underlies which tagged posts tumblr chooses to insert into my feed, and so I will not make generalizations about the relative prevalence of these types of posts in the wider tag, but a good deal of what’s shown to me are headcanons. Lists of them, often massive, bullets detailing everything from what someone’s favorite candy might be to how likely they are to cry after sex to the not-at-all absurd ideas that so-and-so blows off steam from minor annoyances with wanton murder, because they’re a villain and that’s what villains do, right?
And god, do I struggle with them. No, the authors of these are not posting them at me, as was the asker in netfic’s scenario, but I am coexisting in this same fandom space as all of this. I have asked myself why I disliked them so, as clearly I am the one out-of-pace with this particular corner of current fandom. It’s harmless fun for the people creating and engaging with that content. I am the stick in the mud. But introspecting about my own feelings on fandom is why I created this damn tumblr, and now that I have the language for it, I must dive in.
It’s not that headcanons aren’t often marked as clearly AU, or otherwise delineated as something besides a meta analysis of the canon text. Scrolling through one of the character tags I follow as I write this post, I see things I would classify as headcanons—the aforementioned lists and ‘incorrect quotes’-type content—headed with explicit language to name the AU or called out as readerfic. There is a sense that these are original ideas. Hell, it’s in the name, headcanons, though I’d argue that the term has ballooned a bit past the original compounding and become something of its own. So, should this not fall under “don’t like, don’t read”?
I mean—other than the fact that it is, that I’m not leaving commentary on anyone’s headcanon posts—
God, I feel a bit awful typing it out, but it’s back to the idea that “people are supposed to stand up and clap for your personal fantasy.” It’s the “added sense that they’re sacred and static.” It’s the fact that when I dropped into a headcanons post on reddit the other day, not even to talk about headcanons but to make a point cautioning a poster about offensive stereotypes, I had multiple people try to talk me into their headcanon for the sexuality of a character. I am just so very tired of this method of engagement with a text.
Because, fundamentally, I have my own set of opinions on characters or their universes, which inform how I write about them in my own meta and fic. I know mine are fluid—I will choose the interpretation that best fits the story I want to tell, and I acknowledge multiplicity in any meta-writing I do. Fuck, I am open to being talked around to more possibilities because of this! There is always more room in the party. What doesn’t work for me is an assertion lacking context, or, worse, an assertion that uses as context some stereotype of the identity/quality being assigned.
In other words, please, please don’t headcanon my villains as aroace because you find them unfuckably unattractive and/or you don’t think people who do bad things can feel love.
You know what does work to make me reconsider my interpretations of a character and make room for new ones? A meta with that “here’s why I get this vibe from canon” analysis. I might not agree, still, but it’ll make me think. Or: a fic, even/especially short ones, that engage with an idea as a proof-of-concept. It can be done, there is interesting ground to cover here, perhaps someone (multiple someones) should run with this and generate more of it?
And so much of this headcanon content feels like it could become those things. I will still stridently disagree with your attempts to keep my ugly villain hot into his 50s or older, but there will be much less to make me privately seethe when one or two bullets from that massive list are turned into 500 words of shortfic, which becomes an offering for the community of fans around that character to consider, not a shotgunning of ideas seemingly designed to hit as wide a field of targets as possible, or a crack-y incorrect quote designed for an absurd shock and ease of reblog-ability. Headcanons, as they seem to exist, offer you nothing to engage with unless you plan to just… agree with them. You can always agree, leaving a like or reblogging them or adding a comment about how X is so true!, and maybe, in the best circumstances, you can “yes, and” some idea from these posts.
But what if you disagree? What does the content offer? Well, unlike a meta, there’s not an implicit invitation to discuss or engage with the underlying ideas that lead to a particular conclusion. And unlike a fic, there’s really nothing to comment on re: character motivations or whether a depiction was handled well. Sure, I can send a post to a friend and snark on it, but that rarely makes me feel engaged with the text or the characters or the creative space of fanwork—it only gives me a chance to blow off some steam about my discontent with parts of the community. Not unwelcome, but also not something that contributes to my excitement about partaking in this community.
