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danceintheskies · 5 months
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Despite having watched and really enjoyed his Lovecraft video, I always forget hbomberguy is queer until he hits us with "the most fuckable twink I've seen in my life" about some random ass youtuber 20 minutes into a 4 hour long video
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ev-arrested · 10 months
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My favorite HC ever is Dick Grayson just. Acting dumb. In all aspects.
Richard John Grayson is perfectly fucking capable of cooking. Is stereotyped to be capable of burning water and is banned from the manor’s kitchen. His brothers have no idea he knows how to make a three Michelin star steak.
Dick Grayson is bisexual. He knows this, has known it for forever, and is 100% comfortable with it. Based on what others would tell you, though, he’s completely straight and is actually a little uncomfortable with being considered gay. 100% a fierce ally to his queer family and friends tho.
What’s navigation like for Dickie Gray? A master. Can track anything, navigate anywhere, knows a dozen methods for any given survival scenario. To everyone else? Dick cannot do it. Incapable. Directionally challenged. You’d think a trapeze artist would know which way is up, but no. He gets it from his parents.
Dickiebird? Excellent manipulator. We know this. His family knows it. Some of his friends know it. They pray for any poor soul who has no idea how manipulative Dick can be. They watch in the distance disappointedly, knowing that Dick’s victim just thinks he’s an ordinary, honest, standup guy, all the while not even knowing that despite being aware of Dick’s true nature, they are being manipulated in equal measure.
Related side note: Good ol Richy? Incredible conversationalist. Everyone knows this. It’s his whole persona. Wears that fact on his sleeve. He always finds a way to make everyone feel like he’s interested in the conversation, even if he would rather die than talk about the current topic for a second longer. And this goes beyond just giving occasional sounds of acknowledgment and peppering words like “cool” or “yeah”. Someone could be talking about the most boring topic imaginable, and he’d have a dazzling smile on his face, his body language signifying that he’s completely engaged, will even ask proper clarifying questions in an attempt to learn more. When he exits the conversation, someone asks, “wow, are you really that fascinated by (insert inane topic)?” and while Dick’s smile doesn’t even falter, he immediately drops the pretense and says, “Oh, absolutely not. That was the most boring conversation I’ve ever had in my life.”
Dick Grayson has gotten this far in life because people consistently underestimate him. He’s made himself come across as juuust incompetent enough (in very particular ways that don’t compromise his image as a capable leader), leaving everyone absolutely fucking blindsided whenever he pulls the rug out from under them about what they thought he was capable of.
And we love him for it.
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squiremaximus · 1 year
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THE LAST OF US | 1.08 “When We Are in Need”
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bad-traffic-smp-ideas · 9 months
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Tango actually got Jimmy to wear a crop top in DL
He's ~ ✨ s l a y i n g ✨ ~
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phosphorus-noodles · 6 months
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Obsessed with Joel’s task this week. Of course he’d get “start a cult” and nothing else.
No one would even question that.
It’s Joel.
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he said that with his whole entire chest
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untouchedsoap · 6 months
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rewatched kingsman and I somehow forgot how much eggsy wanted to fuck that old man
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tmntismdoodls · 1 year
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a nice bow for a nice boy! :D
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paradoxgavel · 8 months
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WAIT WAIT WAIT HOW DID I NOT NOTICE FUCKIN BRIAN DAVID GILBERT VOICED THE WINTER KING IN THE NEW FIONNA AND CAKE WHAT THE HELL
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amethysttribble · 4 months
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Still stunned that Soo Won is canonically an aro king
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Waaahhhh!!😭😭
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local-mettaton · 2 years
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squiremaximus · 2 years
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The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power 1.03 “Adar”
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avocado-writing · 5 months
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I saw that ask about Nov. 5th…I think Crowley was definitely the one who suggested the idea of blowing up Parliament, and Aziraphale found out and was absolutely horrified.
Aziraphale: Crowley, you can’t just blow people up when you’re unhappy with the way things are done!
Crowley, stacking another barrel of gunpowder: ….but they’re wankers.
Crowley: I can, and it’s quite an effectual method of change, actually
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phosphorus-noodles · 1 year
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Neil's been banging out the tunes for 17 ratty, ratty years...
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clown-eating-pig · 2 months
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cecil welcome to night vale genuinely speaks with the exact same cadence as sheldon the big bang theory cooper
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