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The Avengers: What's the definition of "innocent"?
Tony, pointing at Peter and using Peter's hand to wave at them: Right here!
Peter: *grimaces as the Avengers awkwardly wave back*
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After nwh
Peter: you told me you were on a spiritual retreat!
Stephan: namaste
Peter: and you had died!!
Tony: did I recover?...
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Peter to Ned, lying face down on his bed: and then I called him dad....
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Tony to steve, with proud tears in his eyes: AND THEN HE CALLED ME DAD!!!!1!
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Tony, to May, about you kids: You were right, May. I needed to let my baby birds fly. My bratty little baby birds fly with their crappy little wings. Sometimes, you've got to push them out the window
May, patting him on the back: you were crying looking through Instagram again?
Tony: Shut up Maybelle.
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Stephen: How long are we going to let him do that?
Tony, pinching the bridge of his nose: Just...just give him a minute
Peter: *still pushing a door that is clearly labelled pull*
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Peter, out of nowhere, for no reason: Your bellybutton is just your old mouth
Stephen: *groans*
Tony : I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.
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Peter: Hey Mr. Stark, what does coffee taste like?
Tony : Eh, not as good as it smells
Peter: Oh
Peter: Like shampoo
Tony : *concerned noises*
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[Peter being released from the medbay after a week]
Peter: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Tony : I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
Peter: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
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