And so I’ll slink off, back to my “not fun in current fandom” hole, and go back to being quiet about headcanons and putting what I view as more fulfilling content out into my areas of interest. I’ll still resent it, though, this detritus that blows through my feeds and low-effort-engagements its way to the top of the community’s consciousness.
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Have you got any blog/fic recs? I love love LOVE your work and was wondering if you had any that inspire you/that you love to read!! <3
stop that’s so sweet oh my goodness 🥺 and my god yes i do. i have so many. let me pull up the reading list saved on my phone real quick omg. these are all tumblr fic recs, but if you guys want me to recommend ao3 fics, i’d love to (they will all be sakuatsu and iwaoi tho bdkhskbs)
by @big-oya-energy: this fic.
it’s an oikawa x reader where he does the trend of kissing his best friend, and it’s written amazingly. i love it so much. the way oikawa’s feelings are described and the build up and just. best friends to lovers excellence. it’s beautiful. amazing. show stopping. brilliant. i love it. everything about it. feeds my oikawa brainrot so well.
by @myelocin: this fic.
Trigger Warning! there’s mention of suicide and depression. but genuinely this is one of my comfort fics. it’s perfect in every way and honestly, it feels like a gentle hug on a bad day. there’s no other way to describe it. it’s an issei x reader one, and i honestly highly recommend reading it if you’re not having too good of a day. just makes me feel loved yk?
by @tetsuwhore: this fic.
another oikawa x reader i’m sorry i’m so predictable. the classic ‘teaches you how to touch yourself/how to cum.’ never gets old. this one’s so, so good. so hot. it’s written incredibly well, and i love it so much. 10/10 recommend!!!
by @fluoresence: i have a bunch from this blog omg. i always come back to these cause i love them so much.
this one. another oikawa x reader, i’m sorry, but it’s so funny, such a good read. i was smiling the whole way through. oikawa’s girlfriend dresses up as a catgirl and he loses his mind. it’s not nsfw, just pure humor and fluff. i love it so muchhh.
this fic, and its part 2. it’s nsfw and god. so hot. first part is issei x reader, second part is issei x reader too but makki watches. through a screen. i love love love it, especially part 2. there’s also like some humor there because yk, of course there is with these two, but genuinely so good!
this series. can you tell aoba johsai is my favorite team aside inarizaki? can you tell? it’s five parts, all nsfw. first part you have a gang bang with all four of them where they make you guess who’s fucking you, and the other four are based off of who you want to choose! it’s one of the first fics i read when my obsession with the seijoh 4 started. it’s so good i cannot recommend reading this series enough. read it. now.
by @samuslut: this fic, and its part 2.
oh my god. oh my god. atsumu x reader, such mouthwatering smut. holy shit. this is timeskip!atsumu, and you’re basically a fan of his and i don’t wanna spoil but. video call sex. and then part 2 actual sex. it’s written so, so well. the quality. immaculate. when i found this gem i wanted to cry it was so good. i loved it and i do reread yes. i do.
by @hajimesh: this fic.
it’s. a gang bang with the national team + oikawa. literally heaven on earth. i cannot believe i read something as amazing as this for free. so sosososofshfskfsk SO GOOD. it’s like threesomes/foursomes in a gang bang, where the boys take turns with you in groups. there’s so much of everything. it’s perfect in every way, i might shed a tear. i reread this no matter how long it is. just That good.
by @chicoree: this fic.
GANG BANG WITH MSBY. you’re atsumu’s girlfriend here, and just. listen. please read this. it’s amazing. i’m so happy i found it. the writing it so good, the smut is so hot, the characterization, everything. just. chef’s kiss. i love it. an absolute gem. definitely worth a reread as well <3
by @miyaflix: this fic.
