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angelofthenight · 1 year

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Maguire!Peter: My (y/n) is ranked for top 10 on Pokémon Go.

Garfield!Peter: My (y/n) is top 8 in candy crush

Holland!Peter: My (y/n)’s top 5 on FBI’s most wanted list

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vvaspoppie · 10 months

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Peter: You really have really bad luck with dating. Y/N: I noticed that. Peter: All of your previous boyfriends were supervillains. Y/N: I noticed that too. Peter: Maybe you should run a background check next time. Y/N: Get off my couch and give me back my robe.

#source: me #incorrect marvel quotes #peter parker x reader #any peter parker #incorrect quotes #pop se sierskrif #peter parker x you #peter parker x y/n #marvel x reader #no way home x reader #nwh incorrect quotes #nwh x reader #nwh villains x reader #platonic x reader #platonic peter parker x reader

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fandomnerd9602 · 1 year

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When Peter had to do the reset…

Strange: everyone will forget who you are

Y/N: we could use the happy ending clause

Peter: the what?

Y/N: you’d have to kiss everyone to restore their memory.

Peter: add that!! Please!

Strange: what?! I… okay fine!

Cut to later! Peter kisses Y/N restoring his memory…

Y/N: I never said where, Parker. A kiss in the hand would’ve worked

Peter: do you know how many avengers I kissed already!?! (Screams frustratedly)

Peter swings off…

Y/N: (mocking) call me Parker!! (Laughs)

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the-poor-miranha-quotes · 4 months

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Ok but have you ever thought how funny it would be if dr otto was from the mcu like:

Dr Otto: I spent my whole life, working, spending every second, every penny, all my energy to create a machine that had the energy of a sun, this is my life's work, and I finally!!--

Tony: hey guys, I just got back from a kidnapping where I was held hostage in a cave with just scrap and trash and I brought with me this little thing here that has enough sustainable energy to keep a super armor working, anyway where are the cheeseburgers??

#I would be pissed #Just things I think about in the middle of the night #spiderman #marvel #spiderman raimi #mcu #nwh #no way home #ironman #tony stark #dr otto #dr otto octavius #dr octopus #otto octavius #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel meme #ironman quotes #irondad quotes #irondad

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mischievous-thunder · 2 years

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Venom: What do you mean I'm not a human being?

Venom, proudly: I can identify and select all the images with traffic lights with great accuracy.

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incorrectstevebucky · 2 months

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i haven’t really looked at this blog in so long and i have so many half finished drafts that i never posted and posts that i was meaning to queue but never did

#it’s kind of eerie #like i just exited this site one day and never came back #reminds me of that old post about how there was a day your parents put you down and never picked you back up again #i wonder what i missed is there new lore #is tumblr better or worse now #is there a fic or blog or some other fan work everyone’s obsessed with #what happened the last time i was active here #i think maybe 2020/21 #marvel accidentally made sb canon again in what if #is sb canon again again #what’s the big marvel ship #i think the last thing i saw was nwh #what did i even talk about here #oh i do remember this though #not an incorrect quote

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idk-bruh-20 · 1 year

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Us @ Marvel: Leave Peter Parker alone!

Marvel: Got it, leave Peter Parker completely alone...

Us: NO!

#BZZZZ. WRONG #0/10 MARVEL FIX THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW #peter parker #spider-man #spider man no way home #spider man nwh #incorrect marvel quotes #mcu memes #thoughts

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stuckysknife · 1 year

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Matt: Alright, Spider-Man, be safe out there. I'll see you around.