HOW ARE PEOPLE SO GOOD AT WRITING. THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL. ITS GORGEOUS. oikawa x reader x kuroo, where you’re oikawa’s roommate, kuroo’s your best friend (if i remember correctly). the three of you fuck. everything that builds up to it and the actual smut is breathtaking. amazing writing, amazing plot, amazing smut. 10/10. i love it.
by @wackatoshi: this fic.
a terushima x reader where you’re his best friend, and you ask him to be your first kiss. it’s so sweet, so cute, adorable, the loveliest softest writing. i adore it. it’s not so long, but it’s not short either. perfect perfect perfect and so sweet.
by @cafedanslanuit: this fic.
god. innocent, virgin kageyama and experienced reader, some good ass dry humping. so good. not joking i reread this often. it’s so sweet how kags is a little shy and how he’s so clueless but he’s just losing himself in the pleasure. amazingly well written. i love it love it love it!!!
by @m-mortimer: this fic.
another msby gang bang. you’re atsumu’s girlfriend and his teammates all wanna fuck you, so he lets them. a work of art if i do say so myself. literally so, sososo so well written. i adore this piece. like genuinely. words. beautiful. so . so impressive oh my god???
genuine thank you to all the authors mentioned here. you’re all so fucking amazing, and i hope you know that. keep writing as beautifully as you do, because you’re all so wonderful and so inspiring and just generally all around incredible people. i love you all and i can’t thank you enough for these gems <333
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First smut on tumblr let’s see how this turns out
They/them pronouns
Warnings!:choking, cursing, praising, size kink (mans is 9’6 🙂🕶🤏🏽), btw this is all consensual 👍🏽
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You were walking towards bads house ready to talk to him about the egg, it has gone too far and you wanted it to stop. You had no clue why he had some weird attachment to it. You soon arrived at bad’s house which had been over run with Blood vines from the egg, you stared at it for a while before deciding to knock on the door. After a few minutes bad came to the door. “Hi Y/n!” He said, looking down at you “Hey bad, we need to talk.” You said, looking back up at him with a stern expression on your face. “Oh. Well you can come in.” He said, moving over so you could walk in.
“Bad it’s about the egg-“ you were quickly cut off by bad. “OH! Did you want to join? You know you don’t have to ask your one of my closest friends!“ he said, smiling at you. “No bad we need to get rid of it. It’s gone too far look at your house!” You said,pointing out of the window. “No.” He said, towering over you. “B-But bad look at-!” You were quickly cut off my bad. “Y/n we are not getting rid of the egg, in fact, you sound like you need quality time with it.” He said, dragging you by your wrist to the egg. “Wh- hey you don’t have to I’m fine! I like the egg I just-!” You said, trying to keep up with bad. “Don’t lie to me muffin, come on let’s go see the egg.” After a while you both reached the egg, bad turned to meet your gaze holding you by your face.
“Look muffin doesn’t it look beautiful.” He said moving his hand down to your neck “wh-.” You tried to speak, but you were cut off by bad once again. “Listen, I really like you like a lot I have for a while I love you, even I love you so much muffin.” He said, making you face him once again at this point crouching to your level. You cupped your hands on his cheeks and pulled him into a kiss, “I love you too bad but- but this egg is making me feel weird.” You said looking back at the egg. “Oh! That means it’s working!" He said, cupping your face. “Wh-what’s working bad?”
You asked stumbling over your words. He was quick to kiss you, you kissed back still confused about what he said but enjoying this none the less. He moved down to your neck after a while making you whine a bit. Quickly abusing the spot on your neck that he got the most reaction out of. “F-Fuck-!” You squeaked out, now up against one of the cave walls by the egg. “Language, muffin.” He said, grabbing your neck once again. “Hey do you want to do this we don’t have to if you don’t want to, you can tell me to stop.” He said removing his head from your neck. “N-no it’s okay I- I want to I promise.” You said, looking up at him. “Okay muffin.” He said removing his jacket.
You quickly took your shirt off waiting for further instructions. “Hey muffin will you help me?” He said, gestureing to his clearly prominent problems in his pants. “sure s-sit down please.” You said, getting down on your knees. Bad was quick to oblige, you messed with the buttons on his pants till you got them open pulling down his pants. You put the tip of his cock into your mouth swirling your tounge around the tip making bad throw his head back in pleasure with a string of moans coming out of his mouth. “Oh god muffin your mouth feels so good!” You eventually taking at least half of him in your mouth, gagging every now and again not being able to fit all of him in your mouth.
“Oh god, your so tiny compared to me, you feel so good though muffin!” He slurred, grabbing your hair and cumming down your throat. “Oh god! Oh no no I’m sorry I didn’t mean-!” He was cut off by you quickly kissing him, tasting himself on your lips. “It’s fine I don’t mind bad.” You said, unbuttoning and taking off your pants and underwear. You were quickly raised by bads tail your first instinct was to wrap your legs around his waist, accidentally grinding against his cock making him moan loudly.
“Oh muffin I- can I please?” He asked you very needy at this point. You nodded in response. Both of you moan at the feeling of him entering, he stops half way letting you adjust to his size. “Oh- oh god please move bad!” He finds a not too slow pace soon enough. At this point your mind is just blurry of the immense pleasure your feeling, or maybe it’s the egg, you didn’t really care at this point, both of you letting out strings of moans and curse words as you both came. You both sat there, chests heaving with every breath you guys took. “I’m sorry Y/n, let’s go back to my house a-and we can clean up okay.” He said slipping his shirt, underwear and pants on. He put you in his giant jacket and carried you on his back. You soon reached his house where you both took a bath together and ate dinner falling asleep cuddling together.
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Oh god this is horrible- uh anyways if you have any requests I gotchu um if you want an anon or something lmk that’s cool too
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Neil Josten Appreciation Post
Foxes Appreciation Series : 1 || 2 || 3 || 4 || 5 || 6 || 7 || 8 || 9 || 10 ||
Alright, let’s just start this by addressing the big elephant in the room: everyone loves Neil Josten. EVERYONE.
If you don’t, you’re lying.
Okay, first up- I’m glad this is getting addressed more on AFTG tumblr but Neil is literally so much smarter than the fandom gives him credit for.
Like yes, he’s a little dumdum on the social aspect of things (you could argue he kind of has a low EQ but also not really, I would argue that later)
but that doesn’t dismiss that he is smart af and that he can kill you and make it look natural if he wants.
For example, he literally outrun and hid from the mafia for years. Like, that in itself is an obvious point but we often forget that he did this at a very young age.
Like, he was presumably what? 16?? (when Mary kicked the bucket?) And kid was already playing hide and seek pretty well with a freaking mafia.
He does not get enough credit for this.
The survival skills it takes- the mental strength to survive as a runaway and technically he’s also homeless- at freaking 16, that’s just insane.
Also, let’s not mention the fact that it takes skills to forge official papers and all that.
We also do not talk enough about Neil and how he freaking have to relearn an entirely new position just to play exy.
I don’t think most remember that he’s actually a backliner, but have to play as a striker because it was the only available position in that local high school he attended in Millport, and that was how Kevin saw him so he was recruited as a striker.
We also additionally do not talk enough about how Kevin “literal and figurative Son of Exy” Day found potential for court in Neil “I’m a backliner but I’m playing striker because it’s the only thing available and I’m an exy junkie” Josten who only played it for like a year or less.��
Like yeah, Kevin said he needs more training but it’s not even Neil’s official position.
The talent on this man- I cannot, he is such an icon.
Aside from his great survival skills and being literally great at picking things up- he’s also like freaking academically smart.
Like that also doesn’t get enough credit- I mean, he does math for fun.
Frankly, I think if you did Kumon or if you had an awesome teacher you could also do math for fun (I know I did) but this should be noted with the fact that he didn’t have proper schooling.
He went on a run at a really young age so there is no way he received formal education.
Which means he is naturally like really smart.
He’s also a polyglot. And the languages he has under his belt are all freaking difficult to learn- like, no kidding: French, German, and he can assumingly speak intermediate Spanish, and we don’t even have an idea if this is all the languages he can speak.
Also, he and Andrew learns how to speak Russian, right? Like, that’s crazy.
The brain on this man and the power that he has- my son, I am so proud.
I mean, for all we know- there’s more than that and the fact that he’s like 18 at TFC screams supremacy.
This is where I argue about his EQ but Neil is crazy perceptive.
It took him like freaking 3 seconds to figure out the team dynamics the foxes have, and how to work against it.
He later figured out how to make it all mesh together.
Like the way he do things isn’t conventional but reading him analyze his team despite his lack of empathy really makes me shudder.
Like, this kid is so freaking smart. I remember reading his thought process for the very first time and being like, okay- I definitely did not think about that.
The main problem with his EQ though is that he doesn’t know how to process positive stuff when he’s involved, but when he’s the outsider- his perspective is so amazing.
Like again, he kind of lacks empathy but the way he understands things and is just so sharp is just noteworthy.
I’d argue he doesn’t understand social cues and “modern teen things” but he isn’t so completely clueless on the social aspect in general as to not manipulate an entire team of misfits with issues to work together.
He’s literally the key to unity in AFTG. Even Dan says so.
Also, the way he puts things into play- like he’s a master manipulator, and I love that for him.
We do not talk enough about manipulative Neil, like I just really love manipulative characters in general so much- especially if they’re just owning it.
I mean, he freaking manipulated Andrew and Aaron into therapy. Kind of evil but also wow. (just a sidenote, please don’t force people into therapy lol)
Going completely dark for a second, Neil also has a freaking high pain tolerance.
The amount of horrible things he went through in the books were just so sad and the fact that he just kind of moves on from it? That’s just completely oh my gods.
My poor summer child, even if you can kill me at any given time, let me just hug you for a second with consent.
Everyone also gives shit about Neil’s fashion choices and granted it is said he kind of bags the homeless looks but the fact that he values utility above all else-
Yes, we stan a resourceful king.
Lowkey though, am I the only one who appreciate Neil’s average style?
Speaking of style- I love the way Neil narrates. Like, the way he doesn’t give much attention to how the character looks- it’s just so realistic?
Because if I’m talking to a person in real life, there is no way I am noting how his blue polo makes him kind of casual but clean-cut and how his brown eyes is as warm as my morning coffee. Like, who even does that?
The thing with Neil’s narration is that it’s just so authentic- like it easily engages the readers and the way he gives importance to every thing the same way, it really makes it easier for the reader to discern things objectively, y’know what I mean?
He just has that quality in a main character and narrator- he’s laidback and sarcastic but not trying too hard, and he’s just really easy to love.
Like, I normally don’t like narrators/main characters in books because I favor a side character more or just because they’re annoying, but Neil Josten is legit lovable.
At the same time, he’s also a really well-written character. Like, for all the technicalities I point out in AFTG, Neil is an asshole. He’s not perfect and I don’t 100% love everything that he does and I love that.
He’s a flawed character but he gives you something to root for- and I just really want to appreciate his characterization for a second. Most books make their characters’ flaws not even their fault to put a check to the flawed character but at the same time still have that perfect character. Eeww, no- give me real flaws to work with.
He’s one of the realest protagonists I ever read.
Like people give him shit for wanting to hide but also choosing to play a nationwide-discerned sport on an infamous collegiate team but for me it’s kind of realistic.
Because I think we, as human beings, also do things we love too much regardless of logic. I don’t know, like it’s kind of funny the way Neil is written but I honestly didn’t see him joining Palmetto as a loophole.
Like, just think of all those successful people who hid their identities via pseudonym or other necessary means to do things they weren’t expected to do or weren’t allowed to do.
For me, his character was really just looking for excuses to play his favorite sport a second longer and if anything, that’s just kind of sad.
But also, his dedication and love to exy is really admirable- like I never understood it but the way he literally does everything to stay on the court for a second longer just makes me want to root for him.
On a random note, Neil may not have an eidetic memory like Andrew’s but the way he memorize most phone numbers by heart?
Bruh, I don’t even have my phone number memorized and I freaking have it for two years now.
He also memorizes every twists and turns at every trip, every exits at a room he enters, and most people’s tics upon the first meeting, and other things and that’s just crazy perceptive but also really crazy on another level.
Also, we don’t get much ace/demi representation and out of the few I’ve consumed, demi Neil Josten validates me. He’s legit my favorite character that belongs in the ace spec in books.
I just really love Neil’s character so much- he’s just so amazing.
One thing I always appreciate about Neil Josten is that while he’s not a total angel (sadly), the way he loves the foxes- like he legit tried to mend the team and make sure everyone is going to be okay before walking straight to his death- like I’m with Andrew on this one, what a fucking martyr. Why are you like this and why am I crying?
Neil Josten is by all means not soft, that much is established, but the way he’s just still as precious and must be protected at all costs-
"You know, I get it," Neil said. "Being raised as a superstar must be really, really difficult for you. Always a commodity, never a human being, not a single person in your family thinking you're worth a damn off the court—yeah, sounds rough. Kevin and I talk about your intricate and endless daddy issues all the time."
I love him, your honor- where can I file this adoption papers and do I have anything else to sign?
#neil is legit my favorite character in the entire series and i love him so much#he's my second favorite character of all time#i just think he deserves the entire universe#all for the game#all for the gay#all for the angst#all for my son#aftg#the foxhole court#the raven king#the kings men#the king's men#nora sakavic#neil josten#aftg neil#I freaking love Neil Josten like who doesn't?#Neil Josten supremacy#aftg appreciation hours#aftg appreciation post#raeraegoaway
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saw first time viewing livewatch thoughts
* adam is so transgender <3
* oh so the quality of my ill eagle copy isn’t that bad it’s just that the lights were off lol
* his name is lawrence gordon. he’s a DOCTOR
* mr elwes sir please stop mumbling my autistic ears cannot hear your
* MR FAULKNER STANHEIGHT IS A WHOWERE. WHY DID YOU SHOW HIM YOUR TIT
* aha lawrence is t posing :)
* adam. my widdle boy
* lawrence telling him to take his shirt off 👀
* GSMSHSKWYKSBSKSUWLHD JOHN IS SUCH A BITCH
* I KNOW EVERYONE IN THE FANDOM CALLS ADAM PATHETIC BUT GOD
* john mulaney hmm gross!.jpeg
* okay but i WOULD have checked under the toilet lid first. the things you’ll do for an older man 😔
* these two are so bad at playing catch. the kids who didn’t run the mile representation
* if i could see cary elwes’ eyebrows better i’d find him s*xier
* JOHN KRAMER I’LL KILL YOU MYSELF. I HATE THIS MAN I CANNOT STAND THIS MAN
* so the editing really IS like that huh
* yes he IS a murderer you stupid son of a bitch. there is no “technically” about it you fucking idiot
* we’ve got two bitches from lost my beloved :)
* THAT’S THE PRESIDENT FROM THE BLACKLIST TOO
* all of sing’s clothes are too big for him. small man :)
* MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY
* PLEASE GOD I LOVE HER I LOVE HER SO FUCKING MUCH I’LL CRY
* i knew that the editing was like THAT but not that MUCH ya know goddamn
* oh a giallo style shot. lov that <3
* MISS SHAWNEE SMITH DESERVES EVERY AWARD ACTUALLY
* motherfucker on his liddol tricycle
* i would piss on that fucking puppet
* futurama they must learn our peaceful ways by force.jpeg
* that’s just john’s vibe
* i wonder how much of saw inspired the batman arkham games thinking emoji
* how am i only half an hour way through
* tbh i want this kid’s duvet not kidding
* girl you in DANGER
* and i want that big snake :)
* HE’S NOT PLAYING THIS LITTLE PIGGY. NOT IN A MOVIE WHEREIN PEOPLE DON PIG MASKS BC THEIR REPRESENT REBIRTH AND PEOPLE ARE CONTINUOUSLY CUTTING THEIR FEET OFF. MR WHANNEL I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH YOU
* “she’s beautiful” he’s taking about the dog BSBNSYSLAYSLSBLSU
* “where’s the. uh lucky wife” and you mean to tell me that adam isn’t a homosexual when he looks at lawrence like that while saying this line
* “i’m always missing from the photos” oh sir i’ve been on saw tumblr just you wait for the dramatic irony to hit just you WAIT
* oh god i though jigsaw wrote a slur in there good GOD
* very billy from black christmas vibes, harold finch from person of interest :)
* excuse me mr tapp but who’s amy and why do you have her starbucks order
* OOOOOOOHHHH FUNKY TRANSITION
* james wan you are such a KING
* “who said anything about a warrant?” sir that’s illegal
* sir that’s breaking and entering
* sir that’s a LOT of paperwork that you won’t be able to complete bc you’ll be dead soon but STILL
* did jigsaw plan on lawrence wearing blue or was that a funny coincidence lol
* john’s wearing his bathrobe
* HIS ASSASSINS CREED BATHROBE HOLY SHIT
* ooh slidey door. wonder if there’ll be more of those later on teehee hoo hoo
* somebody show tapp the “that’s not your depression bed; that’s your nest omega” tiktok and see if that does anything
* “what do you want me to do? i’m on a leash” DOGBOY ADAM DOGBOY ADAM DOGBOY ADAM
* “you wanna put something in this room in your mouth?” “YES!!!!!!” are these lines from fanfiction verbatim
* adam you’re so fuckin stupid why would you spy on a man but keep the flash of your camera on
* OOOOOOOOOOH IT’S THE CINEMATIC PIG CARPARK SCENE
* “whatEVER” “i’m dealing with a juvenile.....” this is what happens when you have a sugar baby lawrence
* INFAMOUS ADAM GENDER SMOKING FAKE DEATH BREAKDANCE SCENE LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO
* little dogboy twink photographers have me in a perpetual chokehold they really do
* i mean he’ll waste a lot of film but. okay i guess this is a horror movie after all gsmshsksynbsmahsp
* BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR GAY LITTLE PUPPET WITH MY BAT
* oh adam really is serving jonathan byers teas with the baseball bat and the camera as weapons. fuck
* cary elwes posh little accent coming THROUGH
* adam doesn’t make sense as cis man. he just doesn’t look at that man he’s so transgender
* ok but lawrence’s “mistress” is GORGEOUS actually omg
* i’m still gonna say that he’s gay tho. u can’t take that away form me lol
* adam’s wrists are so LIMP holy shit
* lawrence gordon classist moments
* mr elwes please control your accent sir i’m struggling not to laugh
* ok ally’s a girlboss then !
* michael emerson my beloved. when you try to be evil you have all the menace of a disgruntled bunny rabbit
* “lawrence get up! i need you!” now when you fuckers told me these two were gay you didn’t say THIS gay
* at least ally and diana are ok :)
* ok my headcanon is that lawrence is originally from england but was moved to america as a kid bc i need in contextual reasons for all of the accent slips that i can’t take seriously
* ADAM GIRLBOSS MOMENT
* “don’t worry i’ll bring someone back i promise” YOU LYING TRICK ASS MOTHERFUCKER I’LL KILL YOU MYSELF /j /affectionate
* at least john’s got that ARCH
* IT’S THE SCENE IT’S THE SCENE
* god that movie fucked. that movies fucked SO hard good god no wonder gay people love it
* ok i think that ill league gull copy broke my laptop lol
#BRO I’M SWEATING THAT WAS SO GOOD HOLY SHIT YEA#gonna try to fix my laptop now lol <33#saw#adam faulkner stanheight#lawrence gordon#john kramer#amanda young#zep hindle#david tapp#steven sing#alison gordon#diana gordon#chainshipping#mine#long post#ns/fw#i haven’t gif a clue what half of this says but <3#*got i haven’t GOT a clue#if you got this far. i am high-fiving you and interlocking our fingers <3
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